[Comprehensive] Since I took over the ancestors of the Honmaru

Where does a bag of trash come from?

There is a three-story apartment building on the left side of the entrance of the lane. A certain dead house went out to take out the garbage. For some reason, his foot slipped and he threw out the "full" garbage bag.

The garbage bag started from the left side of the apartment corridor and fell on the railing on the right side of the corridor in a "full" arc.It jumped up very elastically, jumped up lightly, and then slammed into Sasuke vertically.

Sasuke was so keen, after anticipating the direction of the garbage bag, he simply made a wrong step and jumped a few meters away.

Unexpectedly, the garbage bag could not bear the "fullness", and it exploded in mid-air with a bang, falling out of the cans and bento boxes, and also floating out unspeakable balls of toilet paper.

The direction of the wind changed strangely, and amidst the shouts of the otaku's collapse, the toilet paper rushed towards Sasuke.

Sasuke:  …

He stared out in surprise, and straightly lowered his waist, put one hand on the ground, and jumped up suddenly!

The small body erupted with great strength in an instant, soaring four or five meters into the air, turning seven hundred and two times, somersaulting three hundred and sixty-six, raising arms, bending knees, landing at a fixed point, stabilizing, straightening the spine, and raising the chin by one centimeter , Outshine the crowd!

Pretty!

Looking at the toilet paper scattered all over the floor, the falling cans...

Sasuke raised his eyes and looked at the completely stupefied otaku on the third floor, and snorted softly, "Hey, you..."

The otaku was sweating coldly: "Sorry, my feet are slippery! I didn't mean to!"

Sasuke: "...Doesn't anyone sort garbage?"

otaku:……

Sasuke:  …

There is no word for each other, only a couple of crows——Gah, idiot!Ga, idiot!

Sasuke has always been a good boy with excellent character and learning, with a straightforward and simple temperament, but he prefers to be horny.Ever since Master said that "garbage sorting should start with dolls", he has listened to it and implemented it earnestly.

Occasionally, even Naruto's homework waste paper and instant noodle boxes are handled by him "as a cow" ==

As everyone knows, Qin Xunzhen's original words are as follows: "Human scum and scum are equivalent to useless garbage, but garbage can also be divided into usable and unusable. To identify garbage, you should not avoid children... Garbage classification must start with babies."

Yes, Sasuke came at an unfortunate time, only listened to the last sentence, and kept it ==

It's like - Uchiha Itachi told him "hate me", he always hated; Indra told him "follow me", he would learn seriously; Naruto told him "we are friends", he just slipped It was as if the ground had been taken into a ditch, and it was a stupid surprise.

The otaku was ashamed, he was taught a lesson by a child.

However, the lesson is.This country has strict requirements on garbage classification, but he is lazy and takes chances... Sigh.

Sasuke put his small hands in his trouser pockets and walked towards the "Mori Office".A 5-minute journey was stretched to 15 minutes for some reason.

Some small truck drove by, and the tires exploded with small stones; some wild cats fought, and their claws flew over their heads; some glass fell off the window, and two or three shards brushed against the face; some nuts came loose, and the billboard fell...

Sasuke:  …

He finally understood why Qi Ya said "this world is very dangerous".If it were Naruto's idiot, he would be in a mess now ==

Sasuke arrived at the "Maori Office" at the same speed as Kiya.

Through a door, he heard a girl complaining inside: "Dad! I told you not to smoke! Your sparks almost fell on Conan's hair!"

Another uncle's voice came from inside: "Ha, haha, that, Conan..."

The child's answer seemed very numb: "Oh, I'm used to it."

Conan, um, Qi Ya said "take Conan to and from school", so it's the target person.

Sasuke rang the doorbell, Conan opened the door, and the two children looked at each other, inexplicably having an unspeakable tacit understanding.

Mao Lilan laughed in the kitchen and said, "Conan, is Qi Ya here?"

Conan: "Ah, then I'll go first."

"Remember to bring a bento!"

"Ok!"

Conan carried his schoolbag, closed the door, and let out a long sigh of relief.Only then did he have time to talk to Sasuke: "Are you... Uchiha Sasuke?"

Then he found out that Sasuke didn't carry a schoolbag.

Conan was a little embarrassed: "It's Qi Ya who officially enrolled, you may not be able to enter the school."

Sasuke nodded: "That's not a problem."

Conan: ...?

In front of Conan, Sasuke made a seal without any scruples—transfiguration!

With a "bang", the white mist exploded, and Conan instinctively took a step back.Unexpectedly, when he took a step back, the figure in the white mist took a step forward.

Pushing away the smoke, revealing silver-white short hair and blue eyes, "Qi Ya" was standing in front of him wearing an indigo sweater and white slacks!

Conan:  …

No, how is it possible... This, this is magic!It must be magic!

Sasuke supported Ki Ya's shell: "That's fine."

Conan trembled: "Is this... magic?"

Sasuke: "No, this is the most basic ninjutsu - transformation."

Conan:  …

Not magic.

Is the most basic - Ninjutsu? !

Is it in ninjutsu-transfiguration? !

He understands all the truths, really, understands all; he can also hear people's words clearly, really, clearly; he also understands all the words, really, recognize all - but can you tell him!Tell him why he can understand every word, and how the combined meaning makes him completely confused!

What is "ninjutsu"?What is "transfiguration in ninjutsu"?

Looking at the child's natural appearance, with no guilt at all, it must be true... No!He doesn't believe it, it's not scientific at all!

Conan shook his hands, forcing himself to push his glasses calmly: "Let's go, let's go."

hold on!you can!Kudo Shinichi!

With Sasuke in front and Conan behind, they walked towards the school together.

There were still so many accidents along the way, so many that Sasuke broke out completely after smashing the third flower pot that fell from the sky!

Sasuke had a cold face: "You and Qi Ya, is this how you go to school every day?"

Conan's face was numb: "Yes... just get used to it."

"Oh." Sasuke taunted, then squatted down in front of Conan, "Come up!"

Conan was taken aback: "What are you doing?"

"Back you to school."

Conan seriously refused: "I am a mature primary school student, I have two legs, I can walk..."

Sasuke: "It's okay if you don't carry it, I'll hug you."

One sentence blocked Conan.

Suppressing the shame in the heart of a high school student, Conan climbed up on Sasuke's back stiffly under the threat of violence from a child: "Okay, okay."

Sasuke nodded: "Hold on to me."

"what?"

Sasuke didn't pay attention to the weight of an elementary school student adding a schoolbag.He carried Conan on his back, and leaned forward slightly. Chakra gathered on the soles of his feet, making a movement of a cheetah preying.

At this moment, Conan didn't even know what it meant to "hold on".

The moment he realized "hold on tight", Sasuke kicked on the spot, jumped up explosively, jumped three meters away in a second, and jumped up the two-meter fence, with his toes staggered, ups and downs on the high and low buildings !

During the period, three or two wild cats were scared away, and four or five domestic dogs were scared away.

During the high-speed movement, Conan grabbed Sasuke's immature shoulders and suppressed the scream in his throat!

what!Do not!Three meters, five meters, seven meters!If you go down this high, you will fall to your death!

Hey, still alive?

Oh no!There are walls, windows, and utility poles in front of you, and you will be killed if you hit them!This speed will really kill you!put me down!

Hey, are you okay?

what!Do not!There are cameras, police, and residents, and they will be found!This unscientific!stop now!stop!

Hey, avoided it?

Conan's heart is full of bullet screens, and has already become the Conan version of the world-famous painting "Scream".However, he still maintains a "calm and calm" expression on the surface, maintaining the forceful style that a great detective should have.

Even when Sasuke put him down in the hiding place, he didn't have any problems except a little trembling legs, urgency to urinate, sore hands, pale face, dizziness, nausea....

But he’s so awesome, let’s cross his waist for a while ==

Conan looked at his watch calmly: "It's 15 minutes faster than usual."

Sasuke nodded: "Ah, once you get used to it, you can go faster next time."

Conan just wanted to grab Sasuke's collar: ... Isn't this your fastest speed?what!Asshole!Do you know that running like this is not scientific at all!

Of course, this is just fantasy.

on the bright side.

Conan straightened his messy hair and pushed his glasses: "Are you the gymnast appointed by the national team?"

Sasuke shook his head: "What is gymnastics?"

Conan continued his efforts: "Are you the youngest parkour enthusiast?"

Sasuke shook his head: "What is parkour?"

Conan did not give up: "Your parents are both agents, so you are so skilled?"

Sasuke shook his head: "Agent? No, my parents are ninjas."

Conan:  …

He just stood there, locking Sasuke's immature face tightly with a pair of dead fish eyes that were more sorrowful than heartbroken.Slowly, slowly, as if he had shaken paralysis, shaking and shaking and shaking and shaking.

Ninja?

Ninja ghost ah!Isn't this a virtual character in film and television dramas, novels, and serial animation?

Even if there were ninjas in Japanese history, could they jump seven or eight meters, five or six meters, and run sixty yards?

This unscientific!

Sasuke stared wide-eyed: "Hey, you... are you okay?"

Conan: "It's okay, I just want to be quiet."

Sasuke: "Who is Jingjing?"

Conan:  …

Conan covered his heart and supported the wall of the alley with one hand.

Hold on!You can do it!Kudo Shinichi!

This child is just relatively developed motor nerves, high cell activity, strong durability, and explosive power!Hold on!

Sasuke: "You look uncomfortable, are there any medical ninjas around here?"

Conan:  …

Doctor, Healer, Ninja!

Conan took a deep breath: "Don't talk, I..." Just take it easy!

Sasuke frowned: "Forget it, I'll make a tripod for you."

I'll give you a tripod, next tripod, tripod, trip...

Everything is like a slow motion, being slowly stretched before Conan's eyes.He saw himself stretching out his hand, and out of an instinctive fear, he wanted to restrain Sasuke from making trouble.

He saw Sasuke raised his hand, turned it around somehow, and it was radiant, like a Sailor Moon in a children's show, and took out the "magic wand"!

Conan: =mouth=!

Do not!wait!don't want!stop it!

"Sailor Moon" Sasuke held the "magic wand" with his toes a little bit, his back seemed to spread the wings of a black and purple butterfly, and the stars were shining. He jumped up lightly and put the "magic wand" on his lips side, blowing a strange rhythm.

In an instant, light and shadow flickered, and a huge pot... Oh no, a simple, thick and solid bronze cauldron hit the ground without making a single sound. ripples.

Immortal King Gu Ding, the group blood recovery healing skill of the Five Poison Sect, commonly known as "pot", is also the most proficient technique that Sasuke has cultivated to deal with the battlefield and the whole body of swords.

He has tried it, and the tripod can not only change the sword from a serious injury to a slight injury or no injury, it even has a miraculous effect on the god-inspector who has exhausted his spiritual power and died of serious injuries.

Whenever he was too late to save someone, he would cast a tripod.

Now and then, seeing that Conan is uncomfortable... oh, let's have a trip.

Fortunately, except for a few children with special constitutions, ordinary people can't see the ripples in circles.

Conan stood in the circle of "Ripples", staring blankly at Sasuke, completely dumbfounded.

No, go live, Kudo Shinichi, you can... shit!

What the hell!How could this make him want to?

A tripod!A magical tripod!It's real gold and silver, how the hell can he still touch it!But what happened to the people passing by the alley, did their eyes look wrong?Didn't you see this tripod?

They didn't notice any abnormalities at all except for saying "ah, I suddenly feel so relaxed", "I wonder why I'm not sleepy after staying up late", "how my myopia can see clearly"...

Conan:  …

#奇芽, I suddenly miss you so much, I don’t despise you for being unscientific anymore#

#Take what to save you, my completely shattered three views#

#Why do I often have tears in my eyes, because I love science deeply#

Tens of thousands of barrages are omitted.

Sasuke: "Are you okay, why do you feel more serious?"

"No." Conan was mature and steady, with the sense of vicissitudes of a bald middle-aged man, and said, "I'm fine, I'm fine, don't panic."

"Yeah, put your hands down (please). Fine, put them in your trouser pockets (please). Yes, don't take them out unless you have to (please)."

"Yeah, that's it... let's go, let's go to school. Great, use two legs (please), slow down, take it easy, don't jump over the wall (please)..."

Unfortunately--

Conan never expected that today's disaster has just begun ==

In the first class, the chubby guy behind Sasuke snored and dozed off, which made the math teacher furious.

He exploded into a small universe, turned into a terrifying demon king, crushed the chalk, grabbed the end of the chalk, and threw it at the little fat pier with the power of a Super Saiyan!

Accurate, high-speed, powerful, awesome!

The tip of the chalk was like a bullet, and it brushed towards the dull hair on Sasuke's head like a broken bamboo!

Sasuke showed sharp eyes: Not good!Murderous!

In Conan's horrified eyes, Sasuke put two fingers together and directly clamped the end of the chalk, crushing it without a word, with momentum like a rainbow!

math teacher:……

Conan: No!

All the primary school students: "Wow! Qi Ya is so handsome!" Applauding.

Little Fatty: Snoring...

In the second Mandarin class, the Mandarin teacher smiled and asked everyone: "Children, how much do you remember of the haiku and the interpretation just now?"

And looked at "Qi Ya" with a confident face and slightly raised chin, encouraging him to express himself bravely.

Sasuke recited the full text honestly and gave a good explanation.

Amid the praise from the Mandarin teacher, he snorted softly, and with the small pride typical of seven or eight-year-old children, he recited all the pages of haiku in front of the Mandarin teacher.

Mandarin teacher: Genius!

Conan: No!

All the primary school students: "Wow, Qi Ya is so powerful!" They applauded.

In the third class, in the well-equipped home economics class of Didan Primary School, the home economics teacher shared the sashimi practice of Chef Higashino, the host of the state banquet, but the children were assigned the task of making rice balls.

There are a lot of materials in the home economics class, and the teacher is cutting the salmon into thin slices with a knife: "Two people in groups, after making the rice balls, come to the teacher for another salmon... um..."

The home economics teacher suddenly looked up, always feeling that the atmosphere was too quiet, but saw——

"Qi Ya" held a sharp knife in his right hand and pressed a piece of salmon meat with his left hand. He flicked a handsome knife with his five fingers. He opened his eyes suddenly, and the scarlet jade rolled around.

I saw it clearly, and I wrote it down, Chef Higashino’s method of sashimi...

He and Conan must be No.1 in the home economics class!

"Shuashuashuashua-" A white light flashed, Sasuke finished slicing the salmon gracefully and swiftly, with a flick of the tip of the knife, the red meat was lined up on the plate.

The same thickness, delicate texture, and no trace of meat after splicing!

Before it was over, Sasuke slammed his palm into the water tank and took out a live octopus. While it was not paying attention, he chopped off its head, removed its ink sac, cut off its octopus, and sliced ​​it into sashimi as thin as a cicada's wing.

With a flick of the tip of the knife, they were arranged neatly on the platter.

He poured out soy sauce, squeezed some wasabi, and placed the sashimi in front of Conan in a "perfectly synchronized with Chef Higashino" movement.

Said: "Eat!"

Home economics teacher: =口=!

Conan: No!Ah... so fragrant!

All the elementary school students: "Wow! Qi Ya knows everything, is it Ultraman?"

Qi Ya was murdered, and in the process of playing Qi Ya, Sasuke gradually forgot that he was Qi Ya==

So, under Conan's compromise of "giving up treatment", Sasuke Gou became a master of memory, a natural chef, a shooting expert, and a little prince of piano solo...

Conan: Chiya, I really miss you QAQ!

come back quickly!I can't take it alone!

Until school time, Conan and Qi Ya were assigned the task of "cleaning up fallen leaves".

Conan held Sasuke's hand tightly: "Leave it to me!" Please!

Sasuke frowned: "No, you're too slow."

Conan:  …

The ominous premonition exploded immediately!

Sasuke looked at the path full of fallen leaves, looked around for no one, and began to make seals—Si·Wei·Shen·Hai·Noon·Yin!

"Art fire escape ho fireball!"

Conan:  …

If I die, may there be no Uchiha in heaven ==

If so, hell I'm coming!

The author has something to say: PS: Grim Reapers: Wow, is the one with the best performance among us coming?Awesome!

Conan: ...This hell is not scientific at all ==

PS: Sasuke: Uchiha Itachi destroyed my family, blabla...

Conan pushed his glasses: No, there is only one truth, let me analyze it for you, blabla...

Sasuke: Bro!I misunderstood you!Wow--

Conan: Take me to Konoha, the impact of this kind of murder is very bad, I will personally expose them by means of the law (the god of death)!

Many years later, in Conan's "there is only one truth" BGM, Infinite Monthly Reading was leaked ahead of time, Heijue was exposed, Obito was exposed, and Akatsuki's organization had nothing to hide...

Conan finally raised his eyebrows and elated, and earnestly taught: Get it, this is the power of science!

Ninja villains: ... No, this is hurting each other [manual goodbye.jpg]