[Comprehensive] IQ is not a problem

Do you want to be a Mary Sue?

Do you want to be a heartthrob Mary Sue?

Do you want to be the heartthrob Mary Sue with the aura of the main character?

If the heavens slammed down such a big pie on her, but she chose to avoid it instead of catching it head-on... then her brain must be a lump of pie, the uncooked kind.

Question: What kind of standard equipment should a Marysu have?

Reply--

First, you must have a beautiful face and a perfect figure.

She thinks that judging from the love letters she receives in her desk every day, and the number of chocolates that slam into her face when she opens the shoe cabinet on various dog food festivals, her appearance is not impressive. Surprisingly, there are still campus idols.

Second, have money!rich!rich!Cough cough, important things are said three times.

I live in a big villa in downtown Tokyo, where the land is very expensive, and I go to Hawaii to drive racing cars, yachts, and planes. When I am bored, I fly to New York to watch an opera or fly to London to watch a tennis match. The family is a couple The fairy-like parents of Tianwaifei are also living around the world every day, afraid that the money will be too much to spend. Oh, by the way, her mother was once a big star who was popular all over the world, so she is not only a rich second generation but also a The second generation of stars.

Third, there must be an invincible hacking skill.

These days, how dare you call yourself Mary Sue if the tears you shed can't turn into diamonds?Ahem, although she doesn't have the priceless skill of turning tears into diamonds, she possesses another invincible secret skill - Death's Smile!Anyone who appears around her, unless they become hard-core allies with her, there is a possibility that they will be branded as dead automatically~ So don't force her to smile~

To sum up——ah, the invincible life of being born and winning directly at the finish line!Ah, this heartthrob outfit exuding the light of Mary Sue!so happy...

Nonsence!

Kudo Shinko punched the mirror in front of her, but she didn't create the sense of art that accompanied the shattering of the mirror, and her face in the mirror fell apart a little bit... I just felt that my hands hurt so much.

It's been an unknown number of days since she became Kudo Shinko, but today she still can't help but sigh.

ha?You ask who is "Kudo Shinko"?

Cough cough, BGM, start——

I am Shinichi Kudo, a high school student detective. How many times does Shinichi wash his hair...

OK, BGM, stop!

Get it now.

She became the scariest Grim Reaper in the history of Two-dimensional, and she was a sexually transformed version!

…My merciful Lord, can I ask you to take back the Marysu halo from her?She'd rather have a brain like an undercooked pie than be a heartthrob.

ha?If you ask her, since she wears it, does it mean that she has opened the perspective of God, isn't it cool?

Well, although the work of Reaper Elementary School Students is quite well-known, even those who haven’t read it, especially the student party, know the belief in "hanging Conan" before the exam... However, she has only watched the first 100 episodes of this work, and there is no Wrong, it was the first more than 100 episodes that were broadcast repeatedly on the TV station back then, and she didn't understand anything else.

So in the past, every time my roommate opened the video of the Reaper primary school student, she always shouted abnormally "Ah~ Shirley~"...she was really puzzled!

"Xinzi, are you home?"

Hearing someone calling himself outside the yard, Xinzi also opened the window and looked out.

……

"Really, Xinzi, are you planning to live on takeaways?"

While complaining, Mao Lilan used the fastest speed to make the simplest lunch for Xinzi, and then served it on the dining table.

Xin Zi, who was waiting to be fed at the other end of the dining table, retorted: "Who said you can only rely on takeaway, I still have instant noodles... Sorry, I was wrong."

Seeing that the lunch that had been served in front of him was taken away, Xinzi immediately changed his words and bowed down for the lunch without any psychological pressure.

Ah, this noodles, ah, this dish, ah, this soup...why does it still taste like instant noodles?

"Because I used the seasoning package for instant noodles." Seeing Xinzi's confusion, Mao Lilan cleared her throat and explained helplessly, "Your home kitchen doesn't have any seasoning at all. , even the noodles and those vegetables are leftovers from the last time I cooked for you!"

"Lan, your craft is really good." Xinzi immediately put gold on Xiao Xunran's face rather like a dog.

Mao Lilan put her own bowl of noodles on the table, "Don't change the subject."

Xinzi, who was fighting against the bowl of instant noodle-flavored lunch, raised his head to look at Young Shunran who was sitting opposite, and said inadvertently:

"Lan, you just called for a long time on the way to my house."

"Eh? How do you know?"

"You almost dropped your phone when you entered the door. I touched it when I helped you pick it up and felt that the phone was a little hot. And when you talked to me, you always cleared your throat subconsciously, and your voice was a little hoarse. It's obviously coming I talked for a long time before. Just now when I was talking to you while you were cooking, you were also a little slow in responding. It seems that you haven’t withdrawn from the long phone call just now. Also, even if you There was still a smile in the corner of his eyes when he scolded me... Ah, by the way, today is the Lottery lottery draw day, you, the darling of God, won the lottery again. You just called, probably talking to Maori Tell me the good news, uncle."

Xinzi rested her cheek in one hand, picked up the noodles in the bowl with chopsticks in the other hand, and couldn't help but marvel at Mao Lilan's koi physique... So, compared to her, Mao Lilan is the real Marysu!People can summon wealth at will, but she summons murders, murders... and bombings.

"Xinzi, you're still so good." Even though he knew that You Xunran was a famous high school detective who could deduce the occupation of someone just by shaking hands, Mao Lilan was still astonished because his reaction just now was all right. I couldn't help admiring Young Shunran.

While sucking on the noodles, Xinzi continued:

"However, Lan, it is recommended that you do not call for too long. Because the eardrum is in a state of vibration when making a call, which will stimulate the secretory glands in the ear and produce a lot of earwax. According to the survey, if you make a phone call for more than an hour The earwax will increase seven hundred times. You know, earwax..."

"Earwax", "earwax" and "earwax" echoed endlessly in the ear, and Mao Lilan, who was eating, suddenly turned dark. Seeing that the other party had no intention of shutting up, he slapped the table unbearably, and leaned forward past:

"Enough, Xinzi!"

Immediately, Xinzi was so frightened that he quickly retreated and leaned against the back of the chair, and then, driven by curiosity, he couldn't help stretching out his hand...to hold the protruding part of Xiaolan's forehead hair.

"...soft." Squeezing the "sharp corner", Xinzi judged based on the feel.

"Kudo Shinko——!!!"

Facing the young tame dye who has completely run away in front of him and has the power to dismantle the Gundam King with his bare hands, Xinzi immediately surrendered:

"I was wrong! Please don't poke me with your horn! If you go down with this horn, I may die!"

She should be inspired to become a heartthrob...the kind that can be eaten by both men and women!At least you can avoid the pain of horn poking!