[Comprehensive] Dream Demon Counseling Guide

"To sum up, I will go to Italy soon." Takeshita Izumi pretended to sip his tea.

Sitting opposite her was a man wearing a white and green striped fisherman's hat. After listening to her words, he just calmly raised his hand and pressed the brim of the hat, without any change in expression.Then he heard the man let out a low sigh, "I understand, but Quansang, your previous bones have been broken, and the new batch hasn't been ready yet~"

Ignoring the little spiel at the end of his words, he does look like a shopkeeper who is very sorry and sincerely sorry for his employees.Izumi Takeshita rolled his eyes, "Mr. Urahara, you have been working part-time for three years, and you still owe me a lot of stories. The stories and wages go together. Are you really not afraid that I will report your illegal business?"

The man wearing a fisherman hat with a shadow covering half of his face is called Kisuke Urahara. He is the owner of a little-known shop selling strange and strange items in the corner of Karakura Town. He is a profiteer.

It was just a coincidence that Izumi Takeshita came back to work in such a place.

That day, she forgot the time because of something, so that she starved herself to the point where she was dizzy and confused. Naturally, she went the wrong way, and was successfully attracted to this restaurant by the faint scent of cakes in the air. The entrance of the store—the Urahara store of course does not sell desserts, and the aroma of cakes she smells is just the embodiment of a happy and relaxed mood.

The stronger the soul and the more beautiful the person, the more intense and delicious the taste of emotion.

Up to now, Izumi Takeshita can no longer remember what she did when she was so hungry and dizzy, but as long as she thinks back a little, the sweetness of the strawberry cake will bloom like a flower bud on the tip of her tongue. As for the fact that she almost couldn't resist taking a bite from Kisuke Urahara who was sitting opposite her.

It seems to be hungry again.

It may be a belated developmental period, but recently Izumi Takeshita always feels hungry very easily.Nightmare cannot get a sense of satiety from ordinary human food. Although desserts with a hint of sweetness can barely make her feel that she is really eating food, even if she eats the entire dessert shop at once , It can only be regarded as barely maintaining a half-starved state.

"Actually, Mr. Urahara, you don't have to give Yoshiku, I can ask for leave from my mentor." Izumi Takeshita rubbed his stomach, "Before I leave, please tell me all the adventure stories about that warrior that I owe you. I'll listen."

"Yeah, looks like Izumi-san is hungry again." Kisuke Urahara shrugged, with a helpless smile on his lips, "If I remember correctly, you ate several pounds of cake not long ago And some pudding cookies."

Izumi Takeshita didn't really want to talk to Kisuke Urahara who was in a dishonest state, but due to the need to make ends meet, she nodded and said perfunctorily, "I've grown up recently, so I'm hungry very quickly... Seeing that I'm honest For the sake of working for you for so long, you, an irresponsible boss, should show some compassion for the employees."

When Urahara Kisuke told the story of the boy named Kurosaki Ichigo, she could eat two kinds of food at the same time.The chocolate with a touch of bitterness is the emotional expression of Urahara itself, and the experience of the boy in the story tastes like a French milk flavor. The combination of these two flavors provides energy for survival and also satisfies the taste buds .

As for Kisuke Urahara, who smelled like strawberry cake, she only saw it a few times during the three years of her part-time job, presumably it was because of something special—such as falling in love?

The topic seemed to be a bit far away, Izumi Takeshita pulled back the thoughts that had diverged outwards, and sighed at her current boss, "Are you going to just watch me starve to death on the plane to Italy?"

"If I starved to death and turned into the kind of monster that I helped clean up before, wouldn't it also increase your workload!"

Maybe it was because of the strong performance of her sadness, Urahara Kisuke laughed out of shame, "But we all know that Izumi-san is basically you who won't die."

"Oh, let me put it another way." Izumi Takeshita straightened his chest and sat up a little bit, "You don't want to see me lose consciousness and hurt people randomly, boss."

Souls have strength, at least in her eyes.When she is hungry to a certain extent, due to monsters or subconscious self-defense, she can't completely control her instinct of longing for human emotions. Dreamland, let the other party create various emotions for her in the sweetest dream, imprisoning the other party until the soul is exhausted.

It would take at most an hour for an ordinary person to die in a specially constructed illusion.

Kisuke Urahara knew her lethality, so he just pursed his lips and put forward his opinion, "Compared with solving the temporary hunger, I think Izumi-san should accept my inspection."

"That also requires me to have the strength to accept your inspection." After just a short while, Zhuxiaquan couldn't sit still anymore.She lay down softly and half-lyed on the table, "Tell me a story first, Mr. Urahara, after you mentioned the word hungry, my body obviously reacted."

"And I'm a monster, a monster, and I'm completely different from your research object called Xu." Izumi Takeshita felt really tired, "After you finish the story, I can successfully make it to Italy, the Italian side There is a big pastry calling me, the big one~ I can smell it through the network cable!"

Izumi Takeshita was a different person when she was hungry or not, and it was obvious from the change in her tone that she was in that state.Hungry Takeshita Izumi likes to hum and sway his tone, while Takeshita Izumi who is full will only state the facts coldly and then piss people off.

In essence, she is really a creature loyal to her own desires.

Kisuke Urahara's eyebrows twitched under the shadow, and he keenly grasped the loopholes in her words, "Oh, when you asked me, the store manager, for leave just now, you didn't say that?"

"...What did I just say?" Takeshita Izumi blinked, and it took a little effort to recall what he said when he asked for leave just now.

Because of the series of troubles brought about by the inheritance, she was going to Italy, which she seemed to have said before.

The reason is so different that even a ghost would not believe it.

Urahara Kisuke heard the girl cough in embarrassment, "Well, it's a long story, but I didn't lie, it makes sense both before and after."

He wanted to ask again, when he heard the girl humming, "Guess if I'll tell you~"

"Then I'll save the story until you come back." Urahara Kisuke, who was not hooked, said in a relaxed tone, and even unfolded the folding fan and shook it twice, his satisfaction was beyond words.

This may be the tragedy of food sources being in the hands of others.Staring feebly at the rather unscrupulous store manager, Izumi Takeshita, who originally wanted to make an exchange, let go, "Tell me a little bit first, so I can have some strength..."

Kisuke Urahara slapped the fan on the table, and the sound of the air-carrying impact was particularly loud.Izumi Takeshita raised her head abruptly, her purple eyes fixed on half of her current owner, full of expectation.

In the end, he really just said a short paragraph.

It feels like the taste of chocolate dissipates before it reaches your mouth, and the crème fraiche drops to the floor before you even take a bite.

Although the hunger on the physical level has eased, she is even hungrier on the spiritual level.

Izumi Takeshita smacked his lips unwillingly, "Both statements are correct, the cake is because of inheritance... Not long ago, there was a bastard, um, I mentioned it to you, the one in my name The seniors and teachers on the Internet lost a forum account with many fans to me."

Thinking of that shameful account ID, her expression twisted for a moment, "In short, it was that forum account. Many fans asked him for help, and then he threw them all to me. I went to Italy because there was a fan who asked for help. Right here in Italy..."

As for what kind of account it is, and what kind of fans are asking for help from the account owner, she vaguely brought it up. Fortunately, Kisuke Urahara did not focus on the relationship between the account and fans, but asked with a strange face: "Love counseling?"

If it wasn't for the succubus—or if she had a thicker skin, Izumi Takeshita felt that she might be able to perform a steaming of herself on the spot.

Asking a non-human girl who hasn't even had much contact with the opposite sex to go to love counseling, no matter how you hear it, it's too nonsense!

But real life is often so unreasonable.In Takeshita Izumi's angry eyes, her profiteer boss not only laughed happily, but even hiccupped, claiming to tell the elusive Sifengin Yoichi about this matter.

Although Izumi Takeshita respectfully calls her Mr. Yeichi, she is undoubtedly a tall and slender lady, chic and sexy.

Before knowing the real gender of the other party, Izumi Takeshita had a crush on "him".

At that time, Yoichi Sifengin, who was still in the form of a cat, looked extraordinarily petite, but it looked so delicious that Izumi Takeshita couldn't look away.Most importantly, Yeyi's emotions tasted like lemon mint water most of the time, the kind with ice.

By the way, Takeshita Izumi's favorite drink is lemon mint water.

Of course, the less people know about this kind of thing that will definitely become a laughing stock among acquaintances, let alone someone you loved when you were young and ignorant?

"Then let's go," Urahara, who finally had enough of laughing, mercifully approved her leave, and continued the story that had only been told for a short paragraph.At the end, he pressed his hat and smiled meaningfully, "I'm looking forward to Quansang's appearance as a matchmaker, please remember to bring special products back~"

"But having said that, what is Izumi-san's forum account?" Kisuke Urahara remembered something, and suddenly slapped his forehead.

In Izumi Takeshita's bad premonition, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, smiled treacherously, "I need it for work, let's pay attention to each other~"

...Fuck!You obviously have my phone number!In fact, you are just curious, right?