[Comprehensive] IQ is not a problem

Didan Primary School——

"Tennis game?" Xinzi, who was packing her schoolbag, couldn't help frowning when she heard the words of teacher Kobayashi who suddenly came to her before school.

I don’t know when, Mr. Kobayashi, who has been conquered by the charm of this extremely smart transfer student in the class (new son: it’s Mary Su’s halo!), please ask:

"Edogawa-san, you are the best motorist among the first-year students, and I heard that you still have a little tennis foundation, which is considered an introduction to tennis, so I will leave the tennis competition to you, okay?"

Didan's strengths in sports club activities are football, karate, etc. The tennis club basically belongs to the members who generate electricity with love, especially in the elementary school.There is no tennis class in the elementary school physical education class, and the few members of the tennis club who use love to generate electricity are all senior students.So much so that in the inter-school tennis match of the primary school group that will be held in Mihua Town soon, the lower-grade group of Didan Primary School cannot send anyone, and will soon face the fate of being forced to abstain.

In this regard, the principal of Didan Primary School said: It is not terrible to lose, but the terrible thing is to kneel without even playing!Even if it is to give away the head, you have to get the head!

"So you decided to give away my human head?" Xinzi's eyes twitched.

Mrs. Xiaolin smiled awkwardly, and clasped his hands together to convey the principal's meaning, "The principal said, it doesn't matter if you don't win a game, just play bravely... Uh, but, it's best not to lose too much." Ugly, at least serve the ball...Of course, if you are lucky..."

"Stop!" Xinzi immediately raised his little hand, and righteously stopped more unrealistic fantasies in the future.

Well, it's okay, as long as she can pass the ball, as long as she can pass the ball, it will be fine...

……

"boom--!"

A yellow tennis ball was sent out with no special effects... It fell to the ground under the force of gravity before it crossed the net.

The only tennis court in Didan Elementary School, the young detective team and Mr. Xiaolin, who were watching: "..."

Standing at the bottom line, Xinzi holding a tennis racket silently turned his head away, muttering:

"...It's all Newton's fault."

...Made, what a shame!How could a Marysu have such an embarrassment!

If it weren't for the limitations of her current body, with the body of "Kudo Shinko", she could at least hit the ball on the net!

Tsk, in fact, she originally considered whether she, who has already stood at the top of the Japanese middle school women's football field, should switch to tennis, but since watching Li Haida's fairy fight in the tennis exhibition match...she was not sure Whether he could survive on the tragic tennis court, so the career change plan was shelved indefinitely.

Teacher Kobayashi on the side immediately applauded to comfort the young heart of the students, "It's okay, it's already great, Edogawa-san, teacher, I just swing the racket empty every time, and I can't even touch the ball."

Ayumi, who is the number one fan girl, also encouraged, "Conan-chan, you can practice more, you will be fine. Your sports performance is the first in the whole grade, and even many boys can't compare with you!"

Xinzi lowered her head, looking at the tennis racket in her hand, lost in memory.

[When serving the ball, you must first stabilize your emotions, otherwise the whole muscle will become tense. You can pat the ball a few times on the spot to let yourself gradually enter a stable state. 】

The yellow ball bounced back and forth a few times between the racket and the ground, and Xinzi's arm was not as tense as before.

[When throwing the ball, do not hook your fingers or shake your wrist, these small movements will affect the stability and rotation of the ball.Remember, the ball is supposed to be thrown into the air, not into the sky. 】

Throw it up, throw it up, throw it up steadily... When the left hand was throwing the small ball, Xinzi meditated in his heart to give himself a hint.

[When you swing the racket and hit the ball at the end, you should do it in one go, and explode your strength the moment you reach the hitting point. 】

When calculating with his eyes and feeling the tennis ball reach the hitting point with his body, Xinzi was also full of energy and ready to hit the final blow.

【Then...you can knock down the biggest orange, hahahahaha! 】

Eh?Huh?

At this last and most critical moment, the guy's laughter like a sand sculpture echoed inexplicably in his mind, and his eyes looking up at the sky also saw the falling tennis balls as big oranges in a daze, and then...

"Boom--!"

"Edogawa-san!"

"Conan sauce!"

"Ah... nosebleed, nosebleed... hurry to the infirmary!"

Once again, the tennis ball fell straight down under the force of gravity, but this time it hit her in the face, right in the door!

... Newton I hate you!

Also, didn't smash the phase!Her flourishing beauty full of Mary Su Shengguang!

……

The nosebleed stopped quickly, but Xinzi looked left and right in the mirror until he was sure that his charming little face was preserved without damage, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

Damn it, whenever she sees a tennis ball now, she will think of Echizen Ryuya's big face gnawing on an orange...or just gnaw on it without peeling the orange!Don't be afraid to eat a mouthful of insecticide!

At this moment, a call came from the cell phone, and it was "Ninko Kudo"'s cell phone call!

Xinzi immediately ran out of the infirmary in a hurry, found a place where no one was around, and did not forget to take out the black technology of the voice-changing bow.

"Ah, Xinzi, you finally answered the phone!" After waiting for a while, Xiao Lan thought that she would not be able to wait for Xinzi to answer the phone.

Xinzi: "Ah... I didn't have my phone with me just now, I'm sorry... Lan, what's wrong...?"

"Ah! Xinzi! You guys are hiding too deep! When did you catch such a handsome guy!" On the other end of the phone, before Xiaolan had time to say anything, she was suddenly intruded by the boss of the garden. The voice was interrupted, "What's the name of that handsome guy? How old is he? How did you know each other? How long have you known each other?"

It sounds more and more like the seven aunts and eight aunts want to dig out the eighteen generations of the son-in-law's ancestors, Xinzi immediately stopped:

"Stop stop! You... what are you talking about? What handsome guy?"

On the other end, Xiaolan finally got back the phone and told the whole story:

"Xinzi, a boy who looked like a high school student came to the school today. He asked about you as soon as he entered the school, saying that he was looking for you. We told him that you were absent from school during this time, and he seemed very sorry. He said that he usually lives overseas, and this time he came back just to see you again."

... Pull it down!That guy obviously came back to China to renew his Japanese passport that was about to expire!Come to see her just by the way!Pretending to be an affectionate wolf with a big tail!

After Xinzi finished roaring inwardly, he confessed to Xiaolan:

"Well, in short, if he comes to school to look for me again, you tell him that I won't be going back to school in a short time... No, I guess he won't come to school again either."

Although it was only a short summer in Hawaii two years ago, he still could figure out that guy's personality.He will not stop for anyone easily, even if he is affectionate, he will never be obsessed, and he is so free and easy that it makes people itch but admires and envies.

And Yuanzi couldn't wait to get back the phone, persistently inquiring about the handsome guy's message:

"Xinzi, you haven't told me who that handsome guy is!"

Miss Yuanzi will never give up knowing that she will not reveal anything, and Xinzi can only introduce concisely:

"Oh, his name is Echizen Ryuya. He has a brother and a cat at home, but he is more keen on being a homeless man playing tennis. He is currently practicing the grand goal of wandering around the world."

...Why does it drop down immediately after hearing your introduction like this.The corners of Miss Yuanzi's eyes twitched uncontrollably.

Now, even Xiaolan couldn't help but want to gossip:

"How did you meet this boy named Echizen Ryuya?"

"Didn't I go to Hawaii with my parents two summers ago..." Xinzi recalled.

"Again, it's Hawaii again?!" Xiaolan felt her scalp go numb when she heard this high-frequency word.

However, it seems that after returning from Hawaii that summer vacation, Xinzi's whole body seemed to be opened up, and he learned everything about flying a plane, driving a speedboat, dismantling bombs, and masturbating with guns.

...Hawaii is really a magical place.

"Do you still want to hear it?" Xinzi drooped his eyelids.

Xiaolan: "...please continue."

"In short, he happened to be employed by a tennis club in Hawaii for a short time at that time. The owner of that club was actually running an underground casino or something, so match-fixing was inevitable. Later, I exposed the match-fixing The truth, it should be said that I formed a relationship with him. Well, my detective career was just fledgling at that time, and my experience points were not enough after all. I only cared about exposing the truth without sufficient experience in dealing with the enemy, so I was retaliated by that black-hearted boss. As a result , It was he who turned and saved me... No, there is no so-called position issue for that guy at all, it depends entirely on his mood. Later, in Hawaii Beach, Hawaii Volcano, Hawaii Zoo, Hawaii Museum and other places There were murder cases one after another. Well, in short, that summer was quite ups and downs." After recalling, Xinzi still did not forget to comment and summarize.

Xiaolan & Yuanzi: ... No, I think it's more your fault. Hawaii is not easy either!

"Although I feel a little bit sorry for Hawaii, it still sounds so romantic! It's like a plot in a novel! Xinzi, you are so mean, you keep hiding such romantic things, and you don't share them with us. "Yuanzi suddenly felt that Xinzi's luck was so good, and said that his EQ was so low that it made people despair.

Hearing Yuanzi's tone of "sisters, you are so mean", Xinzi expressed that he was going to complain:

"When did I hide it from you? I told you before that I had a white moonlight."

Yuanzi & Xiaolan: "..." Uh, they didn't take Xinzi's claim that he had Bai Yueguang as a serious matter before, because they always felt that the EQ of Xinzi was equal to IQ with a minus sign in front of it. For a human being, the difficulty of getting enlightened in this aspect is simply equivalent to turning back the flow of water in the blossoming of a cycad tree.

Regarding this "amazing" enlightenment, Yuanzi couldn't wait to ask the follow-up:

"Later, what happened to you two later? Did he come to Japan this time just to pursue you?!"

Xinzi replied calmly: "He asked me when I was in Hawaii two years ago, do you want to try dating him?"

"Eh?! Then how did you answer him?!" Yuanzi suddenly felt that her girlish heart had reached its peak, and it was about to reach the climax of this idol drama!

Hearing Yuanzi's question, Xinzi immediately lowered his eyelids, and replied in a tone of "Are you stupid, you still need to ask such a simple question":

"Of course I refused. Sherlock Holmes said that love is the most intelligent thing. I am going to be a detective!"

Yuanzi had already thought about the development of both deep love and sadomasochistic love in his heart... but he never expected that it would be such a ghostly development!

Well, well, it's very Kudo.

...Sure enough, you shouldn't have any expectations for the love brain of an idiot whose EQ has given all his IQ!

……

After school, before leaving the campus, Xinzi went directly to the locker room to change into her complete sportswear.

She remembered that on the way home, there was a street tennis court.

"You guys, you don't need to follow." Xin Zi, who was carrying a huge tennis bag borrowed from the tennis club of Yong Aidan, looked helplessly at the three followers behind him.

Although she is very reluctant to participate in the tennis match of the children's group, since she is forced to play, she has to show some Marysu demeanor... If the time comes because she can't serve the ball, she will directly give the opponent "loveiszero" "It's too embarrassing to send love or something!It was simply a big stain on her life, Mary Sue!

Ah, although one day in the future when the large size can be held permanently, what happened to the small size in the vest can be reversed.

...But it is still embarrassing!

That being the case, let's be a hard-working Mary Sue, no matter what, I have to practice suddenly for a few days to look decent.And elementary school students are still in the tennis court of the elementary school junior group, no matter what, there will be no scenes of gods fighting like in the middle school tennis world.If it is really unfortunate... God, please save me while I have my last breath.

"It's too pitiful for Conan-chan to practice alone, so let us accompany you!" Ayumi said with love from her teammates.

Xinzi: ...No, please let me enjoy the romance alone.

"Conan-chan, if you get thirsty after practicing, I can help you run errands to the convenience store to buy water." Yuantai said very considerately.

Xinzi: ... I'm worried that when you enter the convenience store, you will be attracted by the eel rice bento next to the mineral water.

"Ah, Conan-chan, you don't want us to watch it because you're afraid that you won't be able to practice well at first, so you don't want us to watch it? It's okay, it's not something to be ashamed of, and we will cheer you up!" Mitsuhiko said. It looks like the vice has discovered the truth.

Xinzi: ..., ..., ... shut up.

In the end, the four members of the Boy Detective Team came to the street tennis court together. Seeing that someone was already playing, Xinzi was taken aback for a moment.

Normally, this relatively old tennis court is not crowded, but it turned out to be such an unlucky thing today.

The two middle school students who were practicing saw a group of children coming, especially after seeing the new kid standing in the middle carrying a huge tennis bag, they also said kindly:

"Can you wait another 10 minutes for us? We were supposed to train here for an hour today, and it's almost done now."

"Well, no problem." Xinzi naturally had no objection to this, and put down the tennis bag that was a bit heavy for a seven-year-old child while speaking, and used the 10 minutes to do warm-up activities.

Although she is only a beginner in tennis, she is a top player in football, so she is very professional in doing warm-up exercises.

Soon, 10 minutes passed, and Xinzi also completed the warm-up exercise.

Those two middle school students who were sweating profusely also encouraged each other, "We should work hard in this year's middle school league", "Although unfortunately we are in the same district as Qingge, but don't give up, maybe a miracle will come!" , while preparing to pack his equipment.

"Ah, little sister, we have already practiced, you use..."

Just when one of the junior high school students said this to Xinzi and asked the group of elementary school students to use the venue, he was suddenly interrupted before he could finish speaking.

"Dad, it happens that there is no one in this field. Well, although this field is old and dilapidated, let's make it a little bit today."

"Well, let's just leave it at that for now. Let's go to a club that is worthy of our father and son's skills and have a good game on the weekend."

I saw a father and son walking over, talking like this while stepping directly into the tennis court defiantly.

"That...well, I'm sorry, these kids came first, so it's their turn to use the venue now." A middle school student reminded aloud.

And after the father and son whose surname was Sasaki looked down and saw a few small potatoes over there, they laughed wildly in an instant.

"Hahaha, please, what kind of tennis can a few children play, it's a waste to let them use the court." Little Sasaki said full of contempt and sarcasm.

Old Sasaki even waved his hand directly, "At this time, kids, hurry up and go home and watch your cartoons."

Hearing what these two people said, the Detective Boys were naturally quite unconvinced. The reckless Yuan Tai immediately retorted:

"How can it be like this! We were the first to arrive!"

Ayumi echoed: "That's it! That's it!"

Mitsuhiko also argued with reason: "This is a public tennis court, not a private place. No matter what, it should be first-come, first-served!"

And Xinzi looked at the father and son in front of him like a fool... Do you know who you have offended?You guys want to force me to activate the secret skill "Death Smile" so as to provoke a murder incident on the tennis court, but have you ever been addicted to the protagonist of the incident?

I saw Xinzi looked at the old Sasaki with contempt and contempt, the yellow one among the row of big white teeth exposed by the laughing old Sasaki:

"Uncle, please don't show your big yellow teeth. It will affect the appearance of the city and pollute people's eyes. And uncle, don't you brush your teeth? It's very unhygienic...It smells so bad."

While talking, they deliberately pinched each other and conveyed "Get away from me, you dung beetle" with their eyes.

"This is my gold tooth! Gold teeth! Pure gold! Do you know the origin of my nickname 'Golden Retriever' in the tennis world!" The enraged old Sasaki immediately went into a rage.

"I've never heard of it." Xinzi replied with a frank face, and then tilted his head, "'Golden Retriever' or something... a big golden retriever? Are you a dog? Sorry, in comparison, I It still belongs to the cat faction, so we don't get along."

Old Sasaki was trembling with anger, "You stinky brat!"

Xinzi was secretly cheering up in his heart...Come on!come on!It's almost time to stun this old ghost!

At this time, the little Sasaki who was on the side spoke up, posing as a master of "how lonely invincibility is", and said thick-skinned:

"Well, in this world where the weak are prey to the strong, the strong are respected, and the strong deserve to have everything. This venue is the same. Let's have a contest, and whoever wins will use this venue."

... What kind of prey on the weak is simply bullying the weak!The two middle school students over there felt that the knowledge of the pair of Sasaki and his son in front of them was constantly refreshing their understanding of "shameless".

So he couldn't help but say:

"Hey, the other party is a primary school student... You don't need to compete to know the result of this kind of contest, it's too bullying!"

The new son also raised his small fist to protest, "That's it! That's it! Shameless! Shameless!", Mad, that is to say, let you show off on the tennis court. If you put it on the football, the old lady will send you to heaven. You stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

Two middle school students: ... Please!little sister!You stop for a while!Don't add fuel to the fire!

"You stinky girl!" The little Sasaki who was scolded for being shameless immediately reached out and wanted to grab Xinzi by the collar to lift her up.

Just at such a moment...

"boom!"

"Ow—!"

A chubby thing hit Sasaki's face, and made his face bloom... Ah, no, the orange that hit his face smashed and bloomed on his face, the rotten pulp and sticky juice fucked him It's so embarrassing.

Seeing his son being made like this, old Sasaki immediately became angry, "Who did it!"

I saw an extra person on the terraced stands next to the stadium. I didn’t know when there was another person, and I saw that the person was still shaking another orange in his hand, and then jumped up and gracefully jumped off the stands. The hoodie with the hood off:

"What the little lady said just now is correct, she is indeed shameless."

Accompanied by a familiar voice, the man came step by step from the setting sun.

Xinzi's eyes widened, and he looked at him in surprise, his voice was a little dry for a while: "Dragon...Dragon..."

The young detective team on the side naturally recognized the boy, and immediately shouted joyfully like a savior:

"Brother Echizen—!"

Sasaki and Son: Echizen?Where did I hear it?

The author has something to say: I don’t know if you have any impression of Sasaki and his son. The cannon fodder in the early days of Net King, both father and son were repaired by Ryoma.

And, after thinking about it, I definitely don't want to come to Hawaii for a memory.If it’s really Long Ya’s superior male lead in the end, then after the full text is finished, I’ll write a special episode of Memoirs of Hawaii; if the last male lead isn’t Long Ya… then the Hawaiian chapter, please make up your own brains~