[Comprehensive British and American] Chaoying Pet Shop

Joe Ward didn't really lie on the bed and raise his ass.

...Anyway, Arthur only exchanged for 30 minutes.

After the meal was over, Arthur turned back into a dormant Neptune Ball. Seeing that no one was watching him, Joe Ward ran to the origin and handed in the combat report to the US team.

It was the habit of the American team during World War II to write combat reports in a timely manner.After each mission, he sorts out the process, calculates the casualties and damages, and lists the areas where everyone in the team needs to improve—even later, whether he joined the Avengers or became a ball, he has been doing this silently thing.

Now, the US team can't hold the shield anytime and anywhere in front of Joward; the Avengers is completely short of manpower, and the mess of S.H.I.E.L.D. alone is enough for him and Tony to have a headache.If it weren't for Da Chao and Bat who would often help, he might not even have the time to run secretly to see Xiao Qiao.

So he taught Joward this habit, and hoped that the baby boy they had always kept in their hands would grow up from summarizing again and again.

Joe Ward poked the portrait of Captain America on the console.

The communication channel is instantly connected.

Joward: "Captain, I'm handing in my homework!"

Captain America's voice was as gentle as ever: "...I'm online...my little soldier...this mission...are you injured..."

Joe Ward: "?"

The communication channel is rustling and noisy, with the sound of wind and distant bombing.The man's voice was also panting, and his breath sprayed on the communicator, whistling.

Joward: "Excuse me, are you on the field? I'll get back to you later..."

Captain America: "...It's okay! It's almost over...uh, I'm running..."

Tony may not be far away from the US team. At this moment, Joe Ward heard Tony's frantic voice exploded in the distance: "Cap?!? I can't stand it here, and you still talk on the phone?! "

Joe Ward: "..."

The US team responded with the same decibel: "Xiao Qiao's phone!"

Tony: "Oh, then I'll push it for a while."

Joe Ward: "..."

He heard something from the blaring guns over there, and hurriedly said: "Maybe you are busy first, and I will contact you in an hour?"

Captain America laughed: "It's okay, it's just a trivial matter."

The US team found a quiet corner over there, and listened carefully to Joe Ward's report on the mission.

He is usually gentle and considerate to others, but when it comes to serious things like fighting, he will become serious.When Joe Ward reported on the poisonous gas, his voice began to lower silently—he knew the captain would be worried.

The US team paused for a while and said, "What do you think, Xiao Qiao? Compared with the last time, is there any improvement?"

Joward: "I... I first surveyed the hostages and the enemy's location, scanned the map of the entire deserted island, prepared more than three retreat routes, and then airdropped Sol."

Cap chuckled: "Well done, you're a natural at this, my little soldier. If only we'd had you in WWII—"

Joe Ward felt dizzy when he heard it.One of the reasons why he likes to hand in homework for the US team is that the captain will encourage him every time, blowing rainbow farts in different ways.

But this time, the rainbow fart is really blowing up a bit...

He hurriedly interrupted, "But I should remember to bring an antidote needle."

Captain America: "That is the last resort. A good leader cannot let things go to that point. Recall the situation at that time, come up with more than three solutions that can be solved without antidote injections, and then tell me , okay?"

Joward: "Okay, but I don't think I can be a leader... Yes, sometimes I think, if only you were there, or the bat was there. I'm not afraid of anything now, but Arthur and Thor Will be hurt by my instructions."

Captain America chuckled again, making Joward a little puzzled.

US team: "A little bit of experience from a century-old veteran: True leaders generally don't know it. They may just be ignorant, do some things they think are small, and then slowly become the core of the team. Even if the temperament is different All people can get together because of him; as long as he is there, the team will always be like family."

Joe Ward: "That's you, Captain. I can't do it, I'll just be your little follower..."

Captain America smiled: "Let's go and see, Xiao Qiao."

After handing in his homework, he disassembled the hamster ball for a while, wanting to learn the mechanical structure inside - every time he disassembled it, he couldn't reinstall it; but the little tin can robot didn't stop him, and let him dismantle it with crossed hands.

After dismantling enough, the little tin can robots were busy and reassembled the hamster ball.

Sol redeemed 30 minutes in the mission and woke up 5 hours later, around 1:[-] in the morning.

He rubbed his head for a while, remembering before Saul, yelling for a drink or something.

So I wrapped up my coat, ran to the opposite store, bought a small bottle of wine, and put it next to the cat's nest.

There was also a small note on the belly of Thor Ball:

"Don't worry too much about the task;) You bought the wine, it's under the cat climbing frame, don't tear down my house if you get drunk in the middle of the night, okay?"

Having done all this, Joward crept quietly back into bed and turned off the light.

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After the renovation of the origin, Joe Ward has been driving the summoning signal transmitter.

Although he felt in his heart that Erhaxia was the most effective one; but Erhaxia had been fighting fiercely with the little bitch next door for the past few weeks, and Joe Ward saw that it was about to go back to pick up puppies...

In desperation, Joe Ward could only increase the frequency of running on both sides of the origin of the clinic.In this way, once a new Little Chaoying arrives at the origin, he can meet them as soon as possible.

With two balls who bullied him all day except drinking, after a miserable month, the clinic welcomed the first girl for the first time——

Joward recognized her attire:

One of the three veterans of Zhenglian, Wonder Woman!

Every ball that has worked so hard to reach the origin is in a battle-damaged state-and so is Wonder Woman.

She was seriously injured and unconscious just like the other Qiuqiu, holding a small sword in her short hand.

The vigorous and slender figure, with unevenness, now only has a convex shape - the shape of a ball, all beings are equal...

Holding a small tin can, the little doctor ran around the origin twice before calming down.

The No. [-] Rough Guy Team could never understand his excitement.

——It’s Big Sister!

It's the heroic, handsome and gentle big sister on TV!

But after calming down, he went straight around Wonder Woman's ball again:

How to do?

I heard that girls have high demands on their bodies. Will Wonder Woman be sad to see herself turned into this ball when she wakes up?

What about wound sutures?He can't just take off his suit and treat him like he treats other balls, can he?

How to buy daily necessities?

Also, girls definitely need separate rooms!

She must not be with their boys, crowded on the cat bed and quilt in the attic!

Joward looked at the communication board on the console, and lingered on the heads of the first team for more than 20 seconds. He first looked at the heads of Xiao Shan and Xiao Spider, shook his head, and then looked at the "adults", and then Gritting his teeth, he decided to start with the most frequently contacted American team——

Joe Ward: "Captain! Please help me, er, do you know girls?"

Captain America: "Huh???"

To no avail, the situation was urgent, Joward had no time to explain, and poked Da Chao's head again:

"Muffle, meringue, do you know girls?"

Da Chao: "Ah????"

The response of the two steel scouts made him feel a chill in his heart. He hovered over the heads of Tony and the bat for a while, pursed his mouth, and pressed Tony's.

Joward: "Uncle Tony, I'm sorry to interrupt your work...do you know girls? Like...girlfriends?"

Tony has just returned from a remote mission, and is about to ask the housekeeper to call out all the monitoring for the past few days.

The housekeeper will automatically judge whether there are dangerous factors that are unfavorable to Joward in the monitoring.The alarm has not sounded these days, it seems that Qiao Bao is living in peace.

He let out a long breath when he heard Joe Ward's question.

The playboy picked up the red wine glass in his hand, shook it in a storytelling manner, and looked ready to talk about it: "Come on, which one do you want to ask."

Qiao Bao on the communication side said anxiously: "Do you know what daily necessities girls need? I just picked up Wonder Woman! But I don't know how to prepare. I mean, she is unconscious and weak now. Will she be helpless when she wakes up and sees that there is nothing here?"

Tony: "— Ohdear, this is a big project."

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Diana woke up.

She found herself lying on a soft cat bed.

She is an Amazon warrior in Paradise Island. Her demigod physique makes her invincible and self-healing.With a good rest, her trauma will be much better.

Wonder Woman got up from the cat bed, then rolled over and almost fell under the bed.

She lowered her head and saw her round belly.

Wonder Girl Ball: "..."

Around the cat bed, there is a room separated by small wooden boards. The room is too big for her, and it is sealed, so you can't see the outside from the inside.

Beside the bed was a rose with its thorns removed—it was a sweet thought, except that the bud was almost as big as herself.

The mess of invisible nails at the junction told her that this room was a temporary rush.

Wonder Girl Ball pushed the door out.

A huge stronghold with a strong sense of technology was displayed in front of her eyes; in addition, what attracted her attention even more was the mountain of shopping bags next to it.

Good guy, it's got everything.

Clothes (even Barbie doll skirts), cosmetics, sanitary napkins...

A sanitary napkin as big as a mountain? ?

"you're awake……"

A boy's soft voice.

"Look... uh, do you need anything else?"

Wonder Girl Ball tilted her head and looked at the little boy who was squatting on the ground and talking to her.

Ah.

Cute.

Then the cute expression suddenly became a little anxious.

He pressed hard on the two rough guys behind him who were ready to move, and whispered: "Shhhh! She needs to rest! She is still very fragile now-"

Thunder Ball and Neptune Ball lifted the little doctor's hand without any effort, and ran straight to Wonder Girl Ball.

They looked at each other with three balls.

Arthur and Sol looked at her chubby figure - though they weren't much better themselves - but the two were spoiled by the limp Joward, and couldn't help their expressions.

"...cough cough. Poof."

The snicker was small, but she still heard it.

Wonder Girl Ball's beady eyes with beautiful eyelashes immediately squinted slightly.

The little doctor was still half lying on the ground, his blue eyes were a little worried, and he looked at Wonder Girl Ball with super admiration, and wanted to tell her about the exchange time: "Are you sure you have rested? Don't worry about turning into a ball. , I will explain it to you slowly.”

Wonder Girl Ball: "Give me ten seconds, sweetheart."

Joward couldn't understand anything, so she heard Wonder Ball slowly say "Hera" in an elegant and slightly hoarse voice.

——Then he watched the Wonder Girl jump up, a neat flying cross, and sat down the fierce Neptune Ball;

Then he threw the golden lasso backhand, put on the still smirking Thor Ball, and tied it down beside Hai Wangqiu.

Wonder Girl Ball's mouth was still curled up, and she said slowly, "What's so funny, Boys?"

The two rough guys played balls, and they were as quiet as chickens in an instant.

Joe Ward: "..."

... Big sister seems a little... a little scared?

The author has something to say: Under the setting of the ball shape, the big sisters will not have to worry about it every month... otherwise it would be too bad _(:з」∠)_