When a superhero becomes a stickman

Jarvis's standard English sounded in front of the quiet workbench:

"Sir, I found a photo on the Internet. I don't know if you want to see it."

Concentrating on the parts, Tony frowned: "Don't look."

"Don't tell me such boring things in the future."

After being silent for a while, Jarvis asked again, "Are you sure you don't want to watch it?"

Tony said impatiently: "Didn't you see that this part can't be designed anyway?"

After burying his head on the workbench for a while, he suddenly remembered that Jarvis had never asked him the same question twice like today, so he finally raised his head and spread his hands: "Tune it out and let me see."

So, Jarvis consciously pulled out the photo of Adele's bloody face, and attached a line of words on Facebook: "Hehe, stealing other people's things and getting beaten."

Tony glanced at it casually, and after reading it, his whole body exploded, and he almost reached out and flipped the workbench: "Why have you been beaten like this and no one told me?"

Jarvis sincerely reminded: "Sir, from the photos, Miss Adele is just having a nosebleed, not being beaten."

Tony said angrily: "Didn't you see that her face was covered with blood!"

Jarvis rationally chose to keep quiet in front of his furious father.

Tony said in a fighting state: "Prepare the armor."

Jarvis: "Sir, do you really have to wear your jersey to school?"

Only then did Tony realize that he was going to reason rather than fight, so he put on his suit and said, "Help me start the car, I'm going to their school now." Then, he said with emphasis to Jarvis: "Drive to , without weapons."

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Meanwhile, the school teacher's office.

Mr. Morris said helplessly: "Harry, we received a report that you occupied the sink in the women's toilet on the first floor of the teaching building for nearly an hour?"

Harry Osborn emphasized: "It's just the bathroom outside."

Mossburn signaled him to be calm: "But I have to tell you that sending the injured student to the infirmary at this time is more effective than taking cold water for an hour."

He waved helplessly at the boy in front of him: "Okay, okay, go back, don't do this in the future."

Harry was about to turn around and go out, but the door in front of him was suddenly kicked open by someone. Thanks to his dodging in time, he was not crushed by the suddenly opened door, and Tony Stark rushed in almost furiously. After entering the door, he lifted him up by his collar, slammed him against the wall, and said angrily, "Did you beat Adele to bleed?"

Harry was stunned by this sudden shock. Before he could react, the other party picked up his collar, stared at him angrily, and said, "Harry Osborn, right? What do you think of this place? Is it a place to bully girls? What is your ability to bully a little girl?"

Mr. Morris next to him was wearing thick glasses, and a layer of sweat immediately appeared on his bald head. He stammered and explained: "Mr. Stark..."

Tony punched hard on the wall next to his head: "Who do you think you are? Is she the one you can move!"

Mr. Morris stammered anxiously: "Mr. Stark, ha, Harry just took Adele, who is bleeding from the nose, to take a shower of cold water...and I have already told him that the next time this happens, we will send him to Infirmary..."

"what?"

The furious Mr. Stark froze for a moment, his arrogance dropped three points, and he looked at Harry again: "Is that so?"

Harry sneered: "Heh, if it's not what you plan to do, smash my head with one punch?"

Tony: "..."

So, he seems to have heard Jarvis say something?Adele just had a simple nosebleed?

He has realized the hardships of being a parent.

Tony, who was carrying little Osborne, withdrew his hand like lightning, straightened his collar in a little embarrassment: "...you know, being a parent."

Harry fell to the ground, coughed twice while leaning on the ground, stood up while leaning against the wall, and said, "Well, I understand."

Mr. Iron Man was still thinking about how to explain his impulsiveness, but he froze for a moment after hearing this sentence.

Harry straightened his collar and shrugged helplessly: "Is it like this? No matter how calm a person is usually, he will probably lose his mind when his child is injured. If my father saw With a picture like that, I’m afraid that someone will kill someone with a knife now.”

After he finished speaking, he bowed to Tony gracefully: "Sorry, I didn't take good care of her as a good friend."

Then, Tony stared dumbfounded at this handsome kid striding out of the door.

……

Why did he feel that his aura was completely lost the moment he was forgiven by the other party?And the other party is just a high school student?

Tony looked at the frightened Mr. Morris who was huddled in front of the desk, and shrugged helplessly: "...I am still a father on the first day."

Mr. Morris nodded dumbfounded, completely unaware that there was anything wrong with this sentence.

Tony: "... Do you understand? Seeing such a photo? It's okay to be a son, but it's a girl..."

Mr. Morris opened his eyes wide in astonishment, and nodded slowly: "Of course."

So, Tony, who apologized, went out, and when he was about to go out, he heard a clatter inside, and when he turned his head, he saw a large piece of wall skin that had fallen off the wall due to the excessive impact.

Mr. Richest Man: "...I will compensate. Goodbye."

Mr. Morris, who was so frightened that he sent Tony Stark away, heaved a sigh of relief, thinking to himself, is it true that the rumor that Mr. Stark had an illegitimate child?

Before he had time to continue thinking, he suddenly saw the door open again, and Mr. Stark, who was so fierce just now, showed him a stiff smile: "Do you know who the instigator of that photo is, Mr. Morris? "

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When Harry walked back to the classroom, he didn't know that there was a large piece of white dust behind him, so that Peter kept looking up at him until he sat down before asking, "Did you get into a fight with someone?"

He glanced at Adele who was flipping through the book with her nose blocked, said nothing, just shook his head at Peter.

This class was too boring. Mr. Osborne, who never liked to study hard, turned his head in boredom and stared at his good brother Peter.

If I remember correctly, the way Peter is studying is quite funny. He sits upright, holds a pen nervously in his hand, and stares intently at the blackboard in front of his eyes with dull glasses, and then writes down what the teacher said at any time. The important point—that overly serious look is like a silly elementary school student.

So the bored little Osborne decided to turn around and take a look at his silly look for fun.

However, what he didn't expect was that when he turned around, he found that Peter was frowning, sitting loosely on the seat, with a pen in his hand scribbling on the notebook, as if he was drawing something red and blue.

Because the relationship is very good on weekdays, Harry didn't feel that there was anything shady in his notebook, and he even forgot to ask permission first to peek at other people's notebooks, so he took advantage of the teacher in front of him not paying attention, and grabbed it as soon as he raised his hand. He picked up the book in Peter's hand and said with a smile, "Let me take a look."

Peter was shocked, and immediately stretched out his hand to snatch it; Harry was bored, took the notebook and smiled at him and mouthed: "Just take a look, just take a look."

However, Peter, who has always been easy to abandon, seemed to be irritated by him, his blue eyes widened, his whole face was full of tension, and he gritted his teeth and whispered, "Give it back to me!"

It was only then that Harry realized that Peter wasn't wearing his dull thick glasses today.

Before he could say anything, Adele who was sitting next to him stretched out her hand, snatched the notebook, and threw it back to Peter without looking at it.

Harry was not happy now.

These two people excluded him again, not to mention that he was almost blown in the head by her father just now.

However, before he could lose his temper with Adele, he heard the teacher on the podium say angrily: "Harry Osborn, Peter Parker, and Adele Lindbergh, what are you three doing!"

The three of them froze in unison, and Peter froze when he hid the book.

The teacher said angrily again: "Stand outside!"

The three brats drooped their heads and walked out of the classroom in desperation to stand for punishment.

Unlike the dejected Adele and Peter, Harry hugged his shoulders and walked outside reluctantly. As soon as he got outside, he said to Peter, "Is it alright now? Are you happy?"

Peter was used to being shy, and he was a little angry at the moment: "You robbed me, why are you blaming me now?"

Relying on his usual good relationship with him, Harry didn't take the excessive behavior just now seriously at this moment. Instead, he leaned against the wall angrily and said, "I can't take a look? You two are really getting better and better now." , Adele just put me out, but you also put me out?"

Childish stubbornness, high school students' unique second-year atmosphere.

Adele kindly reminded: "I didn't watch it."

Harry got angry and stood in the middle with his shoulders folded.He was already the tallest, standing taller than the two people around him.

Peter hesitated, looked at Adele who was having fun with his hands, then looked at Harry who was angry with him, and said helplessly, "Okay, I'll show you, don't tell others... ..."

He said, intending to take out the notebook behind him.

Adele thought this was not good, it would be bad, so she quickly snatched the notebook from Peter's hand and replaced it with the notebook in hers.

Peter spread out the notebook in front of the two of them, and was stunned for a moment.

The fierce armor is shining in the sky above the city.

Harry: "...is this?"

Adele glanced aside: "Oh, Iron Man, Peter drew it."

Peter wiped the sweat off his brow, and immediately said, "Yes, this is my...superhero. I admire Mr. Stark very much."

After Harry stood in the middle in astonishment for a long while, looking at the unfinished painting, instead of calming down, he became even more angry: "That's it, even if you make everyone come out and stand for punishment, you won't let me see it?"

Peter stammered: "That... Mr. Stark's position in my heart is quite... special..."

Harry: "Peter, is there something you didn't tell me?"

Peter looked at Adele with a guilty conscience, and saw that she was hiding the notebook behind her back.

Harry stared at his suspicious expression, and finally expressed his confusion: "Are you gay?"

At this time, Mr. Iron Man, who came out of the teaching office, found that his little girl was standing side by side with two boys outside the classroom for punishment.He originally wanted to explain that he just came to the school to understand the situation, but found that the three children looked at him with indescribable expressions.

Tony: "Look at what I'm doing, I'm not here to handle the transfer procedures for you."

Standard textbook narcissism switched on again "...overly obsessed with superheroes is bad for learning."

He strode out calmly, resisting the strange feeling of being followed by indescribable eyes all the way.

Tony walked outside the teaching building before relaxing, heaved a long sigh of relief, and said to himself: "It seems too handsome, but it's not too good, and it's easy to spoil the next generation."

The author has something to say: Thank you Stan, Hongmen, Batchao for the tattoo (condom and Miao Miao Miao Miao for mine.

I am also a person with mines.

【proud】

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Regarding the appearance of the heroes, I have already posted some on the copy.

But I am a slow person, usually finish writing a hero, and then skip to the next one

So a lot of people will show up very late.

Cute ones: Ba Ji who was crying in anger, big boobs who were drunk, Batman with butterfly wings, Loki whose three views were broken after being forcibly cut off...

Strange ones: the dismembered body in the refrigerator, Sherlock Holmes lying in deep thought under the sofa, and Uncle Wolf who is cutting wood in the closet...

Indescribable: Dachao who competes with Batman for the underwear position, Thor Oppa with atrophied chest muscles...

Anyway, I will write slowly.

Who is cp?At the beginning, I thought about the widow sister, but since I was scolded by my daughter-in-law, I couldn't be the widow sister orz.

... Then who is it? ?

...Anyway, I can't compete with my wife for the male god, and I can't compete for the goddess with my wife.

Let me watch and write.

However, the cutest thing I have is the funny arms dealer in Iron Man 2... [I was scolded again so it's not him]