When a superhero becomes a stickman

Adele: "Quack."

Norman Osborn: "Quack."

Adele: "..."

So, Norman Osborn followed suit: "..."

Although Tony strictly forbids her to get along with this Mr. Osborne, Adele still can't help but want to see him:

People who create themselves are just like their own sons!What a sense of accomplishment!

The point is that he is still so obedient, if he didn't have the face of an uncle, he wouldn't wipe him if he killed him.Yes, even if he is consumed to death, he will not be rubbed.

Adele poked the top of Norman's head with her hand, and scolded him like a son: "You know I gave birth to you... how much energy wasted by drawing you? I have to have a drip every day Nosebleeds can barely survive, why do you still look innocent?"

Norman Osborn obviously couldn't understand, but he knew intuitively that Adele was angry, and he tried to sell the newly learned pronunciation a little lamely: "Quack?"

Adele: "...No cuteness is allowed. Did you know that cuteness is forbidden here?"

Norman felt aggrieved, lowered his head like a child, poked his fingers, and timidly looked up at Adele: "Quack~"

Adele was about to go crazy: "Ah, don't act like a spoiled child! If you act like a spoiled child again, I will wipe you!"

Norman, who was not allowed to do this or that, was completely sad, and sat down in the corner with his head drooped, without saying a word.

Adele looked at him, and when his son came, he must have thought that Adele had bullied him.

At this time, Tony's phone call came.Adele motioned Norman to shut up and not to make a sound before answering Tony's call.

Tony: "Sweety, do you remember the professor I told you a while ago who wanted to study you? He recently stayed behind closed doors due to hair loss, so this matter has to be postponed."

Adele: "Ah..."

Tony: "After all, ugly people lose their hair, and handsome people fly in the sky, right?"

Adele was silent for two seconds: "Tony, stop talking like street gangsters, it will make you look a bit mentally retarded."

Tony: "...Okay. Take care of yourself and wipe that ugly uncle as soon as possible. I have saved his sliced ​​specimen, so you wipe it off early and leave the hospital." After he finished speaking, he said to Jarvis: "Jarvis Wes, give Adele a meme, so she will be obedient."

Thus, Jarvis's usual gentle voice sounded again: "Dear Miss Adele, since I don't have a kiss function in my function, I can only convey your orders to you in the form of pictures."

Adele: "... I want you to show me a picture and use pictures?"

Three seconds later, Adele's phone received a picture:

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[Jarvis gave Miss Adele a meme. 】

Adele: "..."

There is also a very confident little red flower painted next to it.

Adele, who was deceived by the machine program, turned off the phone angrily.At this time, there was another scream from outside the window, and Peter, who was hanging on the spider web, swayed directly from the outside.

He stretched out his hand halfway as if he wanted to spray spider silk, but he couldn't spray it out after stretching for a long time, and was directly carried by the inertia.

Adele watched the trapeze scene in shock, and hurried to the window, poking her head out to see Peter's condition.

He bumped his head against the opposite glass, and said to the terrified people inside: "I will pay the full amount...ah no, actually I don't have the money, can I install it in installments?"

Adele: "...I'll pay you back, come quickly!"

Peter was still entangled with the people at the window: "How much is the installment interest?...One thousandth? Is it a little expensive? One two thousandth? I'm also a superhero. Well!"

Adele: "...I told you I'll pay you back! If you don't come, Harry should come!"

The little spider apologized to the people in the window very apologetically: "I'm very sorry, anyway, I will definitely compensate..."

Adele drew a rock on the paper, grabbed it out and threw it at Peter opposite.

Peter, who was beaten, immediately swung obediently, but still couldn't hold on, and hit the glass on the other side again.

Peter: "... How about a one-thousandth installment compensation?"

Adele: "..."

She found that as soon as she stretched her head to the window, Norman Osborn followed suit and stretched her head...

Finally, Peter, who smashed two pieces of glass in succession, was pulled into the room.

After 10 minutes, Adele, who explained the key to the problem, was dry-mouthed and asked Peter desperately: "So, did you understand?"

Classmate Peter stretched out his hand and began to summarize one by one:

"First of all, will you help me pay for the glass installment loan?"

Adele: "..."

Peter continued to break his fingers: "Secondly, you also have superpowers. Your superpower is to create Mr. Osborne who has no memory."

Adele nodded in satisfaction.

Peter stretched out his third finger: "In the end, the two of us are going to murder Mr. Osborne in this small room?"

Adele emphasized: "Erase it. Erase it. If I don't erase him, I will die."

Peter spread his hands: "Then what am I here for?"

Adele: "Tie him up and guard the door so Harry can't see this."

Adele looked at Mr. Osborne who was trapped by the spider silk with satisfaction, ignored his aggrieved and bewildered expression, and took off the goggles.

Very good, a world made up entirely of stickmen, so you can concentrate more on rubbing.

Adele started from the bottom line and wiped off the lines she drew little by little. After wiping for a long time, she found that the eraser she bought was a bit small.

But things have come to this point, and it is too late to change the rubber.After wiping off Norman's leftmost leg, she put on the goggles to check, and found that Norman hadn't noticed the fact that she was slowly disappearing, but just looked at Adele blankly, as if he was standing obediently and obediently, Get compliments in general.

Adele had no choice but to pat his head: "I'm sorry."

Norman tilted his head: "Quack?"

Adele was about to continue wiping, but Peter suddenly stretched out his hand to stop Adele, and asked in a panic: "Adele, if we do this, it's not murder, right?"

Adele: "...I'll die if I don't wipe him off."

Peter withdrew his hand in a dilemma, and whispered: "Harry must be very sad."

Adele wiped it earnestly and said, "Are you still ashamed to say?"

Peter panicked, his face flushed red, and he stammered, "I...don't blame me...it's obviously him..."

Adele said: "Yeah, let's go back and break the window and pretend it's Mr Norman running out."

Peter: "...but this is the nineteenth floor."

Adele: "...Forget it then. I have nothing else to do." The two of them were chatting, and Norman had already disappeared for more than half.Adele sighed helplessly, and said apologetically to Norman: "It was my mistake to create you, so if there is any responsibility, let me take it. Don't blame Harry."

Norman lowered his head, and suddenly found that his legs had disappeared at some point, and he yelled in horror.

Adele: "...ah, don't shout, this is more like a horror movie..."

At this time, footsteps suddenly sounded in the corridor, and Peter panicked: "It's broken, Harry is here."

Adele turned her head to look at the closed door and asked, "Can you seal that piece of glass?"

Peter raised his hand, originally intending to make a beautiful containment, but after shaking it left and right for a long time, he couldn't get a single thread out, and was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

The more anxious he was, the more he couldn't get the spider silk out.

Adele said: "If you don't have any spider silk, why don't you stick a piece of paper on it?"

Peter: "..."

So Spider-Man, who had lost his spider silk, tore a few pieces of toilet paper and stuck it to the window glass.

After most of Mr. Norman's body disappeared, without Adele rubbing it again, the whole person disappeared very quickly.

Adele waved to Peter: "Quick, let's slip away."

Peter nodded, and originally wanted to hug Adele and swing out of the window again, but he suddenly found the fact that there were no spider webs, and couldn't help but stand there in embarrassment.

However, three seconds later, he saw something even more terrifying.

Adele tore out a door from the paper and placed it in front of her.

Push it open, and you can see the furnishings of Mr. Stark's house inside.

Peter's jaw almost fell to the ground.

Adele patted her chest and assured: "Believe me, I have never used this trick to steal anything. Except for the cheese pizza on Tony's table."

After the two walked in, Adele wiped away the traces of the door as quickly as possible, which can be described as a perfect destruction of corpses.

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Harry Osborn broke open the locked door of the hospital with all his might.

The windows were wide open, the curtains were blowing, and his father had disappeared.

There was a piece of paper on the hospital bed with Norman's handwriting on it:

Dear Harry:

Lord give me seven days to see you

Norman Osborn stays on the seventh day

The author has something to say: Dear little angels~

I will not update tomorrow.

After that, it will not be updated every Tuesday.

Busy on Tuesday, so busy, okay?