[Comprehensive] How to use superpowers if you don't learn well

Osamu Dazai ate everything, including brains and offal.

Sen Yelu also eats everything, pig heart and blood.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was out of tune with them.He couldn't keep the white pot in front of him that was gradually "contaminated" by the boiling red soup, so he had to put down his chopsticks and wait for Osamu Dazai to strike first.

Of course, Zhong Yuanzhong would not naively think that his partner was here to share a table and eat hot pot.

Although judging from the current situation, Osamu Dazai probably really came to eat hot pot and chat.He even knows the ingredients of the hot pot and how much pepper should be put in it!

As long as Osamu Dazai doesn't want to be silent, he can probably be so talkative forever.

But he is not a nice guy.The Central Plains also want to.Neither is it.

"Speaking of which, I haven't thanked you for saving my life last time, and that half-cold and half-burning little brother—hiss is so spicy." Osamu Dazai complained and shouted spicy, while stuffing a piece of chicken gizzard into his mouth.

Morino's green and white eyes almost fell into the Tianling Cap, "Didn't you still say that we were meddling after you were rescued last time?"

"That's because—ah, I'm sorry, please help me add another crab stick thank you." While talking, he immediately turned his head and made a request to the passing waiter.

The other party smiled and said yes.Osamu Dazai also squeezed out a brighter smile, and sent off the beautiful waitress like a sunflower.Only then did I return to my own topic, "Because looking back, diving into the water is really not a comfortable way to commit suicide."

"If you want to cough, you will choke in more water. And your eyes and nose will become very sore and uncomfortable." Osamu Dazai let go of his neck and his nose, and the sound of urgency suddenly changed. "But although the process was painful, the sky seen from the river is very beautiful."

"Hey, is it?" Morino Green showed a little curiosity in a face-saving manner.

"Yeah! It's a sight that can only be seen if you put your eyeballs in a blue soda bottle."

"Why the bottle of Pozi soda?"

"Because glass beads are only in bozi soda."

What a wonderful and disgusting metaphor.Nakahara also took a look at the wave soda in his hand. Although it was not blue, he could be sure that Osamu Dazai did it on purpose, and Morino Green did it on purpose.

These two people not only didn't want him to eat hot pot, but also didn't want him to drink.

As for why he didn't drink, it was to avoid adverse effects on the minor Mori Yelu.

"So even if it's for the more beautiful suicide method that can still be found, I must thank you very much." Osamu Dazai raised the soda bottle, raised his head and killed most of them, "After all, if Chuya said something that shouldn't be said— —He got into trouble, and you were the one who got into trouble, hahahaha."

"Huh?!" Nakahara Chuya raised his voice, "I didn't intend to tell her anything about myself, okay?!"

"The name and age are also included Oh Jung Yeh."

"The year of the name—how can you mess with that!"

"I lied to you."

"I'll cut you up and make mackerel sashimi today!"

"My own affairs are also the affairs of the organization? Are you selling yourselves into it?" Morino Midori raised his eyelids and looked over the boiler, where Osamu Dazai was adding MSG to his saucer.

Osamu Dazai speaks in a cadenced tone, which is very suitable for narration in dramas or radio broadcasts; he has a good-looking face, and perhaps he can enjoy being an actor; he is slender, and it is probably not difficult to become a model.

He also looks thinner than Zhong Yuanzhong, with a sharper chin.

If someone would press the word "childish" on their heads, Moriya Lu didn't think it would be a rare thing.Because they looked at the problems before them from the standpoint of being a mafia with "childishness".

"That's why it is said that children are the happiest people in the world. Their innocence is really enviable." The young man's face was hidden behind the steam, and he couldn't tell whether it was more distorted or softer.

You are not much older than me.Morino Green thought.

Even if people don't want to be influenced by mass cultural delusion, they have to be forced to be classified by their environment, and thus make a lot of sacrifices and changes.

Just like Morino Green used to believe that science can explain everything, but now he can only stick to materialism.

Morino Green proposed to eat hot pot, but the person who paid the bill became Nakahara Chuya.

The reason is that Osamu Dazai said, "It's too much to treat a girl I met for the first time, and I will never get a girlfriend for the rest of my life, oh Chuya", and he cleanly put aside the fact that he ate the most.

In Yokohama in summer, there is no time for sunset at this time, and people's shadows are stretched long and long by the sun dotting the horizon.

Osamu Dazai held his windbreaker, which smelled of hot pot oil smoke, and waved to Morino Green to say goodbye by fate.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at her with complicated emotions for half a minute, then turned and left without saying a word.

The sea breeze is blowing in every corner of the city, some people are laughing and some are crying in the wind.

In the replayed morning drama, the heroine is shouting again:

"Just being alive is enough!"

Being alive means there are still many possibilities.Even Osamu Dazai can find a more perfect way to commit suicide in the rest of his life.

Possibility also means unknown.

One should be in awe of the "unknown".It is precisely because people are in awe of the "unknown" that they are willing to seek forward.

But this does not mean that Morino Midori will like books like "Mystery"...

And it's a children's color illustration...

"Can I know the principles of straight men choosing gifts?"

"Hey, don't you like it?"

"It's no longer a question of whether you like it or not..." Morino Lu slapped the book on Hawkes' face with his backhand, "You can see clearly! It clearly says 'suitable for children aged seven to ten' right?" !"

After the particularly boring special support, Hawks probably discovered with conscience or recalled the importance of the holiday to students, and paid for it out of his own pocket-although Morino Green usually used the guardian's money, in fact Hawkes had never He personally gave her something—he bought a set of Unsolved Mysteries of the World.

It took a lot of effort for Morino Green to move his eyes away from the alien with a big head, big eyes, and a neck the size of a toothpick.

She decided to go to the bookstore by herself to change her mood.

Even though it was the third day of summer vacation, Morino Midori always felt as if he had stayed in Yokohama for a year.

Of course, it may be that she doesn't see many people in Class A, so she has this illusion of being in another world.

There are still as many people in Muye District Shopping Center as ever.

However, it is not a coincidence that I can meet 800 million people from Class A among so many people.

Don't say hello to me, don't say hello to me, don't say hello to me... Sen Yelu lowered her head, and raised her hand to cover her face, pretending to be arranging her bangs.

"Morino-san?"

However, things backfired.Can anyone recognize that I have a pair of eagle eyes?

"Ah, it's really Morino-san." 800 Wanbai was wearing a pink and white dress today, "It's a coincidence that I can meet you here."

so cute!But Morino Ludo didn't even want to look at it!Her premonition told her that something very troublesome would happen next!Hurrying to leave is the best solution!

"Good day." After she finished speaking, she wanted to rush to the bookstore.

In the end, he was stopped by 800 million colleagues who invited him, "Student Morino, is he going to the bookstore too?"

"Ah... um..."

It's so dazzling... What's with this プリプリ smile?Is it a new type of flash...

"I... I! Can I discuss the books I usually read with Morino-san!"

"what?"

"Because, well, Morino-san was the first pair in the final exam, right?"

"Ah," Kento seemed to say, "it seems so."

"Although your grades can't explain everything, you can tell from Morino-san's usual performance that you must have read a lot!"

The amount of reading is not guaranteed, but the amount of calculation is a lot... Morino Lv was at a loss for words for a while, and didn't know what to answer.

"That might upset Morino-san, but I still want to try to ask...!"

what?

Do you usually read books?

Does the color illustration version of "Unsolved Mysteries of the World" for children aged seven to ten count? ?

Of course not!

It is impossible for Sen Yelu to do this kind of thing that denies his own IQ and self-depreciation.

For a moment, her blood boiled, and she nodded heavily, "Yes!"

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Morino Midori should have worried about whether the books he had read were also available in this world.

But she was now mired in a more serious question.

Although I know that there are quite a lot of alien humans in this world, even when Morino Green has already felt numb to the extraordinary appearance of six hands, four legs, two wings and brain exposed, life will always be like this. Give her a new surprise...

This is a skeleton, right? !This is a skeleton, right? !This is the skeleton! ! !This is the human skeleton that will be placed in the biology classroom of every school! ! !

Six hands, four legs and two wings count, at least the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are healthy!But this kind of skeleton that can drink water and eat will be questioned whether it will leak directly from the chin and can talk, does it really exist? ! !

"Is the brain empty? Is it really empty? Wouldn't it be judged as physiological death if there is no heartbeat or brain activity?"

"How do you make a sound without vocal cords?"

"Do you need to breathe?"

"Do you rely on photosynthesis to provide energy for movement? No, this is indoors... Can fluorescent lamps also provide energy?!"

"You! Are you really just a skeleton!"

I was so busy putting in the new issue. Just now I broke the penultimate spine just now when I was transporting overseas comics. I was also entangled by a difficult customer. Honda, big!danger!machine!

Whichever senior is good, whoever comes to save me... Tears are almost overflowing from the two empty eye sockets of the skeleton.

Because today is really busy!There are still a bunch of pamphlets without bonus codes waiting to be plastic-packed in the warehouse at the back!

Even though this customer's doubts were clearly from the heart!But Honda really has no time to waste on answering the question of "is it a simple skeleton?"

It's better to say that he doesn't have time to answer questions about himself every day!

Just asking which partition and which shelf "TenC○unt" is placed on, and answering questions like who is up and who is down in "The World's No. It's already exhausting!

——Although you only need to tell them "the square chin is on the top and the chin is on the bottom"!But it's still a shame!Even if his body is a skeleton, his mind is still a sound adult man!

"Sen, Morino-student... calm down..." 800 Wanbai obviously hasn't seen Morino Green in this mode, and she is even trying meaningless appeasement behaviors!

"Did you see 800 million? No - 800 million, I told you that I saw a moving skeleton just now! And I will say 'Excuse me' and add books to the bookshelf! Skeleton!"

The three views of materialists have been impacted no less than the "second shock"!

The author has something to say: プリプリ: Read it as puff!Excited to write!

"Second Impact" is EVA's meme

The skeleton clerk Honda in the new bookstore is so cute, he couldn't help but let it in, and by the way paved the way for the collapse of the materialist Morino Green's three views!

It’s convenient to complain that Honda is automatically replaced by a male, but the original manga is actually a girl! (cover face