[Comprehensive] Since I took over the ancestors of the Honmaru

"The pig riding competition is mainly to test the exercise ability, balance ability, and teamwork ability of the god judge."

"As we all know, once a pig breaks out, the impact will be extremely strong, and because of the high frequency of short legs, it will cause back bumps, and it is easy to throw the driver off the back."

"In order to avoid this situation, the driver will desperately grab the reins to strengthen the arm strength; clamp the pig's back hard to improve the leg strength; lower the body shape, stabilize the chassis, and exercise abdominal strength."

"If things go on like this, I can not only strengthen my body, but also have the ability to balance. I even learned to ride a pig, what else can't be controlled?"

Sanriyue held the microphone and talked eloquently: "As for the teamwork ability... Oh, of course it's a double relay race."

He rolled his eyes with a smile, and gave the contestants a friendly reminder: "All the traps set in the arena and the track are from the hands of 'Tsuramaru Kuninaga'. I hope you have fun." Don't be fooled too badly ==

Facts have proved that as long as you have a ten-cent relationship with "Tsuramaru Kuninaga", this matter is probably not easy.

The contestants have to start from the track, ride a pig straight for 1000 meters, and then enter the complex jungle terrain.Then follow the marked mountain road and head towards the direction of your teammates.After arriving at the target location and handing over the "token" to teammates, the teammates will ride the pig with the "token" and finally return to the arena.

Among them, many obstacles are set up on the track and the arena, which will become obstacles for the contestants.

There are also drone aerial shots and off-road vehicle follow-up shots, trying to let all the audience witness the fairness and sensation of this game, and thoroughly understand the meaning of "pig" to Honmaru.

There are only 10 minutes left before the start of the race. Since Quanna’s eyes are invisible, the host of the competition said that after running the first leg, Tomona is allowed to take Quanna to run the second leg together.

Tokaima: "The mount has to bear the weight of two people, it's not fair."

Tsurumaru: "It's easy, you can use it as a mount on the return journey."

Quanna: "Poof——"

Between the doors: ...

Feima argues: "The main purpose of the competition is 'riding a pig', what if it becomes 'riding a man' and someone refuses to admit defeat?"

Tsurumaru: "You can tell them you're not a human, you're a pig."

Quan Nai smirked, her shoulders trembling slightly.

Between the doors: ...

Ten minutes passed, and there was a stinky face in the door, standing next to a five-hundred-jin adult pig.

This pig is very fat, like a small mountain of meat, and it makes a "crack, blah, blah" sound from time to time.The fat meat trembled and trembled, and the sound was very rhythmic.

Feijian stared at the pig, silent for a long time, and calmly swept past the pig teammates around the opponents.

This comparison made him feel relieved, both were five hundred catties of meat, it was indeed fair.

"Contestants please ride on the pig's back—"

A group of strong men stepped on the "back" one after another, and looked ahead amidst the sound of "ready".

"Get ready—bang!"

Gunshots rang out, and the pig teammates hissed and let out a long cry.The contestants swung their whips at the pig's buttocks, and they rushed out like arrows from the string, like cannonballs.

On the distant mountain top, there are layers of shouts of "Indras".What Naruto Ashura between the pillars echoed in the sky and became a "guiding light".

And the "Asuras" were not to be outdone, and when they heard their elder brother/Apocalypse/friend calling themselves, they responded with higher decibels while riding a pig.

For a while, it was like a duet of folk songs, which lasted for a long time ==

Between the doors: ...

Is there really something wrong with the three of you?Why should I mess with you!

In the sound of "Mom Da La", the first obstacle suddenly erected from the runway.One after another, there are eleven layers, called "hurdles"!

Everyone: =mouth=!

There is no mistake!How to hurdle with such short pig legs!

However, pigs can really "hurdle".

Qianshou Zhujian shouted, and was the first to rush to the railing.He sent the pig down, and then suddenly lifted himself up from the pig's back. The goat jumped over and landed on the pig's back.

The difficulty factor is 100%, perfect!

He didn't think too much about it, and just imitated it.Unexpectedly, the reason why Senshou Zhuma is "brother" is because he is really not a normal person ==

At the same time, angle, speed and posture, Fei Jian landed on the pig's back, his face immediately turned pale.

Nima!hurts a little!

Big, big brother, what's going on with you!Don't you feel pain?what!

Senshou Bashima used actions to tell Tobima, for the sake of "Mom is beating", what is this little pain in the wind and rain?

He used goat jumps to jump over eleven railings in a row, and watched him split more and more wildly, bumping up and down on the pig's back, until finally, even the underpants were torn to pieces, And his elder brother still didn't change his face!

Feijian's heart was so shocked that he couldn't add it, he felt that his elder brother was a wolf!

Immediately afterwards, Asura, who also jumped the hurdle with a goat, ran away beside him.The next second, Naruto hugged the pig's belly, screaming and running forward.

Between the doors: ...

Quanna, we can't win ==

Do not!No, you can't lose!

Feijian cheered himself up, grabbed the pig's ears, and launched the "Flying Thunder God"!That's right, he put a stamp of "Flying Thunder God" on the back of his big brother's butt.

There was a "swoosh", and Feijian rushed forward with a pig and jumped to the side of Qianshou Zhujian.

The second hurdle came, and I saw one hundred shocks, Natsuo Toshiro standing on both sides, raising horse manure in each of his hands, and throwing it in their direction!

The stinking horse manure flew in quickly, covering many contestants' bodies and faces.Some people propped up their bodies to avoid it, but they didn't know that the horse manure hit the pig's back with precision. When they couldn't stand it and sat down...

Contestants: QAQ NO!I want to retire!I want to take a shower!

Suffering from mental and physical torture ==

Asura shouted loudly: "Wood escape, the miniature version of the art of wooden figures!"

In an instant, Mu Dun formed into armor, which was firmly wrapped around his body, blocking most of the horse manure attacks for him.

Thousand-handed pillars sealed and said: "Wood escape, mini version of the fivefold Rashomon!"

In an instant, the wooden escape formed a barrier, surrounding his body, isolating the horse dung from all directions.

Feijian simply used water to break through the formation, and drove the pig to gallop away.Halfway through the game, it almost became the internal battlefield of the "Asuras", plus an Illumi who refused to give up.

As for the Dog Brothers group...

Oh, they have long since wittily abstained!

The third obstacle is "mirror reflection". One hundred vibrating polarized Hakata holds the mirror, reflecting sunlight and interfering with the rider's line of sight.

Little did they know that the few remaining people were more ruthless than the other. Yilumi threw a reading needle to turn the fat pig into a "needle pig", aiming at one direction to break through the encirclement.

Asura was even more ruthless. Using "Wooden Dun" as a medium, a vine was suddenly born, bound the pig teammate, threw it high, and threw it to the sky together with him, and then used the power of the vine to follow the trend slide down.

Together with the parabola, Asura suddenly became the number one.

Seeing this, Qianshou Zhujian was not afraid at all.As Senshou Mori, the strange power of their family is really awesome!

So, under the horrified sight of Tomona, Senshou Zhujian changed positions with the pig without saying a word, lifted the [-]-jin pig, and jumped out of the trap area at a speed comparable to that of Asura!

Feijian: Brother!It's for you to ride a pig, not for a pig to ride you!

Forget it, it’s still useless to say this now... Tokai launched "Flying Thunder God" and followed closely behind.

Naruto hugged the pig's neck and vomited violently: "Ouch...Sasuke, I'm fainting! Wow——"

The Nine Lamas watching everything: There is really no normal person in the reincarnation of "Asura" ==

Asura and Senshou Zhujian rode pigs on the bumpy mountain road, bumping and bumping, but they seemed to have forgotten some pain, and their bodies were filled with the joy of seeing their brother/Apocalypse soon!

"elder brother!"

"spot!"

Riding on a pig, Feijian followed them with a pale face.To be honest, he felt that his inner thigh must have been blistered and throbbed in pain.

He understands the truth, but riding a pig is really not friendly to men, so why don't elder brother and Asura feel pain?

Ashura and Senjujuma arrived at the "terminus" at the same time, and handed over the "token" to Indra and Uchiha Madara.They looked at each other deeply, and then watched each other get on their mounts.

"Brother, be careful on the road!"

"Madara, be careful!"

Tobima leaned towards Quanna expressionlessly, and glanced at the big brother who was staring at Uchiha Madara...

Seriously, big brother, I am your own brother, right?Isn't it the adopted son picked up in the trash can?How did you manage to turn a blind eye to me?

Feijian tugged at his legs, feeling that he could still move forward, so he immediately walked towards Quan Nai, and was about to bend over to carry someone on his back, but Quan Nai would not accept this feeling at all.

"No need." Quan Nai retorted, "You really think I can't do anything because I can't see it?"

"Thousands of Hands, I'm not weak enough to run behind your back."

Saying that, Quan Nai took the pig and sat on it.

Tokima's expression changed, and he felt more pain in his buttocks: "It's not this problem, Quan Nai, riding a pig is really..."

Quan Na said nothing, and when Uchiha Madara left riding a pig, he followed his brother's voice and immediately followed.When they bumped and disappeared on the mountain road, Tobima couldn't help covering his face.

You'll regret it, Quanna, it really hurts to ride a pig!

It wasn't until the elder brother/Apocalypse left that Ashura and Senjujuma realized belatedly... Hey, why do I feel my lower body hurt so much!

Damn, it hurts like hell!

Not long after, Ashura, Hashirama, and Toikama together, clutching their stomachs, squatted on the ground like a big aunt, wanting to cry without tears.

What, what should I do?It seems that I have lost consciousness QAQ!

Five minutes later, Naruto was knocked up to the top of the mountain by a pig. Sasuke moved the tail of the "sick pig" off the crane and placed it next to the three unlucky "chicken hurts". Then he stepped on the pig and staggered down the mountain.

A moment later, Naruto squatted silently beside the three Senshou, with the same posture and the same expression.

The autumn wind is bleak, and crows fly by: "Idiot - idiot -"

Thousand Hands: ...

But it is said that the Uchihas who rode down the mountain on pigs met Illumi who abstained halfway.The killer boy sat under the tree, stared at them quietly, and said, "Aren't you in pain?"

Crowd: ...

Illumi: "Compared to physical health, competition is not important. Even I feel pain. Do you really want to abolish it?"

Crowd: ...

Uchiha Madara trembled his lips, and clenched the reins: "That's how Hashirama came to me! I must win, and I can't let him down!"

Indra's face was pale, but he said firmly: "As an elder brother, my younger brother has done so much for me, I can't ignore his efforts."

Quan Nai gritted her teeth: "I will never lose to Senshou Feijian!"

Illumi nodded: "Well, I wish you all beauties."

Uchihas: ...you are too vicious!

The Uchihas began the difficult journey back.

However, the pain that even the "immortal body" can't stop is the pain that a group of Uchiha can bear. After shaking up and down for half a distance, they only feel pain everywhere.

However, Uchiha is stubborn!Paranoid!Crazy!

They have compared each other all their lives, and when they think that Qianshou can do it, but they can't, they feel uncomfortable like a cat scratching.Therefore, they persevered and "alive" returned to the finish line, tied for first place!

Afterwards, amidst the applause and cheers of the audience, the three Uchihas tremblingly climbed down from the pig's back, and stood tremblingly together, leaning on each other.

Do not!Can't fall down!You can't even squat down!

For the dignity and face of the Uchiha clan, absolutely not!

Five minutes later, they waited for Sasuke, the "sick pig".

Although this child is small, he has brought out the temper of the Uchiha clan to the fullest.Trembling, he climbed down from the pigs, walked towards them step by step, and leaned against the Uchiha camp, hugging each other tightly——

It really hurts QAQ!

On the other side, Tsurumaru patted his head until the game was over, and suddenly remembered: "Mikazuki, I seem to have forgotten to saddle the pig?"

Sanriyue: ...

San Riyue took a deep breath: "How can you forget this kind of thing! Without a saddle, wouldn't they ride a pig..." My God, will it break!Too cruel!

Tsurumaru scratched his head: "I can't help it, I've been pretending to be a woman for a long time, I almost forgot what a man should pay attention to."

"Sanriyue, tell me...if it breaks, can it grow back?"

Sanriyue: ...

Do you think it's the gecko's tail, so long as it says it is?

Forget it, let Yaoyan check them ==

……

Finally, no "life" was caused in the pig riding competition.After the total score was announced, the Tomama Izumi team won the first place in the group, and won the highest reward of 300 million small judgments and a house.

At that time, the Senjus and the Uchihas were nesting in the same ward, staring at the ceiling, silently counting sheep.The rest of the staff started the "Qin Family" three-day tour, and they should be visiting the commercial street at present.

Asura: "I'm almost recovered, it's just a layer of blisters."

Qianshou Zhujian: "I'm almost healed, and I can go to the ground later."

As they said that, they both said in unison: "Brother/Ban, how about I cure you with the Palm Immortal Technique!"

Indra and Uchiha Madara were moved and refused: "Get out."

Just kidding, Zhang Xianshu is good anywhere, so don't interfere with this kind of privacy!

The ward was quiet again, and "Qin's Honwan" took good care of them.

Perhaps because they were afraid that they would be bored, and perhaps to express their apology, Qin Xunzhen wrote off their 5000 million arrears and solemnly promised that she would never charge interest on the remaining 5000 million arrears.

In the end, they installed LCD TVs, turned on the stereo, and closed the curtains in their wards.After preparing the playback devices one by one, I stuffed a Blu-ray disc into the DVD.

The name of the disc is "Iron Man 1".

He narrowed his eyes: "What is this?"

Turtle Sadamune: "Movies, images that are saved and recorded, can be projected with the help of tools. If you are curious, I can bring you some books, but... the master told me, please watch the movie well."

"The reception will end in the evening three days later. By then, several of you should be able to participate."

Guijia Zhenzong bowed slightly and closed the door for them: "If you need anything, please ring the 'emergency bell', we will show up at any time."

Kiko Sadamune closed the door, and inside, Pandora's Box had just been opened...

The door murmured: "Iron Man?"

The author has something to say: PS: Qin Xunzhen: Even liquid foundation can’t save her, she’s a villain since she was born!hey what is your dream

Hei Seimei: Let monsters become the masters of the world!

Qin Xunzhen: ...Oh, let me recommend a place for you, which is very suitable for you - the world of Pokémon.