[Comprehensive] Since I took over the ancestors of the Honmaru

Hearing about the postpartum care of sows, the hearts of all the swords were like lightning.Thinking and meditating secretly, catching up on urgency, scratching one's ears and cheeks and calculating blindly, nothing compares to Hasebe's flash of inspiration and a stroke of genius.

The master is among the folks, it's really awesome!

No wonder the big boss always speaks at the end, the strong arrogance that blows over his face, can be called the best in the world, invincible at the same level ==

Zhongren raised his head involuntarily, and cast a look of "brother Wen" at Hasebe. Should it be said that he is the valet sword who is accompanying the servant Ji Jun?

When they were at their wits end, they were able to give a surprise full of steady wins.

Yes, even if there is such a book, who can study it wholeheartedly?

Human beings only care about whether sows can give birth, how many cubs a litter can give birth to, and whether they can give birth in the future. Who cares whether sows need care after giving birth?

As for businessmen, what should be done for sows that cannot produce?

What else can I do, but it’s just a pig.

The "compulsory course" for swords is nothing but "chicken ribs" in the eyes of human beings.

They will spend their time learning about business, financial management and breeding, but they will not spend time paying attention to details and studying the essence.Nursing can be done, but these trivial matters can be left to the sword...

Therefore, even if "Postpartum Care of Sows" becomes "Slag Judge's Antenatal Repair", I am afraid that not many people will care.

All in all, this method works great!

"Hasebu really helped a lot." Sanriyue sighed, and began to assign tasks, "Then, the compilation of special books will bother Yaoyan and Gexiandian."

"As for your daily classes, it will be temporarily replaced by a suitable blade. There are many projects in this pill. If you want to free up blades to handle things, it will inevitably be more compact."

"So... as expected, we still need to introduce new blades to enrich the sword account."

Yingwan echoed: "Honmaru has rich funds and enough food, more than enough to support the entire knife account. But, where can we get new blades and those rare knives?"

Even though there are always several Honmaru that need to be integrated and reorganized every day, rare knives are still precious resources.

They could bring back tachi, naginata or full-strength short swords from Wanwu, but the very few rare swords did not fall into their hands in the end, and were divided up by the high-level Honmaru long ago.

Mr. Ji doesn't forge knives and doesn't like fishing...I don't know if they can see the day of the whole knife ==

Yamato Shou'an pondered for a moment, and suggested, "Perhaps, we should go to the battlefield to look for it."

As a sword that has lived from the first generation of Honmaru to the present, Yamato Mamoru is well aware of some secrets and activities: "Scum judges always have evil tastes, and like to send seriously wounded swords to the battlefield."

"Take more missions, and you will be able to meet them with better luck."

Sanriyue lowered her eyes and said nothing, just took a pen, and carefully arranged on the paper the swordsmen of battle, expedition, internal affairs, and business.In the end, it was found that due to the lack of swordsmen, even "multiple missions" could not be realized.

"Together with me, there are eight swords to deal with the matter of Niulang's shop." San Riyue sighed, "A total of twelve blades have been used for battle and expedition, and at least six blades have been used for internal affairs. The beauty shop has Da Dao, Wakizawa and Short knives, plus raising kangaroos and ostriches... We can't spare extra swordsmen to take on battlefield tasks."

San Riyue put down her pen and made a decisive decision: "We need a way to quickly close the whole knife account, and that can only be..."

"What is it?"

"Go to the government of the time to 'touch porcelain'." Sankaiyue said with a smile, "I need the help of Tsurumaru Palace for this matter."

Tsurumaru was confused: "What can I do?"

Sanriyue chuckled: "Let's dress up as a woman, Tsurumaru Temple."

Tsurumaru was stunned: "How do you know I can pretend to be a woman?"

Sanriyue: ...

It seems that I know something important ==

Many Blades: ...

Never imagined that Sanriyuedian and Tsurumarudian were having such a good time, and they had already reached the point of letting the other party wear women's clothing?

However, Zhongren couldn't imagine that after thinking about it, Tsurumaru Temple did not feel disobedient after wearing women's clothing. With black hair, golden eyes, coffee-colored eyebrows, and a long-sleeved and ankle dress with cherry blossom pink lips, there is no sense of trouble at all. The original shadow of the crane!

Tsurumaru raised his long hair and blinked at Zhongba: "Oh, I was shocked!"

Sanriyue said with a faint smile: "Let's go, accompany our 'God Judge' to the Government of Time."

Many Blades: ...

Eyes getting numb ==

……

There are so many routines in Sanriyue that it makes Ren's eyes dazzled.

When Qin Xunzhen was completely unaware, they actually learned what "immortal dance" was without a teacher, and this "touching porcelain" had the guts to go to the government of the time.

The newly disbanded Honmaru sword will be waiting in the southeast area of ​​the Government of Time, like a commodity, waiting to be selected by the gods with their own number plates.From high authority to low authority, from S level to D level...

However, the S-level combat Honmaru has already been full of swords, even if the sword account is not full, there are still too many swords to send up.

Therefore, their main competitor is the A-level Honmaru's God Assessor.

After locking the target, the main steps are as follows:

Sankaiyue lowered her eyebrows and narrowed her eyes: "Tsurumaruden, see that ugly guy with yellow hair, jeans, and a silver ring on his nose in front of you... is there a god judge?"

Tsurumaru: "I see!"

Mikazuki: "Then I will leave it to Tsurumaruden."

Under the watchful eyes of all the blades, the women's clothing tycoon He came to the target person all the way, and put his hands on him in the eyes of the other person who suddenly became astonished.

Suddenly there was a gasp all around!

Tsurumaru was thinking about "how to make a man go with him", not to mention, true knowledge comes from practice!

He still remembers having a boyfriend in reality, what’s his name, oh, forgot==

However, when he invited that boyfriend to go to the toilet together, the other party agreed very quickly and followed happily.

Sure enough, the friendship between a man and a man needs to go to the bathroom together to complete it!

So, Tsurumaru raised a beautiful smile: "Oh, do you want to go to the bathroom with me?"

The hand of the target judge trembled with excitement.

He resolutely ordered the sword to wait where he was, and met all the envious and jealous eyes of the crowd, and was led by the paw of the female disguised crane, and led into the toilet...

The Sanriyue people who were lying in ambush in the toilet swarmed up and eliminated the target examiner.He peeled off the opponent's number plate and stuffed him into the compartment.

Tsurumaru took off the wig, washed off the makeup, transformed from a beautiful woman into a handsome man in a second, and walked out the door majestically under the bewildered eyes of the crowd.

The swordsmen went to the southeast area to get new swords, while the victims of the swords stayed where they were and waited for their own god judges.

10 minute has passed...

Japan laughed loudly: "Hahaha, you seem to be very interested!"

Qianzi Village is laughing and cursing: "How can we disappoint such a beautiful woman! Let's just wait patiently!"

Horikawa Kunihiro frowned: "I always feel that there is something wrong with that woman...?"

10 minutes passed...

The Japanese trumpet beamed with joy: "My lord is worthy of being a lord, he is indeed brave and durable! Although it cannot be compared with swords, it is more than enough for ordinary men!"

Qian Zicunzheng: "The beauty is in her arms, how could she leave so quickly? Otherwise, wouldn't it hurt the girl's heart!"

Horikawa Kunihiro: "Why do all the human beings who enter the door have the same expression?"

Three 10 minutes passed...

The Japanese account was quite emotional: "My lord is already a master, enough to prove his capital."

Qianzicunzheng nodded: "Yes, I heard that few human men can last for so long!"

Horikawa Kunihiro: ...

An hour has passed...

The wine bottle of the Japanese number is empty: "Aren't you enjoying yourself yet, my lord? Beauty En is really hard to bear!"

Qianzicun retorted: "Maybe it's fun!"

Horikawa Kunihiro worried: "Let's go in and have a look? This is...too long, adults usually only watch movies for 10 minutes!"

Japanese number: ...

Chiko Muramasa: ...

Horikawa Kunihiro, you seem to have revealed something extraordinary just now? !

An hour and a half passed, and Sanzhen Dao finally came to his senses, and decided to fish him out before the God Judge "exhausted his energy and killed him".

But when they entered the men's room, there were no beautiful women, only the judge who slept in the cubicle until he snored.

Probably after entering the toilet, the judge was rejected by the woman because of "insufficient capital", right?

He felt so ashamed, so he just hid in the cubicle and didn't expect to fall asleep waiting and waiting!

Japan, Chiko Muramasa, Horikawa Kunihiro: ...

My lord, even if you are sleeping, why do you have to choose the toilet?

……

San Riyue knew that "conscience" should not be eaten as a meal. After the success of "Xianren Dance", they brought back three strikes of rare swords for Honmaru-Xiaolong Jingguang, Dadian Taiguangshi and Shuzhumaru Koji.

In terms of blade grabbing, they are professionals!

As long as Tsurumaru wears women's clothes, there is no male judge who cannot be caught by his beauty.All you need is to put your shoulders lightly and say "Do you want to go to the bathroom with me?"... After that, just go through a wave of procedures.

Afterwards, it was learned that many of the victimized interrogators wept bitterly, saying that women are big pigs.

Facing the interview by the Shizhi Government News Agency, although their faces were slapped, they still couldn't hide their broken emotions.

Victim A: "Liar! Said 'go to the toilet', and it knocked me out when I went in!"

Victim B: "Liar! Say 'go to the bathroom,' and I'm in the stall with only A!"

Victim C: "Liar! Say 'go to the bathroom,' and when I go in there's only A and B in the compartment!"

Victim D: "I said, come here, or just do it, and then the three of them sent me to the hospital, and I demanded compensation!"

He once again became famous in women's clothing and won the title of "Toilet God of War"!

It's just that during the night news, Qin Xunzhen didn't expect that the male sword of his family could break more than one leg. He watched the news quite seriously for a while, and said with emotion: "There is a knife on Sezi's head!"

Ying Wan said with emotion: "You never know what kind of woman is around you."

In the first issue, he sighed with emotion: "I will never guess whether the woman around me is human or not."

San Riyue also said with emotion: "I will never know whether the woman around me is a real woman or not."

Tsurumaru puffed his cheeks and gnawed on the snacks.

Qin Xunzhen: ...

I often feel out of place with you because I'm not aggressive enough ==

……

Although Honmaru came with a rare new knife from Sanjin, daily life is still Honmaru's daily life.

Hasebe took the new blade to visit the Honmaru, from the outside to the inside, from the Ohiro room to the gym, from the beauty salon to the Cowherd's shop... When night fell, the whole Honmaru fell into a carnival of demons dancing wildly.

Seeing the flashing light of the space-time compass, many women from other worlds rushed to the embrace of the male blade, watched them smash out money, and watched them dance with the blade and become mad.

Three strikes new knife: ...

Shizuoga Naginata patted them on the shoulder solemnly, and said: "After you come, just get used to it."

Baxing Naginata pushed his glasses: "After you get used to it, just participate."

Wuji Zhenzong smiled: "After participating, just make money."

Qianzi Muramasa: "After making money, enjoy it."

Three strikes new blade: ...

Wait, no, that's not what they thought!Is it too late to run now?

It's too late to run now.Ever since the first step of Shuzhumaru Hengji stepped into the main pill, Smiling Qingjiang could smell the breath of the brothers from the same sword sect.

It was the taste of one of the five swords in the world "Shu Zhu Wan Heng Ji", it was the taste of a handsome man no worse than San Riyue, and it was no less than the taste of money brought by Tsurumaru!

Shuzhumaru Hengji, the Yizhen Taidao of the "Qingjiang" sword school, has created an indifferent and bright character with "Buddha and divinity", and because of his noble and unattainable character, he has become the most beautiful holy lotus.

He has long, black-and-white ombré hair that reaches down to his ankles.Wrap yourself in a string of beads of the same color.

It seems to be wrapped in layers of Zen, as if reading the supreme sacred scriptures, the appearance of Shuzhuwanheng, like the incarnation of lotus, with exquisite facial features and soft outline, so beautiful that it cannot be eaten.

With a face comparable to that of Mikazuki, a temperament that surpasses all blades, and a temperament that is more cold than Tsurumaru!

As long as he is willing, he can become a more outstanding cowherd!Bring greater benefits to the "Qingjiang" knife school!

Smiling Qingjiang was full of enthusiasm, and sent an invitation to Suzumaru Koji to form a team.

Shuzhuwan Hengji rejected the other party's invitation, and was going to return to the Sword School to read Buddhist scriptures.

It's ridiculous that Qing Jiang is the No. [-] cowherd in the "Honmaru Earnings List", and he can handle thousands of women, so why can't he be coaxed into a Buddhist knife!

If you really can't coax, you are ashamed of Ji Jun's education!

Smiling Qingjiang smiled: "I know you like to practice purely, you also like to practice Zen, and you prefer to practice alone."

"But do you know that the real practice of the Buddha knife is not to study Buddhism in the deep mountains and old forests, but to enter the world calmly!"

Shu Zhu Wan Heng paused slightly.

Smiling Qingjiang knew there was something going on, and quickly added: "Going to places of sensuality, to places of turmoil, to experience temptation, to feel temptation, to hone one's heart, is the real practice."

"Do you think we are so superficial that we only like the blade of money?" Don't say it, it really is!

"You think we're doing this to relax and make money?" Yes, that's it!

"Do you think we don't know that doing this is not in line with our identity?" Doing this business with our identity makes a lot of money!

Smiling Qing Jiang was serious: "What are you doing all this for?"

"It's for the 'true heart'!" No, it's for the money!For performance!To generate income!

"Having experienced the worst situation, felt the warmest friendship, and understood the most indulgent desire and the most difficult restraint - this is the real 'experience'."

"If you study the Buddhist scriptures, can I tell you this?" Can the Buddhist scriptures make you money?

"No."

"Some things, you only have the right to judge whether it is good or bad if you have experienced and felt it yourself."

"You are a Buddhist knife, one of the five swords in the world. But you are worse than Sanriyue Palace now."

Smiling Qing Jiang said slowly: "You don't even dare to take a step into the world of mortals, how dare you say you have the heart of Buddha?"

Counting Zhuwan Hengci: ...

Smiling Qingjiang VS Suzumaru Tsuneji, Smiling Qingjiang won an overwhelming victory with his peerless mouth trick skills!As the "loser", Suzumaru Koji finally stepped into Honmaru's Niu Lang's shop and decided to experience what a "mortal world" is!

……

Shuzhuwan Hengci was brought into a private room by the smiling Qingjiang. He was like a jade-colored sculpture, sitting quietly on the sofa, with the warm-toned lighting, he had a kind of "time is quiet and beautiful" beauty.

Shuzhuwan: "Qingjiang?"

It's a pity that all his doubts were drowned in Yamabuchi Kunihiro's advertisement in the next second!

"Good evening, ladies. I'm 'Yamabagiri', the cashier."

Yamabachi's stick-reading tone: "Today we specially invited a hall-level guest - a generation of eminent monk 'Shuzhu Wan' as the finale."

"The difficulty of conquering 'Shuzhu Wan' is the same as that of conquering 'Crane Maru', and the charging standard is also the same."

"If you can make a monk fall in love with you, he will be crazy for you and smash into the big wall for you."

"Then, tonight you are the 'most stunning woman'."

The flat tone is great to read, but it can still attract applause like a tsunami.All women understand that in this magical time-travel cowherd shop, the quality of every cowherd who appears on the stage is not bad, and even outrageously good.

Even Tsurumaru, a straight guy who makes women hate him so much, because of his excessive handsomeness and sunshine, they always subconsciously tolerate him, get close to him, and try to attack him again!

Seeing that Tsurumaru's end was useless, many women turned their attention to the so-called "monk".

In an instant, before the Shuzhuwan box, there was a crowd of people.

Kunihiro Yamabashi showed no expression on his face: "One hundred thousand yen, thank you, I wish you good luck."

After a while - "20 yen, thank you, I wish you the best of luck."

A quarter of an hour later—"40 yen, please swipe your card, thank you, I wish you great success."

A few hours later——"80 yen, please swipe your card, thank you, and I wish you the best of luck."

As for Shuzhuwan Hengci, he really regarded this rare experience as a "tempering" of his heart.He treats every woman who enters the private room with heart, washing their anxiety and utilitarianism with Buddha nature.

Whenever they go out, the sanctity of "I want to become a monk" is permeated all over their faces.

Girl A: "Shuzhuwan, you always keep your eyes closed, how do you know my beauty and ugliness?"

Shuzhuwan: "I feel your beauty and ugliness with my heart."

Girl A: "Then what do I look like in your heart? Beautiful or ugly?"

Shuzhuwan: "Skeleton."

Girl A: ...

Girl B: "Shuzhuwan, monks can also have a partner, do you want to be my partner? We can have a good night."

Shuzhuwan: "Tonight is my companion, yes."

Girl B cheered happily: "Then, are we, now... right here?"

Shuzhuwan: "No matter when and where, you can..."

Girl B was so excited that she couldn't get any more excited. She opened her collar and heard Shu Zhuwan's supplementary words——

Shuzhuwan: "Practice Zen."

Girl B: ...

Girl C: "Shuzhuwan, accompany me to see the stars, okay?"

Shuzhuwan: "Okay."

Girl C: "Count the beads, I'm so cold."

Shuzhuwan took off his coat, put it on girl C, sat cross-legged, and "looked up" at the starry sky with his eyes closed.

Girl C: "Count the beads and hold me."

Shuzhuwan paused, stretched out his arms, and embraced his sister.

Girl C: "It's so warm, counting beads, what do you think the stars in the sky look like?"

Shuzhuwan: "Petals that fall on the ground. Flowers bloom and fall, the sun rises and the moon sets, all of which are samsara. Human beings are also a small part of it..."

Girl C: "Then what do I look like?"

Shuzhuwan: "Dust."

Girl C: ...

After one night, Smiley Qingjiang's performance reached a new high, and he was far away from the most beautiful sword, Sanriyue.

The reason is that Shuzhu Wanheng started to "pick up customers" twice, which brought double the number of customers to Smiling Qingjiang.

As the best male blade who dared to take over after Tsurumaru and Shuzhumaru "hurt" his sister, Smiling Qingjiang won a unique title-the strongest receiver in Honmaru!

And with the addition of the honorary title of "Pan Xia", the smiling Qingjiang became more and more "green", and even the blue hair was full of holy light.

……

Qin Xunzhen found that his own sword seemed to be messing with something secretly.However, when she thought of the achievements they had made for Honmaru, she was unwilling to pursue anything.

As the overlord, she has achieved the achievement of "teaching the employees well" and then "waiting for death". At present, she only needs to lie in the castle tower and earn a share every minute.

But the boss is the boss after all, and after four or five days of peaceful life, he wanted to bankrupt Wanwu.

There is no other reason. The Shizhi government is really greedy for the "breeding technology" at her hand. It actually wants her to make wedding dresses for them for free under the pretext of "providing shelter". share.

She was about to take action to solve this matter, but unexpectedly, her own sword was quite powerful, and she had already prepared a "Honmaru Training Institution" plan and presented it to her.

Qin Xunzhen flipped through the plan, his eyes became brighter: "It's a good job, it's a good thing, it's approved, follow your pace!"

Hasebe: "So, Ji Jun, when should we start this project?"

Qin Xunzhen: "Wait for half a month, after the first batch of kangaroos arrive at the practice field."

Qin Xunzhen tapped the table lightly, and said with a smile: "The government of the time thought that we could only plant and raise pigs. But after half a month, they will find that we are better at raising battlefield 'partners'."

"The emergence of kangaroos will gradually eliminate the previous batch of pigs, and it will also form competition and comparison among many spiritual judges. It will be another transformative profit."

"We will have higher visibility and confidence to establish this 'training institution'!"

"No one can refuse the temptation of such huge profits."