[Comprehensive] IQ is not a problem

Just as the three of them stood at the gate and posed, the door of room 702 next door was opened, and the hostess came out. She was a very elegant western lady.

The lady looked at the three middle school students standing in the corridor with a puzzled expression.

"Good...Goodafternoon, madao." Kise adjusted himself immediately, re-displaying his image of a handsome, polite and perfect boy in the eyes of outsiders.

Xinzi nudged Kise gently with his elbow, "It should be 'madam', 'madao' is synonymous with uncle uncle in Japanese...but, well, don't be nervous, this guy who just came to Japan not long ago Madame probably doesn’t know much about this aspect of culture yet.”

"Oh, oh." Huang Lai, a scumbag, can barely count the entire English alphabet. Ryota nodded in a daze, exclaiming inwardly that it was so dangerous.

And this lady, who is actually at the tenth level of Japanese... can only show an embarrassed but polite smile.

No way, in order to save face for this child, I had no choice but to pretend that I don’t know Japanese, so——

"#*%*#&**##..."

The above is the dark substance formed in Kise Ryota's ears when he watched the lady's mouth open and close.

Kise quietly asked Kurokawa Saki beside him, "What is she talking about? Also, what is Kudo-senpai talking to her again?"

Shahi Kurokawa, who was also being instilled with unknown dark substances in his ears, also had a confused face, howling in his heart... what to do!She's going to expose her scumbag attributes in front of Kise-kun!

At this moment, Xinzi finally ended the Niaoyu dialogue "intimately", turned around, shrugged and said:

"I just want to ask this lady if she has seen any strange faces in this building recently, or has she noticed anything unusual. Unfortunately, no."

While speaking, the elevator had already arrived, and this young western lady also waved goodbye to the three children:

"Oh, elevator is coming, bye~"

After finishing speaking, he walked into the elevator, and the elevator door closed.

However, at such a moment, Xinzi's eyes widened and his brain stepped on the switch!

next second...

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--!"

Xinzi suddenly burst out laughing, laughing happily, making Kise and Kurokawa next to him dumbfounded.

"Hahaha...cough cough, water, water!" Xinzi, who laughed too much, hurriedly yelled.

Oh my god, I burst my throat out of laughter.

Kise hurriedly went back to the house and brought out a bottle of water. After Xinzi solved his throat problem with a drink of cattle, he threw the water bottle to Saki Kurokawa next to him, and then just brought two "little followers"... The gate of 702 next door is gone.

Kurokawa: "...Huh?"

Kise: "...Eh? Eh——?!"

What is this for? !

Xinzi ignored the shouts of the two people behind him, and murmured to himself while knocking on the door, "The children should be out of school by this time."

Finally, the door was slowly opened, and a little carrot raised its head to look at the three people in front of it.

"Hi, Max..." Kise greeted this cutie of mixed race.

However, in the next second, Xinzi suddenly bent down to look for the moon in the sea, and without any explanation, he raised the little Max's armpit with both hands, picked him up, and handed him to Huang Lai.

"Here, your idiot little fan is here." After finishing speaking, Xinzi hurriedly put down the little tender meat again.

Tsk, looking at the little one, it sank to death, okay!Time to burn your calories, boy!

Kise couldn't believe it, "You, you mean those things were all done by Max?!"

Little Max was also trembling with fright at the moment, especially this strange sister who just picked her up... so scary!

"Hey, Kudo, you are still a child after all, your expression is too scary!" Kurokawa Saki squatted down and hugged the trembling little Max to comfort him.

"Oh? Is there?" Xinzi blinked, then raised his hand to pat his face, twisted his stiff facial muscles, and then showed a self-conceited expression, looking down at Max like a big devil who sees through everything, " there is only one truth--!"

Kise & Kurokawa: "...", you look even scarier now, okay?

Max: "...", Woohoo, mom!There is bad silver!help me!

Xinzi: ...Aren't I supposed to be handsome now? !

"Ahem, anyway..." Xinzi cleared his throat to divert the awkward and awkward atmosphere at the moment, and then said seriously: "The reason why the person who harassed you disappeared within three seconds Without a trace, it’s not that he ran out of this floor, but went directly to the next door. As for you didn’t see anyone outside through the cat’s eye, well, this little guy just nodded like this. Surely you won't see it."

"You, why did you think of this? How did you think of Max?" After being puzzled, Kise was even more surprised and puzzled.

"What opened my mind was the phrase 'elevatoriscoming' that Max's mother said just now. Americans generally use the word 'elevator', but the British use 'lift', which means that although their family is I moved from the UK, but Max's mother should be American." While explaining, Xinzi took out the idiot letters in his pocket and pointed to the date written at the bottom of each letter, " Here, the dates of these letters are all written in the order of 'month, day, year', which is the date writing format that Americans are used to, and the British should be 'day, month, year'. So If you think about it all together, it's not hard to figure out who the little troublemaker behind this is."

Kurokawa Saki stared blankly at Xinzi, although he didn't want to admit it, but this annoying guy seemed to be really shining at the moment... Cough, only a little bit!A little bit!

"Remember, you said you would never like me, don't let the slap in the face come so fast, hold on, Kurokawa-san." Xinzi threw a small look at her, and gave her a cheap Xi smile.

Kurokawa Shahi suddenly felt that the light on this person's body had turned into a cloud of pitch-black poisonous gas, which could poison people to death, "...you are really annoying."

On the other side, Kise knelt down, touched Max's little head, and asked patiently:

"Hey, Max, why did you secretly write me...um, a letter like that?"

That kind of letter reads like it would be written by an idiot and a perverted fan. He never thought that it would be written by such a child.

Xinzi explained aloud: "You have also heard his Japanese pronunciation, and there are English mixed in Japanese. Obviously, Japanese is not well learned, so he wrote this letter. He probably just wanted to express... like you?"

"Eh? Is that so?" Kise looked at Xinzi, then turned back to look at little Max.

And Max's face turned into a red apple. After struggling for a long time, he finally summoned up the courage to say:

"Big brother, you, you... When I saw you in Akihabara, I liked you the most! I didn't expect, I didn't expect you to live next door to me!"

Kise recalled it carefully...ah, some time ago he was indeed invited to attend an event in Akihabara to stand down, and the Max family moved next door to him during those few days.

Speaking of it this way... Ha, no wonder Max felt a little shy and timid every time he saw him in the corridor. At first he thought it was because the little guy was too shy, but now it seems... it turned out that he liked him so much. Sorry, oops, really.

Kise scratched his blond hair with a little helplessness and a little pride. As an idol who can take all ages, he is really a little distressed.

However, in the next second, I saw Max clenched his fists, with little stars in his eyes, and said excitedly and adoringly:

"Big Brother, you... Big Brother, you are actually Gilgamesh!"

Kise, who was still immersed in his small world of self-satisfaction a second ago, said in this second: "..."

Kurokawa: "...!", Kise-kun, Kise-kun, is he alright? !

Xinzi: "...?", Gilgamesh?The hero king of the Sumerian period before 3000 AD?What does this have to do with this average neon middle school student in the 21st century AD?Why do you get involved in this?

And Huang Lai was about to cry at this moment.That's right, the last time he went to the Akihabara platform was the anniversary event of the Fate series, and the organizer asked him to play Gilgamesh because...he bumped into faces very well, and the performance was extremely realistic.

...In the end, the little boy in front of him really took him for Gilgamesh!

Feeling so confused that he was in another dimension, Xinzi hurriedly took out his mobile phone to search online, but after entering "Gilgamesh", the content displayed on the homepage of the search engine was not some historical data, but ...Well, how should I put it, this face that swipes the screen...Kise-kun, you really are Gilgamesh Benshi!

At this moment, Max raised his face and shouted excitedly:

"Hey, hey, can you show me your Noble Phantasm!"

"Can you put on your golden armor and let me see it!"

"Uh... can't you? Isn't the King of Heroes very strong?"

Seeing that Kise didn't respond for a long time, Max lowered his head in disappointment and fear.

Xinzi, who has roughly understood what is going on, feels that she is about to witness a reality drama in which a child is awakened from a fairy tale in a dream. Just like when she was a child, she worshiped Sherlock Holmes, and even fantasized about being a fairy tale when she grows up. His Watson Two, and after realizing that Holmes is just a fictional character...she decides to like Curly.

However, at this moment, what I didn't expect was——

"Hmph, of course, this king is of course the strongest." Kise entered the play in a second, imitating a certain golden pickup truck so vividly, coupled with this appearance that is [-]% similar, when he said that famous saying It is as if the deity descended, "The king will admit it, the king will allow it, and the king will bear the whole world."

Seeing this scene, Max was so excited that he let out a penguin cry, and he almost waved a placard and shouted "Long live my king!".

Saki Kurokawa: Kise-kun's acting skills are great!High season!

Xinzi: ...you just liberated your secondary attributes, Kise-kun.

……

After finally coaxing the excited little Max back to his home, Xinzi jokingly said:

"I didn't expect you, Kise-kun, to cooperate with the child so patiently. The 'Idiot Letter' written by this child obviously caused you a lot of trouble."

"Well, let's just treat it as a cute little misunderstanding. Besides, you have to keep a little fantasy for children. After all, being an adult is really hard." Kise smiled, and then said with great interest: "I just How was the performance? Not bad? How about this sentence...'Huh, miscellaneous repair'! Ah, no, no, I always feel a little too embarrassed to say this, let me practice first."

Saki Kurokawa is naturally an obsessive fan, applauding without explanation:

"No, Kise-kun, you act too much! If the Fate series makes a live-action movie, you must play the role of Gilgamesh!"

Xinzi quite agrees with this... Well, that's right, he is indeed the best candidate, and he can save even the styling fee, so it doesn't feel inappropriate to just go up and shoot like this.

Turning his back, Kise practiced Gilgamesh's catchphrase again. He always felt that it was a little more shameful to say such words to the two girls.

After adjusting his state, he took on the attitude of Gilgamesh's arrogant king who looked down on everything, and said these words with the contempt of a king.

And at the moment when he said it, the elevator door facing him opened with a "ding--".

The moment the elevator opened, the boy with colorful hair was greeted by a crazy expression and a crazy sentence——

"Hmph, miscellaneous repair!"