When a superhero becomes a stickman

After the three finally entered the arena, Peter fell into a wave of guilt and self-blame: "I don't know if I did it right, but I feel very guilty now..."

Adele: "We bought tickets, it's just that we lost our tickets, but we didn't come in without buying tickets. Don't feel guilty."

Peter looked at Kuaiyin hesitantly: "But this guy, this guy didn't buy a ticket to come in!"

Kuaiyin: "...Are you serious? I didn't come to the concert."

Peter looked at him blankly: "You are not watching a concert, what are you doing here?"

Kuaiyin shrugged innocently: "I don't know. Maybe I went backstage and made a bet with the lead singer or something to ask him for a signed guitar? For example, bet on the color of his underwear or who can finish the burger first ?”

Adele said helplessly: "This is different, you can't go to the band to bet. The last time you were able to go to the lead singer of that band to bet, it was because it was at Mr. Tony Stark's banquet, I It means that you are a guest and they are performers, so they will bet with you. But now it is a concert, have you ever seen the lead singer bet with passers-by?"

The three people were talking and walked near their positions.

Adele clearly saw a guy wrapped in red clothes and a red mask sitting on his own seat. If it weren't for the two black eye circles that looked a bit like a mutant panda, this guy would have covered himself up His virtues are really no different from Spider-Man.

Peter subconsciously touched his spider suit under his coat: "... Are face masks popular now?"

Kuaiyin suddenly smiled and said, "Hey! It's the guy stuffed into the refrigerator!"

Adele looked at Deadpool's tightly wrapped head, and said helplessly, "...Why did you take my ticket and sit in my seat?"

Wade Wilson obviously recognized the two young men who let him out of the refrigerator, and shrugged helplessly: "Well, I don't know either. Anyway, that monkey with three claws not only chopped me up Stuffed it in the refrigerator, then chopped me up and threw it in the trash because I was too talkative, anyway, after I healed up, I saw a piece of paper on my head—I mean, have you ever seen such a good thing? You Just after being dismembered by others, I suddenly found that I got a free ticket, don't look at it for nothing!"

Kuaiyin: "...you know you can't beat the three of us, right?"

Mr. Wade raised his head, looked at Adele who stood in the middle with the ability to make things come true, then looked at Kuaiyin who could move at super speed beside him, and then glanced at the normal number of people who can not only spray spider silk but also have the power Ten times Peter, stood up silently, and meekly gave up his seat.

A pair of expectant eyes appeared in the holes of the two black circles: "Can I squeeze and sit with you?"

Quicksilver: "Impossible."

Adele: "No way."

Peter: "...Well, if you really want to sit, I'll give you half of the seat." After he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, and told him cautiously: "But you have to remember to pay for the ticket."

So, 10 minutes after the opening.

Harry turned his face with a headache, and looked at Quicksilver who was sitting between himself and Adele. After staring at him for a while, he asked, "So what are you here for?"

Quicksilver told him seriously: "I don't think the guy with the pointed head in the red bodysuit is a good guy. Do you know that he was chopped up and stuffed into the refrigerator before?"

Harry couldn't react for a while: "Put it in...what's wrong with it?"

Kuaiyin said seriously: "Refrigerator. Of course, I don't discriminate against people who have been stuffed into the refrigerator, but I think that if a person is so annoying that he is torn to pieces, it must not be a good thing."

Harry frowned at his earnest face, and it took a long time before he said, "...so you're here to act as a superhero and protect us?"

Kuaiyin looked at him with a surprised expression: "Why should I act as a superhero? I'm not a good person. I just watched the guy who was mutilated to save him from making trouble."

Harry couldn't accept the huge amount of information all of a sudden: "By...by what?"

At this time, Wade, who was sitting on the same seat as Peter, suddenly turned his head, and said to Kuaiyin through Adele, "You can't look down on me just because I was stuffed in the refrigerator, what kind of idea do you have?" Ah, you actually discriminate against the refrigerator? Don’t you eat the food in the refrigerator?”

Kuaiyin also yelled at Wade through Adele: "Thank you, I haven't eaten food from the school refrigerator since you came out of there."

Wade said angrily: "Didn't you think that I was the victim! I mean, I was stuffed into the refrigerator! If it wasn't for the unreasonable dead monkey, how could I be stuffed into the refrigerator? "

Quicksilver: "Logan is not a monkey. He is Wolverine, show me some respect."

Wade became even more innocent: "Even if I was stuffed into the refrigerator, I'm still a good person!"

Kuaiyin hugged his shoulders: "A good person will be chopped up and stuffed into the refrigerator?"

Wade was angry: "Isn't it the fault of the person who chopped me up and put me in the refrigerator! So in the end it's the monkey's fault!"

Quicksilver: "...I told you, Logan is Wolverine, not a monkey!"

After trying many times to understand what they said, Harry held his head, turned to Vivienne, and showed a helpless smile: "Did you understand what they said?"

Vivienne's beautiful eyes turned to look at him: "You shouldn't ask me that, Mr. Osborne, these two weirdos were brought in by your female friend."

At this moment, Adele, who had been sitting in the middle with her head lowered and enduring the quarrel between the two of them, suddenly raised her head and smiled softly.

She kindly turned her head to look at Deadpool, and said softly, "Hey, little panda, do you know that I can make things come true?"

Wade was taken aback by her gentle yet persuasive smile, and moved aside subconsciously: "So I say it's not my fault, if it wasn't for the fact that you suddenly drew a door to close me Go in, I won't meet that dead monkey at all!"

Adele smiled softly: "Then you want me to draw a zipper on your mouth?"

Wade looked in shock at the cute girl in front of her with a scary smile, and felt that her whole body was smoking black smoke.

Wade shut his mouth immediately.

However, Adele looked at Kuaiyin again: "Honey, have you ever thought about what would happen if everyone in the stadium turned into rabbits?"

Quicksilver shivered all over, and timidly shrank to Harry's side, leaving a large space between him and Adele.

Quicksilver huddled beside Harry aggrievedly, and whispered, "You know if we want to get along well, you can't always scare me with rabbits, right?"

Adair just wanted to listen to the music, but said helplessly: "No, I can."

Quicksilver said: "My sister and I were bored when we were little, I mean, everything was too slow, everyone was too slow for me, so it was boring and boring, and she could just lie in bed every day Being able to get everything done without moving - it was all too easy, so it was boring. But one day, my mother brought me a rabbit."

Adele: "...and then?"

Kuaiyin said in that terrified tone: "It bit me! Blood came out of the bite!"

Adele: "..."

Quicksilver began to say in a frantic tone: "Can you imagine? Such a fluffy little one, not only bites, but also scratches! I mean, I never thought it would bite me! And I haven't been hurt since I was a child." However, except for the time when you were bitten by a rabbit! You don't even know how much it hurts!"

Adele: "...have you ever been injured since you were a child?"

"No blood?"

……Too.

Everything is too slow for him.

Moreover, this guy's emotions come and go quickly, and waiting for other people's emotional feedback is probably an extremely long process for him.

Harry frowned and looked at Quicksilver who almost pushed him out of the chair, turned his head to look at Vivienne who was sitting gracefully, and asked puzzledly: "You girls, don't you like that timid girl very much?" man?"

Vivian let out a chuckle, looked at Harry with charming eyes, and showed a charming smile: "It's not a weakness, Mr. Osborne."

"Most boys are too powerful, which makes them seem a little arrogant. For example, you, who inherited a large amount of property at a young age, and have a good business mind, this makes you look too perfect and arrogant. But some boys are different. Although they are very strong, they will expose their vulnerable side in front of the person they like, which will shorten the distance between them-at least let girls know that this is controllable, not A completely unclimbable peak."

Harry looked at her silently.

Vivienne smiled, her gorgeous red lips were like a bunch of flowers: "Mr. Osborne, why don't you like me?"

"Because my sharp edge is too sharp, such a person is not cute. To you, I am out of control, and to your children, you are also out of control."

"People like dangerous things, but they keep a distance from them. Unless your sharp blade has a handle that can be held by the other party, she will never take the initiative to approach you."

Harry frowned and looked at Quicksilver: "...are you strong?"

A guy with a bit of an aesthetic problem and nothing?

Quicksilver shrugged: "My hearing is far beyond ordinary people, so I heard everything you said just now, but I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear and didn't understand. By the way, Mr. Osborne, although you see You look rich, but you seem to be easily killed."

Harry frowned: "Like what?"

Kuaiyin shrugged: "For example, your little girlfriend."

At this moment, the woman who had been sitting elegantly next to Harry suddenly raised the gun in her hand, pointed it at Harry's temple, and pulled the trigger.

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