[Comprehensive] Since I took over the ancestors of the Honmaru

Qin Xunzhen knew that Yiqi Yizhen was a madman protecting his brother, but he didn't know that his "brother protecting" filter was thousands of feet thick, and the double-standard scale moved the world.He actually picked up the pot and put it on Sanriyue's back, speaking so convincingly, as if there was such a thing.

So, Mikazuki, how bad is your edge in Honmaru that your colleagues will try their best to throw the blame on you?

Looking at their bright eyes, how much you look forward to being fined to clean public toilets for a year!

Qin Xunzhen couldn't help letting out a silent sigh in his heart==

Karasuma is worthy of being the father of the sword, and he knows every way to hide the stolen goods with the sword.Obviously, he has dealt with Awataguchi a lot, and he understands how ghostly this nest of daggers is.

This time they were caught off guard, and all the stolen goods had to be uprooted.Otherwise, it will be difficult to succeed next time.

Although he likes to hear about Sanriyue cleaning the toilet, Karasuma will not allow Yiqi to go further and further on the road of educating his younger brother.

Since he refused to turn off the "beauty filter" when watching his younger brother, he had no choice but to be ruthless and pour a bucket of "cleansing oil" on them.

So, I thought that the roar of the first issue marked the end of the inspection of Awataguchi, but unexpectedly, the nightmare of 360° without dead ends has just begun.

In front of Yiqi, Karasuma walked around Awataguchi's dormitory.

He casually picked up Xiongzai on the bedside of Shinano Toshiro, and in the eyes of the dagger turned pale with shock, he gave Xiongzai a "black tiger heart".

There was only a sound of "tearing", and Xiongzai fell to the ground and died amidst the cotton wool flying.And the big devil Karasuma is holding a 18X manga in his hand, with a cold expression, as if he is independent from the world like a killer.

Shinano hissed and cried bitterly: "No—" That was a limited edition that I managed to grab!

Finally, Shinano still had a bit of reason, and understood that this was the moment of life and death for Awataguchi.His words and deeds may reduce the brothers to the point of cleaning the toilet!

Therefore, he forcibly turned his head away, forced himself to look at the "dead" bear boy, and said sadly, "Little bear, you died so badly!"

He rushed over and hugged Xiong: "You are the first gift that brother Yiqi gave me, I'm sorry, I didn't protect you well!"

The first phase of mourning: "Shinano..."

Shinano hugged the bear, his eyes were sad: "Brother Yiqi! Sanriyuedian, you actually did such a thing to Xiaoxiong!"

As if that 18X manga had nothing to do with him ==

Qin Xunzhen: ...

Many Blades: ...

Shinano, you speak from your own conscience, is this really what Mikazuki did?

Unmoved, Karasuma opened the wooden board next to Goto Toshiro's bed, and took out a thick stack of photo albums inside: "Pure X Student in High School", "X Girl on the Beach in Hawaii", "The Temptation of Yamato Nadeshiko"... …a total of 21 volumes.

Goto said with a straight face: "Ah, Sanriyuedian actually did such a thing to the bed board..."

First issue, one shock:...

Crowd: ...

Goto, I don't believe every word you say, I really don't believe it ==

With a blank expression on his face, Karasuma stepped into the exclusive bathroom at Awataguchi. Under a stack of snow-white toilet paper, he found a book of bad toilet books; Zhang; after pulling up the potted plants, he took out an album from the soil; looked through various "bedtime story books", and found that few of them were serious...

Qin Xunzhen: ...

Many Blades: ...

Karasuma, are you a devil?

How many times have you caught pornography, gambling and drugs before you can reach such proficiency?

Karasuma's eyes were indifferent, and he gave Awataguchi a "pervert" in his performance evaluation.

He knew that Awataguchi's stolen goods would never be small, but he didn't expect that this Awataguchi of Honmaru... could hide 325 copies of stolen goods in a limited space ==

You can even store books in the chandelier, it's crazy!

Karasuma said lightly: "Sankaiyue is really powerful, able to hide 325 pieces of stolen goods at Awataguchi!"

Awataguchi: ...

dad!Please spare us QAQ!

After that, it was much easier to check the bedroom.

With Awataguchi as a lesson from the past, the rest of the Swordsmanship no longer dared to be presumptuous, adhering to the principle of "leniency for confession", put their privately kept books and DVDs in a cardboard box, and handed them over to Karasuma.

For example, Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki and Izumi Mori Kanesada handed over very neatly.Moreover, the number of books is rare, and there are only six volumes in total, which really makes Ren dumbfounded.

And the "Hotoru" sword school is also refreshing, no matter whether it is Chang Zengmi Kotoru or Hachisuga Kotoru, for the sake of the only younger brother of the family, they will never touch these things.

Karasuma said with emotion: "This is a qualified parent!"

Qin Xunzhen: ...

Do you still think that your hatred value is not enough?

Yamabuki Kunihiro’s dorm room is nothing but sheets, and Odenita’s dormitory is simple and low-key, with only three or four sets of clothes for changing and washing. The bedside reading material is still a chicken soup for the soul ==

Until the multiple blades turned into the dormitory of Yaki Hasebe——

They saw Xiang Yang's place, with a large poster of Ji Jun hanging, which was exactly what she looked like correcting documents at her desk.

In fact, it's nothing, the sword is close to the owner, and it's no problem to hang some photos related to the owner in the bedroom.But the terrible thing is - Hasebe is not just hanging photos!He is seriously making offerings every day!

I saw this poster carefully enshrined in the shrine by Hasebe, with two electronic candles inserted on both sides, fruits and pastries on the small table in front, and an exquisite incense burner and three burnt incense sticks.

They found that Hasebe walked into the dormitory with gentle steps on his face, washed his hands and wiped them in a copper basin, took three sticks of incense, lit them and inserted them into the incense burner.

In the rising smoke, Hasebe turned his head sideways, as if amazed... oh no, as if frightened by time, he said to Qin Xunzhen: "My lord, there is nothing to blaspheme you in my dormitory." .”

"I will not harbor any prohibited reading materials, in front of you..." He stared at the photos in the shrine, extremely devout, "Lord, you are my life's faith."

"It's the god I'm willing to devote everything to worship day and night!"

Hasebe said affectionately: "Ji Jun, are you still satisfied with what you saw?"

Ji Jun, have you seen it?

This is the shrine I contracted for you!

Karasuma: ...

Qin Xunzhen: ...

Many Blades: ...

For the first time, all the swords standing at the door took a step back. Even if Qin Xun was as steady as an old dog, he really didn't want to step into Chang Gubu's bedroom!

She is not dead yet!What kind of confession did he make last time!What's more, a shrine has been built, and incense is offered every day!

Hasebe, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of chef's knife!You, you are just...

Suddenly, Guijia Zhenzong's eyes were red and his face was pale, as if he had received a serious blow: "I lost!"

Qin Xunzhen: ...

Tortoiseshell, wait, why don't you just shut up!

He stared at the shrine closely, his lips pale: "As expected of Hasebe - the male sword standing at the pinnacle of the chef's knife! I am not as good as you, I didn't expect you to be able to do this!"

Guijia Zhenzong clutched his chest, feeling a twinge of pain: "Special agarwood, first-class ambergris, high-definition half-length photos, it's me! I'm not as good as you!"

"There are also five-color fruits and hundred-flavored pastries for offerings. The shrine is exquisitely carved, in an excellent location, and full of lighting! Even if it is only a half-length photo of the owner, it can still be bathed in the sun and moonlight day and night, showing the demeanor of the general!"

"Hasebe, you won! I'm not as good as you!"

In the duel between masters, if you miss a move, you will lose the whole game.Kikko Sadamune understands that on the way of giving his faith to his master, he really lost to Hasebe, a male swordsman!

Hasebe stood upright on the spot, looking at his former formidable enemy and today's defeated general, with a serious expression on his face: "Game of Turtles, are you going to give up just like that when you lost to me?"

"Oh, how could it be!" Guijia Zhenzong's eyes were sharp, "I will do better than you!"

"Starting tomorrow, I will build a shrine for my master in the 'Zhenzong' Sword Sect, carve her full body image with the best gold silk nanmu, and invite Quan Honmaru Sword to worship every day! I will take a whole pig's head to worship her every day!"

The words from the bottom of my heart are moving!

I want to take a whole pig's head and enshrine her voice, which resounds throughout the entire Honmaru!

Qin Xunzhen: ...

Feeling victimized?

Many Blades: ...

Turtle Shell Hall, tomorrow we will bring a whole pig's head to Daojiechi to enshrine yours ==

Karasuma was silent for a long time, and then wrote "very sick" on Hasebe's personal evaluation, and added "very ill" to Kikko Sadamune's evaluation.

Really, don't know much about these chef's knives... what the hell are they thinking?

The bed-checking was still going on, but Zhongren's footsteps became heavy.

Fortunately, the dormitories of the Odachis are simple and convenient, and there is nothing unusual about the residence of the "Lai" faction. After checking the "Sanjo" faction, today's workload is over.

Unexpectedly, the "root of all evil" Mikazuki Munekin's sword school is neat, refreshing, classical and elegant. In addition to books on tea ceremony and clothing, there are haiku and Japanese songs on the bookshelf, as well as many musical scores and natural history.

Xiaohumaru prefers fur care books. Ishikirimaru’s collection is mostly exorcism spells, exorcism spells, and detailed explanations of the steps of shrine blessing ceremonies. Naginata Yanrong likes adventure stories, but Imaiken—

This vibrating dagger actually has three boxes of Gongdou comic books ==

Qin Xunzhen stepped forward to take a look: "The Tale of Genji", "The Legend of the Great Oku Harem", "The Counterattack of Changing Clothes", "The Secret History of Hojo" and so on.

Jinjian, what do you think these are for?

Qin Xunzhen quickly understood what Jinjian was going to do, because she accidentally found Jinjian's reading notes, the content of which was as follows——

[How the Santiao faction can gain a foothold in the harem of Honmaru, three main points must be satisfied: Attract Ji Jun's attention!Being favored by Ji Jun!Pregnant with Ji Jun's knife! 】

[How the Santiao faction should compete for favor with Ji Jun, the main thing is to satisfy three points: Shameless!shameless!shameless! 】

[How the Santiao faction can stabilize Ji Jun's favor, it mainly needs to meet three points: offer Ishikirimaru!Present the little fox balls!Offer the Trinity Moon! 】

Qin Xunzhen: ...

She opened a pair of dead fish eyes, and slowly closed Jin Jian's post-reading impressions.

At this moment, she really felt the touching brotherhood of San Tiao Pai, and couldn't help but want to shed a few crocodile tears for San Riyue.

Dagger ah dagger, she has to see them with fresh eyes ==

Whether it's Awataguchi or Sanjo faction, these short knives are really hidden. She just found out today that the most troublesome thing is not Tsurumaru, but the short knives...

What was even more unexpected to her was that the bedroom of Sanriyue, the "root of all evil", didn't even have a single pornographic book!None!

It seemed to highlight from the side that San Riyue was a gay guy, and he was not interested in pornographic books about men and women.

Qin Xunzhen: ...

Fuck!Sanriyue is really gay? !

The crescent moon in the distance: Axio——

……

Backtracking to Junwang Point, the atmosphere is still cold and gloomy today.After San Riyue was "sick in bed", Wang Dian lost all unnecessary sounds, like an ancient tomb without any life.

Three months and a half lying on a simple bed, covered with a thick quilt.A dim yellow desk lamp was lit beside the bed, and there was half a glass of warm water and a few pieces of pastries.

It seemed to be raining heavily outside, and the sound of clattering penetrated the wall into the ears.

On a night without books, music and entertainment, Sanriyue reached into her arms and took out a photo from close to her heart——

Sunny beach in Hawaii.

She propped her chin up and raised her head, her curly long hair fell off, half covered her delicate body, half bright and half dark was ambiguous.The soft golden sand adhered to her snow-colored skin, and she raised her feet in boredom, lazy and charming, but drowsy.

This is a photo he entrusted someone to take. After the photo was taken, the negatives were taken out of the person's camera.

Facts have proved that this approach is correct.

As long as I think of this unique photo lying in the palm of my hand, I will have an indescribable sense of satisfaction.

Even though thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are separated now, he is not afraid of anything other than letting some thoughts continue to ferment.Pingan Dao is not afraid of any challenge, even if it is difficult to follow the opponent's footsteps.

"Ji Jun..."

Sanriyue's eyebrows were curved, and she gently rubbed the figure on the photo with her fingertips, and whispered: "What are you doing now?"

doing what?

What else can Qin Xunzhen do?

Busy beating Tsurumaru in all directions!

She never expected that when they were busy checking the bed, Tsurumaru, who was let go after the check, would abduct Naruto to explore the castle tower, and the castle tower at that time was full of pornographic books!

Little Karasuma can be guarded against everything, but the family crane is hard to guard against.

He worked hard on the front line, but he didn't know that the rear line had already fallen!When Tsurumaru and Naruto turned over the first page of the little yellow book together and burst into admiration of "wow", the general situation is over!

Tsurumaru stared wide-eyed: "Hara, so... men and women can do this?"

Naruto's eyes widened: "Ya, so... Big Sister's body is like this!"

Tsurumaru opened his mouth wide: "So the rope can tie people like this?"

Naruto opened his mouth wide: "So that's how swimsuits are worn!"

Tsurumaru: "Wow!"

Naruto: "Wow!"

With a sound of "swipe", Qin Xunzhen and Xiao Karasuma talked cordially and pushed open the door. When he raised his eyes, he saw that among the dirty books on the floor, Tsurumaru held Naruto to read and read.

They were too absorbed in watching and completely ignored the "outsiders" of the castle tower.

Tsurumaru: "It really scared me!"

Naruto: "This can scare people!"

Tsurumaru: "I know how to dress up as a woman more perfectly!"

Naruto: "I understand how to develop my ninjutsu!"

Tsurumaru: "Naruto is awesome!"

Naruto: "Tsuramaru is also great!"

Qin Xunzhen: ...

Karasuma: ...

After confirming the eyes, it is the blade that must be beaten to death!

……

Until that day, Tsurumaru once again recalled the fear of being dominated by Fenglai Wushan, and the pain of being chanted by Yingwan while lying in the room with his hands.

Until that day, Konoha once again recalled the distortion dominated by the art of seduction, and the shame of spurting nosebleeds because of too much stimulation.

That day, after Tsurumaru was beaten, his heart was full of sympathy.

That day, after Naruto succeeded, he smiled and stripped naked.

Karasuma: "Tsurumaru, do you know where I went wrong?"

Tsurumaru: ...

Qi Ya: "Naruto, continue to change! Bigger breasts, yes, bigger! Longer legs, and a pair of ponytails!"

Naruto: "This way? Do this again? Oh! I know!"

Qi Ya: "Perfect!"

Inuyasha was stunned, Sasuke was expressionless.

Little Karasuma: "Naruto is just a child, and you are an old sword who has risen for a thousand years. He shouldn't be exposed to these things at this age, because he is still young and easy to go astray. You have grown up, and you should have done it for him. A role model, but look at what you have done?"

Tsurumaru gradually became numb: ...

Qi Ya: "Naruto, let's try the avatar technique combined with the transformation technique! One is not enough to watch, so let's have another one!"

Naruto: "Which one do you want? Do you like the black-haired sister?"

Inuyasha tilted his head: "The big sister with white hair is pretty, if only I had a sister."

Sasuke: ... Inuyasha, you will be beaten to death by your brother ==

Little Karasuma: "You have brought Naruto to the ground. He has always been an innocent and lovely child, but you have killed his purity. In the following time, I will not allow you to contact Naruto. Naruto should be the same age Get along with people. Children are very forgetful, and he will forget about it in a few days."

Tsurumaru has nothing to love: ...

dad!How long do you have to read QAQ!

Qi Ya: "No, you still have to learn! Come, come here, I have a lot of books and video discs, let's take a look secretly, don't disturb my sword, they are so annoying, they always try to confiscate my collection!"

Naruto: "Wow, what is this?"

Qi Ya: "Journey to the Hot Spring of Married Wife is one of my favorite movies."

Inuyasha: "What is a wife?"

Qi Ya: "Ask your brother, hum!"

Sasuke: ... Inuyasha, you will really be beaten to death by your brother!

Karasuma: "Got it, Tsurumaru?"

Tsurumaru said feebly, "...Understood."

Xiao Karasuma: "You have to correct the problem of being out of tune. You are already more than 1000 years old. Why do you still look like a child? You should have the responsibility and courage of a male blade, and you should have the sense of responsibility and mission of a male blade feel."

"As for Naruto, he's not your playmate, he should be your younger brother to love."

The little Karasuma here has worked hard to teach Tsurumaru, but he doesn't know that the treasure he holds in his hand is now under the leadership of his peers, he has already watched love action movies ==

Qi Ya: "How about it! Awesome! This is the world of adults!"

Naruto and Inuyasha: "Wow—I've never seen it before!"

Sasuke:  …

For some reason, there is an ominous premonition ==

The author has something to say: PS: Sesshomaru: Poison Claw Warning!

Uchiha Itachi: Tsukiyomi warning!

Illumi: Warning of losing money!

Qin Xunzhen: Backlash warning!

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