[Comprehensive] Since I took over the ancestors of the Honmaru
Chapter 65 The first knife
Whether it's a male blade or a man, as long as you dare to let go of yourself and flirt, then there is basically nothing wrong with women.
Qin Xunzhen imagined many possibilities, but he didn't expect that the sword would send her a bunch of flirts.Should it be said that he deserves to be the male blade of the Cowherd?
It's really "there is a cowboy on behalf of Honmaru, and he is crazy about earning yen"!
It's not that she has never received gifts from men, such as luxury car Cartier, yacht and plane Pandora, real estate title deed uninhabited island, mustard seed pagoda...
But she has never received a small raincoat with a silk bellyband, a diamond ring toilet, a bedding sailor suit, and a sword to give herself ==
Thinking back to when she first came to Honmaru, how lively and lovely, kind and simple these knife spirits were.
It's a pity that the heart of the blade is changeable and the world is unpredictable. It's only half a year before and after, they are like gourd babies snatched away by the snake spirit, and they start to rule the sky and the earth.
Sure enough, it was all the government's fault!
It must be that too much scumbag spiritual power was fed to the sword spirits in the early stage, which made the sword spirits poisonous.Not only poisoned themselves, but also poisoned her spirit.
Therefore, if you find Dao Dao Zhai in the future, you must ask him to focus on the brains of the sword forging masters!
Qin Xunzhen looked at Sanriyue, whose thin shirt was half untied in the huge gift box, and deeply felt that the other party was declaring war on her again.Could it be that there was no winner in the box that day, so is there going to be a showdown tonight?
However, give yourself to her...
Her expression instantly became unpredictable.
Sanriyue smiled and invited: "Ji Jun, the moonlight is very beautiful tonight, would you like to find out?"
Qin Xunzhen rolled his eyes: "Pull it down, there is no moon outside, you are lying to a child!"
Sanriyue: ...
Am I not the most beautiful moon?
He paused, slowly got up from the gift box, and approached her: "I'll give myself to you, okay?"
Qin Xunzhen is invulnerable to all poisons: "You can pull it down, it is my blade, and you want to give yourself to me, I will not do business at a loss!"
Sanriyue: ...
He suddenly found that Ji Jun was very similar to Tsurumaru Palace in some aspects ==
If Tsurumaru can achieve the achievement of "twenty consecutive slashes of girls' hearts", I think Ji Jun must not be too lenient when dealing with men!
He didn't believe that she couldn't understand the hints in the words, it's just...she was willing to play stupid, and her heart was as rock as rock, and she would never melt!
Such an outstanding woman is used to rejecting her suitors, be it teasing or flirting, teasing people when she is interested, repelling people when she is not interested, like a butterfly lingering among flowers, only eating honey, not at all. picking flowers.
It's really tricky...
San Riyue chose to fight poison with poison, deliberately frivolously said: "Mr. Guan Ji is so cold-hearted, I really want to give my body temperature to cover you at night."
Qin Xunzhen has a trick: "Seeing you are so hot, I really want to hang you naked at the door, and let the night wind cool you down."
Sanriyue: ...
"Really?" San Riyue chuckled, "Then, I have to trouble Ji Jun to do the thin shirt on me."
"Ji Jun, I'm ready. So, you can pick it up."
Qin Xunzhen: ...
Sanriyue, you are such a tough little stick!Do you think I dare not do anything to you?
"Oh, you forced me to do this, don't regret it afterwards." Qin Xunzhen leaned close to him, and gently pulled the snow-white belt, "San Riyue, think carefully, can you afford the consequences of provoking me? "
San Riyue stretched out her arms and wrapped them around her waist: "Since I dared to come, I naturally made preparations early, and I have no regrets."
"I don't regret it."
"Tonight, Ji Jun can do whatever he wants with me."
Qin Xunzhen tore off his belt: "Since you have made a decision, I won't allow you to stop halfway."
San Riyue raised her brows slightly, and smiled wantonly: "As long as it can make Ji Jun feel happy physically and mentally, I can't wish for it, why would I call for a stop?"
Qin Xunzhen: "Then you can stay in the Tianshou Pavilion tonight, and let me have a good time."
Sanriyue: "It's my job to make my master happy."
Qin Xunzhen raised the corners of his lips and smiled brightly in the dim light.
She dragged Sankayue's half-untied belt and pushed him to the tatami, put one hand on his neck, and slowly peeled off his thin shirt.
With ambiguous light and entangled breathing, Sanriyue is like a whitebait, shedding its last scales in her hands.With only an inch of thread, she fell on the bedding at the mercy of others.
"Ji Jun..."
"Don't rush."
Qin Xunzhen tied San Riyue's hands with his belt: "It's agreed, don't stop."
There was a strange eagerness and extreme excitement in her eyes.
For some reason, Sanriyue felt a little uncertain, Qin Xunzhen's state was too familiar to him, every time Crane Maru Palace was in the same state before something happened!
Sure enough, Qin Xunzhen turned around relentlessly, and immediately picked up the gift of Many Blades from the desk, focusing on finding the blue and white sailor suit.
Immediately afterwards, she said with a smile on San Riyue's stiff expression, "Come on, put it on! You are the most beautiful Sailor Moon tonight!"
Sanriyue: ...
No, wait, Ji Jun!This is not what I want!
However, the domineering president really wants to do something to Ren, how could the little white-haired male Ren be able to resist?
Although San Riyue struggled desperately, she was still put on a sailor suit, and was affectionately called "Blue Moon" by Qin Xunzhen... What the hell is Blue Moon?
"San Riyue, you are so beautiful! Let me take a picture of you! From now on, you will be my plaything!"
"Click", "click", "click"!
"Oh, tortoise shell really knows me, how did you know that I like cat ear headgear! Come on, Sanriyue, put it on!"
"Kacha Kacha Kacha"!
"Your skin is so good, a bellyband is really suitable for you! Diamond ring and toilet, Tsurumaru really understands me, the toilet diamond ring PLAY is very immoral!"
"Kachacha"!
Sanriyue: ...
Facts have proved that Ji Jun's lethality is much greater than Tsurumaru Temple ==
"Sankaiyue, are you working hard?"
"as long as you are happy……"
What else can I do, what can I do, of course I forget the black stuff like a salted fish ==
As the saying goes, "Fall in love with a wild horse, and be trampled into a flat grassland every minute", no matter active or passive, it is exhausting!
……
At noon the next day, it was time to eat in the Da Guang Room.
After Qin Xunzhen was seated, the male blade who had given the gift couldn't help but hurried up to find out, wanting to know who is the sword master who really understands Ji Jun's heart after one night!
Smiling Qing Jiang: "Ji Jun, do you like the style I gave you?"
Qin Xunzhen smiled with endless aftertaste: "I like it very much."
Sanriyue calmly picked up the rice bowl.
Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada: "Ji Jun, that sailor suit...does it look good?"
Qin Xunzhen sighed and praised: "It's so beautiful!"
Sanriyue rationally began to pick up the rice.
Kiko Sadamune: "Dog Shukin Sama! The tools I gave..."
Qin Xunzhen: "You are so caring! You are so cute!"
Sanriyue smiled and picked up vegetables with her chopsticks.
Mustache put his head on one hand, and lazily said: "Ji Jun, I gave it to you..."
Qin Xunzhen: "Sorry, I haven't used it yet."
Kagemaru let out a long breath, relieved.
Sanriyue: ...
Haven't used it yet?What is that scary thing? !
No, I have to find a time to destroy it secretly!
Only Tsurumaru remained silent... Oh, no, where is Tsurumaru?Wait, where did Tsurumaru go?
Sanriyue was taken aback, put down the bowls and chopsticks involuntarily, and asked, "Where's Crane Maru?"
Many Blades: ...
The sentence "What about Tsurumaru" spread like a terrifying toxin, eroding the nerves of all the blades in Ohiroma in the blink of an eye.Seriously, what is more terrifying than encountering a strong enemy?nonsense!Tsurumaru's disappearance is far more terrifying than a powerful enemy!
Because you can never imagine where he will make trouble?
What will happen again?
Where is Tsurumaru?Tsurumaru is playing a game with the children.
Blow up balloons, playdough, hide and seek, roast chicken ==
He took his four children to play together, euphemistically calling it "cultivation", and took out his newly harvested "secret weapon" from his pocket-a box of clear, thin, and full of elasticity sponsored by Sakura Girl condoms!
Tsurumaru didn't know what this thing was, but it didn't hinder his study and exploration of condoms.After a night of playing, he discovered the many uses for condoms and decided to promote them.
He opened the box in front of the children, took out one of them, tore it open, took out the plastic sheet inside, put it near his mouth, and blew hard.
With a "huh", the condom swelled up, and the capacity was still large.
Qi Ya's eyes were slightly subtle.
"This is useful!" Tsurumaru said to the four children, "It's simply a strategic material!"
"As long as you carry a box with you, you can avoid all kinds of troubles." Tsurumaru said, "For example, if you encounter a big river, you can blow them up and wrap them under your clothes. With this buoyancy, you will be able to cross the river safely!"
"They're super stretchy and can hold really big stuff!"
Saying that, Tsurumaru stretched the condom forcibly, and put it into his feet: "Put it on your feet, you can walk without marks, and it can keep you warm!"
Immediately afterwards, Tsurumaru stretched it and tied Inuyasha's hair: "It can be used to tie the hair, so as to prevent the hair from interfering with the sight and affecting the performance during the battle."
Tsurumaru turned around and picked up the stone, and put it into the stretched condom: "It can also hold hard stones, and it is tight and does not fall out of the hand, making it a simple 'meteor hammer'!"
After finishing his speech, he held the hood and swung the tail, and the "Meteor Hammer" carrying the power of the stone hit the ground, leaving a shallow hole.
Inuyasha, Naruto, and Sasuke stared wide-eyed: "Wow—that's amazing!"
Qi Ya: ...
Where did you seem to have seen this thing?
Tsurumaru held his head high and held his chest high: "Come on, everyone has a share, this is a good thing, you should at least bring one box with you, just in case!"
The four children nodded, and each took a copy from Tsurumaru's pocket, seeing that the English on it was unclear.
Even the text is so strange, it must be a secret weapon!
……
Time flies, and the beauty salon of the youth group finally opened its grand opening. Amid applause and salutes, Qin Xunzhen cut the ribbon, congratulating the "Principal" California Qingguang on his upcoming great achievements.
After intense discussions in the youth group, and several handovers with the male swordsmen in the adult group, before Qin Xunzhen knew about it, the swordsmen in Honmaru had reached a one-stop service such as beauty salons, gymnasiums, and cowherd shops, striving for every Every blade can shine for Honmaru's career and create more miracles and excitement!
The day's plan is in the morning, and the gym, headed by muscular male swordsmen such as Shizuo Naginata, Senko Muramasa, and Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki, opens its doors and warmly welcomes victims from all over the world... Oh no, consumers ==
Because the swordsmen have saved a lot of private money, they have a lot of funds to buy fitness equipment.After all the reorganization is completed, the spacious hand-fitting room has become a fitness place with sound equipment.
At this moment, the first batch of weak chicken customers have arrived at the scene. In their trembling eyes, the gay Qianzicun is flicking his long lavender hair, grabbing the clothes on his chest with both hands, RIP!
Weak chicken customers gasp!
Qianzicun was roaring, "Want to feel my sharpness?"
Qianzicunzheng is such a knife. He is bold, masculine, master-controlling but has a tough guy spirit. He likes to "strip clothes to see the king" and likes to be naked. For him, this is the best embodiment of showing his sharpness.
The knife must be unsheathed to show its sharpness!
People, get naked to show bodybuilding!
This is the belief of Qianzicun as the head coach!
The weak chicken customers shook their heads frantically, watching Qianzicun's shirt bursting, revealing a well-defined, beautiful and toned texture, full of masculine atmosphere everywhere.
"Men! You must look like a man!" Qianzicun was putting his hands on the waistband of his trousers, "It's a man! We must exercise! We must have a strong physique! A burly figure!"
"This way! Only in this way can we reflect our beauty!"
"Extremely beautiful and powerful!"
With a crisp sound of "tearing", Qianzicun just burst open his trousers indifferently after bursting his shirt!
Weak chicken customers: ...
Coach, let's not learn this!No, no, really don't learn!
Qianzicun was slapping his solid abdominal muscles, striding forward with strong thighs, caught a weak chicken who wanted to run, and buckled him on the treadmill: "Since you are ordinary humans, the training volume is temporarily reduced to [-]%. one."
The weak chicken customers were slightly moved: Coach, you are really... good, uh...
Qianzi Muramasa: "First run 3000 meters to warm up, then do 5 squats and stand ups, [-] sit-ups, skip rope for [-] minutes, and leapfrog three times... Well, the above [-] items must be completed!"
Weak chicken customers couldn't help but shed tears of emotion: You are really poisonous!
Someone wanted to sneak away, Jing Xing stood at the door holding his body: "Oh, do you want to die?"
Weak chicken customers: ...
Someone wanted to stop, but Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki laughed and dragged him back: "Hahaha! Come on! A man, never admit defeat! You are a man, you should practice to death!"
"Come on! Fight! Men!"
Weak chicken customers: ... No!Help!
After the weak chicken customers were tortured physically and mentally, the beauty salon project led by teenagers such as California Qingguang began.
The young swordsmen carried stretchers and first aid supplies, carried the weak chicken customers into the beauty salon, and carefully placed them on single beds.
Rantoshiro smiled and squeezed a hand of essential oil: "Hi sir, this is an essential oil that relieves sore muscles. It will take effect immediately after applying it. You can try the effect first, and then consider which package to try?"
As he spoke, Ranto Shiro gently applied essential oils to the customer, and the customer cried out comfortably, feeling that there is no wonderful enjoyment in the world.
Ranto Shiro: "Hello, would you like the simple package of 'Essential Oil, Massage', the standard package of 'Essential Oil, Massage, Mask', or the top deluxe package?"
Weak chicken customer: "What is the top deluxe package?"
Ranto Shiro: "Cleansing, hydrating, moisturizing, essential oils, massage, lifting and firming... and other services, after you enjoy them, you will become an exquisite successful person and get rid of various titles of 'community animals'."
The weak chicken customer hesitated for a while: "Excuse me..."
Ranto Shiro: "Newly opened today, half price discount, only [-] yen, you will enjoy a super first-class assembly line... Oh no, one-stop service."
One hundred thousand yen...it's really not expensive!
The weak chicken customer looked around and found that besides the "little girl" with long orange hair beside him, there were many beautiful and delicate "beautiful girls".
The man who had practiced for a whole morning was too old to tell the true gender of the "juvenile group".He only nodded vaguely, indicating that he would come to a deluxe package.
Ranto Shiro maintained a formulaic smile, took a number plate from the side, and stuck it on the customer's head as if marking the price of pork - number 001.
Afterwards, numbers 002, 003... were also born one after another. After all, there were 12 people in total.
California Qingguang nodded to the teenagers: "Are you ready?"
All the teenagers: "Get ready!"
As the voice fell, the weak chicken customers found themselves being picked up abruptly, lined up as if a canned meat was about to be labeled.
Afterwards, number 001 was put on the cutting board like a dead fish. Under his bewildered eyes, Toshiro Toshiro picked up the skin care products for cleaning, took the powder stick for swords, and began to "hand-in" number 001. .
Ah, how easy it is to make money!
In the past, it was human beings who "hand-made" swords, but now swords are "hand-made" for human beings. They are familiar with this program, and the operation is also convenient. It's a joy to do it!
Gukuu Fujishiro read: "Cleaning is complete."
Almost immediately, Zong San Zuowenwen and Jiang Xuezuowenwen picked up number 001 and moved him to the single bed on the other side.
He lifted up the serial number 002 again, and placed it in front of Toshiro the Gukui.
Gu Gu continued to read: "Cleaning begins."
Continue to pour skin care products, pat the powder stick, and so on ==
Customers: ...
The "beautician" on the second bed, California Qingguang, poured crystal clear toner and applied it to the customer: "The hydration begins."
Then wipe it all over again, and again, and again!
"The hydration is over."
Number 001 was lifted again and carried to the third bed ==
Customers: ...
The "beautician" on the third bed, Wuji Zhenzong, smiled: "Sir, after the previous two procedures, your skin is plump, firm and moist, which is just convenient for me to moisturize."
customer:……
This sentence seems to say "This pig is ready to be slaughtered after going through the previous breeding procedures. Don't worry, I will definitely keep it in the freshest state"... shuddering!
"Moisturizing begins."
As he spoke, he said a few words of thoughtful comfort, and then applied moisturizer.
"The moisturizer is over."
Number 001 was lifted again and placed on the fourth bed.
Yamato Shou Anding smiled stiffly, poured essential oils, and massaged vigorously. In the painful cry of number 001, he said "the massage is over."
The fifth bed, the sixth bed, the seventh bed...
When the weak chicken customers were rounded on the assembly line of the beauty salon, they saw their handsome faces in the mirror in a trance.
Hey, hey, hey hey...it seems worth it!
The weak chicken customers all showed their spoiled smiles.
……
Qin Xunzhen originally thought that gyms and beauty salons would hit a wall, but unexpectedly, these two cornucopias are so powerful that they are in full swing.
Seeing weak chicken customers fall in love with the touch of a powder stick, Qin Xunzhen said that he really doesn't understand this "fashion" ==
Honmaru is gradually full of popularity and vitality, and the swords are also moving forward all the way, towards a better life, as if they have stepped out of the darkness of the past.
But Qin Xun really understands that some things are not forgotten, but just temporarily unable to touch them.
I know the knives I raised, if the time comes, they will definitely bite to death the scumbags who treated them badly in the past!
The sword of my own Honmaru is "alive", but what about the rest of the Honmaru?
In the places she can't see, in the corners she can't touch, is life or death, or is life better than death?
However, sooner or later they will wake up.
When the seeds of "awakening" are sown in the first Honmaru, it is destined to be a miracle that sweeps all.
In the long history, human beings had a long history of slavery, but they did not stand up in the end.But today's swords are not much different from those of humans back then.
Qin Xunzhen turned his head sideways: "Ba Xing."
Baxing Naginata respectfully said: "I am here, Lord."
Qin Xunzhen: "Let Guijia Zhenzong pick up a few suitable swords and go for a walk in Wanwu."
Baxing Naginata: "I don't know what the main hall wants them to bring back?"
Qin Xunzhen: "You don't need to bring anything back, but you have to take out what you have learned. Tell Guijia the exact words, and he will understand."
"Yes."
……
Guijia Zhenzong looked at the sky after getting the news, and found several partners who also worked in the Cowherd's shop. After conveying Ji Jun's words as they were, they went to Wanwu together.
Stopping and stopping along the way, after a while, Sanriyue came to the most remote corner of Wanwu.
Once upon a time, they came to this station street in desperation, just to get some help to maintain the increasingly crumbling Honmaru.But I don't want to revisit the old place in just half a year, it seems to be as far away as the vicissitudes of life.
Sanriyue sighed, put on a kind smile, and walked towards the most remote corner.
Xu Shi did a good job in the work of Yiqi Yizheng, so that until now, there are very few swords standing on the street.But "very little" doesn't mean none.
They found three scarred swords, one of which was seriously injured!
They are Zongsan Zuowen, California Qingguang and Yamato Shuanding.Among them, the situation of Yamato Mori is the most critical, already crumbling and full of lifelessness.
Without hesitation, Sanriyue handed them the crystal of spiritual power, lowered her eyes and asked, "What happened to your Honmaru?"
California Qingguang hugged Yamato Shou'an tightly: "Thank you for your generosity, but...we don't want to cause trouble, your god judge...if you meddle in your own business, he..."
"You just need to tell me, what happened to your Honmaru?"
California Qingguang bit his lip tightly, trembling all over, but he just refused to utter a word.He was afraid of hurting the good heart blade, he didn't want to cause trouble for them, some things... blade can never beat humans.
At this moment, Zong Sanzuo said indifferently: "Our new trial... sleeps right away."
As he spoke, he untied his blood-stained clothes, which were full of knife marks and stitched wounds: "He was also curious about how our physiological structure is different from that of human beings..."
San Riyue's eyes were indescribably indifferent, but she smiled on her face: "Hey, let me teach you a few methods to punish the scum."
"Disco, fitness and grooming."
"Hahaha, I'm not kidding, believe me, this can...well, how do you say that?"
"This can be 'taken away'."
Qin Xunzhen imagined many possibilities, but he didn't expect that the sword would send her a bunch of flirts.Should it be said that he deserves to be the male blade of the Cowherd?
It's really "there is a cowboy on behalf of Honmaru, and he is crazy about earning yen"!
It's not that she has never received gifts from men, such as luxury car Cartier, yacht and plane Pandora, real estate title deed uninhabited island, mustard seed pagoda...
But she has never received a small raincoat with a silk bellyband, a diamond ring toilet, a bedding sailor suit, and a sword to give herself ==
Thinking back to when she first came to Honmaru, how lively and lovely, kind and simple these knife spirits were.
It's a pity that the heart of the blade is changeable and the world is unpredictable. It's only half a year before and after, they are like gourd babies snatched away by the snake spirit, and they start to rule the sky and the earth.
Sure enough, it was all the government's fault!
It must be that too much scumbag spiritual power was fed to the sword spirits in the early stage, which made the sword spirits poisonous.Not only poisoned themselves, but also poisoned her spirit.
Therefore, if you find Dao Dao Zhai in the future, you must ask him to focus on the brains of the sword forging masters!
Qin Xunzhen looked at Sanriyue, whose thin shirt was half untied in the huge gift box, and deeply felt that the other party was declaring war on her again.Could it be that there was no winner in the box that day, so is there going to be a showdown tonight?
However, give yourself to her...
Her expression instantly became unpredictable.
Sanriyue smiled and invited: "Ji Jun, the moonlight is very beautiful tonight, would you like to find out?"
Qin Xunzhen rolled his eyes: "Pull it down, there is no moon outside, you are lying to a child!"
Sanriyue: ...
Am I not the most beautiful moon?
He paused, slowly got up from the gift box, and approached her: "I'll give myself to you, okay?"
Qin Xunzhen is invulnerable to all poisons: "You can pull it down, it is my blade, and you want to give yourself to me, I will not do business at a loss!"
Sanriyue: ...
He suddenly found that Ji Jun was very similar to Tsurumaru Palace in some aspects ==
If Tsurumaru can achieve the achievement of "twenty consecutive slashes of girls' hearts", I think Ji Jun must not be too lenient when dealing with men!
He didn't believe that she couldn't understand the hints in the words, it's just...she was willing to play stupid, and her heart was as rock as rock, and she would never melt!
Such an outstanding woman is used to rejecting her suitors, be it teasing or flirting, teasing people when she is interested, repelling people when she is not interested, like a butterfly lingering among flowers, only eating honey, not at all. picking flowers.
It's really tricky...
San Riyue chose to fight poison with poison, deliberately frivolously said: "Mr. Guan Ji is so cold-hearted, I really want to give my body temperature to cover you at night."
Qin Xunzhen has a trick: "Seeing you are so hot, I really want to hang you naked at the door, and let the night wind cool you down."
Sanriyue: ...
"Really?" San Riyue chuckled, "Then, I have to trouble Ji Jun to do the thin shirt on me."
"Ji Jun, I'm ready. So, you can pick it up."
Qin Xunzhen: ...
Sanriyue, you are such a tough little stick!Do you think I dare not do anything to you?
"Oh, you forced me to do this, don't regret it afterwards." Qin Xunzhen leaned close to him, and gently pulled the snow-white belt, "San Riyue, think carefully, can you afford the consequences of provoking me? "
San Riyue stretched out her arms and wrapped them around her waist: "Since I dared to come, I naturally made preparations early, and I have no regrets."
"I don't regret it."
"Tonight, Ji Jun can do whatever he wants with me."
Qin Xunzhen tore off his belt: "Since you have made a decision, I won't allow you to stop halfway."
San Riyue raised her brows slightly, and smiled wantonly: "As long as it can make Ji Jun feel happy physically and mentally, I can't wish for it, why would I call for a stop?"
Qin Xunzhen: "Then you can stay in the Tianshou Pavilion tonight, and let me have a good time."
Sanriyue: "It's my job to make my master happy."
Qin Xunzhen raised the corners of his lips and smiled brightly in the dim light.
She dragged Sankayue's half-untied belt and pushed him to the tatami, put one hand on his neck, and slowly peeled off his thin shirt.
With ambiguous light and entangled breathing, Sanriyue is like a whitebait, shedding its last scales in her hands.With only an inch of thread, she fell on the bedding at the mercy of others.
"Ji Jun..."
"Don't rush."
Qin Xunzhen tied San Riyue's hands with his belt: "It's agreed, don't stop."
There was a strange eagerness and extreme excitement in her eyes.
For some reason, Sanriyue felt a little uncertain, Qin Xunzhen's state was too familiar to him, every time Crane Maru Palace was in the same state before something happened!
Sure enough, Qin Xunzhen turned around relentlessly, and immediately picked up the gift of Many Blades from the desk, focusing on finding the blue and white sailor suit.
Immediately afterwards, she said with a smile on San Riyue's stiff expression, "Come on, put it on! You are the most beautiful Sailor Moon tonight!"
Sanriyue: ...
No, wait, Ji Jun!This is not what I want!
However, the domineering president really wants to do something to Ren, how could the little white-haired male Ren be able to resist?
Although San Riyue struggled desperately, she was still put on a sailor suit, and was affectionately called "Blue Moon" by Qin Xunzhen... What the hell is Blue Moon?
"San Riyue, you are so beautiful! Let me take a picture of you! From now on, you will be my plaything!"
"Click", "click", "click"!
"Oh, tortoise shell really knows me, how did you know that I like cat ear headgear! Come on, Sanriyue, put it on!"
"Kacha Kacha Kacha"!
"Your skin is so good, a bellyband is really suitable for you! Diamond ring and toilet, Tsurumaru really understands me, the toilet diamond ring PLAY is very immoral!"
"Kachacha"!
Sanriyue: ...
Facts have proved that Ji Jun's lethality is much greater than Tsurumaru Temple ==
"Sankaiyue, are you working hard?"
"as long as you are happy……"
What else can I do, what can I do, of course I forget the black stuff like a salted fish ==
As the saying goes, "Fall in love with a wild horse, and be trampled into a flat grassland every minute", no matter active or passive, it is exhausting!
……
At noon the next day, it was time to eat in the Da Guang Room.
After Qin Xunzhen was seated, the male blade who had given the gift couldn't help but hurried up to find out, wanting to know who is the sword master who really understands Ji Jun's heart after one night!
Smiling Qing Jiang: "Ji Jun, do you like the style I gave you?"
Qin Xunzhen smiled with endless aftertaste: "I like it very much."
Sanriyue calmly picked up the rice bowl.
Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada: "Ji Jun, that sailor suit...does it look good?"
Qin Xunzhen sighed and praised: "It's so beautiful!"
Sanriyue rationally began to pick up the rice.
Kiko Sadamune: "Dog Shukin Sama! The tools I gave..."
Qin Xunzhen: "You are so caring! You are so cute!"
Sanriyue smiled and picked up vegetables with her chopsticks.
Mustache put his head on one hand, and lazily said: "Ji Jun, I gave it to you..."
Qin Xunzhen: "Sorry, I haven't used it yet."
Kagemaru let out a long breath, relieved.
Sanriyue: ...
Haven't used it yet?What is that scary thing? !
No, I have to find a time to destroy it secretly!
Only Tsurumaru remained silent... Oh, no, where is Tsurumaru?Wait, where did Tsurumaru go?
Sanriyue was taken aback, put down the bowls and chopsticks involuntarily, and asked, "Where's Crane Maru?"
Many Blades: ...
The sentence "What about Tsurumaru" spread like a terrifying toxin, eroding the nerves of all the blades in Ohiroma in the blink of an eye.Seriously, what is more terrifying than encountering a strong enemy?nonsense!Tsurumaru's disappearance is far more terrifying than a powerful enemy!
Because you can never imagine where he will make trouble?
What will happen again?
Where is Tsurumaru?Tsurumaru is playing a game with the children.
Blow up balloons, playdough, hide and seek, roast chicken ==
He took his four children to play together, euphemistically calling it "cultivation", and took out his newly harvested "secret weapon" from his pocket-a box of clear, thin, and full of elasticity sponsored by Sakura Girl condoms!
Tsurumaru didn't know what this thing was, but it didn't hinder his study and exploration of condoms.After a night of playing, he discovered the many uses for condoms and decided to promote them.
He opened the box in front of the children, took out one of them, tore it open, took out the plastic sheet inside, put it near his mouth, and blew hard.
With a "huh", the condom swelled up, and the capacity was still large.
Qi Ya's eyes were slightly subtle.
"This is useful!" Tsurumaru said to the four children, "It's simply a strategic material!"
"As long as you carry a box with you, you can avoid all kinds of troubles." Tsurumaru said, "For example, if you encounter a big river, you can blow them up and wrap them under your clothes. With this buoyancy, you will be able to cross the river safely!"
"They're super stretchy and can hold really big stuff!"
Saying that, Tsurumaru stretched the condom forcibly, and put it into his feet: "Put it on your feet, you can walk without marks, and it can keep you warm!"
Immediately afterwards, Tsurumaru stretched it and tied Inuyasha's hair: "It can be used to tie the hair, so as to prevent the hair from interfering with the sight and affecting the performance during the battle."
Tsurumaru turned around and picked up the stone, and put it into the stretched condom: "It can also hold hard stones, and it is tight and does not fall out of the hand, making it a simple 'meteor hammer'!"
After finishing his speech, he held the hood and swung the tail, and the "Meteor Hammer" carrying the power of the stone hit the ground, leaving a shallow hole.
Inuyasha, Naruto, and Sasuke stared wide-eyed: "Wow—that's amazing!"
Qi Ya: ...
Where did you seem to have seen this thing?
Tsurumaru held his head high and held his chest high: "Come on, everyone has a share, this is a good thing, you should at least bring one box with you, just in case!"
The four children nodded, and each took a copy from Tsurumaru's pocket, seeing that the English on it was unclear.
Even the text is so strange, it must be a secret weapon!
……
Time flies, and the beauty salon of the youth group finally opened its grand opening. Amid applause and salutes, Qin Xunzhen cut the ribbon, congratulating the "Principal" California Qingguang on his upcoming great achievements.
After intense discussions in the youth group, and several handovers with the male swordsmen in the adult group, before Qin Xunzhen knew about it, the swordsmen in Honmaru had reached a one-stop service such as beauty salons, gymnasiums, and cowherd shops, striving for every Every blade can shine for Honmaru's career and create more miracles and excitement!
The day's plan is in the morning, and the gym, headed by muscular male swordsmen such as Shizuo Naginata, Senko Muramasa, and Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki, opens its doors and warmly welcomes victims from all over the world... Oh no, consumers ==
Because the swordsmen have saved a lot of private money, they have a lot of funds to buy fitness equipment.After all the reorganization is completed, the spacious hand-fitting room has become a fitness place with sound equipment.
At this moment, the first batch of weak chicken customers have arrived at the scene. In their trembling eyes, the gay Qianzicun is flicking his long lavender hair, grabbing the clothes on his chest with both hands, RIP!
Weak chicken customers gasp!
Qianzicun was roaring, "Want to feel my sharpness?"
Qianzicunzheng is such a knife. He is bold, masculine, master-controlling but has a tough guy spirit. He likes to "strip clothes to see the king" and likes to be naked. For him, this is the best embodiment of showing his sharpness.
The knife must be unsheathed to show its sharpness!
People, get naked to show bodybuilding!
This is the belief of Qianzicun as the head coach!
The weak chicken customers shook their heads frantically, watching Qianzicun's shirt bursting, revealing a well-defined, beautiful and toned texture, full of masculine atmosphere everywhere.
"Men! You must look like a man!" Qianzicun was putting his hands on the waistband of his trousers, "It's a man! We must exercise! We must have a strong physique! A burly figure!"
"This way! Only in this way can we reflect our beauty!"
"Extremely beautiful and powerful!"
With a crisp sound of "tearing", Qianzicun just burst open his trousers indifferently after bursting his shirt!
Weak chicken customers: ...
Coach, let's not learn this!No, no, really don't learn!
Qianzicun was slapping his solid abdominal muscles, striding forward with strong thighs, caught a weak chicken who wanted to run, and buckled him on the treadmill: "Since you are ordinary humans, the training volume is temporarily reduced to [-]%. one."
The weak chicken customers were slightly moved: Coach, you are really... good, uh...
Qianzi Muramasa: "First run 3000 meters to warm up, then do 5 squats and stand ups, [-] sit-ups, skip rope for [-] minutes, and leapfrog three times... Well, the above [-] items must be completed!"
Weak chicken customers couldn't help but shed tears of emotion: You are really poisonous!
Someone wanted to sneak away, Jing Xing stood at the door holding his body: "Oh, do you want to die?"
Weak chicken customers: ...
Someone wanted to stop, but Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki laughed and dragged him back: "Hahaha! Come on! A man, never admit defeat! You are a man, you should practice to death!"
"Come on! Fight! Men!"
Weak chicken customers: ... No!Help!
After the weak chicken customers were tortured physically and mentally, the beauty salon project led by teenagers such as California Qingguang began.
The young swordsmen carried stretchers and first aid supplies, carried the weak chicken customers into the beauty salon, and carefully placed them on single beds.
Rantoshiro smiled and squeezed a hand of essential oil: "Hi sir, this is an essential oil that relieves sore muscles. It will take effect immediately after applying it. You can try the effect first, and then consider which package to try?"
As he spoke, Ranto Shiro gently applied essential oils to the customer, and the customer cried out comfortably, feeling that there is no wonderful enjoyment in the world.
Ranto Shiro: "Hello, would you like the simple package of 'Essential Oil, Massage', the standard package of 'Essential Oil, Massage, Mask', or the top deluxe package?"
Weak chicken customer: "What is the top deluxe package?"
Ranto Shiro: "Cleansing, hydrating, moisturizing, essential oils, massage, lifting and firming... and other services, after you enjoy them, you will become an exquisite successful person and get rid of various titles of 'community animals'."
The weak chicken customer hesitated for a while: "Excuse me..."
Ranto Shiro: "Newly opened today, half price discount, only [-] yen, you will enjoy a super first-class assembly line... Oh no, one-stop service."
One hundred thousand yen...it's really not expensive!
The weak chicken customer looked around and found that besides the "little girl" with long orange hair beside him, there were many beautiful and delicate "beautiful girls".
The man who had practiced for a whole morning was too old to tell the true gender of the "juvenile group".He only nodded vaguely, indicating that he would come to a deluxe package.
Ranto Shiro maintained a formulaic smile, took a number plate from the side, and stuck it on the customer's head as if marking the price of pork - number 001.
Afterwards, numbers 002, 003... were also born one after another. After all, there were 12 people in total.
California Qingguang nodded to the teenagers: "Are you ready?"
All the teenagers: "Get ready!"
As the voice fell, the weak chicken customers found themselves being picked up abruptly, lined up as if a canned meat was about to be labeled.
Afterwards, number 001 was put on the cutting board like a dead fish. Under his bewildered eyes, Toshiro Toshiro picked up the skin care products for cleaning, took the powder stick for swords, and began to "hand-in" number 001. .
Ah, how easy it is to make money!
In the past, it was human beings who "hand-made" swords, but now swords are "hand-made" for human beings. They are familiar with this program, and the operation is also convenient. It's a joy to do it!
Gukuu Fujishiro read: "Cleaning is complete."
Almost immediately, Zong San Zuowenwen and Jiang Xuezuowenwen picked up number 001 and moved him to the single bed on the other side.
He lifted up the serial number 002 again, and placed it in front of Toshiro the Gukui.
Gu Gu continued to read: "Cleaning begins."
Continue to pour skin care products, pat the powder stick, and so on ==
Customers: ...
The "beautician" on the second bed, California Qingguang, poured crystal clear toner and applied it to the customer: "The hydration begins."
Then wipe it all over again, and again, and again!
"The hydration is over."
Number 001 was lifted again and carried to the third bed ==
Customers: ...
The "beautician" on the third bed, Wuji Zhenzong, smiled: "Sir, after the previous two procedures, your skin is plump, firm and moist, which is just convenient for me to moisturize."
customer:……
This sentence seems to say "This pig is ready to be slaughtered after going through the previous breeding procedures. Don't worry, I will definitely keep it in the freshest state"... shuddering!
"Moisturizing begins."
As he spoke, he said a few words of thoughtful comfort, and then applied moisturizer.
"The moisturizer is over."
Number 001 was lifted again and placed on the fourth bed.
Yamato Shou Anding smiled stiffly, poured essential oils, and massaged vigorously. In the painful cry of number 001, he said "the massage is over."
The fifth bed, the sixth bed, the seventh bed...
When the weak chicken customers were rounded on the assembly line of the beauty salon, they saw their handsome faces in the mirror in a trance.
Hey, hey, hey hey...it seems worth it!
The weak chicken customers all showed their spoiled smiles.
……
Qin Xunzhen originally thought that gyms and beauty salons would hit a wall, but unexpectedly, these two cornucopias are so powerful that they are in full swing.
Seeing weak chicken customers fall in love with the touch of a powder stick, Qin Xunzhen said that he really doesn't understand this "fashion" ==
Honmaru is gradually full of popularity and vitality, and the swords are also moving forward all the way, towards a better life, as if they have stepped out of the darkness of the past.
But Qin Xun really understands that some things are not forgotten, but just temporarily unable to touch them.
I know the knives I raised, if the time comes, they will definitely bite to death the scumbags who treated them badly in the past!
The sword of my own Honmaru is "alive", but what about the rest of the Honmaru?
In the places she can't see, in the corners she can't touch, is life or death, or is life better than death?
However, sooner or later they will wake up.
When the seeds of "awakening" are sown in the first Honmaru, it is destined to be a miracle that sweeps all.
In the long history, human beings had a long history of slavery, but they did not stand up in the end.But today's swords are not much different from those of humans back then.
Qin Xunzhen turned his head sideways: "Ba Xing."
Baxing Naginata respectfully said: "I am here, Lord."
Qin Xunzhen: "Let Guijia Zhenzong pick up a few suitable swords and go for a walk in Wanwu."
Baxing Naginata: "I don't know what the main hall wants them to bring back?"
Qin Xunzhen: "You don't need to bring anything back, but you have to take out what you have learned. Tell Guijia the exact words, and he will understand."
"Yes."
……
Guijia Zhenzong looked at the sky after getting the news, and found several partners who also worked in the Cowherd's shop. After conveying Ji Jun's words as they were, they went to Wanwu together.
Stopping and stopping along the way, after a while, Sanriyue came to the most remote corner of Wanwu.
Once upon a time, they came to this station street in desperation, just to get some help to maintain the increasingly crumbling Honmaru.But I don't want to revisit the old place in just half a year, it seems to be as far away as the vicissitudes of life.
Sanriyue sighed, put on a kind smile, and walked towards the most remote corner.
Xu Shi did a good job in the work of Yiqi Yizheng, so that until now, there are very few swords standing on the street.But "very little" doesn't mean none.
They found three scarred swords, one of which was seriously injured!
They are Zongsan Zuowen, California Qingguang and Yamato Shuanding.Among them, the situation of Yamato Mori is the most critical, already crumbling and full of lifelessness.
Without hesitation, Sanriyue handed them the crystal of spiritual power, lowered her eyes and asked, "What happened to your Honmaru?"
California Qingguang hugged Yamato Shou'an tightly: "Thank you for your generosity, but...we don't want to cause trouble, your god judge...if you meddle in your own business, he..."
"You just need to tell me, what happened to your Honmaru?"
California Qingguang bit his lip tightly, trembling all over, but he just refused to utter a word.He was afraid of hurting the good heart blade, he didn't want to cause trouble for them, some things... blade can never beat humans.
At this moment, Zong Sanzuo said indifferently: "Our new trial... sleeps right away."
As he spoke, he untied his blood-stained clothes, which were full of knife marks and stitched wounds: "He was also curious about how our physiological structure is different from that of human beings..."
San Riyue's eyes were indescribably indifferent, but she smiled on her face: "Hey, let me teach you a few methods to punish the scum."
"Disco, fitness and grooming."
"Hahaha, I'm not kidding, believe me, this can...well, how do you say that?"
"This can be 'taken away'."
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