When a superhero becomes a stickman

Summer vacation is coming soon.

Classwork in mutant school is relatively easy, so the exams are not particularly difficult-except for the terrible math test.

However, this time, they didn't even have to copy the papers of the rich second generation.

So, desperate, Adele began to try to seek help from those around her.

The first one is the one she places the greatest hope on - her potted plant and housekeeper, Friday, whose system is not yet perfect.

Adele originally imagined that the passing conditions were very simple: shrink her body on Friday, go to the drawer of Beast Hank to find the exam papers for this semester, take a photo and bring them back, she will go to Kuaiyin, who has already learned this course, to do it, and then Memorize the answers and take the test.

No matter how you think about it, it's very simple.

However, this path has a problem in a key link.

Little Friday sat on her bed, her two short legs shrank in fear, and hugged herself into a ball distressedly: "Miss Adele, I consulted Jarvis just now, and Jarvis told me that this behavior is Commonly defined as 'stealing' or 'cheating'."

Adele's eyes lit up: "Yes, I just need you to help me pass the exam!"

In order to show his disapproval, Friday deliberately imitated human actions and tone, and after a pause of three seconds (in fact, it can be accurate to three and a half seconds), he slowed down and replied: "Miss Adele, cheating and stealing It's all wrong. In my design program, the order given to me by my master is to serve human beings, but cheating and stealing violates my principles of integrity."

Adele really couldn't communicate with this little thing.

She tried to persuade Friday not to be so rigid: "You are my butler, just like Jarvis wants to serve Tony, you have to help me. You see, Jarvis also helped Tony blow up a lot of bad guys As for aliens, killing people is always wrong, right?"

Friday's design program is still in its infancy, and he doesn't know much about human thinking, so he is quickly dragged into a moral dilemma by Adele.

The little guy drooped his head in frustration.

However, soon, this little robot showed a bright smile again (emoji standard smile): "I'm sorry Miss Adele, Jarvis said that this is not within the scope of my duties, and asked me to refuse."

Adele: "..."

Jarvis charged you or paid you.

Every day I will hold you to bask in the sun and take you to collect solar energy, okay?

The desperate Adele tried to threaten: "Friday, if you can't help me pass the exam, I'll send you back to Tony and ask him to donate you and Benben to City University."

Friday seemed to be stuck, frozen.

Adele thought, it probably started communicating with Jarvis again...

Soon, the little robot moved its head, looked at Adele solemnly in front of it, and said seriously: "I'm sorry Miss Adele, I hacked into the surveillance video of the mutant school, and checked the Han I found out that Phantom Cat used this method last year. She passed through the wall and entered Hank's office, and successfully turned over the paper, but Hank found out about it afterwards, but out of love for the students , he did not disclose this matter, but quietly changed the content of the scroll. In view of the failure experience of Phantom Cat, I don't think I can complete this task."

Adele: ...

It makes sense...

So, having nowhere to go, Adele chose the second route.

She still has to copy Alex.

After all, Alex is very persistent, isn't he.

People started to retake this course when the professor had hair until now the professor has no hair left and still never give up!

Adele found the tenacious and unyielding Alex in the corridor of the school.

His image fits very well with the image of a muscular guy who is bad at math.

Adele thought silently before walking over, well, this body of muscles is enough to prove why he is not good at math.

Alex is relatively shy. Although his muscles are tense, his slightly childish face makes him want to be gentle alone. He stands a little nervously in front of a girl, his hands trembling slightly, and reads according to the content on it. Liao Nian: "Anyway, love has to enter the link of liquid exchange at the end. Can we pretend that the middle part has been tried, and go directly to the final link?"

Adele: "..."

The girl opposite gave him a huge white eye, and walked away without looking back.

Clearly disappointed, Alex silently took out his pen and wrote down a number on paper.

After staring at the numbers on the paper for a long time, he said to himself: "The one hundred and eighth attempt to strike up a conversation failed, but I hope the one hundred and ninth attempt can succeed."

Adele: "..."

In other words, why did she copy this guy's test paper?

God knows what he tried a hundred and eight times!

Before Adele talked to Alex, she never believed that there would be a boy who was handsome, muscular, beautiful and dedicated but could never find a partner, but after seeing Alex, she said with certainty——

Absolutely.

And not only is it impossible for him to have a girlfriend now, but he probably won't have one in the future.

Alex didn't notice Adele's existence, and continued to compete with his small notebook: "The reason for the failure: the light where I appear is not right, next time I should choose a brighter place, such as a window."

Adele: "..."

By the way, why did she copy this guy's test paper?

Alex looked up and looked around, thinking about choosing a better position, when he finally saw Adele.

Obviously, he saw that the girl was a little nervous, and he happily greeted Adele: "Hi, Asher!"

Adele: "...Hi Alex. I'm Adele. Here's the thing, I'm not very good at math, but I have a test tomorrow, so I was wondering if you could write the words Make it a little bigger so I can... learn from your answer?"

Alex smiled and nodded: "Okay."

After he finished speaking, the smile on his face disappeared, and he fell into a kind of loss again.

Alex lowered his head and said helplessly: "I don't seem to understand what you girls like very much. Every time I try to communicate, I fail."

Adele: "..."

She'd better run away.

She didn't want to be dragged by this guy to practice or something.

However, before Adele could escape, Alex asked sadly behind him: "So what do girls like?"

Adele thought to herself how do I know what each girl likes, but I know they definitely don't want to pretend to communicate with you and then switch directly to the ultimate mode.

Flowers, candles, dinner, romance?

The desperate Adele had nowhere to go, so she had no choice but to try to analyze it for him: "Girls like cute things, such as those that are fluffy, soft and warm—"

Before she could finish speaking, Kuaiyin who was passing by suddenly stopped, looked back at her like a ghost, and walked away without looking back.

Alex looked at Adele sympathetically: "You guys have been fighting recently, right? I really envy those of you who can argue..."

Adele: "?????"

Alex became even more sad: "I failed to confess and the other party didn't even want to quarrel with me..."

Adele: "... why don't you start from other places? I mean, you can try to communicate normally with girls first, and wait until they have a crush on you and confirm whether you are a... hooligan... , confess again?"

It never occurred to Alex that he was a gangster in the eyes of the girls.

He began to feel even more sad, looking desperately at Adele in front of him: "I don't know what to do now. What about you? How did Kuaiyin chase such a beautiful girl like you?"

Adele: "????"

The sad Alex withered: "I mean, he's not good-looking, and he's not very capable, so what did he say or do that made you like him? "

After he finished speaking, he added: "Besides, he is afraid of rabbits, wears such dirty clothes, and has a problem with listening to music..."

Adele: "...I like him?"

Alex is more straightforward: "He said you are his girlfriend."

Adele: "He told you that I was his girlfriend?"

Alex still couldn't get around the corner: "He told everyone that you were his girlfriend. I mean, it's not important, the important thing is can you help me? I've confessed one hundred and eight times, but I never succeeded..."

He spread his hands sadly: "I remember the first time the professor still had hair."

Adele turned around and left: "Then try to confess to someone else."

Alex suddenly realized: "Yes!"

It took him a while to realize that Adele had gone far.Alex obviously still didn't understand the trick, so he ran two quick steps to catch up with Adele, trying to find some way out of her, but saw Adele striding forward without looking back.

Alex asked blankly: "...What's wrong with you?"

Adele turned her head back, showing a standard gritted smile, and said slowly word by word:

"I'm going to draw a hundred little fluffy bunnies with red eyes right now."

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