Parade of Fear and Joy

Coconut and a young woman fancy the same dress in the mall.As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you don't know each other. After the fight, the young woman took the coconut's arm and warmly invited Huabao and her party to visit her new house.

The young woman's name is Ruoqing, she is a writer. She and her daughter just moved back to the ancestral house left by her grandfather. She said it was the first time here, but she smiled shyly.Her husband was busy with work, and most of the time it was just her and her daughter in the big house, which was very empty, lonely and cold.Knowing that Huabao and his party have just arrived in this city and haven't found a place to stay, they kindly invite them to live in the house first, and take them to visit this beautiful city (in fact, they still need to hire another tour guide).As for the room fee, Ruoqing said that she didn't need it, and Hua Bao and his party expressed their regret.

Why don't you pay for my daughter and me when you cook.To be honest, I have never been in the kitchen since I was a child, and I still ordered takeaway for the past few days when I came back!

Little Pudding and Sadako patted their chests and said no problem.

At night, Toshio Sadako brushed his teeth in the bathroom in front of the mirror.A woman in red with straight negative ion hair appeared in the mirror, staring at them sadly.

No one cares about her.Do whatever you want.The woman in red moved.

Sadako said with foam in her mouth: "Please let me go, you are blocking me from looking in the mirror."

The woman in red was even more mournful.Furious, she stretched out her hands to grab these hateful people, and suddenly felt her shoulders sink.Gayako ran to the mirror and put her shoulders on her shoulders, said Hi to her, carried her to the corner and put her there, then went out to continue brushing her teeth.

After brushing his teeth, Coconut pulled the girl in red out of the mirror and said earnestly, "Sister, you can't do this, it's so unprofessional. First of all, you should mess up your hair, as if you haven't combed your hair for a few days, such as Say it like this." Coconut reached out and turned the negative ion hair of the woman in red into a chicken nest.

The woman in red exclaimed, don't, don't, I just spent a thousand oceans to get straight hair with N-th power negative ions.

"Secondly, you need to use ketchup to paint abstract makeup on your face, the more abstract the better." Coconut continued.

"Ketchup can be obtained for free at McDonald's and Kenjiji. The small sticks are very convenient to use, and can be used to make up more delicately. After the makeup is done, you can eat the excess that is not used up. It is very environmentally friendly. The skin after removing makeup Moisturized by tomatoes, it will be more delicate and smooth, pure natural pollution-free, no chemical heavy metal residues, it is a good choice for economical, efficient and environmentally friendly." Sadako added.

Coconut nodded in agreement, and continued: "Your powder is too unprofessional. You only care about your face, and your neck and exposed hands are still yellow."

really?The woman in red hurriedly looked in the mirror.

Good makeup is the first step to success.Coconut wanted to continue talking, but Junxiong interrupted her by tugging at the corner of her clothes.Mom, mom, the water in the bathtub is turning red!

Coconut turned his head and looked, really.The bathtub was filled with red liquid at some point, bubbling from time to time.Coconut hurriedly greeted Sadako, quickly bring you and Master Pudding the two clothes that cannot be washed off with watermelon juice, Toshio, quickly bring your yellow short sleeves that are stained with chocolate, we will dye the clothes, At that time, it will be a new dress, so you don't need to spend money to buy it again.Sadako Toshio responded and went to get the clothes.

When Junxiong passed the living room with the clothes, he saw a little girl in red clothes with long hair covering her face standing in the middle of the living room. He walked over and squatted at the feet of the little red clothes, looking up at the little red clothes with big black eyes. Say: "Is your clothes dyed too? So"

Little Hongyi yelled that her mother has ghosts!I don't play anymore!Fleeing away from the house.

"...beautiful." Looking at the embarrassed figure, Junxiong spit out what he hadn't finished speaking just now.

Junxiong shrugged, the girls are so swollen now, they scream like ghosts at every turn, Misha and the others are much more fun.

Ruoqing heard the movement, and walked out of the room with her daughter to check.When she saw the zombies in the corridor and the objects hanging from the ceiling, she couldn't help screaming in horror.

Sadako calmly walks through the slow-moving zombies with her clothes in her arms, and tells Ruoqing that these may be the halloween scenes of the old porter and forgot to take them back. It is really immoral to throw things around, and I have to talk to him tomorrow.Ruoqing found out that she was the only one calling, and her daughter Junxiong Sadako looked at her, she said hurriedly, "I'm going to bed", then carried her daughter back to the room in shame, scolding herself for being useless, even worse than a child .

The fat man at the bottom of the bathtub was struggling to get up or not, and when to get up.To rise or not to rise, that is the question.When he finally struggled and decided to get up, he took a deep breath, jumped out of the bathtub, and made a gesture of baring his teeth and claws.

Coconut Sadako Toshio had already been talking and laughing with his washed clothes on the roof to dry, and there was not even a mouse hair in the bathroom.

The fat man lay back again, thinking that he would definitely find the right time to appear next time, so he wouldn't miss it.

The next day, Ruoqing found that the bathtub was cracked and asked someone to carry the bathtub away and throw it into the trash.

"Husband! There are perverts!" The woman exclaimed.

A wrinkled old man rushed in with a poker and beat the fat man all over his head, scaring the fat man to hide at the bottom of the bathtub.It must be the wrong posture.

After the beating, the old man finally kicked the bathtub a few times, flatteringly said to the woman, don't be afraid, my wife, I beat the pervert away, and I will pick up a beautiful big bathtub for you tomorrow.

That's about it.The woman lowered her hand covering her shriveled chest, and the wrinkles on her face smiled like a chrysanthemum.

The old man swallowed.Wife, you are so beautiful.

loquacious.The woman coquettishly patted the old man's naked chest with stretched skin.

That night, the fat man touched his swollen head, adjusted his posture, and jumped out at the right time, only to find that his feet were buried deep in the garbage, and a mouse glared at him angrily. , and next to it was the big fat that he just jumped out and knocked into the air.

ah!I was wrong!don't bite me!sorry!Fatty's screams echoed in the night sky.The frogs in the roadside pond "croaked" and "croaked".

The next day, Coconut and Sadako offered the dried clothes to Pudding, but their eyes were on the buds, and they were full of begging to be petted and praised.

Huabu laughed, and praised them for their housekeeping.Huabu shrank her hands back, not taking out the new clothes she bought for them yesterday, next time.

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