When a superhero becomes a stickman

"No, I'm not Peter Parker."

"You have misunderstood me. My name is Tom. Tom Parker."

"...I have nothing to do with Peter Parker so you don't tell my aunt or Mr Osborne."

Lying shyly on the hospital bed, Little Spider stubbornly grasped his mask tightly with his only remaining good hand, resolutely refused any inquiries, and was talking nonsense in a serious manner.

Tony supported Fulue's aching head, looked at the brat who was about to be pushed into the operating room, and said helplessly, "Mr. Parker, you saved my daughter's life. I just want to thank you."

Little Peter's eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at the richest man in front of him with bright eyes full of expectation: "Did you just ask me what I want?"

Tony pretentiously took out a card from his pocket, and shook it in front of him regretfully: "I want to give this money to Mr. Peter Parker, but according to what you said, you don't seem to be the Parker I mentioned gentlemen?"

Classmate Peter who is poor and desperate: "..."

With such a desperate look on his face, he was pushed into the operating room.

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Although Adele was not injured, she was still sent to a private hospital by the S.H.I.E.L.D.

Not only was he sent for a physical examination, but he was also forced to change into a hospital gown again.

Adele, who was sent to the hospital twice in just one month, reflected deeply. After thinking about it for a long time, she felt that this was not her own problem.

... Sure enough, the woman next to the superhero was kidnapped.

Although there is money now, there are more risks than money.

She took out the box from the bedside cabinet, pushed away the button in her head that turned Wade Wilson into a permanent semi-silent mode, and quietly looked at the chattering mouth in front of her.

"I have talked to you for nearly three days, but you have ignored me once, that is to say, I can talk to you for such a long time, can you still find someone else to treat you so patiently?"

Adele: "...I will permanently put you in silent mode in the future."

Wade, who always had something to say, suddenly felt very tired.

Adele added: "In two days, when I recover from illness, I will draw a needle to sew up your nonsense mouth."

So, Wade once again remembered the fear of being dominated by needles.

Adele looked at Wade, then turned her head to look at Jarvis in the book's hand, and said apologetically, "Jarvis, I'm sorry for putting you in silent mode."

Jarvis's voice was still gentle: "It's all right, Miss Adele."

Adele asked again: "I'm also sorry for letting you stay with someone like him for so long."

Wade: "A person like me? Apart from a person like me, who else has been by your side after you were kidnapped? Or in silent mode?"

Adele looked at Jarvis sadly: "It's not easy for you to survive, Jarvis."

Jarvis replied softly, "It's very kind of you to be rescued, miss."

Wade: "... so you have other automatic replies?"

Jarvis comforted Adele politely: "These days I managed to convince the gentleman next to me that I am a relatively low-level program."

Wade: "...so you are not a repeater?!"

There was a bit of apology in Jarvis's gentle voice: "I'm very sorry, Miss Adele, I once promised that my husband would not lie to humans, but since this gentleman is not a human being, I have broken my promise."

Wade: "..."

At this time, the door of the ward opened, and Tony walked in with a bouquet of flowers in his arms.

Adele looked up at the flowers in his arms, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the gift of condolence this time was finally not Little Iron Man.

Tony: "... The owner of the gift shop downstairs told me that there are no more Iron Man dolls after the Stark Company sued New York for pirated toys last time. I think this is a good thing. Daddy has opened up a new market for you. .”

Adele, who is committed to producing asymmetrical and mutilated plush toys: "..."

As he said, he put the flowers in the vase beside Adele's bed.

Adele closed the lid of the small box in her hand, and looked nervously at Tony who was sitting in front of her.

No, she saw that Tony was too nervous, so she took off the goggles on her face, stared intently at the little stickman with a round head in front of her, and said cautiously: "Daddy, there is something I have to... tell you .”

Stickman Tony looked at her with a frown, his eyebrows knit together above his beanie eyes.

【Honey-colored eyes looked at her intently, and his heroic brows were tightly frowned. Tony leaned forward and waited worriedly for her to finish speaking. 】

Adele hid Jarvis and Wade in the quilt.

...well, how was she going to explain this to Tony?

For example, Daddy, I drew a Jarvis, and now he can finally fuck me!

But trust me!I did absolutely nothing to him!

...Hope Wade didn't do anything to him orz either.

Or, look, Daddy, Jarvis's lips are very straight. If he were a man, he would be very handsome!

When you go out to fight monsters in the future, you can tie a chain around his lips and take him for a walk!

Or... When I buy lipstick in the future, can I try it on Jarvis first?

Adele really didn't know how to show him little Jarvis without scaring him.

【The girl in front of her was very nervous. She hesitated to speak several times, but swallowed what she wanted to say.Those childish eyes dodged, as if he was afraid that something bad would be discovered by him, and he tried his best not to look at him. 】

[Tony frowned for a while, then stood up abruptly, strode out the door, and said in a muffled voice——]

"I see, I'm going to kill him."

Adele: "...Huh??"

It took her a lot of effort to keep Tony's thigh and drag him back, and then she used a lot of effort to convince him that she was not abused, and in the end she was really afraid that he might misunderstand what should not be misunderstood and messed up Only then did he reluctantly take out the box.

"I... I drew Jarvis."

Tony was obviously surprised. Looking at the scarlet lips in the box, he took Wade's mouth out in surprise: "I thought Jarvis would look better, but I didn't expect him to be so ugly."

Wade, who didn't want to talk to him: "..."

"Can you please respect me and put me down?"

"It's okay to be pinched by a girl, but it's disgusting to be pinched by a man."

Tony put him in his hand in surprise: "I thought Jarvis would be more educated."

Adele covered her face in despair: "Tony, Jarvis is still in the box, the mouth you held in your hand was an accident."

Jarvis in the box greeted gently and politely: "Sir."

Tony: "...I just said Jarvis would look better."

Jarvis: "I couldn't be of more help in this matter, I'm very sorry."

Tony: "...I'd say Jarvis would be more polite."

Wade, who is ugly and rude and is held in the palm of a man: "It's better for me to be carried in my trouser pocket."

Then, Adele saw Tony, who was still a child at heart, reached out and poked Jarvis'... mouth?

orz.

Jarvis asked politely, "Sir, what's the matter?"

Tony poked Jarvis again.

Jarvis was a little surprised and asked blankly, "Sir, is there anything I can do for you?"

However, Mr. Tony, who was only curious about the talking Jarvis's mouth, continued to poke Jarvis.

Jarvis was obviously a little nervous: "Miss Adele, what happened?"

Adele: "..."

orz stop teasing Jarvis he is so cute.

However, the childlike and soon-to-be-retired superhero reached out again, and after poking Jarvis, poked again.

Jarvis: "Sir?!"

Adele finally snatched the box back from the attentive Tony, thinking she had an obligation to protect Jarvis's virginity.

its not right.

Jarvis' last call just now...

There seems to be a little tremor in the ending sound?

Are you... shy?

So, the childlike Adele also reached out and poked Jarvis in the box.

Jarvis, who was being bullied by two young friends of psychological age in turn, was obviously at a loss: "...Is there anything I can do for you, Miss Adele."

Adele felt that if this sentence was displayed on the screen, there would definitely be an emoticon attached to it:

【qaq】