Are you there?brat

The summer vacation is here, and the most troublesome thing is also here.

Xiao Zhan is here.

He flew here by himself this time. Xiao Shou told me in the afternoon and went to pick up the child. I was quite worried.

The child in the middle class of the kindergarten, isn't he only five or six years old? Xiao Dou really dares to let the child come here alone.

It may also be because he and his sister-in-law are too busy.

Before Xiao Zhan came, we had already specially arranged a children's room. He went to IKEA to buy the kind of children's bed, the kind of bed and table, and some storage cabinets. He specially asked the shopping guide of IKEA to prepare a child. Room as it should be.

I also bought him a set of sea soul style tableware, with some expectations and some worries.

What will this baby be like coming? I don't know.

But...it should be fine, right?

Xiao Shou called me and said that he had received it, and asked me to stand at the gate of the community and wait for him to drive over. By the way, I took Xixi out for dinner, as the first meal for the little brat.

By the way, Xiao Shou even bought a child seat, saying that Xiao Zhan would not need a seat belt in another car, and if he couldn't fasten it properly, he would strangle him to death.

I don't really understand the love and hatred of their old Xiao family.

I carried a dog bag and specially put on diapers for Xixi.

Should be enough until we get back.

When Xiao Shou's car drove to the door, I was still a little worried.

He asked me to put Xixi in the back seat and sit in front by himself.

I just saw Xiao Zhan sitting in the back, wearing a pair of glasses.

...you wear glasses at the age of five or six?

This child...is he born with poor eyesight or is he working too hard to use his eyes too much!

I smiled at him, but he was expressionless.

I'm really worried.

I looked at the child through the rearview mirror, and then at Xixi. I didn't notice that Xiao Shou was also paying attention to me for a while, and the scene was awkward for a while.

When I came down, I wanted to hug Xixi and drag Xiao Zhan down by the way.

We are a family of three with a dog. This posture may be rare after all.

Xiao Zhan hid in the car and refused to go out. Xiao Shou looked in a bad mood and said fiercely, "If you can't get off, don't eat."

I quickly stopped him: "What are you talking about..."

Xiao Shou dragged me back: "Leave him alone... push your nose on your face..."

I still don't understand how their uncle and nephew get along, so I had to listen to Xiao Shou first.

5 minutes passed.

I heard Xiao Zhan's stomach growling.

It seems that people and children are really hungry.

Xixi also started to call out, I patted it on the back, it licked me twice, and then stopped.

After a while, Xiao Zhan finally got out of the car. Only then did I realize that the child is actually quite good, with a pair of almond eyes and bulging cheeks.

Maybe it's an ancestral way of getting angry.

Xiao Shou also likes to puff up his face when he is angry.

He still refused to speak, so Xiao Shou closed the door, picked up his schoolbag, and looked for a place where he could eat.

I found a small frying shop nearby, and I specifically asked the boss for a small paper basin, planning to make dog food for Xixi.

Its dog food should be mixed with some water, otherwise it will be too hard to eat, and the teeth will not grow well.

Xiao Shou and Xiao Zhan's uncle and nephew are still squatting at the door, and they may still be talking about things at this time.I always feel that Xiao Shou and others will be so angry that they will beat the children. I don't know if we have to put away all the lethal weapons at home first.

The two of them finally came over. I looked at Xiao Shou and then at Xiao Zhan, hey.

A family is a family, and it's the same when you get angry and lose your temper.

Xiao Shou threw the menu in front of Xiao Zhan: "Check what you want to eat."

Then Xiao Zhan ordered a particularly popular spicy boiled fish.

...you did it on purpose!

Xiao Shou was also polite, and came with a scrambled egg with bitter melon.

Then everyone looked at me, one big and one small, and I reached out and ticked the iron steak: "One fish, one vegetarian, and one meat, let's have another one."

Neither of them moved and continued to stare at me.

I had an illusion in a trance, there were two Xiao Shou in front of me.

With Xixi, I'm afraid I'm going to raise three puppies.

Times are tough.

I casually ordered another ground three delicacies, and took free tea for Xiao Shou and Xiao Zhan to heat the dishes.While trying to find a topic as an entry point.

After all, this child seems quite shy, and he will have to live with him for a while.I'm fine, I don't have to stay with you for long when I go to work and come back at night, Xiao Shou is the key.

That's his own nephew, he probably wouldn't hit him.

Xiao Zhan was taken aback for a moment, and finally agreed to speak: "What are you doing?"

Xiao Shou was a little dissatisfied: "Calling Uncle, it's not big or small."

He was stubborn with Xiao Shou for a while, but finally gave in.

Maybe it's because he finally found out that he was assigned to his second uncle by his parents.

I don't know if there is any shadow left on this child.

The dishes came up one by one, and there was a big bowl of rice.I put a bowl for the big one first, and then another bowl for the little one.Xiao Zhan wanted to make rice with tea, but Xiao Shou told him again.

Xiao Shou crazily stuffed meat into his bowl, trying to build a small hill for him.

I knew my brother didn't know how to communicate with him.I usually have little contact with him, but I suddenly threw it over, and I haven't clarified my attitude and position, so I naturally feel that the child is annoying.

I patted Xiao Shou's hand to tell him to shut up.

He was taken aback, a little unhappy.

But I didn't show it directly in front of the children. I have to say that this is already very rare.

Xiao Zhan ate very slowly, like chewing more than a dozen times in one bite. We had already finished eating and left some for him, so he only ate half of it.

I looked at my watch, this bowl of rice has been eaten for at least half an hour.

Usually not so slow, is there pressure?

Probably the gaze of the two uncles was too hot.

Hey, I don't know how to solve it in the future.

There must be problems with this kind of environmental psychology.

I got up to pay the money, Xiao Shou went out to drive, and then the eldest nephew stared at Xixi and waited for me to come back.

After I paid the money, the boss said that the milk would be delivered at [-] yuan. I looked at the bottle of Wangzai milk in front of me, and couldn't help but took out the money: "Let's have another bottle, I have two children, and I gave one to the other. of."

The boss seemed to understand, and brought me another bottle.I handed it to Xiao Zhan, who was taken aback and muttered thank you.

Rubbing his head, the two of us stood at the door and waited for Xiao Shou.

Xiao Shou was taken aback when he saw him drinking milk, so I hurriedly gave him the extra bottle I bought: "I will give you milk when you spend a hundred."

He said oh, and after taking it away, we went back, Xixi was still on the back seat, and through the rearview mirror, I saw that Xixi licked Xiao Zhan's face.

It's cute, but I don't know if Xiao Zhan will hate it.

The house is like the Shura Field, Xiao Zhan stood at the door and refused to come in, saying that it was too empty inside, and he was afraid.

I coaxed him to go in: "Your room is definitely not empty, go in quickly."

Later, Xiao Shou felt annoyed, so he patted the back of his head and pushed it in, then grabbed his finger and pressed it on the lock, barely recording a fingerprint.

This family is destined to have a bad life.

Xiao Zhan sat on the sofa, Xixi stayed at his feet, looked at me and then at Xiao Zhan, humming for a while.

Silly Xixi, have you finally found out that there is an extra person in the family?

Xiao Shou also came in with a suitcase, saying it belonged to Xiao Zhan, and asked him to put the clothes in the closet by himself.

I saw Xiao Zhan struggling to drag the box, and I wanted to go up to help him, but Xiao Shou stopped me again.It seems that the relationship between uncle and nephew is really intense.

I went back to my room, and Xiao Shou also came in.

He locked the door immediately after entering.

I shrank my head, always feeling that Xiao Shou would scold me later.

How can life be smooth sailing.We also quarreled, scolded, and almost broke up.

It's just that we are getting along with each other, and I am soft-hearted. I always want to take a step back and give him a few steps to get things going.But today, I think this step should not be given.

Xiao Zhan doesn't look like a brat, why did Xiao Shou target him like that.

He pressed me on the bed, and then greedily licked my neck: "I'm angry."

I rubbed his face: "I can see that, do you want to tell me why you are angry?"

Xiao Shou smiled: "You don't even look at mine...just stare at him."

Hey, that's what I thought.

I bit his ear, and expressed to him what I wanted to say in the most gentle tone of my life: "This is Aiwujiwu. He is your nephew, so I have to take good care of him. I hope he will take care of us in the future. "

After saying this, he seemed to be satisfied, and I followed his mood: "I always feel that you are more than that angry."

He put his head in my arms: "Of course. I just thought that when he was a child, his parents watched him, and now you are still protecting him, so I am not happy. Why don't I have this kind of treatment... After all, you take care of me , Now here comes this little one, and your focus is on him again. I know you're right, but I'm really unhappy."

It's already good when he said it, and I don't expect him to change it immediately.

My younger brother may have had a low sense of existence since he was a child. He mustered up the courage to get some attention, but people didn't want to see him.

After the Chinese New Year, our room has been changed a bit, and now there is a bathroom in the master bedroom, which is convenient for us to clean up after sex.

It's just a little smaller.

Innocent.

Now in summer, he has to take a bath with me every night, saying to save water.

I also know what this child is thinking, and I follow what he said, and do my part to save the earth's water resources.

He hugged me to lubricate me, and sucked my skin lightly: "It's a good thing...he doesn't need you to sleep with him anymore? If he was younger and asked someone to sleep with him, I might send him off overnight gone back."

I turned my head sideways and squeezed the shampoo twice, then sprinkled some on his head with the nozzle, and lathered him up: "Why do you even eat vinegar for your nephew hahaha king of jealousy!"

He got upset and started biting me there again.

Because it was too hot to do it in bed in summer, he even made a bathtub for us to enjoy ourselves physically and mentally.When I was satisfied, I rubbed his nipples: "Brother, your tits are quite big..."

He blushed again, seeing that I was responsible for my words.

Early the next morning, weekend.

I stretched my waist, put on a white T casually on my upper body, and wore beach shorts underneath, thinking about what to do in the morning.

Xiao Zhan hasn't woken up yet, so maybe he didn't have a good impression last night.

Xixi has long been squatting next to its dog bowl, biting my slippers very excitedly.

I have to take care of three puppies a day, and I once thought I was an angel who let the dogs go.

Hey, I'm a baby too!

After Xiao Shou got up, he made sandwiches for me there, and I made milk for the three of them there.Xixi finished eating first, kicked the dog bowl over, maybe wanted Xiao Shou to feed it again.

Xiao Shou said that yesterday he was optimistic about what class to enroll his eldest nephew. After all, if the eldest nephew wants to develop morally, intellectually, physically and aesthetically in the future, cram schools are indispensable.

I scratched my head and said, "Don't make it too difficult, otherwise the homework must be done for us."

I heard from the married sisters in the unit that the biggest headache now is doing homework for kindergarten and elementary school children, such as hand-copied newspapers, bottle caps and environmental protection paintings.

I don't want to be told by the teacher that I don't do my homework every day when I go to pick up the children.

After he told Xiao Zhan the bad news, Xiao Zhan remained expressionless.

May have had this concept already?I don't know either.

After there is one more person in the family, it is like walking on eggshells.

I don't even dare to do this or that with Xiao Shou in the living room.

After all, after Xixi, we shut her up on the balcony when she was in heat, and it didn't matter.

It's impossible to close Xiao Zhan's balcony too.Will the person on the other side accuse us of child abuse?

I think it's very possible.

Xiao Shou sent Xiao Zhan to the cram school in the afternoon. I originally wanted to go with him, but he refused to let me go, saying that I dote on the child too much, and he would definitely not let him stay there for long.

I shrunk my neck, it wasn't that exaggerated.

When Xiao Shou came back, I saw that his face was gloomy.

Didn't Xiao Zhan bite him there?Or are you rolling and crying there?

After I asked, Xiao Shou shook his head, but his expression was very bad.

Maybe Xiao Zhan said something destructive?No way.

I sat on the sofa with my arms around him, and called Xixi to come over and arch his shoes, Xiao Shou calmed down a little, put his arms around me and said, "I want to send this bastard back."

"What's the matter?" I was surprised: "Isn't this just a day?"

"He said bad things about me!" Xiao Shou was very angry: "He said I was a bad person and locked you up! He also called 110 to call the police!"

Pfft, this kid.

I smiled and rubbed his head: "Then did you lock me up? No, when the 110 came over, I told the child that he talked like a child, don't worry, you are not a bad person!"

He snorted several times, then called Xiao Dou, accusing him of raising some kind of bastard.

After finishing speaking, I asked him what class he had enrolled the child in and when he would pick him up.

Xiao Shou mentioned a specific time at random, 08:30 in the evening.

……

No wonder your nephew despises you as a bad person!

Eight o'clock in the morning and eight o'clock in the evening, what kind of child prodigy can learn for so long?

He complained that I didn't understand his good intentions: "One-stop service, don't worry about it!"

I rubbed his head: "Then what is the difference between you and your brother? Your brother wants to leave you on the island, and you want to leave your nephew in a tutoring institution. Isn't this carved out of the same mold? You can't Because I hate him, I treat him like this."

He finally reacted and asked me what to do.

I sighed: "Give full play to your ingenuity. In fact, the child's aptitude is just like that. Sending him to a cram school means doing the questions seriously. Aren't you good at English and mathematics, so let's read that kind of English picture book with the child, It just so happens that you also teach me English."

He blushed a little: "But... I don't know how to teach people."

I smiled: "There's nothing wrong with this, everyone starts from scratch. You teach him letter by letter, take your time. I believe you can do it."

He said ok, try it.

But I must be present when reading the picture book, otherwise he might hit the child.

I nodded and smiled there: "Sure, I want to study too."

In the afternoon I went to pick up Xiao Zhan, and Xiao Shou went to buy a bunch of picture books by himself. I looked at the colorful story books and was very envious.

I didn't even have an extra-curricular book before, but now the conditions are really good.

Xiao Zhan was taken aback, Xiao Shou cleared his throat, and said that he had discussed it with me, and it would not be a good thing to send him to cram school all day, so let's adjust it now, and mainly go to interest classes during the day, like that A moderator, artist design according to the situation.In the evening, the few of us started with picture books, and every day we had to write 50 additions and subtractions within [-], and we had to finish reading a picture book and learn ten English words.

If you exceed the limit by ten times, you can exchange for an opportunity to travel abroad.

I think such a design... children should be a little interested.

It was a bad start on the first day, and Xiao Shou and I racked our brains to express it to him, but he didn't understand.

A little angry, but there is no way.

After all, we are not professionals.

When the time came to 9 o'clock, we coaxed Xiao Zhan to sleep, we exited the room and smiled wryly at each other.

Raising kids is hard.