[Comprehensive British and American] Chaoying Pet Shop

In the blink of an eye, it was the next morning.

Joward mingled with the crowd at the Arboretum.He was a little nervous, clenched his hands in his pockets, and then felt Captain America hugging his hand in comfort.

I don't know what consensus was reached among the balls. This time, the two leaders of the alliance-Batball and the US team followed him to do the task.Tony spent a day and a night in the attic drawing ghost symbols that he couldn't understand. The little spider pitifully bit the handkerchief, looking like he wanted to follow but didn't dare.

When they set off, Alfred had already connected to the screen of the Batmobile.As the only person currently able to communicate with the balls, he represented the bat balls and conveyed the plans of the balls to Joe Ward.

Ah Fu: "Sir, I will be your human translator before you learn to communicate with them."

Batball has already checked the list of all the guests who attended the solo exhibition, and checked their identities one by one.When the exhibition starts, he will stay in the Batmobile, observe the surveillance images of all nearby intersections, and patrol the outfield; the US team will be responsible for personal protection of Joward and the safety of the mission target.

In fact, Qiao Ward had secretly poked and thought yesterday that this B-level mission requires "escort" as a success condition, but this judgment does not seem so clear. Is there an easier way to complete the mission?

For example, he only needs to ensure that this Mr. Frida Kahlo is sent to a safe place, so should he find a reason to send this gentleman home now, and the mission will be considered a success?

Or, if there are social people who come to the botanical garden to fight or something, can he ask Batman to hang Mr. Carlo away with a hook rope without even showing up in the botanical garden, and just pull him into the car?

However, this chicken thief's idea was ruthlessly smashed by the system.

System: "B-level missions have a stricter judgment method. During the specified time of the mission, you must stay within 10 meters of the target and touch the target's body within the 'dangerous occurrence' time judged by the system; , When transferring to a safe location designated by the system, the distance between the host and the target should still not exceed 10 meters. Violating any of the conditions is considered a mission failure."

Joe Ward: "..."

Isn't this task really embarrassing for his helpers?No matter how you look at it, it is the rhythm of Batman and Captain America running with two oil bottles...

Joward glanced at the time with his wrist. 10:40.

God knows how he spent the hour and 10 minutes.If it was a pet show, he might still enjoy the task, but if he was shown a bunch of ultra-modern potted art, he really couldn't understand it...

Because the system required him to stay within 10 meters of the target at all times, he had to follow his target to the toilet three times during the period.

…He felt that the way this trendy-dressed botanical artist looked at him became a little gay.

"Language." Captain America's voice came from his headset.

This headset is connected to an encrypted radio channel, and there are only four people in the channel: him, Ah Fu, Bat Ball and Captain America.Since entering the botanical garden, the US team has been communicating with the bat ball in a low voice to confirm the situation in the field.

Joward couldn't understand, and asked the artificial translator Afu nervously: "Does Batman have any new instructions?"

Alfred: "No sir. Take it easy, they're probably just chatting."

In fact, Captain America was actually chatting.

Sitting in the pocket of Joward's sweater, he looked out through the holes in the sweater and saw that the little doctor had kicked the stones on the ground for the 250th time.

The US team smiled: "Little Qiao is almost bored. He reminds me of when I was a soldier, lurking in place for a mission for a month."

The bat at work never picks up: "Be aware of your surroundings."

"Hey."

Suddenly being pulled by the arm, Joward was taken aback for a moment.

"We are looking for guests for the magic show for a while, would you two like to come?"

It was a pretty female staff member who held him. She held Joward with one hand and Carlo, the target of Joward's mission, with the other hand.

The botanical garden itself has some guest performances, a light show at night and a magic show during the day, using magic to change petal rain to please the guests.

Before he could answer, Carlo had readily accepted.He had no choice but to say, "Then I will go too."

... As soon as he finished speaking, it seemed that this Mr. Carlo looked at him even gayer.

Batball in the outfield: "What's wrong?"

Cap: "Just invited to the magic show. How's it going outside?"

Batball: "There is a suspicious vehicle approaching the opposite central bank. I will deal with it and protect him."

When Batball was collecting information and preparing for it, he secretly kept his eyes open.

It stands to reason that there are no famous people who participate in the plant exhibition, so they will not invite criminals to do things.Sitting in the Batmobile, he kept an eye on the financial institutions around the botanical garden. Sure enough, in the back alley of the opposite bank, he caught a black van and a car full of masked men.

The bat ball landed on the wall silently, watching the masked people unzip the luggage bag—a bag full of C4.

This weight is enough to blow up the whole street around the bank, including the botanical garden, and make them look like monkeys by the way.

The Gotham Knight, who had experienced many battles, sighed silently.

... To some extent, what is more terrifying than criminals with high IQs is this kind of layman who doesn't know the importance.

Inside the botanical garden.

Joe Ward and the five male guests who were invited to the stage were sitting in a row on the stage.He was holding a magic prop flower in his hand, and the flower bone was slowly opening silently at the moment.

The pretty magic girl came to him, blinked and said, "Now it's your turn, pretty boy. Guess what's in the flower, and I'll give you a hot kiss. Are you looking forward to it?"

Many people in the audience started booing.

At the same time, Ah Fu's voice sounded in the headset: "Batman needs 1 minute, sir."

Joward: "What? Wait, system!"

He quickly exchanged time with the system in his mind, and he had no time to react to the outside world. In the eyes of the magic girl, it was this handsome and innocent young man who was stunned by her boldness.

Magic Girl: "OK, I guess my male guest needs a little time to think. I'll give you 10 seconds, if you can't figure it out, you have to give me a hot kiss. 10—"

System: "The need has been confirmed, exchange 10 reward points for the assistant [Batman]—"

Joe Ward: "??? What the hell did you confirm, I obviously exchanged for 1 minute--"

System: "—total recovery time of the main body, 10 minutes."

There was a dull sound of heavy objects falling on the headset, and Joe Ward knew at a guess that it was a big bat and a crow flying on the plane, directly trampling on the back of some poor fellow.

The headsets of the American team and the Batball are directly connected to the hood.At this moment, Batman was beating someone in an unknown corner, and the screams in the headset kept coming and going, shaking Joward's eardrums with pain.

With Captain America in his pocket, he couldn't help taking off his hood; and poor Joe Ward sitting on the stage, he has one ear that is almost deaf, and he has to wear a well-behaved but not lost ear on his face. Embarrassed smile, to deal with the magic girl and the audience.

Magic Girl: "— 1. You're clearly absent, sir, and you've broken me."

Joe Ward smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, ma'am. Your magic show was very exciting, and I'm really not in a good state today..."

Magic Girl: "So, are you ready to give me a kiss?"

The cheers and laughter from the audience almost broke through the ceiling of the botanical garden.

Joe Ward knew that it was not easy for these staff members to stir up the atmosphere, so when the girl lowered her head to him with her chin in her hand, he did not resist, and cooperatively supported her slender waist with a gentleman's hand.

Taking advantage of the distance between the two of them, Joward whispered, "Is it okay to borrow a seat, ma'am?"

The red-haired magic girl blinked and smiled, "Why?"

Joward: "I, I, I'm not straight. And then... I know life is hard, and maybe you don't want to be either."

Magic Girl: "...you're really starting to look cute to me, sweetheart."

When she said the word "little sweetheart", her voice suddenly changed into a slightly hoarse Queen's voice.

Captain America sat in his sweater pocket, watching the girl grab Joward's chin and kiss her forcefully.

Captain America: ...? ? ?Wait, he's still a kid!

Ah Fu, who was still paying attention to the monitoring screen of the botanical garden: "...your boy seems to have been kissed forcibly, sir."

Batman tying bank robbers with bat rope: ?

The magic girl's kiss was different from her delicate face, and the style was extremely hot. The fiery tongue drilled all the way into Joward's mouth, squeezing the little doctor's beautiful pussy lips into deformation.Joward pushed and didn't push or didn't, feeling a sweet and numbing thing trickling down his lips and teeth, and then the girl bit his lower lip affectionately, and let him go with a smile.

The magic girl whispered: "Honey, you are today's lucky sweetheart."

Joward let go of her.The cheers from the audience and the noise in the headset seemed to be drifting away from him for a moment; the magic girl walked towards the figures of the other guests lightly, but it seemed that... pink bubbles? ?

Joe Ward reacted very quickly.While spitting desperately on the ground, he reached out and grabbed Mr. Carlo who was sitting next to him, and dragged him off the stage.

Carlo: "...Whatthe...?!"

After Joward jumped off the stage, he picked up the watering can on the plant pergola and began to pour water into his mouth.After rinsing his mouth a few times, the numbness in his cheeks was relieved. He bit the tip of his tongue, struggling to stay conscious.

Joward could barely move his tongue: "Captain, I...maybe... a little poisoned. Before I lose my ability to think... I'll give you... 10 minutes..."

Seeing this young man's crazy behavior, the audience scattered in panic, forming an empty circle around him.The magic girl on the stage didn't care, she smiled and said: "Don't worry, even though it's not a kiss, I will also give sincere gifts to other guests."

She raised her hand and snapped her fingers lightly, and the plants in the entire botanical garden ran away in an instant!

Just under the stage where the magic was performed just now, a huge tree root rose from the ground, smashing the entire stage like a python; the plant artworks on all the booths instantly increased dozens of times, and the ceiling of the botanical garden made an overwhelmed click click sound.

The magic girl jumped onto the tree root lightly, her bright green eyes searched the chaotic crowd, and locked on to her target in a second.

She hated: "An art exhibition, huh? What's the difference between splicing human bloody stumps and displaying them in front of the public?"

Carlo: ...? ? ?

Joe Ward: "..."

This is just great.His mission goal has provoked radical plant protectionists, and it seems impossible to retreat in troubled waters.

Joe Ward: "Get down... sir."

He shoved Carlo, who was terrified into a chaff, under the long table where the exhibits were placed.The carved long table was made of iron, and its legs were stuck in the muddy ground. It looked extremely strong, and he reckoned that it should be able to carry it for a while.

However, Carlo was as stiff as a piece of wood, and Joward didn't push him in for a long time, but left himself completely exposed to the thorny vine's attack range.

The red-haired girl sitting on the root of the tree looked at the little doctor, and saw that he was still gritting his teeth to resist his control of the toxin, and sighed: "Little sweetheart, why do you keep protecting that guy, you will get hurt."

"—you've got the wrong target, ma'am."

Following the gentle and calm male voice, the long cast iron table, which was motionless in front of Joward, was kicked over by the man and stood in front of them like a shield.

Captain America's broad and reliable shoulders almost completely caged the little doctor under his body.After blocking the thorns of plants flying around in the garden, the soldier's blue eyes, like the ocean, quickly looked around and began to judge the situation.

Then he decisively picked up Joward with one hand, grabbed Carlo's back collar with the other, and began to evacuate in the direction of the Batmobile.

Captain America whispered in his ear, "Are you okay, Joe?"

Joward hugged him by the shoulders and could barely hear what he was saying: "I can't... get more than 10 meters away from the mission objective... and I, I'm sorry I got poisoned... but I also have a weapon..."

He used all of his willpower to resist the seeping neurotoxin while reaching into his pockets.There lay a pistol - though he had no idea how to fire it.

The US team smiled: "You don't need it, you have me."

When the voice fell, the blue soldier rolled over on the spot, avoiding the hard branches that shot out from the ground.His arms always surrounded Joward with a fixed space to prevent his body from pressing down on the opponent, and by the way, he also pulled away a few passers-by who were too late to dodge.

Passerby: "Ahhhhhhhhh? Captain! It feels like I haven't seen you for a long time!"

Captain America gently: "Hi. Please evacuate to the safe exits in sequence, uh, no... Let's take a photo next time, Haveaniceday!"

He looked down at the little doctor in his arms.Joward's blue, doggy eyes began to emit an ominous green light, and Captain America's heart tightened, knowing that it was time to hurry.

The Batmobile smashed through the fence of the botanical garden neatly, and stopped in front of them with a flick of its tail.

Captain America whispered something while leaning on the headset, stuffed the little doctor into the car seat with one hand, and tied Carlo to the roof of the Batmobile with the other hand.

Carlo: "...??? So I shouldn't be in the car?"

The US team apologized: "I'm also sorry, this is not a special rescue vehicle, so there is only one seat. There are handrails on the roof, please remember to hold on to it."

Carlo: "????"

The red-haired magic girl, Poison Ivy, now in full display of her gorgeous true colors, is lazily stretching her branches and leaves to follow behind them.

She was originally a botanist born in Gotham. Because of an experiment failure, the blood in her whole body was replaced by chlorophyll, so she has the ability to freely control plants.

Although she is also one of Gotham's villains, after Batman disappeared and Gotham fell, the major underworld forces in Gotham used cruel infighting to reshuffle the cards. Every inch of land was soaked in the smell of blood. The plants that grow in the land all have the smell of greed.

She endured, endured, and finally one day, she admitted the fact: Gotham—her hometown—finally sucks.

She was the first group of villains to leave Gotham, and took her plant children away from home to find a real ideal country.

Poison Ivy: "So, our Captain America is a soft bastard who would fuck the crap when he meets a woman?"

Captain America was not angry when she stabbed her with words. He lowered his head to avoid a stinger, squeezed into the Batmobile, and said with a smile: "My mission is to retreat, and obedience is my bounden duty, ma'am. As for the attack , I passed it on to someone else."

The roof of the botanical garden shattered, and huge black bats fell from the sky!

The shattered glass was pouring down like rain, and it was splashing on the bat wings that were as long as two people.The simple (true) people of New York occasionally see reports about the Dark Knight in newspapers or on TV.But only by being there in person can you feel the great sense of oppression of Batman himself; no matter whether it is daytime or not, he is the darkness and the abyss itself.

Poison Ivy stared at the figure and was stunned for a while.

Somewhere in her heart, she even wanted to grab the man by the cape and ask, if only for one sentence: Have you really given up on Gotham, Batman?

But the corners of her lips were still hooked into a smile, but her eyes were wet, and she said, "Oh...it's so embarrassing, I met a fellow villager now."

……

The Batmobile gallops down the street.

Carlo lay on the roof of the car helplessly.He has accepted his fate and even started to appreciate the scenery along the way.

And in the car, Captain America and Joe Ward... fighting.

To be precise, it was the little doctor who beat Captain America unilaterally.

Joward's toxin has been completely absorbed, and only the image of the red-haired goddess is left in his mind: "You! No! You can! Stop me from seeing Ivy!"

While holding his fist, the US team checked the road conditions. From time to time, they had to confirm whether the mission target on the roof of the car was still there, and to follow up on Batman's battle situation. He said tiredly, "I can't, I can't."

Joe Ward: "Put me down, now! Or I—" He struggled, and the fist held by the US team remained motionless, "I will bite you!"

Captain America: "...you bite it."

The little doctor, who was full of only the poison ivy girl left, turned over and sat on his lap, and began to gnaw hard on Captain America's arm, making crunching noises.

With a little doctor hanging from his arm, Captain America clicked a button on the panel of the Batmobile.Batman told him that the Batmobile can share the screen with Joe Ward's phone. At this moment, the US team opened the mission interface and found that the B-level mission had been judged successful, and the system directly scored them 100 reward points.

Joward earned 57 points from the D-level tasks before, minus the 30 points from the little spider's visit to relatives, and the 10 points he and Batman each used, and now the remaining reward points are 107 points.

He breathed a sigh of relief.This meant that they had brought Mr. Carlo to a safe enough place that he could drop poor Carlo out of the car.

Ah Fu: "Congratulations, sir. In about one block, we will be at Mr. Carlo's house."

US team: "Now we just wait for the bat to bring the antidote. If I remember correctly, he should have about 3 minutes left."

Ah Fu listened attentively, and heard that there was still a creaking noise over there, and the little doctor was still biting him persistently, and couldn't help asking: "Does it hurt, sir?"

Captain America: "...Actually, it's a little itchy."

The US team sent Mr. Caro home safely, rejected the other party's request for a photo again, and then quickly grabbed Joe Ward, who was about to jump back to Poison Ivy, and stuffed him into the Batmobile inside.

Captain America leaned on the headset: "How is your progress, Bat? Little Joe is making a fuss—ah, he's biting me again."

Batman: "I'm coming."

He felt that Poison Ivy seemed to want to catch up with him, but he was really in a hurry.As a last resort, he hung a quick dehydrating agent grenade on his fingertips, and threatened Poison Ivy to hand over the antidote—when Poison Ivy was crying and hugging her big tree baby, he had the feeling that he was the villain illusion.

The poison ivy girl's kiss contains hallucinogenic hormone toxins, and everyone who has been kissed by her will fall in love with her with all their hearts; he has not tested it before, and it seems that the poison ivy kiss is also effective for non-straight men.

Joe Ward, who was caught and pressed on the legs of the US team, was still talking: "I want, I want to marry Ivy, put her in a wedding dress with my own hands, I will take her to Italy for honeymoon, and then we will have a bunch of plant babies , and then we must grow a catnip tree."

The US team was overjoyed: "Then when your catnip reaches puberty, it will run away with the cat that sucks it. What should I do?"

The little doctor kept his head silent, and suddenly said for a long time: "Then I'm going to pollinate now."

Captain America answered with a smile: "Now you're a little bee again."

When Joe Ward got up from his lap, Captain America didn't guard him at all.In his opinion, the little doctor's fist couldn't hit him at all, and he looked like a fierce milk cat when biting, so he let the doctor sit on his lap and probed to study the task list on the screen.

Then Da Bing's lips were blocked by something soft and moist.

Captain America's first reaction was "indirect kiss?", and his second reaction was "toxin!", but the super soldier's quadruple metabolic capacity instantly decomposed the few remaining toxins.

So on his lips, only the little doctor's own, soft and slightly sweet touch remained.