[Comprehensive] Since I took over the ancestors of the Honmaru

Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara drew a script called "Victoria's Secret Angel Upgrade".It mainly describes the story of a pair of sisters who show up on the runway and show off in various ways.

The script is not thick, only three thin pages.And two-thirds of them are explaining what is a runway, what is a Victoria's Secret Angel, what is a model walk...

In short, if the two of them were to go on stage, they would have to have a catwalk.

It's fine if it's really a "catwalk show", but what kind of show is a "tearing show in the dark"?

Senju Zhuma and Uchiha Madara were puzzled, but if one more pair was shortlisted, there would be more chances of winning. In order to repay the huge sum of [-] million, they had to fight.

Fortunately, mobile phones are such a good thing!With the help of "Qin's Net", they secretly made up lessons and consciously grasped the key points.

Uchiha Madara: "Remember clearly! High heels and women's steps are the key points, and the protagonists of the script are 'sisters', so they have to be played together."

Senju Hashirama: "Madara, let's use the transformation technique to become a woman!"

"Stupid!" Uchiha Madara frowned, "'acting' is not 'becoming', Quanna didn't change her appearance at all when she came on stage, she still got full marks! As his older brother, I, Uchiha Madara, can't be stage fright!"

Senshou Bashima's face was full of teaching: "As expected of Madara! You are right, as elder brothers, we cannot let younger brothers look down on us. Elder brothers should behave like elder brothers!"

"Pillar Room!"

"spot!"

They stare deeply at each other, agreeing again in odd places ==

About ten minutes later, Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara took the stage.

The two of them deserved to be influential figures in the Warring States period, full of talent, strong imitation ability, and explosive action. Xu Shi watched countless videos of "Victoria's Secret Models". As soon as he stepped on the stage, he learned the C point stand!

Senju Bashirama is on the left, Uchiha Madara is on the right.

The former stepped on a pair of ten-centimeter wooden high-heeled shoes, while the latter stepped on a pair of twelve-centimeter Susano high-heeled shoes. She was tall and beautiful, with hips raised and buttocks raised, with muscular arms inserted around her waist, exuding a strange aura.

Senju Bashima raised a finger to his lips, blinking his eyes "playfully"; Madara Uchiha raised his chin slightly, extremely noble and glamorous, of course, if the calf of the high-heeled shoes does not shake, the effect will be better Some.

Qin Xunzhen: ... demon, demon king?

Everyone: Damn!my eyes!No—my eyes!

Hot tea spewed out from the door of the thousand hands with a "poof": =口=!

Uchiha Izumi turned her face away, her eyes were still covered with bandages: "What's going on, Brother Ban and what are they performing?"

Qianshou Feijian: "It's nothing... just showing the madness... demeanor of the strongest in the Warring States Period."

"Style?" Quan Nai yearned for it, and sighed, "If I could see it..."

Tobuma gave the answer of "I am single by my ability": "You may be blind again."

Quanna:? ? ?

However, Tobima never expected at this moment that the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" of Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara could be so dedicated to work——

During the rotation of light and shadow, Senshou Zhujian took the lead in stepping on the female step!

very good!This is what it feels like to be in the Thousand Hands Bamboo Room!Maintain!Tomama is looking at you with shocked eyes!

It's been a long time since I became an adult, my younger brother has never looked at him with "worshiping" eyes!He was so touched!

At the moment when Qianshou Zhujian suddenly became confident, the ten centimeter high heels did not give him face.Don't think that the high-heeled shoes are obedient because the wooden escape is easy to use. When it slipped, he fell directly to the side.

But Senjujuma is the strongest ninja at any rate, and his physical skills are top-notch!

His eyes were sharp, he supported the ground with one hand, flipped up in the air, turned [-] times, and landed firmly.Immediately afterwards, he marched again to the C position in the central lot.

The day failed, and the high heels slipped again.

This time, he rushed forward with his front feet and pulled his back feet back. Seeing that he was about to do the splits, he did not stop doing anything in Qianshouzhujian. When he exerted force on his rear toes, his whole body soared up in an elegant parabola.

Like dancing a ballet, or like a prancing gazelle, Senju Hashirama opened his arms, and there was a live gymnastics performance!

Land on your toes, use your strength to spin, and hold on!stop!

Qianshou Zhujian was firmly nailed to the C position, with one hand on his hips, his back straight, his buttocks pouted, full of whore air.It can be said to be very "perfect". ==

Qin Xunzhen: "He's so coquettish."

Sanriyue: "Me too."

Qin Xunzhen: ...?

Quanna: "What's the situation on stage now?"

Tobema: "...my elder brother is performing gymnastics."

Quan Nai: "Oh, it must be like a monkey!"

In any case, don't let go of any chance to smear Senjujuma!Let you abduct me, Brother Ban, let you lead me, Brother Ban, and I will turn the corner and call you like a monkey!

But who knows-

Feijian sighed, "No, don't insult the monkey."

Quanna: ...?

Uchiha Madara's steps are generally better than Senju Hashirama... not much ==

But the "Uchiha" family is famous for their good looks and good figure. Although the Uchiha Madaratai steps are not very good, they twist quite vigorously.The cold and arrogant eyebrows, the swinging arms, the windy buttocks, and... the unrecognizable steps are like a seaweed, swaying on the runway.

Facts have proved that even the two most powerful ninjas can't control the magic weapon of high heels!

Therefore, when they think of the "Victoria's Secret Angel" in the video stepping forward in high heels, they are really in admiration - I, Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara, would like to call you the strongest!

When the two were fixed at the C position on the stage, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.I thought this was over, but the nightmare had just begun.

In addition to "high heels" and "female steps", they also captured a hot element called "clothing show".

In the video, there is no reason for the model to walk only once.One walks several times, and the clothes are different each time. When the C position is fixed, you may have to show off your clothes.

What if they don't have so many clothes?

Nonsense, tear it up!

Doesn't the script say to "tear openly and secretly show"?

Without saying a word, Senju Bashirama tore the trouser legs with a ripping sound, revealing the leg hair fluttering in the wind; Uchiha Madara lifted up his clothes with his hands, and took off his coat with a huff, revealing his strong chest and abdomen, which are well-defined, but Gentle and delicate.

Tear it up, show!

The audience: "Oh——" The anger rushing to my face, my eyes!No!

Quan Nai's heart tightened: "What's wrong!"

Feijian: "...I admit, your brother is indeed much better than my elder brother."

Quan Nai: "Of course! No, wait, why did you suddenly praise Brother Ban?" There must be something strange about this matter!

Feijian: "Because I'm blind."

Quanna: ...

In order to cherish their eyesight and protect their eyes, the judges couldn't wait to give them a high score of "9.6 points" and drove them off the stage.

As a result, Indra and Asura in the next group got the script "Titanic"!

After the two of them read the script, there was only one impression in their minds - the hoarse "Jack! Oh! Jack", and the heart-piercing "Ruth! Oh! Ruth". By the way, there was a lot of water and a boat and high winds and waves.

They thought they had gotten something, and even added music to the scene.

In a fictitious storm, Indra and Asura sit in a small boat.They swung their oars, the boat pushed away the waves, Ashura picked up the suona, and blew the famous song "Sister, sit on the bow, brother, I will walk on the shore"...

The script went completely off topic and became a sitcom.

Indra stretched out his hand and pointed in one direction: "Jack, oh, Jack..."

Asura held a harpoon, stabbed at "Jack" with one blow, and fished up the fish.

Indra stretched out his hand and pointed in another direction: "Ruth, oh, Ruth..."

Asura made a fishing net and pulled the net containing the big fish "Luth" onto the boat.

The boat capsized due to the weight of the two large fish and eventually overwhelmed it.They sank to the bottom of the sea, planed a few times on the stage, and finally gave up struggling.

Xu Shi said "the acting skills are too good" and "the atmosphere is too tragic", and there was only dead silence in the audience.

Qin Xunzhen: "What did they understand the script to be?"

Sanriyue: "Go fishing."

Qin Xunzhen: ...

Atobe: "What does this look like! Zero points, must be zero points!"

Conan: "They just died inappropriately."

Suzuki Sonoko: "You look so handsome, give me six points!"

Atobe, the only one who scored seriously: ...You two are trying to make things difficult for me, right?

In the end, the Indra and Asura group got a low score of "4.4 points".

They were very angry and felt ashamed in front of their descendants, until——Naruto and Sasuke stepped onto the stage and performed "The Battle at the Top of the Forbidden City"!

The red square Naruto hits Sasuke's face with a punch, HP-50; the blue square Sasuke slaps Naruto's head, HP-50.

The red side Naruto threw on Sasuke, hit the dizzy BUFF for five seconds; the blue side Sasuke grabbed Naruto, suffocated the pain BUFF for five seconds!

The red square Naruto kicked Sasuke away, HP-50; the blue square Sasuke kicked Naruto back, HP-50.

The red and blue sides started the turn-based system, interpreting "Decisive Battle·Top of the Forbidden" as "Peck each other! Veggies also have dignity!"... It can be said that they are very mentally handicapped children ==

In the end, they again scored a sympathy score of "6.6".

Qin Xunzhen: "Is there any problem with our Benwan's education policy for children?"

Sanriyue: "Ji Jun, it's not the policy that's wrong, it's just a lack of brain."

Qin Xunzhen: ...

Quan Nai: "What are they laughing at?"

Tokaima: "Watch the monkey show."

Quanna: ...I said what happened to you today? !

……

The third round of competition is called "Talk of Heart".

The content of the game is that in the two-person group, one person looks at the words on the card and makes an action, and the other party guesses what the word on the card is based on the action.

There are ten cards in each group, and you get one point for guessing one correctly. Not only must you cultivate tacit understanding, but you must also have enough brains!

The dog brother group accepts the challenge, Inuyasha makes moves, Sesshomaru guesses words.

Inuyasha looked at the word "tiger" and scratched his head.His eyes swept across the audience, but he didn't see the five tigers retreating in one blow.In desperation, he had no choice but to lie on the ground, bowed his body, and the tiger roared: "Oh——"

Sesshomaru: "Half demon."

Inuyasha: ...

With a fierce face, Inuyasha stretched out his sharp claws, as if to slap the ground.

Sesshomaru: "The dog demon."

Inuyasha: QAQ!Why is blood only on your mind? !

Ten cards flashed quickly, and the Dog Brothers group scored 5 in the end, a score that does not go up or down.The only words that Sesshomaru hit were - dance, fan, eat, fight and seek.

Very close to his daily life.

The Killer Brothers took over the challenge, Qi Ya made the moves, and Illumi guessed the words.

Qi Ya looked at the word "sad", pointed to his heart, and made an expression of frowning and pain.

Illumi: "Put out your heart."

Qi Ya shook his head frantically, simply held his chest, and slowly knelt down as if in despair.

Illumi: "Shot."

Qi Ya kept shaking his head, pointed to his heart as if he was short of breath, and pointed to his own eyes, indicating that tears were shed.

Illumi: "Sudden death."

Qi Ya: ...Brother, big brother!Can you be normal?what!

Ten cards flashed quickly, and the final score of the Killer Brothers group was 3. The only words that Illumi guessed correctly were - money, car and job.

Qi Ya: ...

The "heart-to-heart" competition widened the score gap between groups.

To be fair, some specific words may not be clear to the mind-examiners in the foreign world. For this reason, most of the words are common, and the more difficult ones are just guessing facial expressions.

It's a pity that the simpler it is, the more difficult it seems.

The scoring rate is generally 3 to 5 points, and very few have reached 7 points, and the highest points are divided into the Toma and Quanna groups, and they actually scored 9 points!

The only point of loss is that Quan Nai knocked on the earphone and heard a word - cat.

Quan Nai thought of the big and small cats in the Uchiha family, and after a little thought, she came up with an idea.Although it is a bit shameful to do this action, but for money, there is nothing a ninja can't do!

In front of Toikama, Quan Nai raised her hand and gently placed it on the side of her face, tilted her head slightly to the clenched hand, opened her mouth solemnly, and gave a silent "meow".

An action full of lust without knowing it, wrapped in a face full of innocence, and matched with that little face like a girl... In an instant, it swept the audience like a storm, turning everyone into a bud!

Fei Jian's eyes widened, and he was in a daze the whole time: ...

As a result, he missed the precious point!

After the end, Quan Nai was furious: "Thousand Hands! What happened to you just now? Don't you know such a simple question? Didn't I remind you clearly enough? It's a cat, it's a cat!"

It's a cat!

It's a cat!

Feijian was silent, as if in a chaotic mood of "I'm stupid".

He couldn't help but take a look at Quan Nai, thinking... If he put a pair of cat ears on... Uh, stop!What was he thinking about? !

Senshou Zhujian beeped softly: "Quenna is really amazing, to be so trained that Feijian can only bow his head."

Uchiha Madara proudly raised his chest: "Oh, my brother is indeed better than your brother!"

Qin Xunzhen: "Don't look at the beautiful Uchiha."

Sanriyue: "Look more at the beautiful me."

Qin Xunzhen: ...

Why don't you make a fuss today? !

……

When the fourth round of competition was about to start, Qin Xunzhen received the news and temporarily left the scene of the "reception".

It is said that the brothers Hikiri and Kisemaru who were delegated are finally back!Not only did they come back, they also brought back "Abe Seimei"!

only--

Qin Xunzhen squatted down, pinched Qingming's face, looked left and right, and turned it over and over again.I only feel that the facial features are very handsome, but the weird oil paint on the face is a bit heavy, and...

"Higakiri, why is Seimei so dark?"