[Comprehensive] IQ is not a problem

"Xiao Nan~ I bought everything you wanted for you."

Saiki Kurumi walked in carrying a shopping bag. She went to the hypermarket today to grab a limited-time auction, and naturally sold everything the family needed.

Saiki Kusuo took the shopping bag full of the goods he wanted: Thank you, Mom.

"But when I got to the mall today, the coffee jelly was sold out."

When he heard these words from his mother, Saiki Kusuo's whole world seemed to be dark.

Saiki Kurumi, who has a full level of natural attributes, has not yet noticed that his son is unlovable at the moment, and still looks at the room casually with a smile on his face, and then sees...

"Ah, Xiaonan, what is that?" Saiki Kurumi pointed to the one sitting on the ground in the corner...

I saw Xinzi sitting on the ground motionless with such a formative smile on his face, without blinking his eyes.

Saiki Kusuo: ...It's a doll.

Saiki Kurumi walked a few steps closer and looked it over carefully, then said to this "doll"——

"Kawaii! And the degree of simulation is really high! Hey, hey, Xiaonan, are you going to buy it for a girl? Mo~ Really, Xiaonan, you have reached this age." Saiki Kurumi My family has the feeling of a young child growing up, and I almost have to take out a small handkerchief.

Saiki Kusuo: ...

He refused to answer this question, so keep silent.

"But..." Saiki Kurumi always felt that there was something wrong with this doll, and after thinking about it, he finally found out what was wrong, and asked as if waking up from a dream, "Xiaonan, why did you put your clothes on the doll? "

If possible, Kusuo Saiki would really like to complain that the color matching of this kind of clothing does not look like his style, and even if it is trousers, it is still a female style!

Saiki Kusuo: To keep out dust and dust.

"Ah, so that's the case."

Saiki Kurumi easily accepted this statement, until she left her son's bedroom and went down the stairs, she suddenly thought of a question... She remembered that she had never seen that dress before, huh?Did Xiaonan buy it new?

Hmm... well~ forget it.

……

When only each other was left in the room, Xinzi, who was sitting motionless, finally took a deep breath and collapsed, desperately rubbing his eyes that were about to pop out...Made, put some eyes on her Potion.

Next time, let's have a closed-eyed look. The name of this doll is "Thinking Little Mary".

"By the way, you haven't told me who you are yet?" At the end of this episode, Xinzi asked the previous question that Qi Mu complained about "the reflex arc is too long".

Saiki Kusuo: Saiki Kusuo.

"...I'm not interested in your name." Xinzi's eyes narrowed into dead fish eyes, and he went straight to the point, "I want to ask, why can you guess what I'm thinking?"

Saiki Kusuo: Because I am a psychic.

The room was silent for three seconds.

one two Three……

"Wahhahahahaha!" Xinzi laughed wildly as if he had heard a big joke, laughing until tears were about to come out, "Young man, the second grade is a disease! It needs to be cured! Do you still feel pregnant? You with superpowers are carrying the heavy responsibility of saving the world? Come on, read the spell that leads to another world!"

Saiki Kusuo: ...

In the next second, Xinzi... saw a ghost.

I saw this big living person standing in front of me just disappear out of thin air!

Saiki Kusuo: Don't keep yelling in your heart, it's annoying to listen to.I didn't disappear, I was right in front of you, but I just used the super power of invisibility.

Superpowers or something, facts speak louder than words.

Xinzi: "If you feel noisy and annoying, then don't eavesdrop on what I'm saying!"

Saiki Kusuo: The superpower of telepathy is activated on its own and is not under my control at all. If possible, I also hope that one day I can get rid of this ability.

After finishing speaking, the next second, Saiki Kusuo, who had automatically released the stealth function, suddenly appeared in front of Xinzi again.

"Woo-!" The startled Xinzi fell to the ground.

Saiki Kusuo: I can make myself and the objects I touch transparent for about 10 minutes.

"Then why didn't you use this ability to make me transparent just now! Then I don't have to pretend to be a doll!" Xinzi said that her eyes are still sore now, okay?

Saiki Kusuo: If I showed you this superpower right then, who knows what your reaction would be, and if you accidentally touched my mother just now, the invisibility would be canceled automatically.Also, isn't it your own idea to pretend to be a doll?

Xinzi: ... Uh, it seems that this is right.

Of course, compared to these things, what shocked her even more at this moment was that people with superpowers... the metaphysics of this world really exists!Even if this world does not talk about science, it should talk about science!Why is this happening!

Saiki Kusuo, who couldn't automatically turn off the telepathy function, naturally heard Xinzi's cry in his heart just now: There are indeed many things in this world that science cannot explain, but what the hell is "Ke Xue"?

"'Ke Xue' is..." Xinzi felt that it was troublesome to explain this question. After coughing a few times, he stretched out his right thumb and pointed at himself. My name is 'Edogawa Conan'."

Saiki Kusuo: Why can you add such a setting to yourself so naturally, and, "Edogawa Conan" sounds like a boy's name, right?

Xinzi's explanation for this is: "Because the pronunciation of the name 'Kezi' is too ugly, it's almost like a flock of pigeons calling "chun."

Saiki Kusuo: ...Why are you obsessed with the word "Ke", and your metaphor is too bad!

After recovering from the shock of Saiki Kusuo's identity, Shinko was finally able to calm down and think about what happened to her today.

Thinking back to the scene that changed her destiny... the woman fired several shots at her hiding place, forcing her to show up. Immortal sprayed right into her mouth, and then the woman stepped forward to grab her and tried desperately to get the medicine out of her throat...

Due to the superpower that cannot be turned off, the series of things Xinzi recalled was also forced into Saiki Kusuo's brain.He who has always kept his face paralyzed and speechless, his expression rarely changes at this moment... His face can't help turning a little pale, he really wants to vomit at this moment.

And Xinzi's reaction after recalling is——

"I think I want to go to Santuchuan." She covered her face and sighed hopelessly...Made!It's so fucking disgusting!Such a disgusting thing happened to her!After being tarnished, she is no longer a sparkling diamond-level Mary Sue!

Saiki Kusuo pointed to the window: Then please don't jump carelessly towards there.

"By the way... By the way, you saved me, right? How did you save me? What was the situation at the time? Did you drive the bad guys away with superpowers?" Xinzi stared at The color scheme in front of me does not seem to be so killer, and it seems to be a superpower who is more pleasing to the eye.

Regarding the starry eyes cast on him, Saiki Kusuo unceremoniously flushed the toilet with a basin of cold water, and stated the bleak truth to the person in front of him: Unfortunately, no, to be precise, I just picked you up .When I found you in that block, you were placed in a very inconspicuous place. It was really hard to find if you didn’t look carefully, and it was covered by a cardboard box. If you were equipped with stray dogs and a radio, The MADAO three-piece set is complete.When I passed by there, I happened to witness your body change from big to small. At first, I thought you were also a person with superpowers, so I picked you up first with special care for the same kind.But it doesn't look like it now, you are just an unlucky ghost who took poison by mistake.

Although I really want to refute that Saiki Kusuo actually described her as a Mary Su as a MADAO, but Xinzi has more important things to think about at this moment, and his brain is spinning rapidly to integrate the whole process.

Well, in fact, it is roughly the same as the BGM that is well-known to women and children. After all, she still can't get rid of the setting of shrinking her body.

But there was one thing she couldn't understand...

"By the way, was there anyone else lying beside me?" Xinzi asked.

Saiki Kusuo: No, only you.

Strange, this is even more strange, she really can't understand why that woman would do this?

That's right, it was the woman who indirectly caused her to swallow the poison. Because the woman was wearing a motorcycle helmet at the time, she couldn't see the other person's face clearly.But she remembered that when she swallowed the poison by mistake, the woman was very anxious to get the medicine out of her mouth, and even yelled at her to spit it out and not to swallow it... It stands to reason that she discovered the secret of the organization , that woman should just take this opportunity to kill her, right?And after that, Ueno Takuo's subordinate died, but the woman moved her hastily and temporarily hid her. No matter how you look at it, it looks like she is trying to protect her?

This is very wrong, why did that woman protect her?

But no matter what, the root of all evil is...

Saiki Kusuo who received the overly hot gaze: Huh?Why are you looking at me like that?

I saw Xinzi put his hands together, with a pious face, and borrowing the power of his loli face at the moment, he said in a cute voice:

"Master Almighty God, can you help me find the organization that drugged me and get back the antidote? Of course, I have no objection to eliminating them by the way."

However, this cute holy light still failed to melt the paralyzed face of the gods, and Saiki Kusuo's reply was still straightforward and merciless:

I reject.