[Comprehensive] IQ is not a problem

"That is to say... You actually just want to form a team with me, and we will move towards the finish line together as teammates?"

After talking with the duck and finally leading to a verbal outburst between each other, Hattori Heiji finally went online with both EQ and IQ. After sorting out his mind, he finally came to this conclusion with some embarrassment.

Xinzi cast a contemptuous look:

"Otherwise? What do you think I want to do with you?"

Hattori Heiji's heart was filled with cries of grievance... It was obviously your words that were too ambiguous!It's hard to make people want to go wrong!It's all my fault in the end!

"Tch, I thought you were begging for friendship with me." Hattori Heiji turned his head aside.

"Are you stupid? Who would use that kind of rhetorical and earthy words to ask for friendship?" Xinzi put on his iconic half-moon eyes.

Hattori Heiji: "...", who the hell is that stupid!Don't tell me you are going to write a gorgeous poem in advance to express the deep love in your heart when you court someone in the future!

Xinzi didn't feel that there was anything wrong with her thoughts at all, and her half-moon eyes turned into dead fish eyes:

"And... I don't like men who don't rinse their mouths or floss their teeth after eating takoyaki, leaving shreds of seaweed on their teeth."

"Eh...eh?!" After realizing what Xinzi's words meant, Hattori Heiji immediately turned his back to clean the shreds of seaweed left on his teeth.

However, there is no mirror at hand, and there is no puddle nearby to take a picture of him... So which tooth is covered with seaweed?

"By the way, you are good at begging. You can even beg for takoyaki. It seems that your life is quite nourishing." Recalling the big discus I just gnawed that almost knocked out my teeth, Xinzi silently shed two lines of lasagna tears in her heart.

"If possible, I don't want to do this either!" Hattori Heiji was still annoyed by his character design, and then the topic returned to the matter of the alliance proposed by Xinzi before, "Although I originally wanted to have a fight with you Competition, let's see who can reach the finish line first, and who can solve the mystery of this game at the finish line first... However, since the success or failure of this game involves the lives of our nine players, then of course we can't do it at this time. If a child loses his temper, of course it will be better if we work together."

Xinzi: "...", since you think so clearly, then why did you and Baimatan have a childish tantrum and finally broke up, otherwise, the three of us could act together now.

Although the process of forming an alliance was a bit bumpy, the cooperation was achieved anyway. The player "Please call me Death" and the player "Kansai Kendo" formed a new team and marched towards the finish line.

The two of them didn't waste any time, and immediately headed towards the capital city of the Kingdom of Fire, which was due north.

On the way, Hattori Heiji suddenly thought of a question from the conversation just now:

"Have you... been single all this time?"

Regarding this question that sounded quite unfriendly, Xinzi gave him a sideways glance:

"It's as if you have rich experience in love, and you obviously exude the aura of a single dog all over your body."

"I didn't mean that!" Hattori Heiji asked if he could still speak properly, why he was being teased by her all the time, "I just wanted to say, since you just wanted to ask me if I have any intention to form an alliance, then let me ask you 'How many men have you been with before me?' Why do you say 'two'?"

"Two indeed. Before you, I formed an alliance with two other male players, namely the group of 'Sleepy Taurus' and 'Ice Emperor'." Xinzi explained, thinking that his There's nothing wrong with speaking.

Hattori Heiji felt that in order to avoid the shaky relationship between the temporary allies breaking down again, he should bypass the language to express this issue:

"The two of them formed a team with you. How was the result?"

Shinko looked at Hattori Heiji, expressionless and said:

"...they are all 'dead' in the game."

Hattori Heiji: "...", don't say such things with a calm face!It's like a death curse, isn't it!Will everyone who teamed up with you die? Then what should I do!Kudo, you really are the god of death even in the game!

... No, it seems that many people in Osaka have complained that he also has the halo of the god of death, so they all say "the god of death coming from the east is called Kudo Shinko, and the god of death coming from the west is called Hattori Heiji", referred to as "Kantong Kudo, Kansai Service Department".

……

The size of this town is not small. When the two were about to reach the north gate, Xinzi said that he was going to the bathroom to solve the problem of the reincarnation of grains.

After Xinzi came out of the public toilet refreshed... huh?Always feel that something is not right?

Standing on the street, Xinzi always felt an inexplicable sense of incongruity in everything in front of him.

"Where's Hattori?" He looked around, but found that Hattori Heiji was nowhere to be seen. He had clearly explained that he was waiting for her here.

Just when Xinzi was looking around to find his new teammate...

"Boss, please do me a favor, give me some water..."

Hearing the familiar Kansai dialect on the street, Xinzi was overjoyed, thinking that he had finally found that guy... No, this line sounds very familiar!

【Boss, please do me a favor, give me some water...】

This, this is obviously what he said when he met Hattori Heiji not long ago when he asked the restaurant owner for water!

Following the voice, Xinzi turned his head and looked at Hattori Heiji who was begging for water... Not only the lines, but even the scene was exactly the same as that time!

No wonder she felt an inexplicable sense of disobedience, because after leaving the public toilet, the scene in front of her somehow returned to the scene when she first met Hattori Heiji near the South Gate this morning!

Xinzi almost lost his footing for a moment... What, what is going on? !Is it that what Hattori Heiji experienced just now is all just an illusion, or is she time travel back to an hour ago!Could it be that the door of the public toilet just now is an arbitrary door for time travel!

Just like what happened an hour ago, Hattori Heiji turned around while drinking water when he noticed the eyes on him, and when he saw it was her... "Pfft!" Heiji squirted out the water :

"Ku... Kudo! How could it be you!"

It's the same lines again.

……

Things, why, turned out like this.

Xinzi felt that she had entered a big malicious time-space game, no matter how she changed in the middle of the process, she was stuck in the hour after meeting Hattori Heiji, just like this infinite loop.

In the end, she even held Hattori Heiji's arm tightly to tie herself together with him, and then walked straight and stride toward the true north without paying attention or getting involved in anything.But just when she was about to reach the North City Gate, the Hattori Heiji she was holding disappeared suddenly. A large living person suddenly disappeared, but the people around did not express any surprise.As soon as Xinzi turned around——

"Boss, please do me a favor, give me some water..."

here we go again!It's that line again!Started all over again!

Xinzi was so impatient that she wanted to scratch her head, could she never get out of this city again!

No, calm down, calm down, if you don't calm down, you will lose your mind and it will be over... Xinzi tried to calm down, thinking about this weird thing.

This should be an obstacle to the end designed by the game designer. The player "Hatori Heiji" he encountered should be real... The designer will never really play it in this game full of standard Japanese. Come out with such a guy who speaks a pure Kansai accent.

Since this game is designed based on "NARUTO", in this ninja world, what can cause this effect is... illusion.

Someone was casting an illusion, which caused her to keep circling in circles, and thus fell into this cycle and could never come out again.

If you want to break the illusion, you need to start with the technique and use your own ability to unlock the illusion... This method is obviously not feasible for a waste of the ninja world like her, and a member of the Uchiha family has fallen into the illusion And I still can't untie it by myself, I apologize to Madara Zuzu again, I'm sorry that she has embarrassed the Uchiha family again; another way to crack the illusion is naturally to start directly from the caster, find out the caster and knock it out, just It's done.

Xinzi closed his eyes, put his hand on his chin, and carefully recalled the specific process of each cycle, not letting go of any details.

……Um? !

That guy Hattori Heiji, the shreds of seaweed left on his teeth... wait, didn't the owner of that restaurant hand him a bowl of water, Hattori Heiji drank it every time and was surprised to rinse it every time he saw her Mouth sprayed out.It stands to reason that under normal circumstances, the residual seaweed on the teeth should be cleaned off by water, and if you think about it carefully, the position of the seaweed on Hattori Heiji's teeth has not changed every time.Since Hattori Heiji is real, the shreds of seaweed on his teeth should also be real, but every time those shreds of seaweed are not washed away after being baptized by water, not to mention the position has never changed...

That bowl of water is fake!It is the water created by illusion!

If I guessed correctly, the caster of this illusion... is most likely the restaurant owner who gave the water!

After she had a rough idea in her mind, Xinzi also made mental preparations... There were still a few shurikens left in the ninja bag she carried with her.

……

Wait patiently until another cycle begins.

"Boss, please do me a favor, give me some water..."

As soon as he heard the first sound of Kansai dialect, Xinzi immediately locked on to the target person over there, and approached the restaurant with seemingly random steps in a leisurely manner.

When the boss was carrying the kettle and was going to pour water into the mud bowl used for begging...

"Konoha Physical Technique Mystery—Millennium Kill!"

When preparing to amplify the move, the output will naturally depend on roar!

Sure enough, something is wrong!How could an ordinary NPC in the game know what Konoha Ryu's body art technique is? question!

And...hehe, the yelling just now was completely her way of blinding her eyes, ah no, it was a way of blinding her ears, okay?

Her shuriken isn't for pricking buttock enemas, what she's really aiming at...is in front of you!

Xinzi opened his bow with both hands, and threw two shurikens, one left and one right, all at the front of the man.

However, the man reacted quickly enough, realizing that he had been deceived, he immediately changed his defensive posture, narrowly dodged the two shuriken shots, and the shuriken just passed by his important parts... deeply Stuck on the inner thigh.

In an instant, the entire surrounding scene was twisted and twisted, and the illusion was about to be released.

Letting go of the caster at this time would be a failure. Xinzi took advantage of the opportunity of the opponent's injury without any psychological burden, directly threw the opponent to the ground, closed his eyes so as to ignore the distortion of the surrounding environment when the illusion was released. Discomfort in the nerves of the brain, just recalling Xiaolan's appearance every time when she beat the enemy hard, a set of unreasonable bastard punches, punch after punch fatly beat the person under her... Face punched.

"Wait...wait a minute...! Stop hitting...!"

Just when Xinzi was beating him up, the person who was being beaten by Fatty finally stopped him with a hoarse voice... Sound, slightly familiar?

Xinzi finally opened his eyes to look at the person who was beaten up by him. At this moment, all the illusions have been released, and the person has shown his true colors. Although his face looks a little miserable after being beaten by her, but , but this face is not...

"Shiro... Hakuba Tan!" Xinzi exclaimed, it turned out to be Hakuba Tan, who had been disbanded by Heiji Hattori!What's going on here? !

...Could it be another illusion tricked by the enemy?So this is multiple illusions?

"You...are you really the White Horse Detective?"

Xinzi showed a scrutinizing expression of "you don't have to lie to me".

Bai Ma Tan covered his face that was definitely swollen at the moment... Hiss, this woman didn't seem to feel it, but she didn't expect her hands to be quite strong:

"Of course it's me. We just met before entering the game. If your memory is so bad, how can you be a detective, huh?"

The cautious new subtest quizzically asks:

"Question, when were you born?"

"what?"

"Don't be confused, don't hesitate, answer quickly."

"Born on August 29, XX, at 17:54:20.08 Tokyo time."

After Baima Tan reported such a long series of accurate numbers, Xinzi finally breathed a sigh of relief... Huh, it's a real person.

Ah, in fact, she didn't know when Baima Tan was born, but from the short time she got along with before the game, she could feel that Baima Tan was a guy who was a bit paranoid about time and numbers.Such a person must also be able to accurately tell the time for such an important event as the moment of his birth.

Xinzi stood up first, and then pulled Baima Tan also up, and asked the other party like a cannonball full of doubts:

"What's going on? Why did you use the illusion to make me keep turning in circles? Don't you care about who will reach the finish line first and who will be the final winner of this game? Also, you Why did you split up with Hattori Heiji, even if you don’t get along well, you should know that two partners are more efficient than one in this situation, right? Also, and, what kind of role are you set in this game?”

After asking N consecutive questions in one breath, Xinzi also took two big breaths to slow himself down.

Baima Tan looked at Xiang Xinzi's expression with some difficulty:

"So many questions, which one do you want me to answer first?"

"...Any one will do." Although she wanted to know each one.

"Then let's answer your last question first." Tan Baima said slowly, but his expression turned serious, "My current identity is..."

Accompanied by Baima Tan's beckoning, a few black shadows "Ceng! Ceng! Ceng!" suddenly jumped over from all around.

In the blink of an eye, a group of masked men surrounded her.

"When I found Uchiha Shinko, I didn't expect to have escaped to such a far place. Fortunately, Master Danzo had expected it."

"Well done, White Horse."

"Now, we can take her back and report to Danzo-sama... No, just deal with it on the spot. It will be more convenient to go back with your head in your head."

Xinzi's brain, which had been calm and able to analyze rationally before... completely froze.

Who can tell her what kind of divine development this is!

Isn't Baima Tan this guy's setting in the game... Danzo's minion? !Not so exciting, right? !

Lord Baima!You wake up!Don't get too deep into it!As players, we should be real teammates!

And... Danzo, you bad old man is very bad!It's this kind of time and you're still so persistent, you have to yell and kill her!Let's give a thumbs up to Zuoer Shao's feat ten years later!No point not Uchiha!

"Hey! Baima, what are you thinking?!" Hearing that the members of these roots have expressed their intention to cut off her head directly, Xinzi's palms could not help but a layer of cold sweat Well, the only thing she can count on now is for Baimatan to return to normal.

...Could it be that he was really hit by an illusion? !

Facing Xinzi's questioning, Tan Baima's expression didn't change much, and he said as usual:

"I'm not thinking about anything. Since I'm a member of Konoha Anbe, I should work for him."

Xinzi: "...", that's enough, are you a showman?Don't play any more!And we are not traveling to the world of "NARUTO", this is just a game with "NARUTO" as the background of the story, the mysterious creator is not Masashi Kishimoto!

At this time, the cat-faced masked man who seemed to be the leader of the root team said:

"Okay, Uchiha Shinko, are you going back with us voluntarily, or are we here to solve you on the spot?"

"Tch, as if you can really bring me back to Konoha intact."

Xinzi snorted coldly, frowning tightly:

"The old thing Danzo should also be very clear. I was secretly released by the third Hokage and suspended animation to end all of this. If you just tied me back to Konoha Village like this, wouldn't you slap me hard in front of my face? Hokage-sama's face, even if Danzo is shameless, he still has some political considerations. So I guess, your so-called "go back with you" is to secretly attack me on the road when I am defenseless, with Kill me by assassination. In this way, even if the third Hokage-sama finds out about my death in the future, it’s hard to say anything, after all, he first let Danzo know and let me go.”

She wouldn't be easily fooled by that old thing, but the situation in front of her now... seems to be death anyway.

I saw that the cat-faced captain had already taken out the kunai he was carrying:

"I originally didn't want to fight with you and let you die in the fight. Now it seems... there is no way for you to die peacefully..."

...Is this the end?

Since entering this game, Xinzi has never felt so desperate like this moment.

Without any force value, she is simply a catfish on the chopping board in this situation, and she has no power to fight back.

If she is gameover here, she can only hope that others can rescue her.

For the remaining players, Hattori Heiji is stuck in this level just like her. For some reason, Hakuba Tan is too deep into the play to get out. As for the remaining group... Team up with Akashi Seijuro The person in question is Ryota Kise!

... This is simply the rhythm of annihilation.

no!She can't burp here!

Just when Xinzi was so excited that he almost wanted to shout out this "dying" declaration...

"boom!"

"Boom!"

Accompanied by the crackling sound of fighting, I saw the brave black-skinned boy, still wearing the same beggar's uniform, a cloak full of torn patches fluttering in the wind, waving a long sword in his hand, just like that. He rushed towards her bravely:

"Kudou—! I'm here to save you—!"

This scene... is so handsome!

Shinko, who was rescued by Hattori Heiji and thus given a chance to come back to life, is so moved that his nose is about to fly out... Even if your teeth are covered with shreds of seaweed, I will not dislike you!

I saw Hattori Heiji, who had broken through the siege, holding Xinzi's wrist tightly with one hand to protect her, and wielding the long sword in his other hand to fight with the members of those roots, quite a demeanor of killing all directions.

"I thought I was a non-chief, but you are a heavy non-chief...It turned out that your character design was endowed with full kendo skills! So in the end, I was the only non-chief!" Throwing the enemy a distance Finally, Xinzi sighed out of breath.

Hattori Heiji replied quite bluntly:

"No, no, in fact, I don't know what skills my character is given. Kendo is something I already know in real life. I have practiced it since I was a child."

Xinzi: "...", so it's all my fault that I rely too much on black technology in real life, and I don't pay attention to the training of my own strength at all, so I have become a waste wood?dad!It's all your fault for not enrolling me in martial arts classes in Hawaii!

"By the way, I heard those people call you 'Uchiha Shinko' just now. Your setting in the game belongs to the Uchiha family! Can you open a kaleidoscope? Can Susano do it?"

Xinzi: "..."