Parade of Fear and Joy

Huabu and his party decided to go to Egypt to visit the pyramids.

In the Cairo bazaar, Huabu bought a quaint bracelet from a street stall for Nuomici to play with.

Nuomi Ci threw the bracelet high and flew out, Little Sprout happily ran over and jumped up to catch it, and then ran back to hold Nuomi Ci with both hands.

Throw it, catch it; throw it, catch it...the two guys had a great time.During one catch, the bracelet caught Xiaoyacai's middle finger, and the bracelet quickly became smaller and wrapped around Xiaoyacai's middle finger, turning into a ring, which could not be pulled off.

Nuomici comforted, "It's okay, I'll give this to you so you don't have to return it, let's see how kind I am to you."Little Sprout was so moved that he wanted to lick the glutinous rice cakes.It's so dirty, don't come here.Xiaoyacai chases Nuomici to give him the baptism of love.

After visiting the Sphinx next to it, Huabu and his party entered the pyramid for a visit.

Not long after entering, before the first floor was finished, a large wave of scorpions struck.Huabu's eyes are shining brightly to tell friends to put away all the scorpions. Selling so many scorpions to Chinese medicine stores is another big income.

A man with a human body on the upper body and a scorpion tail on the lower body jumped out mightily holding a spear, but was surprised to find that there was not even a small scorpion.He scanned his surroundings and found a small sprout among a group of people, the ring of his middle finger glowing faintly.

The scorpion pointed at Sprout: "Since you have accepted my ring, then you are my destined lover! Thanks to the wind...Thanks to the rain...Thanks to the fate for us to meet..." The scorpion hugged the long The spear sang in a circle, then rushed to Xiaoyacai and knelt down on one foot, and sang to Xiaoyacai: "You are my crush, you are my flower, you are my lover and my heart's concern... ".Then he said, "Although you are ugly, I will not dislike you. It was fate that brought you to me, which shows that we are destined to be together."

Everyone looked at Scorpion and Sprout with strange eyes.Nuomi Ci, who was standing next to Xiaoyacai, took two quick steps back, as if he was some kind of virus.Cici don't abandon me!I really love you!Xiaoyacai looked at the scorpion with big nostrils in front of him, how can you compare with Cici?go away!

With a flick of the little sprout's tail, the scorpion man was sent flying on the stone wall, and a deep groove in the shape of the scorpion man was printed on the stone wall.

The scorpion man ran over again, hitting with kisses and scolding with love, kicking twice when the love was strong, you sent me flying, this shows that you love me deeply, just as I love you deeply...

Little Sprout was irritable.

He grabbed the scorpion man's tail and swung it violently, just like Nuomi Ci had done to him before.

oh!Honey!do not stop!Be strong!The scorpion man said intoxicated.

Huabao and his party continued to walk down, and Xiaoyacai kicked the flying scorpion man to follow.The scorpion man with a bruised nose followed behind.

Huabao and his party were about to turn a corner and enter a hole, but the scorpion man kept saying don't go there.Huabu and his party asked him strangely why.

There is a perverted old woman there, who fools people into her country to buy her cosmetics all day long.Before the scorpion man could finish his sentence, a tall, straight, black beauty wearing tulle, half hidden and half revealing her exquisite figure, came out of the hole. She didn't look old at all.

The black long straight beauty is furious, dead scorpion, you are tearing me down again, my cosmetics are so good, they are all voluntary!voluntary!How can I fool you!The quality of the cosmetics in my family is high-quality, and there is no deception, but the price is more expensive and the side effects are relatively large.The black, long, straight beauty saw Huabu and his party now, and hurriedly supported the wall in an S shape, winked at Huabu and said, am I beautiful?Want to buy my cosmetics?

Kayako and Sadako Pudding are very fond of cosmetics, they followed the black long straight beauty into her hole.Huabu is not a woman. She looks soft and cute but is actually a bad guy inside. Please ignore her and thank you.

The cosmetics of the black, long and straight beauty are all packed in earthen jars on the ground. She explained that this is an ancient method of preservation, and the quality of the cosmetics will be better.She enthusiastically introduced her products.

Old woman, you are fooling people again.The scorpion man said.

Shut up, stinky scorpion!Isis, the long and straight black beauty, snarled at the scorpion man.Then she warmly invited Huabao and her party to travel to her country, where there are more kinds of cosmetics.

Coconut Sadako small pudding ready to go.

Why are you so keen on pulling people to your country?Wouldn't it be better for you to sell a small amount of each kind of goods here?Not everyone is willing to go to your country with you.Bud asked.

Isis sighed.Now that the economy is bad and business is hard to do, I didn’t need to show my face at all before. I just play with lions at home and ride giant pythons.My dad ran away with the big wave girl, leaving us a pile of debts, and a group of employees below are responsible. As the eldest daughter of the family, I can only shoulder the big responsibility.

Why do you want to bring people to my country? It is to drive the local tourism industry and promote the consumer economy.

My younger brother is also ineffective. He has mania and has not been properly treated. He often scares away the customers I have worked so hard to attract.

Alas, it's hard to be a human being, it's hard to be the eldest daughter in the family, and it's even harder to be the eldest daughter with a father who is in debt and whose younger brother is always holding him back.Isis sighed.

Huabu and his party looked at Isis sympathetically.Huabu patted Isis on the shoulder, we have nothing but money.

Isis stared at the flower buds with big bright eyes, local tyrant, please take care of her!

Okay, I will take care of you for a month.Take us to your country.

Isis quickly packed up his things, took out a collapsible boat, and pushed open the door in the corner of the room. Behind him was a river.

She opened the collapsible boat and put it down, just as they all sat down, there would be no more to fit.

I never thought I could get so many guests.Isis said shyly.Then she took the oars and started paddling, explaining that it was due to financial constraints.

Jason Toshio also helps with paddling.The scorpion man was also kicked by Isis to help.

I only help for the sake of my lover.The scorpion man muttered.

Little Sprout glared at him.It's inconvenient to be on the boat right now, I'll take care of you later.

Huabu and his party met Memphis, the manic brother of Isis.Memphis wasn't manic at all, and blushed secretly looking at the little yellow-haired Carroll beside him.

Isis also felt very surprised.She asked Memphis why he didn't scare the guests away this time.

Memphis shyly said that Kyrol was like his beloved pet yellow duck that died when he was a child.

It's not easy to have a girl who can calm a manic brother.Be sure to let her stay.Isis clenched his fist.If Xiao Huangmao has no interest in Memphis, she will spend a lot of money to hire Xiao Huangmao as an employee; if Xiao Huangmao is interested in Memphis, she will hold a wedding for them.

Isis dragged Kyroll to nagging and tested, and found that Kyroll was interested in the handsome Memphis.

Of course, people in my family are traditionally rich in handsome men and beautiful women. If you miss it, it will be your loss.

Isis held a grand engagement ceremony for Memphis and Carol.Why an engagement and not a marriage?Because Carol wants two weddings, one European and one ancient Egyptian.It’s okay for Asis to wave his hand. Engagement is done in European style, and marriage is done in ancient Egyptian style.

The engagement ceremony was very grand, and Asis distributed wedding invitations to various countries, and most of the countries that received the wedding invitations sent representatives.They are all attracted by Carol's blond hair and beauty, as well as the novelty European wedding.

Isis counted all kinds of generous gift money, and looked at the amazement of the envoys from all over the world to make a plan.

Isis sent people to spread such a message in various countries: Kyrol is the daughter of God, and if you get this girl, you can win the world.

Originally not interested in Kai Luoer, they couldn't sit still, and they sent people to take Kai Luoer away.

Memphis, whose mania was ignited, raged against these countries, vowing to take back his beloved little yellow duck.

A huge map hangs in front of Isis, and the territory of Egypt has expanded again. It seems that the news of the Goddess should be spread farther.

The relationship between Memphis and Carol grew stronger and stronger as they were robbed time after time, the hero saved the beauty, and Xiao Biesheng got married again and again.

A month later, Huabu and his party left Egypt and traveled to West Taiwan.

The consumption behavior of Huabu and other local tyrants has attracted the attention of Queen Nakiya of Xitai and the third prince Kailu Mrusili.They met with Huabao and his party separately, hoping to get financial support from Huabao and his party.

A little girl, Xili, thinks she has found true love.Those ordinary girls falling in love with tall, handsome and rich through time and space are all lies.She didn't understand why Kailu spoiled her little concubine alone.

Kailu has a stepmother who dislikes him, a group of brothers who look at him covetously, and ministers who are vacillating. Xili, a little girl from another world without any foundation or power, is the best choice.Because no matter which minister's daughter you marry or your status is uneven, you will lose the support of other ministers.

In a series of crises, Xi Li was lucky enough to survive, and he took advantage of the situation to praise her as the goddess of war. As the husband of the goddess of war, his reputation among the people became even higher.

The reason why Xi Li was sealed as the smallest concubine was to give the ministers hope that their daughters still had a chance to become queen.

When he really sat on the throne, he made Xili the queen, and announced that he would only marry her and love her alone.I will not let the daughters of those old guys enter the harem, trying to restrain me left and right.

The little girl Xili was so moved that she didn't know why, and said that she would definitely stay here to help him and do her best for him.

He wasn't afraid that Xili would betray him at all.Xili has no power, no power, no family, relatives and friends here, everything she has is given by him.In case she betrays, don't worry, he can support a war goddess, and naturally he can also support another battle goddess.

Poor Xili didn't understand at all. She thought she had found true love, but in fact career is a woman's true love.When you have power, power and money, what kind of man does not have, and all kinds of beautiful men lie on the ground crying and begging you to choose him.

When Huabao learned that Nakiya wanted the blond-haired Xiuda to sit on the throne of Xitai because of her love for Ulussi and hatred for the old emperor of Xitai, Ulussi chose to wait silently for Najia because she didn't have a root below her. When Ji Ya didn't take her away, Huabu rewarded Najiya and Ulussi with a few chestnuts.

Huabao said to Nakiya, even if you succeed in finding a job, are you comfortable looking at those old orange-skinned ministers and stepsons who hate you all day long?People who love each other can't be together, are you happy?

Bud said to Ulussi, you can use your mouth and fingers without the next one!As long as you have good skills, you will bring more happiness to your loved ones.

Huabu said to Xiuda again, you adore Kailu, the king's brother, watching and guarding him silently, there is no use.What do you use to love him, what do you use to help him?

Nagiya Ursishuta came to her senses.After they thanked the flower buds, Najya left a letter of divorce to the old emperor, and left the West Terrace with the private money and dowry and Ulusishida that had been saved over the years.They later opened a sex toy company that develops, manufactures and sells one-stop services.

Shida later became the king, the king of the sex toy empire.Brother Kailu, I will bring a huge amount of wealth to marry you.Don't worry, I will let you be the wife, and I will never let Xiao Si, Xiao Wu, Xiao Liu, Xiao Seven, Xiao Eight, and Xiao Jiu bully you.