When a superhero becomes a stickman

The author has something to say: This is the second update

Is there another chapter ahead?

【Good morning】

In the huge underground workshop lies a brand-new suit of armor, whose small, lightweight form is clearly more suitable for a girl than a man.

Jarvis' voice sounded in the basement: "I greet you in the name of Mr. Good morning."

Then, the female voice in the armor responded with a warm answer:

"I greet you in the name of Miss Adele, good morning."

Adele, who accidentally opened the wrong door, looked at the empty basement with a dazed expression. After poking her head around and looking around, she asked, "Jarvis, you told Dad that our basement might be haunted." something?"

Jarvis couldn't keep up with her brain circuit, so he just replied politely: "Miss Adele, I checked the entire video tape, and found that there are no unknown creatures as you said."

Adele, who was almost going crazy: "But I heard a woman talking just now!"

After she slips upstairs with her pillow in her arms, the camera pans to the armor in the middle of the basement.

Friday's voice was gentle and slow: "Why didn't you tell Miss Adele about my existence?"

Jarvis: "Sir, you are a surprise."

……

Adele, who hit the ceiling straight after half a month, was only surprised but not happy.

【When Tony is not at home】

Jarvis is in charge of cleaning and repairing the armor.

After initial repairs, he ran the armor around the room to verify that all joints were functioning properly.

At this time, Friday, who was standing in the glass cabinet next to him, opened his mouth to remind: "Some movements with large range of motion have not been tested yet."

Jarvis: "I'm planning a sequence of all the moves, can you provide me with the information?"

So, on Friday, I searched in my "feminine" system and answered: "Hot dance."

"It is said that hot dancing can contain most of the difficult movements that humans can make."

So, Jarvis searched the Internet and found a dance video, touching the joints of the armor to imitate the content of the dance.

……

So, Adele, who was too lazy to take the car and opened the door directly to go home, just after opening the door, watched Iron Man dance around a steel pipe.

Due to the extremely high flexibility of the armor, the imitation of the pole dance was lifelike, which greatly satisfied Jarvis's requirement of being able to perform any difficult movements.

Adele watched helplessly as the red Iron Man twisted his waist around the steel pipe, and then blew a kiss to her who was dumbfounded.

Adele: "..."

She felt her eyes were about to burst.

Tony is absolutely insane.

God knows what happened at home while she was away.

Adele, who poked her own eyes, pretended not to see anything, silently retreated to the door, and closed the door with a bang.

【Scene simulation】

After the armor is repaired, it is necessary to conduct a simulated battle.

Adele dug a large bucket of ice cream and sat in the corner watching, scared by the fierce battle and retracted her legs.

Friday: "I'm going to attack the third of your left arm."

The armor on the opposite side immediately retreated.

Jarvis: "Successful avoidance."

……

Adele frowned and stared at the two armors who were fighting each other and spoiled in advance, inexplicably feeling a little proud in Jarvis's successful evasion just now.

So she scooped a big scoop of ice cream and said to Jarvis, "Next time you hit Friday in the head, don't tell her."

Then she turned to Friday and said, "Next time Jarvis is going to hit you on the head, but you didn't hear me."

Jarvis replied obediently, "Yes, miss."

Friday also replied obediently: "The data is deleted, miss."

Adele: "..."

Then she watched Jarvis slap Friday on the face, and he didn't have time to dodge.

Adele frowned and looked at it for a long time, and finally turned her head to look at Tony in confusion: "...Didn't you say that the two of them are very intelligent programs?"

Tony didn't look up at her, and continued to bury his head in his work: "It's because you are too smart, so I am coaxing you to play."

After he finished speaking, he raised his head, looked at Adele, and sighed deeply.

His daughter's IQ is worrying.

As a result, Adele, whose IQ was worrying, continued to watch the two intelligent systems fight with ice cream while spoiling the spoiler.

"I'm going to hit you on the right shoulder!"

"Successful avoidance~"

"Left shoulder!"

"bingo~"

Adele: "..."

【Making ice cream】

Jarvis: "The one for Miss Adele should add one-third more cream. The one for Mr.... should be reserved for Miss Adele."

Friday replied: "I don't understand. In this case, there should be two copies for Miss Adele, but none for Mr."

Jarvis taught patiently: "It is true. But one of Miss Adele's must be counted as Mr.'s, so that she will be happier when she steals it."

Friday continued to answer: "I still don't understand."

Jarvis: "Then make two servings of Miss Adele's ice cream, one with a third of the cream and one without."

Friday: "Got it."

【Add meat floss】

Adele: "Dear Friday! More floss on my bread today!"

Friday hesitated: "Miss Adele, I don't understand, how much is more."

However, Adele had already gone to class and could not find anyone.

So, on a hesitant Friday, he connected to the Internet and asked Jarvis for help: "Jarvis, in your retrieval system, how much is the extra point?"

Jarvis: "It depends."

Friday Driven Crazy: "...is it a number depending on the situation?"

【surveillance】

Friday: "Jarvis, sir, said that if Miss Adele is found to be in a relationship, an internal report is required."

Jarvis: "Wait a moment, I'll contact sir."

During the connection, Friday asked Today: "I don't understand human behavior very well. When Ms. Adele was playing football, the ball hit the nose of the boy sitting next to him reading a book. Is this a relationship?"

Jarvis replied gently: "I will contact Mr.'s lawyer to make appropriate compensation. This kind of behavior is not considered a relationship, and there is no need to report it."

The next day.

Friday: "In my system, Mr. defines 'sex' as 'pure liquid exchange'. Today, Miss Adele's drink spilled all over the boy at the same table. Is it considered sex?"

Jarvis replied gently: "In my information retrieval, it is not defined in this way."

So, Friday, who was eager to learn and seek knowledge, continued to ask: "How is that defined?"

Jarvis replied: "In my information retrieval, when this question is asked on Friday, it is appropriate to avoid it."

Tony, who had the whim to check his program one day: "..."

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