When a superhero becomes a stickman

Natasha put her arms around her shoulders and looked at the two men who were at war with each other.

She judged from the situation that Tony certainly had the momentum to overwhelm Steve. Steve tried to use reason as an excuse to calm him down, but it was obvious that his momentum was far less advantageous than his height.

Natasha looked at Tony, then turned her head to look at Steve, who had been trained miserably by him like a son, and shook her head helplessly.

She rubbed her forehead amidst the quarrel between the two, and said impatiently: "First of all, blood stains are not only on the sheets, but also on the quilt."

Both of them shut their mouths at the same time, and they all turned their heads to stare at Natasha.

Natasha: "Secondly, the condoms and lube are unopened."

Looking at the two big men who were dazed in front of her, she looked at the two in front of her with a look of looking at fools: "Finally, there are tampon wrappers in the toilet." After saying this, she said word by word. Said the conclusion:

"Your daughter is only dishonest at night, Mr. Stark."

After she finished speaking, she walked out with an expression of disbelief, shook her head, and said in a disdainful tone: "Man."

At this time, the agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. walked in, nodded slightly to Captain America and Mr. Iron Man in front of him: "The person who followed us all the way has been caught, sir."

Stark looked back at Steve, didn't say much, and followed the agent out.

…he glanced with a headache at the two high school students whose mouths were taped and handcuffs were bound.

Peter: "@#￥%...!"

Harry looked back at him in disgust, but said nothing.

Peter: "#￥￥%?￥%&*@!"

Tony shook his head helplessly and sighed, then stepped forward to remove the black tape on his mouth.

Peter showed an innocent, bright and innocent smile to Tony. He was very happy to see his appearance, and said hello to him very politely: "Mr. Stark."

Tony forced a grin at the two brats who were making trouble, then reached out and yanked the tape off Harry's mouth.

The pain caused Harry to frown immediately.

Unlike his slow and gentle treatment of Peter, Tony treated Harry almost like a mugger.

Tony sat down in front of the two little kids, crossed his fingers on his lap, and asked Peter, "Tell me, why are you making trouble."

Harry frowned: "We're not here to make trouble—"

Tony glanced at him impatiently: "When adults talk, children don't interrupt."

Harry: "..."

Tony turned around, frowned and stared at Harry for a while, his eyes lingering on his suit for a while, pointing at him, and said with difficulty: "You are the... Harry, Harry Potter ?”

"Osborn." Harry gritted his teeth and emphasized again: "Harry Osborn."

Tony suddenly realized: "Oh, it's the one with white mice and big lizards at home. Do you know that your expensive suit is like a little girl who steals her mother's high heels?"

Harry: "..."

If he hadn't been tied up, he would have rushed to tear Tony's mouth open.

After Tony finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at Peter with kind and tolerant eyes: "So, what are you all here for?"

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In the room with flickering lights, two people sat facing each other, neither of them let down their guard against the person in front of them.

Adele sat vigilantly in the corner, looking at the lines of garbled characters that kept floating in her eyes: she knew that Barnes was thinking, but she couldn't see the content.

However, when the other party is emotional, occasionally there will still be some small loopholes in this well-prepared thinking, from which some useful information will leak out.

For example, when Barnes accidentally fell asleep with his eyes closed just now, two lines of words appeared in his dream:

Steve Rogers.

Roses and cats.

Adele can still understand the first line, but when it comes to the second line, it's a bit cryptic.She knew that the cat was probably referring to herself, but she didn't know what the rose meant.

As a useless abductee, Adele felt that if she could not use her special ability to escape, the first thing to do was to send a message to Barnes——

It is useful to be yourself.

She doesn't make sure that the Winter Soldier trained by Hydra will keep his promise. She only knows that the other party is a person who will throw away things once they are useless. It can't be a useless hapless egg.

So, after pondering over and over again, Adele sat on the other side of the flame and said to Barnes: "You have been isolated from the world for so long, and now you are being hunted down by Hydra and the Avengers, do you know why you are here?" Survive in this world?"

Barnes didn't answer, but gave her a rare look.

Great, he didn't know.

Adele added: "Do you know what the Internet is?"

Barnes didn't look at her, but Adele intuitively sensed that he was disturbed.

Old uncles don't like new worlds and new things, and it seems that Barnes is no exception.

Suddenly, Barnes spoke heavily, and a voice like glass shards came over: "I know."

Adele's heart skipped a beat at that moment.

But Barnes' next words gave her hope: "But I don't have to."

To put it bluntly, it is estimated that he is still an old man who can't even use a smartphone.

Barnes said coldly: "If you think you can lie to me with this, you are very wrong. We have lived without the Internet for so long. These new things are very troublesome. You want to use this to blackmail me. ?”

Adele hurriedly said, "Why is it a threat? If you don't know how to use it, I can teach you how to use it."

Barnes said coldly, "No."

Adele shrank back, lest he get angry and spread to herself: "In the past, of course you can live without the Internet, but now you can't. You see, you always need to go out when you buy things. Once you go out, your card The face that is wanted globally may appear in the camera, but if you use online payment, all this can be avoided, and the other party can send the goods you need directly to you.”

Adele didn't mention the next point - if he can't master enough concealment technology, then every payment he makes will be under the surveillance of the government, so that catching the Winter Soldier is much faster than staring at blurry pixel videos every day .

Of course, if you let him know, it will be troublesome.

Adele took a look at the equipment he brought to the lake this time. Barnes, who had broken away from the Hydra organization, was like a screw with nowhere to go. His body was covered with rust and he was abandoned by the world. Being hunted down by an old friend from the past, he has no other channel to obtain normal information except himself.

So, Adele lied with peace of mind.

Barnes was obviously shaken: "What else do you want to say?"

Adele said: "Obviously, you have missed the changes in the world over the past few decades. As long as you stand in the crowd, you will become a different kind of alien. Anyone can see that you are abnormal. But I can Answer all your questions, I can tell you whatever you want to know."

Even if there is something Adele doesn't know, she can use Jarvis's information retrieval.

... Although Jarvis is offline now, he is Jarvis after all.

Barnes stared at her with dark eyes, and after staring at her for a while, he said in a hoarse voice, "Very good."

"Tell me about Steve Rogers."

"If you lie again this time, I won't sprain your neck impulsively like in the past, but I can guarantee that you won't be able to eat any food for three days, even if there is a huge lake beside you, you will die of thirst by the lake's edge .”

His gloomy eyes reflected the firelight, and he looked at the girl in front of him: "Do you understand?"

……

Adele, who just drew a donut for herself, looked at him silently.

...Although he can't escape, he can be sure that he is a qaq who will not die of hunger.

If you are gentle with me, I can draw something more delicious than canned food for you, but you are so fierce and cruel, forget it.

Go nibble on your compressed biscuits.

"...I won't lie." She blinked obediently, and looked at Barnes in front of her: "Steve is your best friend, he...he is more loyal, and friends say anything. letter."

Barnes listened intently, dissatisfied with her pause: "Go on."

Adele scratched her head: "Well, he is more trustworthy to his friends, so last time he wore a little pink shirt to attend Harry's father's funeral."

Barnes: "..."

A line of words finally emerged from the garbled characters in front of Adele.

[In the unconscious fantasy of the Winter Soldier, the weird scene of his old friend wearing a pink shirt standing in front of the solemn tombstone suddenly appeared in his mind, and he tried his best to get rid of this damned imagination, but this scene is really So graphic that it took over Barnes's mind like a virus took over a computer. 】

Adele: "..."

Next time I will use a more appropriate analogy. Barnes doesn't know what a virus is, let alone a computer. Thank you.

[Steve's rigid and serious face, his strange appearance in a slightly oversized suit on his previous thin body, and those tightly frowned eyebrows are such a picture with a strong sense of sadness that is matched with the above The pink shirt he saw for the first time made the always indifferent Barnes want to laugh for the first time. 】

Adele stared at his face, but couldn't see the slightest hint of a smile.

She suspected that Barnes was born with a face full of bitterness and hatred.

In the end, Barnes, who was staring at her with a bitter and bitter face in front of her, finally choked out a sentence: "Who is Harry?"

Adele: "..."

She's still waiting to see Barnes spray...

What about the collapsed character?

Adele: "Harry is my good friend. He is a rich second generation in the true sense. He has nothing but good looks, rich family and good management of the company. When his father was fighting Spider-Man The hang glider I threw was killed, it's very pitiful."

Barnes frowned, staring at Adele in front of him: "Is he also Steve's friend?"

Adele: "...No. Steve was tricked. He was good at making chicken soup but he didn't make it, so he didn't do anything and came back."

Barnes, who was chewing compressed biscuits, suddenly choked on the food he swallowed, frowned and looked around, but couldn't find anything to drink, so he frowned, and forcibly swallowed the choked food slowly go down.

At this time, Adele suddenly said: "However, Steve was very sad when he went to the funeral. He is a kinder person. He is very sad when someone dies, but the pink shirt is too ugly."

The choked Barnes looked at Adele in front of him in amazement, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, coughing violently.

And Adele watched intently as the pair of beady eyes belonging to Barnes in front of her suddenly grew bigger, turning into a pair of circles that could no longer be called beanies.

Ok……

Little stickman with big eyes.

Pretty...cute?

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Peter sat in front of Tony, looking at his handcuffed hands, and Tony sitting in front of him showed no sign of wanting to help him unlock the lock.

This pair of handcuffs is probably not particularly difficult for Spider-Man, but now he can only be an ordinary high school student, let alone Harry sitting next to him.

Tony looked at the two little kids who were in the way, and repeated his question again: "So, what exactly do Mr. Nerdy and the little girl who stole her mother's high heels want to come here?"

Harry gritted his teeth: "She was robbed right in front of me, I can't just watch your civil war like this and wonder when I can find her—"

Tony interrupted him and said coldly: "It's because you are incompetent that she was robbed."

As he said, he stretched out his hands to support his face, and looked at Harry in front of him with scrutiny: "Then, Mr. Osborne, as a male, when my daughter was kidnapped, you had the slightest intention to try to save her." Is it? Or did you just watch her get taken away?"

Harry gritted his teeth, "I tried my best to find her, and I was so drunk that I couldn't see what was going on—"

Tony stood up impatiently: "Next time you kill someone, remember to tell the judge that you are drunk. By the way, tell him that you are underage by the way, and you may get a few years less sentence." After he stood up, he looked down at the judge. The brat in front of him pointed to the suit on his body: "Next time you follow someone, don't drive out in a luxury car, and don't wear your mother's high heels secretly."

Harry gritted his teeth and looked at him: "I said I would do my best—"

Peter, who was innocently sitting next to him, suddenly said, "Mr. Stark?"

Tony finally had a little patience: "Say it."

Peter avoided his gaze and looked away: "Well... for some special reasons, my hearing is far beyond ordinary people. When I was outside just now, I heard the lady and her men say that if they didn't leave this place room, only to be burrowed out, is that so, ma'am?"

He said, looking at Natasha with a shy smile.

Natasha frowned.

The house was built underground, and the sound insulation was absolutely excellent, and this young man could clearly hear her speech from the ground, so it must not be a simple role.

Peter resumed his nerdy smirk and looked at Tony: "I also heard from you that the space here is too cramped and large equipment cannot be removed, but my hearing is excellent, so if you knock on the wall, I may be able to Hear the wall where the mouse hole is."

After he finished speaking, he looked timidly at Tony, who was frowning tightly in front of him: "Isn't this... okay?"

Tony reached out his hand, stopped Natasha who was about to walk over, and spoke first: "No, this is very good."

"Your talent is excellent, Mr. Parker."

For the first time, he glanced at the brat in front of him with concern, and took him seriously as a partner.