[Comprehensive] Since I took over the ancestors of the Honmaru
Chapter 39 The first knife
Kiko Sadamune is worthy of being a quasi-A-rank Honmaru valet sword, with a keen sense of smell and sharp eyesight when waiting for the blade.
From the outbreak of the incident to the final curtain, from the selection of actors to the arrangement of the script, from the excuses for making troubles to the follow-up deployment, they are all arranged clearly and clearly.
Mention "Sleeping Dangfan" in an ordinary tone to dispel the suspicion of the judge; use the other side as an excuse to take away the godlike teammates.
There is Hasebe inside to stabilize Ji Jun, and Sanriyue outside is carrying the banner.
Then there's a beloved brother who is mad at the first stage, and Tsurumaru who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic. Is there any reason why this matter cannot be successful?
In fact, Guijia Zhenzong is not an enthusiastic swordsman. He has a small mind and can only hold one master.As for colleagues and siblings, what is that, can it be eaten?
Compared with the master, everything is a cloud.
But this time, he reluctantly entrusted his master to Hasebe, in order to quickly and ruthlessly deal with the truth about the "sleeping fan" that was about to be exposed.
His dog Xiujin Sama is so cute and kind, he only thinks that "Zi Dang Fan" is a dance... Tsk, of course this kind of thing has to be guided by him personally and slowly experienced.
How can it be said through the mouth of another Honmaru's sword that it is still such a cruel and dark side, if it leaves a heavy shadow on Ji Jun's heart, it will not be beautiful.
It's not allowed, it's never allowed!
He, Guijia Zhenzong, the blade of the world's number one lover, vowed to defend Gou Xiujin Sama's purity to the death!
Fortunately, he didn't choose the wrong blade, and the three-strike sword that he took away from Honmaru was both wise and brave in every blade.Especially in the first episode, it is completely the main force to beat up the scum judges in the "Sleep Dang Fan"!
As a favorite brother, Kuangmo, another Honmaru's younger brother is also a younger brother.The scumbag tortured his younger brothers physically and mentally, how could he not take revenge!
The grotesque Daguangjian, the magical and terrifying "F4", the deafening background music...
"Sleeping Dangfan" who had been tossing for a whole night, although he vented his anger for this Honmaru's sword, he did not solve the problem from the root cause.
After dawn, there is still a tough battle to fight.
Zha Shen was lying dying in the Tianshou Pavilion, and the Daguang room was full of mess, but Wu Ren was determined to clean it up.
A group of poor little fellows seemed to have found their backbone, and they all sat down around Sanriyue et al., quietly waiting for their arrangements and dispatches.
Sanriyue swept towards the blades: "Have all the bladers arrived?"
This Honmaru's Saya Zuo wrote: "No...there are twelve vibrating swords lying in the hand and entering the room, so I can't come. Judging...that scum just wants to use resources to forge the sword, not spend it on repairing the sword."
As he said that, Zhen Dian Dao's eyes became red: "For him, we can be continuously forged, and repairing is a waste. Brother Zongsan... Honmaru has changed to Brother Liu Zhenzong."
In the first phase, Yizheng's face darkened. He is also a brother's blade, who can understand brotherhood and resentment.
If his younger brothers also changed crop after crop like this, he would go crazy if he didn't fall into the dark.
"Counting us, there are only 37 swords in this maru." Gu Ghou looked coldly, "Only Xiaoye Yizhen is left in the 'Zuo Wenwen' sword school. Zongsandian changed six blades one after another, and Jiang Xuedian was shattered on the battlefield."
"The first phase hall including 'Awataguchi' is also..."
Gu Gu took a deep breath, and his voice trembled slightly: "If Taidao refuses to sleep, the scum will send a dagger to fight on the battlefield. On the condition of repairing the dagger, he will force Taidao to serve him for fun."
"He's a sadist."
The Tianshou Pavilion is basically an interrogation room with complete torture equipment!
The room fell into dead silence, as if a bloody fig leaf had been torn open, revealing a large number of unhealed scars underneath, which was shocking.
"I have a question, please explain, Bone Palace." Guijia Zhenzong pushed his glasses, curled the corners of his lips, "What background does this scum have?"
"To what extent is it so big that you have to endure his atrocities again and again?"
"You have come to Wanwu, but you dare not go to ask for help. You don't dare to make the situation worse even when there are many god judges around you."
"If Shukin Sama, the dog of our Honmaru, hadn't noticed you, are you going to leave quietly like that?"
"Yes……"
"If that Ji Jun hadn't called me, I wouldn't have asked for help."
Gu Gu smiled wryly: "There are so many god judges, some of them are aware of my difficulties. But... they just don't want to take care of it."
"For another Honmaru's sword, to offend another god judge and the family behind him, no one wants to do business at a loss."
As he said that, he closed his eyes and clenched his hands into fists: "As for the scum... 30 years ago, when a family of psychics was founded together, the government maintained history. He was born since then, and he is a descendant of one of the families."
"That's all we know about him, and nothing more."
The offshoot of a family of psykers was assigned to an ownerless C-rank Honmaru... and his ability was not enough to support the operation of the entire Honmaru.
Compared with other ability users, this scum is very poor, and it is not worthy of being a god judge at all.
After thinking about it, Sanriyue suddenly smiled: "This scum is nothing to be afraid of."
Gu Gu slowly raised his head.
"You have been trained for a long time, and you have been under abuse for a long time. When you think of him, you will feel fearful and invincible. Naturally, you will ignore the most essential things."
Sanriyue said: "The veteran-level family has been in business for 30 years, and most of them take over the high-level Honmaru. But this, even the operation of the Honmaru can't afford it. The ability is too poor, and it must be an abandoned pawn."
"Rather than letting him take over a Honmaru training, it is better to say that he is given a Honmaru to guard and exile."
"Aristocratic family, if you want to erase the stain but can't do it yourself, you must borrow the anger of the sword."
"In the end, people were wiped out by the sword, but the sword fell into the dark. The family will clean up all of you in the name of 'cleaning up the dark fall'. The truth... will never be revealed."
The swordsmen in Daguangjian were both chilled and scared, and trembling with anger.
And Guijia Zhenzong is not a good sword, so he sprinkled salt on the wound of the sword: "The dregs who can't lift their heads in the aristocratic family can only find their 'self-esteem' and 'dignity' in the 'Zan Dang Fan'."
"Relying on the sword of humiliation to obtain the so-called sense of accomplishment is really terrible."
Gu Gu caressed Wakizashi, and slowly got up: "I'm going to kill him now!"
But before he could take a step, he was pinned down on the cushion by Yiqi Yizheng.
"No matter what hands you move, you are not afraid of getting your hands dirty."
Sanriyue's eyes flickered: "Your Honmaru was assigned to him by the Government of Time, not out of your will."
"'Ze Dang Fan' is a request he made privately, and it is not your wish."
"You have enough reasons to prove your innocence."
"He has tortured you for so long, and there are many swordsmen who went to the government of the time to ask for help." San Riyue persuasively said, "But in the end, nothing happened."
"I believe that in the future, they will not pay any attention to your Honmaru's calls for help about 'Ze Dang Ban'."
"And this is your chance."
The smile on Sanriyue's face was beautiful, but black mud overflowed from the bottom of his heart: "Doesn't he like 'Zi Dang Fan'?"
"Then let him be planted in 'Zi Dang Fan'."
"This may be the first case of a god-inspector who died due to excessive indulgence, but it will definitely not be the last." San Riyue continued, "I don't think we need to teach you how to open 'Zi Dang Fan'."
"How easy it is to kill him."
"It's more comfortable to torture him."
"When Tsurumaru Temple comes back with the photo, you can use those threats. Human beings are very strange. They don't feel a little bit uncomfortable when they trample on others, but they care very much about others trampling on themselves."
"With those ugly photos, he dare not resist no matter how he threatens."
"Because, even if he is willing to lose face, the family behind him is not willing!"
Sanriyue smiled lightly: "Control the equipment of the castle tower, and you will control everything."
"Even if the aristocratic family comes to seek trouble, you can try your best to counter the threat. As long as you dare to do it, they really dare not do anything to you."
"For example, tell them that there are quite a few photos. When Honmaru smashes the knife, he throws out a copy."
"It's been 30 years, can the aristocratic families of the Government of Time be in harmony as before?"
"Obviously not!" San Riyue continued, "They want to destroy you, so naturally someone will be willing to save you, it depends on whether you are smart or not."
"And then... sleep every night, the light in the big room is dim, and Fox Nosuke can't tell who is being beaten. It will only faithfully report to the government of time and tell them that this Honmaru is extremely absurd."
"In this way, even if the scum asks for help, no one will accept it. Who would have thought that you would be the ones who took the initiative to open the 'Sleeping Fan'?"
"No one doubts the sword. After all, you have been humiliated for a long time, and you have not resisted the successful 'loser'."
The eyes of Zhongren are getting brighter and brighter, the temper that has been suppressed for nearly a year, and the pain that has been endured for so long, finally broke out completely at this moment!
Humans have always done bad things to them so easily, so why don't they take revenge in the same way?
These are all things that human beings taught them step by step, so who can blame them!
Sanriyue stopped talking, and mentioned everything that should be mentioned. How to go and how far to go are all matters of this Maru itself.
Sure enough, after changing the God Judge, he was greatly affected.
If the self a few years ago could have half of today's city, then no matter how bad he is, he can still keep "Awataguchi", right?
It's just a pity that there is no "if" in the world.
Tsurumaru came back with a camera hanging around his neck and a bag of photos. He had no idea that during his absence, the Ohiro room was filled with all kinds of shady transactions——
First issue: "After killing the scum, if you are hunted down, go to Wanwu and wait for me in the corner where F-level Honmaru is stationed. I will take you away, and the hunters will never find you again! "
At present, Ji Jun has 365 F-level Honmaru under his command. As long as he hides, the government of the time will not be able to find the "wanted criminal" for hundreds of years.
Kikko Sadamune: "Hey, this kind of scum, there should be a 'same friend'. Please pay attention to one or two, and contact those Honmaru swords by the way, and then tell them the correct usage of 'Zendangban'."
He didn't want to go shopping with the dog Xiujin Sama in the future and have to deal with this kind of thing.
Really, disturb his happy time with his master!
Sanriyue Shi Shiran got up: "It's time for us to leave, gentlemen, please take care of yourself."
Tsurumaru: "Eh? Are you leaving now? What about these photos?"
"Is it like our Honmaru, after the 'Zen Dang Ban' is pasted in the Daihiro Room?"
Many Blades: ...
Wait, wait, your Honmaru also has "Zi Dang Fan", and you still posted the photo in the big room? !
Oh my god, what a heavy taste this is!
Trinity Moon, Phase [-], Kikko Sadamune: ...
With a smile on his face, "F3" dragged Shahe away awkwardly and politely.
After finally shaping the image of the unfathomable savior, Tsurumaru ruined everything ==
……
Half a month later, Qin Xunzhen, who was browsing the Trial Forum, saw a message in the style of UC: [Shocked!A certain C-level scumbag trial frequently opened "Sleeping Party", and finally ended like this...]
Qin Xunzhen clicked into it, and saw a bunch of real hammer photos of "Banding Discos in the Great Guangjian", which were colorful and poorly recognizable. He could only vaguely see a bunch of shirtless swords and swords with disheveled hair, which can be called a group of demons dancing wildly.
According to the post, this C-level Honmaru judge is keen on "sleeping time", so keen that he drags his sword and dances together every night.
Staying up all night, dancing every night, and suffering from alcohol poisoning, it is also embarrassing to die suddenly during the carnival.
After a series of digging, it was discovered that this guy was actually a high-level kid, and the various twists and turns and inside stories were shocking!
Looking at the comments again, almost all of them are condemning the bad character of the slag trial and lack of restraint; they also scold that the government of the time is not as good as before, and even such a person is worthy of being a god judge; it is pitiful for that Honmaru sword, who has been tortured for a long time...
It turns out that although the Government of Time was established in the 23rd century, it has a conservative style, and activities such as "Sleeping Dang Fan" are currently prohibited...
Qin Xunzhen thought so.
After a while, she closed the page without interest, and started to apply for the discussion and practice with Honmaru instead.
The so-called raising a pig for a hundred days is a short period of time. It's time to let the world know the combat effectiveness of piglets!
Qin Xunzhen in this room is busy looking for the next hot spot target, and Yiqi Yizhen in that room has found the fleeing sword in the corner of Wanwu, and led them to the idle F-class Honmaru.
Phase [-]: "Your suspicion is very small, how could you be hunted down?"
Gu Gu shook his head: "I was not hunted down."
"Then why..."
Gu Gu smiled coldly: "Brother Yiqi, the innocent sword of C-rank Honmaru disappeared overnight, wouldn't this result be better?"
"Public opinion is chaotic, I know, so it should disappear at this time. As for who did it, let humans imagine and prevaricate, let them eat dogs!"
"In the past half a month, Ren has figured out a lot." The bone ghoul gradually turned black, "We will not place our hopes on the next god judge. Instead of looking forward to human beings, we should win the future ourselves!"
"If you don't show up, we will only end up in the dark."
"Receiving help is far worse than self-help!"
In the first phase, he was slightly in a daze, the bones in front of him were stronger than any he had ever seen, and he had really grown a lot.But no matter how mature he is, he is still his younger brother.
Thinking about it, he patted Gu Gu on the shoulder, and said, "Then take your Honmaru and walk on."
Perhaps one day in the future, you will be able to open your hearts again and welcome a truly excellent examiner.
At that moment, you will find that people are divided into good and bad, and there are always good and bad.Don't generalize about the same thing just because you have experienced scum.
In the first phase, Yizhen sent away the bone-sucking Honmaru, but after returning to Honmaru, he found that Ji Jun was leading a heavily armed team, holding a pig in his hand, and standing neatly in front of the space-time compass.
He was startled, and rushed forward: "What is this going to do?"
Yingwan said softly: "Pig riding practice."
Phase [-] twitched his mouth: "Then what are they wearing? Well, those pants...why are they swollen?"
Yingwan said in a small voice: "Riding a pig is too bumpy. In order to protect the 'vital points', something must be padded."
"What did you put on?"
"Diapers."
Phase [-]:...
Yingwan said again: "Wanwu's diapers have been purchased, and they are stored in Honmaru's warehouse."
Issue [-]: "This is a waste, why do we need so much?"
Yingwan: "Ji Jun said, prepare early, and learn to be a successful scalper from today on."
Phase [-]:...
He just went out to do errands for a long time, why there are so many words that he doesn't understand, what the hell is a scalper? !
At the same time, Qin Xunzhen said to the six-edged sword behind him: "Are you ready?"
Kiko Sadamune, Hasebe, Imaiken, Ranto Shiro, Tsurumaru, and Natsuo Toshiro all made trouble-making voices: "Yes! The blade is here, the pig is here, and the pig is dead!"
Piggy paw excitedly: "Hm Chi Hm Chi Hm Chi!"
Qin Xunzhen: ...
I have never taught you this kind of slogan, why does my Honmaru turn on the cult mode even after a discussion ==
Injected with spiritual power, the space-time compass instantly bloomed.Another lengthy passage, another rapidly regressing scene, and endless starlight.
When the dust settled, they were already standing in a vast virgin forest.The surrounding ancient trees are towering, covering the sky and the sun; after the new rain under the feet, the soil is slightly wet.
The fresh air hit, and the fluctuation of spiritual power slowed down.
One team after another entered the practice field. At a glance, they were all C-level Honmaru.
So, which A-level Honmaru is so lucky to become the hot spot she wants to rub this time?
Qin Xunzhen couldn't help showing a "goodwill" smile.
result--
The so-called "We meet everywhere in life, and there are no coincidences in the world that make a book" is true. The A-level Honmaru judge who came to watch the battle this time is actually the same person as the unlucky guy last time!
At that time, the A-level judge and Qin Xunzhen looked at each other, the former's expression was distorted, while the latter's expression was kind.
Under the puzzled eyes of all the C-level god judges, Qin Xunzhen approached each other and said with a smile, "Is the sour plum soup delicious last time?"
A-level review: ...
All the C-level judges suddenly realized that they even drank sour plum soup. Could it be a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend?However, looking at the black face of the A-level interrogator, could it be his ex-girlfriend?
No, I always feel that something is wrong ==
"I've prepared pork rib soup this time!" Qin Xunzhen smiled and pointed to the six pigs beside him, and said, "This pill raised some useless piglets, which were just chopped a few days ago, you have to try them." Do you want to taste it?"
The piggies are trembling QAQ!
The A-level judge snorted coldly, and shook his sleeves to express his rejection.He was brought down once, will he be brought down a second time?
What a joke!He will never be planted in the hands of the same woman twice!
He found an open space, and the sword following behind had already looked at him now.In minutes, he took out the folding stool and set it up, and also neatly prepared a small table and snacks.
The C-level judge couldn't help but let out a voice of envy: "As expected of an A-level Honmaru, these swords are really well-trained!"
The A-level judge was very satisfied, and was about to be modest, but soon he couldn't laugh anymore.
At a distance of seven or eight meters from him, the woman's Hasebe and Kikko Sadamune shot together——
Cut off the entangled vines with lightning speed, turned out the patterns with nimble fingers and shrewd mind, weaved the vines quickly, and the weaving became bigger and bigger. He found the thick tree branches as the tops, and tied the vines on the ground. on it.
The short knife picked flowers, and Tsurumaru found tender grass. They threw them on the newly made natural swing, covered them with a soft blanket, and invited Qin Xunzhen to take a seat.
Then come delicate pastries and delicious jerky, even cheese and feta.
Hasebe is as elegant as a deacon in the [-]th century: "Time is poor and materials are lacking. We can only do so much. The soil is wet and slippery. I still have to wrong Ji Jun to stay on the swing."
The A-level judge suddenly felt that the folding stool under his buttocks could not sit on ==
The C-level judge growled inwardly: No!This is not wronged!This is not wronged at all!
Guijia Zhenzong sighed helplessly: "I came out in a hurry, with too few preparations, so I can only provide these crude meals to the dog Xiujin Sama, please let the master make up for it."
The A-level judge suddenly felt that he couldn't eat the melon and fruit snacks ==
The C-level judge cried in the storm: No!It's not crude!Not at all!
People look stupid compared to others, and you have to throw them away when you compare goods.
As a domineering president, Qin Xunzhen has to be pompous no matter what door he goes out or where he goes.She is the master who brings her own enthusiasm anytime, anywhere, and the king who can appear on the cover of magazines in minutes!
And her blade is the most competent secretary, how could she embarrass her boss?
To put it bluntly, they are all scene people.
It was a good practice, and once again let the opponent lose the momentum without even starting the competition.
Fortunately, the A-level judge was still able to hold out. After a cold snort, he announced the start of the rehearsal, and made an impromptu decision: "The team that wins to the end can get the friendly guidance of A-level Honmaru."
The C-level judges are very excited. Even if they face the A-level judges, the result of this discussion is bound to be one-sided, but if they can be taught by the A-level seniors, they will benefit endlessly!
The result of the competition will definitely be reported to the government of the time. If he wins to the end and still fights against A-level Honmaru, even if he only survives three rounds, he may be promoted.
Thinking of this, the C-level judge was excited!
As a D-level judge, Qin Xunzhen was naturally the first one to be eliminated.In the country of Neon, there is a hellish rule, that is, hierarchy and seniority.
As a D-level judge, her grade and seniority are not ranked high, and she "can't be a human being", "doesn't know how to be modest", "only cares about her own enjoyment", and "disregards the feelings of her predecessors", so she is bound to become the target of public criticism.
So, the unlucky C-level judge for the first time jumped out confidently: "Please give me more advice!"
The swords were in formation, and they put their hands on the hilts, making an attacking gesture.
Natsuo Toshiro quickly untied a big sack from the piglet's back, took it out, and threw dense balls of feces in the offensive way of "Pear Blossom Rainstorm Needle"!
Catfish tail roared: "Throw dung soldiers! Come on!"
All the C-level judges and A-level judges: ... vote, vote for dung soldiers? !
Tsurumaru responded loudly: "I will support you!"
Then he untied the second big sack, and also threw dense dung balls in the form of "storm pear blossom needles"!
Ninja: Multiple shadow throwing dung technique!
Accompanied by a crackling sound, the first C-level judge and six-edged sword were thrown balls of dung all over their bodies, and there was an indescribable smell.
C-level review: ...
Swordsmen: ...
Before they could make a move, they were forcefully persuaded to retreat by a pile of dung balls!Isn't this a walkthrough?How can this be!How could you do this to them!
"You are too deceitful!" The C-level judge cried bitterly, "I will ask Honmaru's four big swords to hit you! Wow——"
Once upon a time, someone said to her like this: 【Qin Xunzhen, you are too deceptive!Wait for me, my elder brother/elder sister/father/mother/grandma/grandpa will not let you go! 】
After that, they will cover their faces with their sleeves, weeping and bleeding, and run towards the sunset in a very girlish posture... Oh no, run for their lives.
And at this moment, the C-level judge also finished his harsh words, covered his face with his sleeves, shed tears and feces, and ran towards the sunset in a very girlish posture... Oh no, running through the tunnel of time and space.
Qin Xunzhen: ...
The routine tells her that most likely she won't be able to overcome the big storm, she just needs to maintain the daily regimen of the Buddhist boss ==
After running a C-level judge, there was a moment of silence on the scene. Facing the dung balls in the hands of Nanwei and Tsurumaru, all the C-level judges felt like retreating.
The hand of the A-level judge trembled slightly: ...
Am I destined to clash with this Honmaru?
"Don't throw dung balls!" The A-level judge gritted his teeth.
Qin Xunzhen followed the good advice: "Okay."
As a result, the next C-level review team fell into the hands of fully trained swordsmen.
They couldn't believe that the spiritual power of a mere D-level judge could support a fully trained sword!
The next team was planted in a series of guards...
At the end of the fight, Qin Xunzhen went to the A-level trial again, and when the two teams lined up, Qin Xunzhen showed a determined smile: "It's time for you to see our secret weapon of Honmaru! "
The A-level judge had a bad feeling in his heart.
On the opposite side, the six-strength full-strength sword brought out six fat and strong piglets, and issued an order that shattered the three views of the A-level judge——
"Cub! Hit him!"
The next moment, thousands of pigs are galloping, magnificent!
……
It was around eight o'clock at night, and in front of the large LCD TV in the large room, a bunch of blades were sitting.They stared intently at the screen, watching the good-looking host broadcast today's news.
"Today's Government Evening News. At around two o'clock this afternoon, the rehearsal location in the A250 area was a big surprise. The C-level Honmaru lost consecutively to the D-level Honmaru, and even the long-famous A-level Honmaru suffered heavy losses."
"Whether this is the fall of A-level Honmaru or the rise of D-level Honmaru, please watch the following video..."
In the 1080P high-definition video, the faces of the god judges were pasted with cartoon animal heads, but the swords were not covered, and even the pigs were clearly photographed.
The first game, the dung ball battle!
The second round, by surprise!
The third round, infinite defense!
……
The last game, Golden Pig Arch!
Arch what door?
Seeing the posture of the poor A-level judge covering his ass and running wildly, the audience knew it very well ==
"From the video, we can see that this D-level god judge abandoned the traditional model and abandoned the horses to raise piglets. And the actual combat of these pigs is indeed unexpected, especially suitable for jungle warfare..."
The host boasted a lot of rainbow farts. Piggy's record is in front of his eyes. The government of the time is not blind. They dared to release the video resources and publicized them, so they had the idea of letting the judges raise pigs!
Among them, there is also an interview with an unlucky A-level judge who was injured and hospitalized.
To be honest, Qin Xun really sympathizes with this big brother who has suffered misfortune and has been spoofed twice.
She really didn't know that Piggy likes to go up from the bottom, this top... tsk, miserable brother.
On the screen, the unlucky A-level judge lying on the hospital bed was covered with a thick mosaic, and accepted the interview sadly: "I regretted it at that time, very regretful..."
At the same time, an interview with D-class Honmaru was also released——
Ranto Shiro pointed at the camera and smiled sweetly: "To raise pigs, you must first buy healthy piglets; secondly, you must raise them well and cultivate more relationships; finally, you must prepare enough diapers to prevent them from getting hurt when riding a pig." harm……"
At the end, the host also mentioned a sentence: "The unexpected result, but it is reasonable. Breaking the inherent format can achieve such a great success. It is a miracle that D-level beat A-level! And the pig, is The key to miracles!"
"According to the inquiry, the price of a horse is [-] pennies, while the price of a piglet is [-] pennies, and the price of an adult pig is [-] pennies. It's really cheap in comparison!"
Qin Xunzhen smiled: "Has Wanwu's storefront been tidied up?"
Sanriyue: "The preparations are complete."
Qin Xunzhen raised his chin slightly: "Are nearly a thousand adult pigs out of the slaughterhouse?"
One issue and one shock: "It's ready."
Qin Xunzhen: "Tomorrow, all our piglets and adult pigs will be sold on the market, and the price will triple, understand?"
"Yes!"
"Take out the diapers hoarded in the warehouse and sell them, and the price will increase tenfold, understand?"
"Yes!"
"Clean up all the food and grass of the F-grade Honmaru, label the low-grade products as 'high-grade pig feed', and sell them at five times the market price, understand?"
"Yes!"
"Before the grand opening, let Liuzhen Dao lead the six pigs through the stage. Tell everyone that only the pigs produced by our Honmaru are the best products in ten thousand, understand?"
"Yes!"
Very good, the advertising effect, Piggy's strength, and the first victory have all been published in the media. It's time for her Honmaru to make her C debut!
And she will eventually become the richest man in ten thousand households, and once again start the domineering road of "Tianliang Wang Po"!
Start a business, start with raising pigs!
……
On the second day, the new shop in Wanwu exploded, and all the items for sale were sold out.After all, there were not a few Honmaru on the battlefield. Even if each Honmaru only purchased six piglets to form a team, the supply would be in short supply.
In short, Qin Xunzhen's first bucket of funds has already been in place.
As for the number of piglets...
With Hasebe around, it's not a problem at all!
Qin Xunzhen discovered that Hasebe was the same chef, Hasebe was rational, and Kameko Sadamune was emotional.The former was already fighting for her career, while the latter was still pestering her every day, and she couldn't get rid of her wherever she went.
In desperation, Qin Xunzhen could only bear to beat him: "Tortoise shell, do you know what the god judges like these days?"
Before he could finish thinking, she said, "For example, I like men who are practical and capable, have great performance, and strive for entrepreneurship!"
"And now, I like Hasebe the most."
Tortoiseshell Zhenzong: ...
Dog Shukinsama!why why?
"Dog Xiujin Sama, I, what did I do wrong? How can I be better than Hasebe?"
Qin Xunzhen patted him on the shoulder: "Go to him and see what he is doing. Soon you will understand why I like him more."
She thought Hasebe was cleaning the pigsty, raising piglets, and harvesting crops... She hoped that Kikko Sadamune would learn more and stop pestering her.
But she never expected——
Kikko Sadamune came to the pigsty and saw Hasebe patiently looking after a sow with a book beside him.
He smiled on the skin: "Hasebe, what are you doing?"
Heh, reading in the pigsty, does Xiujin Sama the dog like this kind of hard-working personality?
Hasebe rubbed the sow's fur without looking back: "Alukin needs more piglets, and I will try my best to take care of what she wants!"
Heh, what book are you reading?Still watching in the pigsty?Isn't it just to attract the attention of Gou Xiujin?
Guijia Zhenzong picked up the book and was about to say something sarcastic, but in a blink of an eye, he saw the words on it - "Postpartum Care of Sows".
Tortoiseshell Zhenzong: ...
Are you a devil? Hasebe!
From the outbreak of the incident to the final curtain, from the selection of actors to the arrangement of the script, from the excuses for making troubles to the follow-up deployment, they are all arranged clearly and clearly.
Mention "Sleeping Dangfan" in an ordinary tone to dispel the suspicion of the judge; use the other side as an excuse to take away the godlike teammates.
There is Hasebe inside to stabilize Ji Jun, and Sanriyue outside is carrying the banner.
Then there's a beloved brother who is mad at the first stage, and Tsurumaru who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic. Is there any reason why this matter cannot be successful?
In fact, Guijia Zhenzong is not an enthusiastic swordsman. He has a small mind and can only hold one master.As for colleagues and siblings, what is that, can it be eaten?
Compared with the master, everything is a cloud.
But this time, he reluctantly entrusted his master to Hasebe, in order to quickly and ruthlessly deal with the truth about the "sleeping fan" that was about to be exposed.
His dog Xiujin Sama is so cute and kind, he only thinks that "Zi Dang Fan" is a dance... Tsk, of course this kind of thing has to be guided by him personally and slowly experienced.
How can it be said through the mouth of another Honmaru's sword that it is still such a cruel and dark side, if it leaves a heavy shadow on Ji Jun's heart, it will not be beautiful.
It's not allowed, it's never allowed!
He, Guijia Zhenzong, the blade of the world's number one lover, vowed to defend Gou Xiujin Sama's purity to the death!
Fortunately, he didn't choose the wrong blade, and the three-strike sword that he took away from Honmaru was both wise and brave in every blade.Especially in the first episode, it is completely the main force to beat up the scum judges in the "Sleep Dang Fan"!
As a favorite brother, Kuangmo, another Honmaru's younger brother is also a younger brother.The scumbag tortured his younger brothers physically and mentally, how could he not take revenge!
The grotesque Daguangjian, the magical and terrifying "F4", the deafening background music...
"Sleeping Dangfan" who had been tossing for a whole night, although he vented his anger for this Honmaru's sword, he did not solve the problem from the root cause.
After dawn, there is still a tough battle to fight.
Zha Shen was lying dying in the Tianshou Pavilion, and the Daguang room was full of mess, but Wu Ren was determined to clean it up.
A group of poor little fellows seemed to have found their backbone, and they all sat down around Sanriyue et al., quietly waiting for their arrangements and dispatches.
Sanriyue swept towards the blades: "Have all the bladers arrived?"
This Honmaru's Saya Zuo wrote: "No...there are twelve vibrating swords lying in the hand and entering the room, so I can't come. Judging...that scum just wants to use resources to forge the sword, not spend it on repairing the sword."
As he said that, Zhen Dian Dao's eyes became red: "For him, we can be continuously forged, and repairing is a waste. Brother Zongsan... Honmaru has changed to Brother Liu Zhenzong."
In the first phase, Yizheng's face darkened. He is also a brother's blade, who can understand brotherhood and resentment.
If his younger brothers also changed crop after crop like this, he would go crazy if he didn't fall into the dark.
"Counting us, there are only 37 swords in this maru." Gu Ghou looked coldly, "Only Xiaoye Yizhen is left in the 'Zuo Wenwen' sword school. Zongsandian changed six blades one after another, and Jiang Xuedian was shattered on the battlefield."
"The first phase hall including 'Awataguchi' is also..."
Gu Gu took a deep breath, and his voice trembled slightly: "If Taidao refuses to sleep, the scum will send a dagger to fight on the battlefield. On the condition of repairing the dagger, he will force Taidao to serve him for fun."
"He's a sadist."
The Tianshou Pavilion is basically an interrogation room with complete torture equipment!
The room fell into dead silence, as if a bloody fig leaf had been torn open, revealing a large number of unhealed scars underneath, which was shocking.
"I have a question, please explain, Bone Palace." Guijia Zhenzong pushed his glasses, curled the corners of his lips, "What background does this scum have?"
"To what extent is it so big that you have to endure his atrocities again and again?"
"You have come to Wanwu, but you dare not go to ask for help. You don't dare to make the situation worse even when there are many god judges around you."
"If Shukin Sama, the dog of our Honmaru, hadn't noticed you, are you going to leave quietly like that?"
"Yes……"
"If that Ji Jun hadn't called me, I wouldn't have asked for help."
Gu Gu smiled wryly: "There are so many god judges, some of them are aware of my difficulties. But... they just don't want to take care of it."
"For another Honmaru's sword, to offend another god judge and the family behind him, no one wants to do business at a loss."
As he said that, he closed his eyes and clenched his hands into fists: "As for the scum... 30 years ago, when a family of psychics was founded together, the government maintained history. He was born since then, and he is a descendant of one of the families."
"That's all we know about him, and nothing more."
The offshoot of a family of psykers was assigned to an ownerless C-rank Honmaru... and his ability was not enough to support the operation of the entire Honmaru.
Compared with other ability users, this scum is very poor, and it is not worthy of being a god judge at all.
After thinking about it, Sanriyue suddenly smiled: "This scum is nothing to be afraid of."
Gu Gu slowly raised his head.
"You have been trained for a long time, and you have been under abuse for a long time. When you think of him, you will feel fearful and invincible. Naturally, you will ignore the most essential things."
Sanriyue said: "The veteran-level family has been in business for 30 years, and most of them take over the high-level Honmaru. But this, even the operation of the Honmaru can't afford it. The ability is too poor, and it must be an abandoned pawn."
"Rather than letting him take over a Honmaru training, it is better to say that he is given a Honmaru to guard and exile."
"Aristocratic family, if you want to erase the stain but can't do it yourself, you must borrow the anger of the sword."
"In the end, people were wiped out by the sword, but the sword fell into the dark. The family will clean up all of you in the name of 'cleaning up the dark fall'. The truth... will never be revealed."
The swordsmen in Daguangjian were both chilled and scared, and trembling with anger.
And Guijia Zhenzong is not a good sword, so he sprinkled salt on the wound of the sword: "The dregs who can't lift their heads in the aristocratic family can only find their 'self-esteem' and 'dignity' in the 'Zan Dang Fan'."
"Relying on the sword of humiliation to obtain the so-called sense of accomplishment is really terrible."
Gu Gu caressed Wakizashi, and slowly got up: "I'm going to kill him now!"
But before he could take a step, he was pinned down on the cushion by Yiqi Yizheng.
"No matter what hands you move, you are not afraid of getting your hands dirty."
Sanriyue's eyes flickered: "Your Honmaru was assigned to him by the Government of Time, not out of your will."
"'Ze Dang Fan' is a request he made privately, and it is not your wish."
"You have enough reasons to prove your innocence."
"He has tortured you for so long, and there are many swordsmen who went to the government of the time to ask for help." San Riyue persuasively said, "But in the end, nothing happened."
"I believe that in the future, they will not pay any attention to your Honmaru's calls for help about 'Ze Dang Ban'."
"And this is your chance."
The smile on Sanriyue's face was beautiful, but black mud overflowed from the bottom of his heart: "Doesn't he like 'Zi Dang Fan'?"
"Then let him be planted in 'Zi Dang Fan'."
"This may be the first case of a god-inspector who died due to excessive indulgence, but it will definitely not be the last." San Riyue continued, "I don't think we need to teach you how to open 'Zi Dang Fan'."
"How easy it is to kill him."
"It's more comfortable to torture him."
"When Tsurumaru Temple comes back with the photo, you can use those threats. Human beings are very strange. They don't feel a little bit uncomfortable when they trample on others, but they care very much about others trampling on themselves."
"With those ugly photos, he dare not resist no matter how he threatens."
"Because, even if he is willing to lose face, the family behind him is not willing!"
Sanriyue smiled lightly: "Control the equipment of the castle tower, and you will control everything."
"Even if the aristocratic family comes to seek trouble, you can try your best to counter the threat. As long as you dare to do it, they really dare not do anything to you."
"For example, tell them that there are quite a few photos. When Honmaru smashes the knife, he throws out a copy."
"It's been 30 years, can the aristocratic families of the Government of Time be in harmony as before?"
"Obviously not!" San Riyue continued, "They want to destroy you, so naturally someone will be willing to save you, it depends on whether you are smart or not."
"And then... sleep every night, the light in the big room is dim, and Fox Nosuke can't tell who is being beaten. It will only faithfully report to the government of time and tell them that this Honmaru is extremely absurd."
"In this way, even if the scum asks for help, no one will accept it. Who would have thought that you would be the ones who took the initiative to open the 'Sleeping Fan'?"
"No one doubts the sword. After all, you have been humiliated for a long time, and you have not resisted the successful 'loser'."
The eyes of Zhongren are getting brighter and brighter, the temper that has been suppressed for nearly a year, and the pain that has been endured for so long, finally broke out completely at this moment!
Humans have always done bad things to them so easily, so why don't they take revenge in the same way?
These are all things that human beings taught them step by step, so who can blame them!
Sanriyue stopped talking, and mentioned everything that should be mentioned. How to go and how far to go are all matters of this Maru itself.
Sure enough, after changing the God Judge, he was greatly affected.
If the self a few years ago could have half of today's city, then no matter how bad he is, he can still keep "Awataguchi", right?
It's just a pity that there is no "if" in the world.
Tsurumaru came back with a camera hanging around his neck and a bag of photos. He had no idea that during his absence, the Ohiro room was filled with all kinds of shady transactions——
First issue: "After killing the scum, if you are hunted down, go to Wanwu and wait for me in the corner where F-level Honmaru is stationed. I will take you away, and the hunters will never find you again! "
At present, Ji Jun has 365 F-level Honmaru under his command. As long as he hides, the government of the time will not be able to find the "wanted criminal" for hundreds of years.
Kikko Sadamune: "Hey, this kind of scum, there should be a 'same friend'. Please pay attention to one or two, and contact those Honmaru swords by the way, and then tell them the correct usage of 'Zendangban'."
He didn't want to go shopping with the dog Xiujin Sama in the future and have to deal with this kind of thing.
Really, disturb his happy time with his master!
Sanriyue Shi Shiran got up: "It's time for us to leave, gentlemen, please take care of yourself."
Tsurumaru: "Eh? Are you leaving now? What about these photos?"
"Is it like our Honmaru, after the 'Zen Dang Ban' is pasted in the Daihiro Room?"
Many Blades: ...
Wait, wait, your Honmaru also has "Zi Dang Fan", and you still posted the photo in the big room? !
Oh my god, what a heavy taste this is!
Trinity Moon, Phase [-], Kikko Sadamune: ...
With a smile on his face, "F3" dragged Shahe away awkwardly and politely.
After finally shaping the image of the unfathomable savior, Tsurumaru ruined everything ==
……
Half a month later, Qin Xunzhen, who was browsing the Trial Forum, saw a message in the style of UC: [Shocked!A certain C-level scumbag trial frequently opened "Sleeping Party", and finally ended like this...]
Qin Xunzhen clicked into it, and saw a bunch of real hammer photos of "Banding Discos in the Great Guangjian", which were colorful and poorly recognizable. He could only vaguely see a bunch of shirtless swords and swords with disheveled hair, which can be called a group of demons dancing wildly.
According to the post, this C-level Honmaru judge is keen on "sleeping time", so keen that he drags his sword and dances together every night.
Staying up all night, dancing every night, and suffering from alcohol poisoning, it is also embarrassing to die suddenly during the carnival.
After a series of digging, it was discovered that this guy was actually a high-level kid, and the various twists and turns and inside stories were shocking!
Looking at the comments again, almost all of them are condemning the bad character of the slag trial and lack of restraint; they also scold that the government of the time is not as good as before, and even such a person is worthy of being a god judge; it is pitiful for that Honmaru sword, who has been tortured for a long time...
It turns out that although the Government of Time was established in the 23rd century, it has a conservative style, and activities such as "Sleeping Dang Fan" are currently prohibited...
Qin Xunzhen thought so.
After a while, she closed the page without interest, and started to apply for the discussion and practice with Honmaru instead.
The so-called raising a pig for a hundred days is a short period of time. It's time to let the world know the combat effectiveness of piglets!
Qin Xunzhen in this room is busy looking for the next hot spot target, and Yiqi Yizhen in that room has found the fleeing sword in the corner of Wanwu, and led them to the idle F-class Honmaru.
Phase [-]: "Your suspicion is very small, how could you be hunted down?"
Gu Gu shook his head: "I was not hunted down."
"Then why..."
Gu Gu smiled coldly: "Brother Yiqi, the innocent sword of C-rank Honmaru disappeared overnight, wouldn't this result be better?"
"Public opinion is chaotic, I know, so it should disappear at this time. As for who did it, let humans imagine and prevaricate, let them eat dogs!"
"In the past half a month, Ren has figured out a lot." The bone ghoul gradually turned black, "We will not place our hopes on the next god judge. Instead of looking forward to human beings, we should win the future ourselves!"
"If you don't show up, we will only end up in the dark."
"Receiving help is far worse than self-help!"
In the first phase, he was slightly in a daze, the bones in front of him were stronger than any he had ever seen, and he had really grown a lot.But no matter how mature he is, he is still his younger brother.
Thinking about it, he patted Gu Gu on the shoulder, and said, "Then take your Honmaru and walk on."
Perhaps one day in the future, you will be able to open your hearts again and welcome a truly excellent examiner.
At that moment, you will find that people are divided into good and bad, and there are always good and bad.Don't generalize about the same thing just because you have experienced scum.
In the first phase, Yizhen sent away the bone-sucking Honmaru, but after returning to Honmaru, he found that Ji Jun was leading a heavily armed team, holding a pig in his hand, and standing neatly in front of the space-time compass.
He was startled, and rushed forward: "What is this going to do?"
Yingwan said softly: "Pig riding practice."
Phase [-] twitched his mouth: "Then what are they wearing? Well, those pants...why are they swollen?"
Yingwan said in a small voice: "Riding a pig is too bumpy. In order to protect the 'vital points', something must be padded."
"What did you put on?"
"Diapers."
Phase [-]:...
Yingwan said again: "Wanwu's diapers have been purchased, and they are stored in Honmaru's warehouse."
Issue [-]: "This is a waste, why do we need so much?"
Yingwan: "Ji Jun said, prepare early, and learn to be a successful scalper from today on."
Phase [-]:...
He just went out to do errands for a long time, why there are so many words that he doesn't understand, what the hell is a scalper? !
At the same time, Qin Xunzhen said to the six-edged sword behind him: "Are you ready?"
Kiko Sadamune, Hasebe, Imaiken, Ranto Shiro, Tsurumaru, and Natsuo Toshiro all made trouble-making voices: "Yes! The blade is here, the pig is here, and the pig is dead!"
Piggy paw excitedly: "Hm Chi Hm Chi Hm Chi!"
Qin Xunzhen: ...
I have never taught you this kind of slogan, why does my Honmaru turn on the cult mode even after a discussion ==
Injected with spiritual power, the space-time compass instantly bloomed.Another lengthy passage, another rapidly regressing scene, and endless starlight.
When the dust settled, they were already standing in a vast virgin forest.The surrounding ancient trees are towering, covering the sky and the sun; after the new rain under the feet, the soil is slightly wet.
The fresh air hit, and the fluctuation of spiritual power slowed down.
One team after another entered the practice field. At a glance, they were all C-level Honmaru.
So, which A-level Honmaru is so lucky to become the hot spot she wants to rub this time?
Qin Xunzhen couldn't help showing a "goodwill" smile.
result--
The so-called "We meet everywhere in life, and there are no coincidences in the world that make a book" is true. The A-level Honmaru judge who came to watch the battle this time is actually the same person as the unlucky guy last time!
At that time, the A-level judge and Qin Xunzhen looked at each other, the former's expression was distorted, while the latter's expression was kind.
Under the puzzled eyes of all the C-level god judges, Qin Xunzhen approached each other and said with a smile, "Is the sour plum soup delicious last time?"
A-level review: ...
All the C-level judges suddenly realized that they even drank sour plum soup. Could it be a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend?However, looking at the black face of the A-level interrogator, could it be his ex-girlfriend?
No, I always feel that something is wrong ==
"I've prepared pork rib soup this time!" Qin Xunzhen smiled and pointed to the six pigs beside him, and said, "This pill raised some useless piglets, which were just chopped a few days ago, you have to try them." Do you want to taste it?"
The piggies are trembling QAQ!
The A-level judge snorted coldly, and shook his sleeves to express his rejection.He was brought down once, will he be brought down a second time?
What a joke!He will never be planted in the hands of the same woman twice!
He found an open space, and the sword following behind had already looked at him now.In minutes, he took out the folding stool and set it up, and also neatly prepared a small table and snacks.
The C-level judge couldn't help but let out a voice of envy: "As expected of an A-level Honmaru, these swords are really well-trained!"
The A-level judge was very satisfied, and was about to be modest, but soon he couldn't laugh anymore.
At a distance of seven or eight meters from him, the woman's Hasebe and Kikko Sadamune shot together——
Cut off the entangled vines with lightning speed, turned out the patterns with nimble fingers and shrewd mind, weaved the vines quickly, and the weaving became bigger and bigger. He found the thick tree branches as the tops, and tied the vines on the ground. on it.
The short knife picked flowers, and Tsurumaru found tender grass. They threw them on the newly made natural swing, covered them with a soft blanket, and invited Qin Xunzhen to take a seat.
Then come delicate pastries and delicious jerky, even cheese and feta.
Hasebe is as elegant as a deacon in the [-]th century: "Time is poor and materials are lacking. We can only do so much. The soil is wet and slippery. I still have to wrong Ji Jun to stay on the swing."
The A-level judge suddenly felt that the folding stool under his buttocks could not sit on ==
The C-level judge growled inwardly: No!This is not wronged!This is not wronged at all!
Guijia Zhenzong sighed helplessly: "I came out in a hurry, with too few preparations, so I can only provide these crude meals to the dog Xiujin Sama, please let the master make up for it."
The A-level judge suddenly felt that he couldn't eat the melon and fruit snacks ==
The C-level judge cried in the storm: No!It's not crude!Not at all!
People look stupid compared to others, and you have to throw them away when you compare goods.
As a domineering president, Qin Xunzhen has to be pompous no matter what door he goes out or where he goes.She is the master who brings her own enthusiasm anytime, anywhere, and the king who can appear on the cover of magazines in minutes!
And her blade is the most competent secretary, how could she embarrass her boss?
To put it bluntly, they are all scene people.
It was a good practice, and once again let the opponent lose the momentum without even starting the competition.
Fortunately, the A-level judge was still able to hold out. After a cold snort, he announced the start of the rehearsal, and made an impromptu decision: "The team that wins to the end can get the friendly guidance of A-level Honmaru."
The C-level judges are very excited. Even if they face the A-level judges, the result of this discussion is bound to be one-sided, but if they can be taught by the A-level seniors, they will benefit endlessly!
The result of the competition will definitely be reported to the government of the time. If he wins to the end and still fights against A-level Honmaru, even if he only survives three rounds, he may be promoted.
Thinking of this, the C-level judge was excited!
As a D-level judge, Qin Xunzhen was naturally the first one to be eliminated.In the country of Neon, there is a hellish rule, that is, hierarchy and seniority.
As a D-level judge, her grade and seniority are not ranked high, and she "can't be a human being", "doesn't know how to be modest", "only cares about her own enjoyment", and "disregards the feelings of her predecessors", so she is bound to become the target of public criticism.
So, the unlucky C-level judge for the first time jumped out confidently: "Please give me more advice!"
The swords were in formation, and they put their hands on the hilts, making an attacking gesture.
Natsuo Toshiro quickly untied a big sack from the piglet's back, took it out, and threw dense balls of feces in the offensive way of "Pear Blossom Rainstorm Needle"!
Catfish tail roared: "Throw dung soldiers! Come on!"
All the C-level judges and A-level judges: ... vote, vote for dung soldiers? !
Tsurumaru responded loudly: "I will support you!"
Then he untied the second big sack, and also threw dense dung balls in the form of "storm pear blossom needles"!
Ninja: Multiple shadow throwing dung technique!
Accompanied by a crackling sound, the first C-level judge and six-edged sword were thrown balls of dung all over their bodies, and there was an indescribable smell.
C-level review: ...
Swordsmen: ...
Before they could make a move, they were forcefully persuaded to retreat by a pile of dung balls!Isn't this a walkthrough?How can this be!How could you do this to them!
"You are too deceitful!" The C-level judge cried bitterly, "I will ask Honmaru's four big swords to hit you! Wow——"
Once upon a time, someone said to her like this: 【Qin Xunzhen, you are too deceptive!Wait for me, my elder brother/elder sister/father/mother/grandma/grandpa will not let you go! 】
After that, they will cover their faces with their sleeves, weeping and bleeding, and run towards the sunset in a very girlish posture... Oh no, run for their lives.
And at this moment, the C-level judge also finished his harsh words, covered his face with his sleeves, shed tears and feces, and ran towards the sunset in a very girlish posture... Oh no, running through the tunnel of time and space.
Qin Xunzhen: ...
The routine tells her that most likely she won't be able to overcome the big storm, she just needs to maintain the daily regimen of the Buddhist boss ==
After running a C-level judge, there was a moment of silence on the scene. Facing the dung balls in the hands of Nanwei and Tsurumaru, all the C-level judges felt like retreating.
The hand of the A-level judge trembled slightly: ...
Am I destined to clash with this Honmaru?
"Don't throw dung balls!" The A-level judge gritted his teeth.
Qin Xunzhen followed the good advice: "Okay."
As a result, the next C-level review team fell into the hands of fully trained swordsmen.
They couldn't believe that the spiritual power of a mere D-level judge could support a fully trained sword!
The next team was planted in a series of guards...
At the end of the fight, Qin Xunzhen went to the A-level trial again, and when the two teams lined up, Qin Xunzhen showed a determined smile: "It's time for you to see our secret weapon of Honmaru! "
The A-level judge had a bad feeling in his heart.
On the opposite side, the six-strength full-strength sword brought out six fat and strong piglets, and issued an order that shattered the three views of the A-level judge——
"Cub! Hit him!"
The next moment, thousands of pigs are galloping, magnificent!
……
It was around eight o'clock at night, and in front of the large LCD TV in the large room, a bunch of blades were sitting.They stared intently at the screen, watching the good-looking host broadcast today's news.
"Today's Government Evening News. At around two o'clock this afternoon, the rehearsal location in the A250 area was a big surprise. The C-level Honmaru lost consecutively to the D-level Honmaru, and even the long-famous A-level Honmaru suffered heavy losses."
"Whether this is the fall of A-level Honmaru or the rise of D-level Honmaru, please watch the following video..."
In the 1080P high-definition video, the faces of the god judges were pasted with cartoon animal heads, but the swords were not covered, and even the pigs were clearly photographed.
The first game, the dung ball battle!
The second round, by surprise!
The third round, infinite defense!
……
The last game, Golden Pig Arch!
Arch what door?
Seeing the posture of the poor A-level judge covering his ass and running wildly, the audience knew it very well ==
"From the video, we can see that this D-level god judge abandoned the traditional model and abandoned the horses to raise piglets. And the actual combat of these pigs is indeed unexpected, especially suitable for jungle warfare..."
The host boasted a lot of rainbow farts. Piggy's record is in front of his eyes. The government of the time is not blind. They dared to release the video resources and publicized them, so they had the idea of letting the judges raise pigs!
Among them, there is also an interview with an unlucky A-level judge who was injured and hospitalized.
To be honest, Qin Xun really sympathizes with this big brother who has suffered misfortune and has been spoofed twice.
She really didn't know that Piggy likes to go up from the bottom, this top... tsk, miserable brother.
On the screen, the unlucky A-level judge lying on the hospital bed was covered with a thick mosaic, and accepted the interview sadly: "I regretted it at that time, very regretful..."
At the same time, an interview with D-class Honmaru was also released——
Ranto Shiro pointed at the camera and smiled sweetly: "To raise pigs, you must first buy healthy piglets; secondly, you must raise them well and cultivate more relationships; finally, you must prepare enough diapers to prevent them from getting hurt when riding a pig." harm……"
At the end, the host also mentioned a sentence: "The unexpected result, but it is reasonable. Breaking the inherent format can achieve such a great success. It is a miracle that D-level beat A-level! And the pig, is The key to miracles!"
"According to the inquiry, the price of a horse is [-] pennies, while the price of a piglet is [-] pennies, and the price of an adult pig is [-] pennies. It's really cheap in comparison!"
Qin Xunzhen smiled: "Has Wanwu's storefront been tidied up?"
Sanriyue: "The preparations are complete."
Qin Xunzhen raised his chin slightly: "Are nearly a thousand adult pigs out of the slaughterhouse?"
One issue and one shock: "It's ready."
Qin Xunzhen: "Tomorrow, all our piglets and adult pigs will be sold on the market, and the price will triple, understand?"
"Yes!"
"Take out the diapers hoarded in the warehouse and sell them, and the price will increase tenfold, understand?"
"Yes!"
"Clean up all the food and grass of the F-grade Honmaru, label the low-grade products as 'high-grade pig feed', and sell them at five times the market price, understand?"
"Yes!"
"Before the grand opening, let Liuzhen Dao lead the six pigs through the stage. Tell everyone that only the pigs produced by our Honmaru are the best products in ten thousand, understand?"
"Yes!"
Very good, the advertising effect, Piggy's strength, and the first victory have all been published in the media. It's time for her Honmaru to make her C debut!
And she will eventually become the richest man in ten thousand households, and once again start the domineering road of "Tianliang Wang Po"!
Start a business, start with raising pigs!
……
On the second day, the new shop in Wanwu exploded, and all the items for sale were sold out.After all, there were not a few Honmaru on the battlefield. Even if each Honmaru only purchased six piglets to form a team, the supply would be in short supply.
In short, Qin Xunzhen's first bucket of funds has already been in place.
As for the number of piglets...
With Hasebe around, it's not a problem at all!
Qin Xunzhen discovered that Hasebe was the same chef, Hasebe was rational, and Kameko Sadamune was emotional.The former was already fighting for her career, while the latter was still pestering her every day, and she couldn't get rid of her wherever she went.
In desperation, Qin Xunzhen could only bear to beat him: "Tortoise shell, do you know what the god judges like these days?"
Before he could finish thinking, she said, "For example, I like men who are practical and capable, have great performance, and strive for entrepreneurship!"
"And now, I like Hasebe the most."
Tortoiseshell Zhenzong: ...
Dog Shukinsama!why why?
"Dog Xiujin Sama, I, what did I do wrong? How can I be better than Hasebe?"
Qin Xunzhen patted him on the shoulder: "Go to him and see what he is doing. Soon you will understand why I like him more."
She thought Hasebe was cleaning the pigsty, raising piglets, and harvesting crops... She hoped that Kikko Sadamune would learn more and stop pestering her.
But she never expected——
Kikko Sadamune came to the pigsty and saw Hasebe patiently looking after a sow with a book beside him.
He smiled on the skin: "Hasebe, what are you doing?"
Heh, reading in the pigsty, does Xiujin Sama the dog like this kind of hard-working personality?
Hasebe rubbed the sow's fur without looking back: "Alukin needs more piglets, and I will try my best to take care of what she wants!"
Heh, what book are you reading?Still watching in the pigsty?Isn't it just to attract the attention of Gou Xiujin?
Guijia Zhenzong picked up the book and was about to say something sarcastic, but in a blink of an eye, he saw the words on it - "Postpartum Care of Sows".
Tortoiseshell Zhenzong: ...
Are you a devil? Hasebe!
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