[Comprehensive] Super Boyfriend

How to appease Saiki Kusuo has become a top priority.

After discussing with my friends for a while, I finally decided to buy a bouquet of roses first, then order two candles and a birthday cake...

[May]: ...It's not your birthday, why buy a birthday cake?

[Chiba]: Yes, I forgot.

[May]: ...Do you really want to reconcile?

[Chiba]: Of course it's true, but I haven't eaten a birthday cake for a long time. Last time I ate longevity noodles for my birthday, I really want to eat mango mille-feuille.

[May]: ... Chiba.

[Chiba]: Huh? ? ?

[May]: You are so strong.

Facing my decision, another friend of mine, Mai Sakurajima, was even more resistant.

[Mai]: Are you sure?Buy a birthday cake just to make peace?

[Chiba]: He only likes coffee pudding. I can't possibly buy him a whole table of coffee pudding for a candlelight dinner, right?

[Mai]: Then can you buy a birthday cake for a candlelight dinner?If Sakuta dared to do this, I would have thrown him into the sea and disappeared forever.

(Sakuta Azusagawa: Hey, isn't it? Why did it involve me again? I've been working hard to serve Mai-senpai honestly.)

[Chiba]: Then what to buy?

[Mai]: ...Steak?

[Chiba]: Oh, nothing new.I want to make different fireworks.

[Mai]: Okay, come on.Looking forward to hearing about your breakup.

[Chiba]: ...

【Chiba】: (Doll bursts into tears.jpg)

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After two consecutive proposals (Mango Melaleuca and Durian Melaleuca) were rejected, I couldn't help but start to doubt my life.

Could it be that my ideas are so unreliable?

Isn't sincerity more important in seeking peace?I really want to explain to Qi Mu what happened, so that he doesn't care, and I really want to eat mango ice skin layer.

Is there any conflict between these two?What did i do wrong?

The baby is heartbroken.

But in the end, I still had to give in to the advice of two good friends, Momoi Mayzuki and Sakurajima Mai. Mayi is the campus goddess, and Mai is a model girlfriend. I used to ignore their advice when I was chasing Saiki. As a result, Every time I lose badly.

It is better to listen to the opinions of experts.

So in the end I chose a steak that didn't match my temperament at all——

At first I wanted to do it myself, but after I searched online, I found that it was too difficult, and it was not something I could touch.

After all, I can scramble an egg (smile).

I used the mobile app to find out which western food restaurant in the vicinity had the best reviews, and then asked if it was possible to deliver the food to my door on time.

I said "Oh" indifferently, and told him it's okay, I didn't plan to eat it, I just wanted a sense of ritual.

As for Saiki Kusuo...

It doesn't matter, anyway, I bought durian millefeuille, and if he doesn't want to eat steak at that time, I can take out a cake from the refrigerator and give it to him as a surprise.

I'm such a little genius.

In the end, I paid a lot of extra money before the restaurant decided to accept my unique takeaway request.

I didn't realize a problem until I happily arranged everything, took the ring(?) and roses into the elevator, and stood at the door of my house.

Qi Mu wouldn't let me into the house when we were having trouble with me, he said I'm always weak, so I need to reflect more.

Then the problem is coming.

If I don’t enter the house, I can’t ask for reconciliation, and if I don’t reconcile, I can’t enter the house.

So what am I supposed to do?

I stood at the door thinking for a long time...

Then it occurred to me that I could ring the doorbell.

QAQ must be making me stupid because of the workload lately.

I cleared my throat, solemnly hugged my rose, put it in front of the camera at the door, blocking my face, and rang the doorbell.

"Mr. Saiki, here is your courier."

The sound of Zila's electric current rang and rushed to my ears, which made me very happy.

Qi Mu's voice sounded without any waves:

"Lu Ye?"

"Yes, yes, it's me." Seeing that he recognized me, I was overjoyed, put down the roses, and said hastily, "Quickly open the door, okay, what happened today was an accident, don't be angry, listen to my explanation .”

Qi Mu didn't say anything, only the slight current sound of the microphone sounded in the quiet environment.

With a nervous mood, I waited anxiously for the final verdict.

Fortunately, Qi Mu has always been a very reasonable person. After a few seconds, I heard the door lock click and he opened the door.

I suddenly realized that the little greeting card I had prepared hadn’t been placed on the roses, so I quickly took out a small card from my pocket and threw it into the roses. As soon as Qi Mu opened the door, I stuffed the flowers into his arms and said with a smile :

"Nine hundred and ninety-nine flowers! I will always love Saiki Kusuo!"

Saiki Kusuo hummed and looked down, and I followed him to look at the card.

Then my smile faded away.

The card has a dark yellow background, and it says in exaggerated fonts, "Sexy little wild cat, ranging from [-] to [-] a night, both before and after, suitable for all ages, the service includes:...".

……Just kill me.

What the hell is this?Where did it get in?

With a froze face, I pretended to be calm, and stretched out my right hand to take the card back, and took it out with my left hand—wonderfully, there was another card.

Looks like I took the wrong pocket just now.

I calmly took out the card on the left, handed it to him, and said with a smile:

"That's right, that's right."

So Saiki Kusuo took another new card.

I breathed a sigh of relief and looked down again:

"XXX Men's Hospital, specializing in: infertility, sexual dysfunction..."

I:"……"

The wind is so noisy today, my mother's daughter is crying again.

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