[Comprehensive British and American] Chaoying Pet Shop

Dick has reason to believe that this month's big bat may have entered menopause.

All right.Although the age does not match, but in view of Bruce Wayne's four hours of sleep a day, almost masochistic mental and physical training (can you imagine who gives himself a birthday present every year, will be making a The virtual Batman program, and then let this year's self kill the virtual self again and again?), he thinks that the occasional endocrine disorder of the big bat is also very possible.

It is specifically reflected in: every night patrol, more and more criminals have been hammered to the point of paralysis.

Many out-of-town criminals will sneer at his principle of not killing Batman when they mention Batman: He can still control Gotham?After being beaten up, I escaped from prison and came out to recuperate. He is another hero.

Only Gotham people know the viciousness of this method.

The darkness of Gotham is a huge pyramid.

Those who have repeatedly confronted Batman can still cause trouble, such as Joker, Penguin, Bane, Riddler, etc., these Arkham talents stand at the top of the pyramid that is almost invisible;

And under them, there are tens of thousands of people working in the underworld, ranging from gangsters to gangsters.

For non-Arkham graduates, encountering Batman in the middle of the night is better than being shot dead by the Gotham police.

No one can imagine how a criminal will be treated when his limbs are broken and thrown into Gotham Central Prison.This is the filthy place of Gotham, where all the vicious prisoners gather, and a disabled person here is tantamount to falling into hell on earth.

Then these people "disappeared".

No one can say they are dead.Because someone has witnessed that a certain big man who was so popular on the road a few years ago and handled countless lives, went crazy and limped after he was released from prison, picking up garbage on the street to eat like a homeless man.

The "disappearance" of this meaning, for Batman, purifies Gotham; but for criminals, life is worse than death.

Therefore, in the underworld of Gotham, there is an absurd survival guide for encountering bats:

Can't kill a bat, I kill myself.

...However, although Batman is indeed a violent city management officer, violence and rage are not the same thing, are they? ? ?

Dick squatted in the corner, eating his hands and watching the violent chengguan online beating people.

When the Gotham Knights made this PG25 picture, did you ever think that there was a little follower who was less than 10 years old behind him?

Dick: "Hey, Dude. I've been very angry lately. Why don't we finish the night patrol early today and go home to see your precious cat boy. How about clearing up the fire?"

Batman turned around.

The armed bandits on the ground stood up and tried to shoot in Robin's direction.The Dark Knight grabbed the back of his head and pushed him into the electrical box next to him.

Dick was terrified: "It's dead, it's really dead!!"

Batman said calmly, "No."

He threw the man to the ground, felt his pulse for a while, and gave him a cardiotonic injection.

Dick: "..."

Now he knew why the cardiotonic in the stockpile had been used up so quickly recently.

The little blue bird couldn't figure out why Batman had such a temper this month.

Under the awe of Batman, Gotham is much more stable than it was a year ago. The clown has disappeared, so it stands to reason that there is nothing bad about it.

The big bat hides the baby boy who is not seen by others, and this month seems to be very comfortable - so comfortable that the news diary is not sent every night, and the post is a bit perfunctory "Today is the 25th, Ah, what a beautiful day!"

An unknown reporter with black-rimmed glasses, an unknown fast-handed blonde policeman, and an unknown curly-haired underage also often go to the clinic—although Dick only knows who is Super.

An unknown policeman with extremely fast hands always brought Joe Ward cats and dogs, including a big raccoon that liked to chatter.

Then according to the gossip of the butler, the cub named Jerry brought by Dachao seems to belong to Joe Ward.

Dick: ...Huh? ? ?

At night, from time to time, two tall and handsome men would suddenly appear in his bedroom, chattering and plotting something.

The two of them are actually quite familiar, especially the one with the golden retriever.Less than a month after I met the baby boy of the Bat family, he would occasionally stab someone in the face with beard stubble.

——Oh.

Dad is angry and old, and Dick feels that Get has a reason.

Dick: "Fuck, is there a pet party, charity foundation, ribbon-cutting ceremony in New York lately? Oh, better not be too big, maybe a celebration in Queens is enough."

Batman: "...Dick."

Ah Fu: "Guess what, Master Dick. The 100th anniversary celebration of the American Science Museum is very good-I heard that all the middle schools in Queens will organize students to visit for free, and there will be many celebrities in attendance-maybe Some well-meaning students are willing to bring their friends to open their eyes."

Dick sat on the bat console and snapped his fingers happily: "That's good, that's good. It's time for us to do our part for science."

Batman who was ignored the whole time: "..."

……

For all the misleading testosterone-filled lives of the little doctor on surveillance footage, for Joward himself, he's worn himself out this month.

The return of the system and Qiuqiu made him realize that as long as he didn't complete the final task and fully realize his wish, the rest of the Superheroes would not be able to recover their original form, and would wander in the unknown space without knowing life or death.

Although everyone in the first team has maintained their original form for some reason, but considering that if this is a bug drawn by 2-3, then if his new system detects and recovers the bug, everyone in the first team will become Ball ball; everything starts from scratch again.

Although knowing that Batman and the others are actively seeking pnB, Joe Ward believes that if he completes this pnA within his ability, everyone will be happy.

After restarting the task after a year, Joward decided to start cautiously with the B-level task: the condition for opening the final task is "sufficient number of tasks", not "sufficient number of points", so how many reward points are in the account? , should have no effect on starting the final mission.

As the first preparation before restarting the mission, he asked the US team if he could continue to borrow the hamster ball from Uncle Tony.

Captain America laughed on the phone: "Uh, borrow?"

Joe Ward stood in the phone booth, cautiously: "If Uncle Tony finds it inconvenient...I'll just find other means of transportation."

Captain America fell silent.If Qiao Bao's words were heard by his uncle Tony, Tony would probably die of grief because of his birthright.

He said on the phone: "I'll help you convey it. Before and after each mission, report to me, okay?"

Joe Ward nodded, remembering that the US team couldn't see, he hurriedly said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone, actually quite surprised.

He always felt that everyone in the first team had a very strong desire to protect him - not to say it was bad, he was very grateful to everyone for his consideration;

But sometimes, he feels that he may be able to do something for everyone, for more people, instead of being like a flower in a glass cover; occasionally superheroes come to play with him, poking the soft petals , Then when the visiting time is over, he will hang down the leaves, and wait for everyone to come to see him next time.

So the US team agreed to his decision to lead the second team to continue the mission without saying a word-he thought it would take a long time to discuss.

He didn't know that there had been several rounds of quarrels in the group of the first team about his continuing to do the task.

Tony: "I disagree."

Captain America: "Little Joe is an adult, he will know how to measure, not to mention he and us, as well as Saul and Arthur. The underage Spidey, in the end you let him join the Avengers."

Doctor Strange: "I seem to be able to understand that egomaniac tin can this time. Don't think my words are harsh, you are now swearing 'he still has us' or something, think about it, it is different now, isn't it? "

As soon as he said this, the group was silent for a while.

Indeed, the world waited for their heroes to return; but compared to the dense lineup of heroes in the past, now the people are only waiting for seven of them.

They are no longer the balls that could give Xiao Qiao close protection in the past.

Da Chao: "Whether it is 5 kilometers or 5 meters, as long as Xiao Qiao needs it, I will be by his side within 1 second. You should trust Arthur and Sol, and you should trust Xiao Qiao. After all, he once ran alone Arkham, the lucky boy who saved the world."

Tony: "——Don't, again, follow, me, mention, ah, ka, um!"

The man smashed his mobile phone on the table, making a loud noise, which startled Pei Bo who was next to him.

Those people like Fuck spoke lightly. When the bats carried out Qiao Bao, who was dyed red and had broken limbs, during the rainstorm in Gotham, none of them were there, and none of them saw it with their own eyes! !

Tony went round and round in his office until he saw a new message pop up on the screen of his high-quality mobile phone: the bat had spoken in the group.

He took the phone back at once.

eon!bat!Although I'm always at odds with you, this time you're definitely on my side!

Batman only said a few words in the group.

But it seems that he should have looked at the group and thought for a long time.

Bat: "I agree."

Bat: "It's an opportunity to start developing Joe in addition to PnA."

Bat: "He wants to be a hero."

Bat: "And he can do it."

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