[Comprehensive British and American] Chaoying Pet Shop

Joward stayed longer in the cemetery.

It was almost 9:[-] when he returned to the clinic.

The door of the clinic was closed and there were no lights inside.

He took out the key from his coat pocket, opened the door of the clinic, and touched the light switch by the door.

"Clap clap clap."

Joward: ?

He pressed the switch several times, but the clinic was still dark.

"Don't tell me the switch is blown?"

He closed the door, turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, shone it on the ground, and walked towards the main switch.

Light swept across the floor, and for a moment, he saw a pair of... human feet next to the cabinet.

...is still floating.

Joward: "………………………!?!?!!"

Before he had time to run to the door, he was hugged from behind!

"Merry Christmas~~!!"

All the lights in the clinic are turned on.

Colorful Christmas ribbons sprayed all over his head and face.

The small clinic was packed to the brim, and the superheroes who were supposed to go home for Christmas today gathered here.Da Chao picked him up, held him in the air like a cat, and happily watched Xiao Qiao being sprayed with ribbons.

The little doctor: "...cough cough..."

The Flash: "Ah, Jojo was scared to tears! It's all because of Tony's bad idea!"

Tony: "???"

Da Chao hurriedly put the man down and wiped his face with his generous palm.His hands are big, and when he held the little doctor's face, it almost covered the little doctor's entire face.

They made an appointment to come back to the clinic at 9 o'clock and spend Christmas with Joe.Even the strange ball was reluctantly drilled from the temple, and he hadn't turned back to his original body at this time, standing awkwardly on the top of the Christmas tree in a small cloak, looking like a Christmas decoration ball.

Spider-Man: "Hey, where's Captain and Bat?"

Tony: "The captain said he'd come back in the second half. Bat..."

He paused slightly, "You know, he's a 'bat'."

Spider-Man nodded fiercely, indicating that he could get it.

Joe Ward's face was wiped clean, and he felt ashamed to be scared and cry in front of so many people.

His head was buried in the palm of Da Chao, and he was embarrassed to come out.

Tony: "eon, baby, you haven't exchanged gifts with us yet."

Joe Ward: "I...I haven't bought..."

Tony: "Does your Uncle Tony look like someone who would grab presents from children?"

Joward: "???"

He walked around the Christmas cake in the middle of the clinic and walked towards the little Christmas tree.At this moment, the tree is already full of gifts, big and small. Tony pointed to the largest and most flamboyant golden gift box in the middle, and said:

"Do you want to take it apart now?"

Flash touched Da Chao with his elbow, and Da Chao immediately opened his clairvoyant eyes.

Da Chao: "Uh...uh, I'm not sure, it looks like there's only a small note inside, with a game account on it..."

The Flash: "God is a steam account. That guy really bought games for all platforms!"

He rushed under the Christmas tree, held down the big gift box, and shouted, "No, no, no! You have to open mine first!"

Tony, this guy is simply taking advantage of his wealth and committing crimes!

If Xiao Qiao unwraps Tony's gift first, then the lamb fleece one-piece pajamas he prepared will be much inferior!

Dachao’s see-through eye was still closed, he suddenly caught a glimpse of something, and asked, “Whose is the smallest red gift box?”

Spider-Man: "? It's me."

When he bid farewell to Aunt Mei and was about to go back to the clinic, Aunt Mei put a small gift box in his hand.

Aunt Mei: "Give it to 'girlfriend'."

Fortunately, Aunt Mei was careful, otherwise he would be the only one who came back empty-handed.

Da Chao's expression was subtle: "Hmm..."

He saw a bottle of men's perfume, which was quite normal.

The main reason is that there is a stack of plainly packaged condoms hidden in the extra layer below.

Dachao: ...Are you...sure...that you took someone else's gift correctly...

Tony almost wanted to paint the words "rich and powerful" on his face.Not only did he prepare gifts for Joward, but there were also piles of presents piled up under the Christmas tree, which were chosen by everyone in the alliance.

Unable to resist the bouncing Flash, Joe Ward could only endure the shame, and went to the toilet to change into his one-piece pajamas.

When I came out of the bathroom, the ceiling of the clinic was about to be overturned by laughter.

The pajamas are loose and thick fleece, soft and warm to wear.He wears it to look like a walking stuffed lamb.

The splinted arm can be hidden in pajamas without being squeezed.

but……

The lamb pajamas are pink.

There is also a woolen sheep's tail on the buttocks.

The tail hangs on the back zipper and can be taken off when sleeping.

Joe Ward's face is literally redder than his one-piece pajamas:

"Xiao Shan, this, this is too...!"

The Flash: "Hahahaha hiccup! I knew JoJo was right for this! Give me a sip!"

Everyone was laughing, only Joward was ashamed.

But his temper was too soft, and he was reluctant to push Xiao Shan away, so he had to stand where he was and be sucked obediently.

Joe Ward: "But I'm not cute, this style is obviously more suitable for Spidey."

He looked at Spider-Man sitting cross-legged on the sofa.

Spider-Man just happened to be looking at him with his head tilted.

Seeing the little doctor look over, Spider-Man: "You are the cutest, Joe."

Joward was inexplicably taken aback.

The tone of his words didn't sound like he was coaxing or joking, but he was out of his mind.

Tony: "Come on baby, look at the camera, take a picture and be Uncle Tony's screensaver."

Joe Ward was in a hurry: "Don't, don't shoot..."

Da Chao saw that everyone was bullying Xiao Qiao, but he didn't stop it.

Only one arm was stretched out, vainly wrapping around the little doctor's left arm to avoid being touched.

Dachao gave Joward a woolen scarf woven by Martha herself, and wrapped it in the one-piece pajamas, Joward looked more like a walking pompom.

Joward was a little surprised that the little spider would give men's perfume: he thought the little spider's gift would be Lego blocks or something.

Joe Ward smelled the fragrance and was very refreshed: "Thank you Spidey!"

Spider-Man responded with a hmm, and hurriedly hid a package of things in the interlayer of the gift box behind his butt.

If Doctor Strange didn't make a move, Tony felt that his gift would definitely be the best.

However, after Doctor Strange recovered his body, he walked over with a long face and pressed a stick into Joward's hand.

Doctor Strange: "Here."

At last he said: "The cloak is for you."

Joe Ward: ! !

Real wands!

The first time he received a magic gift, he didn't know how to use it at all. He poked it carefully on the table, and the top of the wand actually started spitting out small candy sticks...

Joward, the first magician: Fuck! !

Tony said sourly: "It's just an ordinary stick. You secretly cast spells behind him, don't you?"

Doctor Strange said coldly, "Hmph.

At around ten o'clock, the party master Tonini thought the atmosphere was not exciting enough, so he unwrapped a box of presents and brought out a box of bottled cocktails.

Tony: "Under 21 drink milk, over 21 drink alcohol!"

The Flash raised his arms and cheered: "Drink, drink, drink!"

——And so began a disaster.

Around 10:40 - 11 minutes before the lightning bug ends its transformation at 20:[-].

The US team at the origin received a message from the little spider:

[Ah ah ah ah Xiao Qiao, captain Xiao Qiao, come and save me]

Captain America:? ? ?

He checked the time, he had promised everyone that he would show up later in the party, and now it was about time.

The US team sent a message to Joe Ward: [Little Joe, exchange me for 10 minutes. ]

Joe Ward: [@#@#%^%@^]

Captain America:? ? ?

He immediately put away the communication tool and sprinted along the secret road to the clinic.

Before leaving, he did not forget to ask the bat ball:

"Are you really not going to the party?"

Batball: "There's always someone here."

Captain America: "Actually, Xiao Qiao also knows that you are kind. He won't be so afraid of you all the time. Next time, can you try to be more gentle?"

Batball stopped talking.

When the American team passed through the underground tunnel, they recovered their bodies unexpectedly and almost ran into the RoboCop.

Captain America:? ? ?what's the situation?

Although Xiao Qiao has no combat experience, she usually executes the plan well, and her mind is calmer than ordinary people. She usually confirms the exchange time with them in advance.

When he first arrived at the clinic, the scene in front of him was like a crowd of demons dancing...

Captain America gritted his teeth: "...Stark...!!"

He pointed at the pink sheep dangling on the table: "Did you let Xiao Qiao drink???"

Tony: "Why. He's 22 years old, isn't he?"

Captain America glanced around.

There are cakes all over the floor and walls, the dogs in the clinic are lying on the ground and licking them, and the cheap cats have a piece of cake stuck to their heads, and they are provocative and fighting everywhere with their hair blown.

The Flash is so drunk he's almost out of sight—

If that group of red afterimages dancing wildly in the middle of the clinic is him.

Doctor Strange and Da Chao crossed their arms and chattered.

The US team listened carefully, and it was all Doctor Strange who was complaining.What Supreme Master has no salary, no injury insurance, just like a middle-aged frustrated bald man thinking about it.

Forget about being strange, Da Chao was so drunk that his eyes stared straight.

The US team was really worried that Da Chao couldn't hold on to himself, and the two hot eyes shot to the moon.

...Captain America is very tired.

He can only start to solve the biggest problem in front of him.

Captain America said softly, "Little Qiao, you come down first."

He raised his hand to hug Xiao Qiao who was standing on the table in a daze.

I don't know who is so naughty, so I put a pink sheep onesie on him.

When holding the little doctor in his arms, it was really like holding a fluffy little lamb.

Joward blinked his blue eyes for a while, as if suddenly awake:

"team leader--"

The little doctor usually speaks softly, always with some hesitation and lack of confidence.

It was the first time he elongated his voice like this, calling Captain America coquettishly.

Captain America responded subconsciously: "Huh?"

Joe Ward called him, but didn't say what he was going to do.

There was a sunny smile on the face wrapped in the sheep pajamas.

Joe Ward: "Captain—"

He shook his brown-haired head, put his chin on Captain America's chest again, and looked up at him with blue eyes—God, this look was so foul that Captain America had to force himself to look away.

After watching for a while, Joward said drunk again: "Captain~~~~"

Captain America: "..."

understood.

After Xiao Qiao got drunk, she became a repeater.

Spider-Man, sitting next to him on the couch, appears to be the only survivor of the party.

He pulled up half of his mask, drank the milk in his mouth, and clutched his chest very nervously.

Joward turned to look at him.

Spider-Man:! ! ! !

Little Doctor: "Spidey—"

Spider-Man: "No no no no you don't come again!"

The chest protector was useless, and Captain America watched helplessly as the little doctor staggered over and pushed the shy little spider down on the sofa.

Joward: "Spidey~~~"

Captain America: "..."

He realized that this is a repeater + sticky man.

Captain America: "Be careful with Joe's arm."

Spider-Man: "I'm careful——Captain, save me first! Ahhhhhhhhh he bit me! Don't...ahh♂"

Captain America: "..."

Drunk biting is not a surprising trait - after all, it's been seen since Poison Ivy's days.

The two cubs rolled into a ball, and Captain America watched with a smile, but didn't pay much attention.

After he finished laughing, he sighed and cleaned up the battlefield for them without complaint.

The US team only redeemed for 10 minutes - if he had known, he would have redeemed more points.

As soon as 23:[-], Xiao Shan, Xiao Spider, Da Chao and him all have to change back to Qiuqiu and start to sleep.

The remaining Doctor Strange and Tony, neither of them is a fuel-efficient lamp.

——Captain America naturally thought of a successor.

US team: [Bat, you should come to the clinic.Xiao Qiao drank and was a little unconscious. ]

Batball: [Who made him drink it. ]

The US team was silent, but decided not to betray the comrades in the same alliance.

Captain America: [I'll ask him to exchange the time for you later. ]

Cap pulls Joward away from the scrambling Spider-Man.

His palm was very strong, and the palm was pressed against Joward's belly, and he moved it around his body, and the little doctor was brought to stand up by him.

Joward looked up at him, blinking his blue eyes and giggling.

Captain America had never seen him smile so many times in one day.

From the clean blue eyes of the little doctor, he could vaguely see the appearance of that innocent boy when nothing happened.

He couldn't help but soften his tone of voice:

"Give the bat some time, huh?"

Joward didn't respond.

The system poked Joward hard in his head: "Host, host, host, host..."

Joward was dizzy: "Uh..."

System: "The assistant needs time again, host, wake up, host."

Batman strode down the tunnel.

The pitch-black cloak fluttered behind his back, making him look like he was fighting aggressively.

Even Hydra knows the importance of the brain to the host, and it is impossible for Joward to know.

Staying conscious may be a matter of life for Joward, who needs to communicate with the system at any time.

Yes.Of course he knew that Joward was afraid of him.

He still remembers that day, when Joe Ward subconsciously dodged back.

But some things, wait until it happens, it's too late.

Batman pushed open the secret door of the clinic.

The secret door hit the wall on one side with a loud sound.

Then the warm lights of the clinic caught off guard and sprinkled the dark knight all over.

He has indeed stayed in the dark origin for too long.

At this second, he subconsciously turned his face sideways—as if he had been accidentally burned.

Then he heard Jovodra's long, milk-sweet call.

"Big-bat-bat-"

Before he had time to close the secret door, a little doctor in lambswool pajamas bumped head-on into his arms.

It was like catching a dangling, sugary sweet bun head-on.

with a snap.

The sweetest syrup in the world just splashed all over the Dark Knight.