My stockpiles found each other's presence
Chapter 72 Salted Fish
"Reverse Life" is a holographic online game developed by Jin Ping, a member of the Magnolia Research Institute, and the game department. full game.
Also, thanks to the potion provider, Master Ming Rai, whose potions are a key part of the entire game.
Magnolia has great ambitions. She wants to hang this game under the banner of a leather bag company and quietly push it to the star network of the entire empire, and at the same time spread the virus to control the enemy. The game is still in internal testing, and Ming Lai is the first internal testing player.
The core selling point of this game is bold: experience the life of the animal you most fear and resist.
When you enter the game, the system will automatically recognize and turn you into the animal you are most afraid of, maybe cats, dogs, snakes, tigers, various beasts, and maybe even humans.Yes, the planning team has even thought about anthropophobia, and deliberately distinguished between men and women. The selection of various animals covers almost all known creatures in the entire galaxy, and the direction after the game starts is even more With an extremely high degree of freedom, there are hardly any constraints to guide the place.
However, everything has a but, and as soon as this high-profile game was developed, before it had time to look forward to controlling the whole star network, it ushered in the first but, which is quite a magical turning point:
Minglai crashed after entering the game.
"Crash????" Jin Ping was stunned, and questioned the development department: "Is the server made so useless that the first player crashes???"
The head of the development department couldn't bear such shame and humiliation. He yelled that it was impossible, and then put on a portable helmet and went into the game to find the problem. He saw that the game screen that had been motionless just now suddenly had a bright light, and then the screen in the game appeared on it. A black and white cow cat landed on the grass.
The kitten looked around blankly and meowed, then lowered its head to look at the fluffy and fluffy paws, was silent for ten seconds, then rolled its eyes and passed out.
"It's not good, the minister's panic value has exceeded the critical line, and he has been kicked out of the game!!!"
After a period of chaos, everyone quickly took off their helmets to rescue the boss. They poured nutrient solution, delivered oxygen, and pinched him. After a while, the man slowly woke up. He opened his eyes and said tremblingly. One sentence: "My server has no problems!!"
Everyone: "..."
At this time, should I complain that a person as big as the minister is afraid of cats, or should I complain that the server is fine but there is a problem with the planning, or should I complain that the first beta player they encountered was a bug? ? ?
Minglai spread his hands innocently: "What do you see me doing?"
Jin Ping was not ashamed to ask: "Master, what is the animal you fear the most in your life, and there is no relevant information in our complete database?"
"I don't know." Minglai thought for a while, and repeated it sincerely: "I really don't know."
Another researcher brought over the animal potion and suggested, "In this case, master, you should try your own potion and see what kind of animal it will turn into!"
Everyone's eyes lit up, and they cast their eyes on Minglai in unison. This suggestion couldn't be better. In the past, the master tortured them. They have never seen Minglai drink the potion he prepared!
"Master, drink it. What does it matter if it's just a bottle of medicine in order to be able to find out the animal you fear the most?"
"You are His Majesty the Demon King, are you still worried about being frightened by some animal?"
"How is it possible? If he was afraid, he wouldn't agree to be the first closed beta player, master please!"
The righteous words spoken one by one, whether it is the method of provoking generals or the method of flattering and killing, have only one purpose, which is to make Ming Lai drink the potion he prepared, and let them avenge? Revenge? Snow?
Master, you force everyone to be guinea pigs all day long, have you ever thought about today!
Everyone shouted in unison in their hearts, and the thought of the next scene was so refreshing.
This kind of attitude of wanting to drive ducks to the shelves is not malicious, it can only be a small counterattack when everyone has been bullied for too long, but it is a pity...
Minglai spread his hands and said innocently: "I also really want to know what I'm afraid of, but this potion doesn't work for me. To be precise, all potions with negative effects don't work for me."
As he said that, as if he was afraid that everyone would think that he was deliberately shirking, he took a sip of the animal medicine, the young man smacked his lips, and commented: "It's sweet and sour, but it's quite delicious."
Everyone: "..."
1 minute passed, 2 minutes passed, 3 minutes passed, 10 minutes passed.
Ming Lai still has no intention of transforming.
Everyone gave up, and their spirits were as low as mourning.
Changqing complained: "Master, in fact, you don't have any animals to be afraid of!"
A girl from the game department asked puzzledly: "Master, don't you think spiders are scary?" Thinking of the appearance of spiders, she couldn't help but tremble with fear and disgust.
Minglai shook his head, and answered in surprise: "Why, don't you think spiders are cute? They're fluffy and a bit thorny, such a small one, with sharp and slender legs, they will clearly struggle when caught, but how can they struggle? It doesn't help, and the dejected look is cute too!"
The girl who asked the question covered her ears and let out a scream: "Please don't go into such detail!!"
Another researcher did not give up and asked: "What about the snake? A snake with a snake letter that is quite aggressive..."
"Snakes don't even have legs, so you think it's scary?" Minglai discussed with him enthusiastically: "The snake's body is very slippery, and it feels really good to the touch. If you hold it seven inches, he can't do anything about it." , you can bully as much as you want, if you are afraid that he will bite you, you will pull out your fangs, so that you can make him open his mouth and spit out pink snake letters, don’t you think it’s cute?”
"Don't, don't say it!" Finally someone couldn't help but stop it: "You can't scare the master. There are already many people who have obstacles to snakes and feel psychologically uncomfortable. Now I believe that the master is not afraid, isn't it? Because he is not afraid of spiders and snakes, but because his attitude tells him that these animals are cute..."
Minglai looked at them innocently, and really didn't think there was anything wrong with him.
Chang Qing couldn't help the toothache: "Master, do you know that you looked excited just now, really like a cat that grabbed a toy."
Minglai tilted his head cooperatively: "Meow?"
Normal: "..."
He turned his head with difficulty, the blood tank had been emptied, and kept telling himself that this is a yearly worker, this is a yearly worker, don't think about it, this is the boss, but... the master is so special so cute!
A certain girl who had asked a question was shivering in the corner, and couldn't help sniffling when she saw it, and said in a low voice: "Actually, when the master described the spider before, I thought it was really super perverted, but just now it is normal to say that he looks like him." , It’s really similar... I suddenly felt that if the master was a cat, it would be very convincing, not only not perverted but also very cute.”
If it's a cat...
Everyone thought about the cat-eared Minglai, and nodded in unison, quite agreeing with this sentence.
……
In the end, everyone failed to find out the animal he was afraid of for Ming Lai, so the game department could only arrange a background account for him, and he could choose the animal he wanted to be. It was also because of this incident that many external departments The members of the game became interested in this game and volunteered to become guinea pigs.
Minglai held the portable helmet in his hand, and before entering the game, he couldn't hold back and asked a subtle question: "Isn't the setting of your game really scaring all the readers into being like the minister?"
The minister whose mood fluctuated too much within 3 minutes after entering the game and was forced to quit the game: "..." Heartbroken.
Another member of the planning department pushed his glasses and said affirmatively: "Of course. However, our main direction is to seek novelty and excitement. In this era, netizens have already become numb to all kinds of games. Whether it is traditional business development or competitive shooting, they need a game that can bring sensory stimulation but is not harmful, so "Reverse Life" came into being!"
Ming Lai nodded dispensably. Although he didn't feel any excitement, he still encouraged him. Then he put on his helmet and entered the game world. He chose an animal at random and started to reverse his life.
……
Three hours later, the young man took off his helmet, rubbed his eyes, took a gulp of the clear water beside him, and walked out slowly with an unfathomable expression. He then walked all the way to the research institute.
"Eh? Master, you're back." Chang Qing waved to him, and seeing his calm expression, he guessed that the game might not be very fun, so he asked, "Are you going to make a new potion today?"
Minglai came over, stood beside him with a smile, looked at him furiously, the young man cleared his throat, and the first thing he said was: "Often, do you play "Reversed Life"?"
These words are very similar to a famous opening sentence: Dear, have you heard of Amway?
Of course, Chang Qing didn’t know about this stalk, he was only stunned by Ming Lai’s friendly “Often” and his legs went limp, he held onto the table to stabilize his body, and when he looked up again, he found that this appellation blew up the audience. All the researchers looked at him in unison, and all stared at him with an attitude of jealousy, resentment, or gnashing of teeth, wishing that thousands of swords could pass through and shoot him into a sieve.
Chang Qing's body gathered the hatred value of the audience, and his legs became weaker.
He laughed dryly, and asked flattered: "As for the game developed by Jin Ping and the game department together, master, do you want to...?"
Minglai held his hand kindly, with burning eyes: "Let me tell you, that game is very fun, you can't understand it just by talking about it, go, I'll go to you and play a game and you'll know it! "
Chang Qing was in a daze, never thought of refusing, and was just pulled away by Ming Lai under the jealous eyes of the audience.
……
After a game of life is over.
"Isn't it fun?"
Chang Qing took off his helmet, looked at Ming Lai's unsatisfactory expression, and nodded with dignity: "Exciting! I suddenly feel that I am not so afraid of the red-maned beast!"
Minglai took the opportunity to say: "After the first round of reincarnation, you can choose the animal you want to play with, do you want to continue?"
"Yes, yes!" The eccentric nodded: "Go ahead, I saw that there are unicorns in the introduction, I want to try this!"
Ming Lai cooperated and said: "Okay, okay, let's choose a unicorn together, and share the result after the game is over, by the way, I have met a unicorn before, its fur is quite smooth, and its personality is also very soft, wait Let's see what a unicorn looks like in the game!"
The two started another round of the game with great interest, and after they came out, they began to exchange ideas frantically, and finally suggested with unsatisfactory affection: "Master, it's too boring to just chat with the two of us, do you want to call others together?"
Ming Lai slapped the table: "Okay! If there are too many people, we can build a game forum!"
The two of them had a tacit understanding. They almost regarded each other as confidantes in terms of the game. They immediately ran back to the laboratory together, singing and sharing the game to all the researchers.
Seeing that this bastard Changqing has won the favor of the master because of a game, and he can chat with the master so speculatively, everyone's eyes are eager to see, and they even agreed to go along with the flow, and they all took the experiment in their hands. After throwing it away, he followed Ming Lai and left.
The entire internal testing room was occupied by them, and such conversations kept coming out of the room:
"What animal did you choose?"
"The dog I chose, I found that the dog is quite interesting!"
"Why did I hate cats before, cats are actually very cute!"
"Snakes are also cute, and so are spiders. No wonder the master likes this kind of animal. I declare that I have the same hobbies as the master now!"
"What kind of master is it? How many points, Lai Lai, Lai Lai, this game is online, let's add friends!"
"I think I can give feedback to the game department, can we form a team to play games together in the future, I will be a dog, you will be a cat, and Lai Lai will be a unicorn, wouldn't it be wonderful!"
Outside the window, the sun sets and rises again, one night passed silently, another day gradually darkened, the whole internal testing room kept laughing, and from time to time someone ran out to bring back a box of spiritual medicine, after drinking it, they felt refreshed game.
……
Minley's bedroom.
Ming Baiyi floated in from the window, with a sneer on his face, and he said fiercely to Hong Fulian: "What did you say that he cares about you, now that he sees him, he only has games in his heart, and he hasn't poured water on you for two days Water! If you like it, as long as you see some novelty, you can abduct him!"
Red Buddha Lotus was listless and weeping, like a lonely young woman abandoned by her husband.
A vein popped out of Ming Ten Billion's forehead: "Shut up!"
Red Buddha Lotus: "...Hmm!"
Ming Baiyi gritted his teeth with hatred, but his good upbringing prevented him from swearing dirty words, so after holding it in for a long time, he finally managed to say: "Sexy!"
……
Yi Zenian had been busy in his laboratory for two days and two nights without closing his eyes. He had just finished his work, and when he came out, he found that the research institute was empty. He subconsciously glanced outside. .
At this time, the researchers who were supposed to be working diligently couldn't even see a hair, as if something happened, and the whole army was wiped out.
Also, thanks to the potion provider, Master Ming Rai, whose potions are a key part of the entire game.
Magnolia has great ambitions. She wants to hang this game under the banner of a leather bag company and quietly push it to the star network of the entire empire, and at the same time spread the virus to control the enemy. The game is still in internal testing, and Ming Lai is the first internal testing player.
The core selling point of this game is bold: experience the life of the animal you most fear and resist.
When you enter the game, the system will automatically recognize and turn you into the animal you are most afraid of, maybe cats, dogs, snakes, tigers, various beasts, and maybe even humans.Yes, the planning team has even thought about anthropophobia, and deliberately distinguished between men and women. The selection of various animals covers almost all known creatures in the entire galaxy, and the direction after the game starts is even more With an extremely high degree of freedom, there are hardly any constraints to guide the place.
However, everything has a but, and as soon as this high-profile game was developed, before it had time to look forward to controlling the whole star network, it ushered in the first but, which is quite a magical turning point:
Minglai crashed after entering the game.
"Crash????" Jin Ping was stunned, and questioned the development department: "Is the server made so useless that the first player crashes???"
The head of the development department couldn't bear such shame and humiliation. He yelled that it was impossible, and then put on a portable helmet and went into the game to find the problem. He saw that the game screen that had been motionless just now suddenly had a bright light, and then the screen in the game appeared on it. A black and white cow cat landed on the grass.
The kitten looked around blankly and meowed, then lowered its head to look at the fluffy and fluffy paws, was silent for ten seconds, then rolled its eyes and passed out.
"It's not good, the minister's panic value has exceeded the critical line, and he has been kicked out of the game!!!"
After a period of chaos, everyone quickly took off their helmets to rescue the boss. They poured nutrient solution, delivered oxygen, and pinched him. After a while, the man slowly woke up. He opened his eyes and said tremblingly. One sentence: "My server has no problems!!"
Everyone: "..."
At this time, should I complain that a person as big as the minister is afraid of cats, or should I complain that the server is fine but there is a problem with the planning, or should I complain that the first beta player they encountered was a bug? ? ?
Minglai spread his hands innocently: "What do you see me doing?"
Jin Ping was not ashamed to ask: "Master, what is the animal you fear the most in your life, and there is no relevant information in our complete database?"
"I don't know." Minglai thought for a while, and repeated it sincerely: "I really don't know."
Another researcher brought over the animal potion and suggested, "In this case, master, you should try your own potion and see what kind of animal it will turn into!"
Everyone's eyes lit up, and they cast their eyes on Minglai in unison. This suggestion couldn't be better. In the past, the master tortured them. They have never seen Minglai drink the potion he prepared!
"Master, drink it. What does it matter if it's just a bottle of medicine in order to be able to find out the animal you fear the most?"
"You are His Majesty the Demon King, are you still worried about being frightened by some animal?"
"How is it possible? If he was afraid, he wouldn't agree to be the first closed beta player, master please!"
The righteous words spoken one by one, whether it is the method of provoking generals or the method of flattering and killing, have only one purpose, which is to make Ming Lai drink the potion he prepared, and let them avenge? Revenge? Snow?
Master, you force everyone to be guinea pigs all day long, have you ever thought about today!
Everyone shouted in unison in their hearts, and the thought of the next scene was so refreshing.
This kind of attitude of wanting to drive ducks to the shelves is not malicious, it can only be a small counterattack when everyone has been bullied for too long, but it is a pity...
Minglai spread his hands and said innocently: "I also really want to know what I'm afraid of, but this potion doesn't work for me. To be precise, all potions with negative effects don't work for me."
As he said that, as if he was afraid that everyone would think that he was deliberately shirking, he took a sip of the animal medicine, the young man smacked his lips, and commented: "It's sweet and sour, but it's quite delicious."
Everyone: "..."
1 minute passed, 2 minutes passed, 3 minutes passed, 10 minutes passed.
Ming Lai still has no intention of transforming.
Everyone gave up, and their spirits were as low as mourning.
Changqing complained: "Master, in fact, you don't have any animals to be afraid of!"
A girl from the game department asked puzzledly: "Master, don't you think spiders are scary?" Thinking of the appearance of spiders, she couldn't help but tremble with fear and disgust.
Minglai shook his head, and answered in surprise: "Why, don't you think spiders are cute? They're fluffy and a bit thorny, such a small one, with sharp and slender legs, they will clearly struggle when caught, but how can they struggle? It doesn't help, and the dejected look is cute too!"
The girl who asked the question covered her ears and let out a scream: "Please don't go into such detail!!"
Another researcher did not give up and asked: "What about the snake? A snake with a snake letter that is quite aggressive..."
"Snakes don't even have legs, so you think it's scary?" Minglai discussed with him enthusiastically: "The snake's body is very slippery, and it feels really good to the touch. If you hold it seven inches, he can't do anything about it." , you can bully as much as you want, if you are afraid that he will bite you, you will pull out your fangs, so that you can make him open his mouth and spit out pink snake letters, don’t you think it’s cute?”
"Don't, don't say it!" Finally someone couldn't help but stop it: "You can't scare the master. There are already many people who have obstacles to snakes and feel psychologically uncomfortable. Now I believe that the master is not afraid, isn't it? Because he is not afraid of spiders and snakes, but because his attitude tells him that these animals are cute..."
Minglai looked at them innocently, and really didn't think there was anything wrong with him.
Chang Qing couldn't help the toothache: "Master, do you know that you looked excited just now, really like a cat that grabbed a toy."
Minglai tilted his head cooperatively: "Meow?"
Normal: "..."
He turned his head with difficulty, the blood tank had been emptied, and kept telling himself that this is a yearly worker, this is a yearly worker, don't think about it, this is the boss, but... the master is so special so cute!
A certain girl who had asked a question was shivering in the corner, and couldn't help sniffling when she saw it, and said in a low voice: "Actually, when the master described the spider before, I thought it was really super perverted, but just now it is normal to say that he looks like him." , It’s really similar... I suddenly felt that if the master was a cat, it would be very convincing, not only not perverted but also very cute.”
If it's a cat...
Everyone thought about the cat-eared Minglai, and nodded in unison, quite agreeing with this sentence.
……
In the end, everyone failed to find out the animal he was afraid of for Ming Lai, so the game department could only arrange a background account for him, and he could choose the animal he wanted to be. It was also because of this incident that many external departments The members of the game became interested in this game and volunteered to become guinea pigs.
Minglai held the portable helmet in his hand, and before entering the game, he couldn't hold back and asked a subtle question: "Isn't the setting of your game really scaring all the readers into being like the minister?"
The minister whose mood fluctuated too much within 3 minutes after entering the game and was forced to quit the game: "..." Heartbroken.
Another member of the planning department pushed his glasses and said affirmatively: "Of course. However, our main direction is to seek novelty and excitement. In this era, netizens have already become numb to all kinds of games. Whether it is traditional business development or competitive shooting, they need a game that can bring sensory stimulation but is not harmful, so "Reverse Life" came into being!"
Ming Lai nodded dispensably. Although he didn't feel any excitement, he still encouraged him. Then he put on his helmet and entered the game world. He chose an animal at random and started to reverse his life.
……
Three hours later, the young man took off his helmet, rubbed his eyes, took a gulp of the clear water beside him, and walked out slowly with an unfathomable expression. He then walked all the way to the research institute.
"Eh? Master, you're back." Chang Qing waved to him, and seeing his calm expression, he guessed that the game might not be very fun, so he asked, "Are you going to make a new potion today?"
Minglai came over, stood beside him with a smile, looked at him furiously, the young man cleared his throat, and the first thing he said was: "Often, do you play "Reversed Life"?"
These words are very similar to a famous opening sentence: Dear, have you heard of Amway?
Of course, Chang Qing didn’t know about this stalk, he was only stunned by Ming Lai’s friendly “Often” and his legs went limp, he held onto the table to stabilize his body, and when he looked up again, he found that this appellation blew up the audience. All the researchers looked at him in unison, and all stared at him with an attitude of jealousy, resentment, or gnashing of teeth, wishing that thousands of swords could pass through and shoot him into a sieve.
Chang Qing's body gathered the hatred value of the audience, and his legs became weaker.
He laughed dryly, and asked flattered: "As for the game developed by Jin Ping and the game department together, master, do you want to...?"
Minglai held his hand kindly, with burning eyes: "Let me tell you, that game is very fun, you can't understand it just by talking about it, go, I'll go to you and play a game and you'll know it! "
Chang Qing was in a daze, never thought of refusing, and was just pulled away by Ming Lai under the jealous eyes of the audience.
……
After a game of life is over.
"Isn't it fun?"
Chang Qing took off his helmet, looked at Ming Lai's unsatisfactory expression, and nodded with dignity: "Exciting! I suddenly feel that I am not so afraid of the red-maned beast!"
Minglai took the opportunity to say: "After the first round of reincarnation, you can choose the animal you want to play with, do you want to continue?"
"Yes, yes!" The eccentric nodded: "Go ahead, I saw that there are unicorns in the introduction, I want to try this!"
Ming Lai cooperated and said: "Okay, okay, let's choose a unicorn together, and share the result after the game is over, by the way, I have met a unicorn before, its fur is quite smooth, and its personality is also very soft, wait Let's see what a unicorn looks like in the game!"
The two started another round of the game with great interest, and after they came out, they began to exchange ideas frantically, and finally suggested with unsatisfactory affection: "Master, it's too boring to just chat with the two of us, do you want to call others together?"
Ming Lai slapped the table: "Okay! If there are too many people, we can build a game forum!"
The two of them had a tacit understanding. They almost regarded each other as confidantes in terms of the game. They immediately ran back to the laboratory together, singing and sharing the game to all the researchers.
Seeing that this bastard Changqing has won the favor of the master because of a game, and he can chat with the master so speculatively, everyone's eyes are eager to see, and they even agreed to go along with the flow, and they all took the experiment in their hands. After throwing it away, he followed Ming Lai and left.
The entire internal testing room was occupied by them, and such conversations kept coming out of the room:
"What animal did you choose?"
"The dog I chose, I found that the dog is quite interesting!"
"Why did I hate cats before, cats are actually very cute!"
"Snakes are also cute, and so are spiders. No wonder the master likes this kind of animal. I declare that I have the same hobbies as the master now!"
"What kind of master is it? How many points, Lai Lai, Lai Lai, this game is online, let's add friends!"
"I think I can give feedback to the game department, can we form a team to play games together in the future, I will be a dog, you will be a cat, and Lai Lai will be a unicorn, wouldn't it be wonderful!"
Outside the window, the sun sets and rises again, one night passed silently, another day gradually darkened, the whole internal testing room kept laughing, and from time to time someone ran out to bring back a box of spiritual medicine, after drinking it, they felt refreshed game.
……
Minley's bedroom.
Ming Baiyi floated in from the window, with a sneer on his face, and he said fiercely to Hong Fulian: "What did you say that he cares about you, now that he sees him, he only has games in his heart, and he hasn't poured water on you for two days Water! If you like it, as long as you see some novelty, you can abduct him!"
Red Buddha Lotus was listless and weeping, like a lonely young woman abandoned by her husband.
A vein popped out of Ming Ten Billion's forehead: "Shut up!"
Red Buddha Lotus: "...Hmm!"
Ming Baiyi gritted his teeth with hatred, but his good upbringing prevented him from swearing dirty words, so after holding it in for a long time, he finally managed to say: "Sexy!"
……
Yi Zenian had been busy in his laboratory for two days and two nights without closing his eyes. He had just finished his work, and when he came out, he found that the research institute was empty. He subconsciously glanced outside. .
At this time, the researchers who were supposed to be working diligently couldn't even see a hair, as if something happened, and the whole army was wiped out.
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