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He stood there with a strange expression on his face.

My mother retracted into my arms and whispered into my ear: "You said your little boyfriend, did you think you were cheating, and now you have a tip to come and catch the adulterer?"

Seeing her excited face, I couldn't help messing up her hair, and then shouted at Xiao Shou: "Brother, go into the room."

I saw that his lips were white, maybe he really thought I was cheating on someone.

He obediently went in and sat on my bed, looking at the two of us with a very stiff expression.My mother stood beside him, looked left and right, then suddenly turned around and patted my head: "How did you raise it!"

Before Xiao Shou could react, I poured him a glass of water: "Why are you here? Didn't you say that the teacher will revise the paper tonight?"

He faltered: "The teacher asked for leave and we will discuss it tomorrow."

I didn't study it carefully, this scene was a bit embarrassing.

My mother was smiling, probably because Xiao Shou was pleasing to the eye.

Yes, whoever makes him my big baby must be pleasing to the eye.

Xiao Shou may have been stared at to death. Looking at the two of us, he can probably guess one, two, three, four: "A... Auntie?"

Sure enough, he was photographed by my mother.

"Call ma'am!"

"Sister Qi, don't scare the child." I touched another bottle of Fat House Happy Water and gave it to her: "What's the matter, I raised it anyway, even if I raise a rabbit, you can't scare it!"

She giggled there, and my brother shrank towards me, probably because he had never seen such a female nerve.

Hey, I'm also curious why my mother doesn't plan to get married again.

Maybe it's because my dad is so handsome and she couldn't find a more handsome one?

Or maybe others can't stand her two hundred and five?

I think it's possible.

Look, how powerful the love filter is, my dad's will is less than a thousand words in total, and the eight hundred words are all saying don't make it difficult for me. She is innocent and she is innocent. It's all my fault forced to do such a thing.

If my mother was innocent and cute, I could immediately unscrew her head and use it as a stool.

This embarrassing situation can't be resolved for a while. I saw that it was getting late, so I said to have a meal at the nearest one. My mother has to catch a plane by then, so don't delay.

They all said yes, for the sake of convenience, I chose the downstairs restaurant of the hotel, and asked people to find a quiet box.

There are only three of us in the box, sitting here is really a sense of loneliness.

I asked my mother to be careful not to abuse Xiao Shou, and then went to order dishes with peace of mind.

After I came back, I saw Xiao Shou's eye circles were red, and there was a scene where I wanted to cry but couldn't cry.

Maybe it was my mother who attacked him for dimensionality reduction?It shouldn't be.

Obviously you are also a research party, why can't you be an aunt in your forties?

I ordered a few at random, and started to go to the airport at 7 o'clock.

Two meat dishes, two vegetarian dishes, and a soup, I felt that it was not enough, so I also ordered a fried rice noodle.

When I was holding the chopsticks, I casually mentioned: "Where are you going this time?"

My mother scratched her head: "I plan... I don't know, anyway, those aunts of yours will line up, so I'll just go there and bring my stuff."

I shrugged: "That's okay, anyway, if you are short of money, tell me, you should leave early after eating, I heard that there will be a traffic jam after 6 o'clock in the evening."

She gave me a slap in the face: "Wow, you make it sound like I don't have money to go out!"

Yes, my mother has a lot of small coffers.

When my grandfather left, I left some shops for her. Although I didn't make much money for a year, at least there was no shortage of food and clothing for us.My mother also has the confidence to go out and mess around, but she doesn't know when she will meet her second spring.

I took two bites of rice: "Would you like to go out and try this time? Give me a stepfather and come back, anyway, my side counts..."

When I saw the anxious Xiao Shou, I almost said "I don't plan to start a family anyway".

My mother was very disgusted: "Why did I find your father? Isn't it just trying to get married! Why do you urge me to jump into the fire pit every day! You are not good. You are not the one who tells me every day that our mother and son are dependent on each other Already!"

Xiao Shou looked at me, then at my mother, and asked timidly, "How old... is my sister this year?"

Then my mother held him directly in her arms: "Oh, it's just...so about forty years old."

Brother sprayed.

He may have never seen such a brazen woman like my mother.

He coughed twice: "Then... my sister still looks very young."

I chimed in on the sidelines: "Yes, yes, my sister is very young. One of the people who bought my house last time asked in a roundabout way, asking if my sister has a partner, and if she doesn't have a partner, do you want to think about it? He likes this kind of little girl. bring……"

Um... Mom, don't pinch me!

Alas, tried and failed to sell her again.

In fact, she looks really good, looking young, and her face is full of inexperienced.

Regardless of her age and my eldest son, everyone probably thinks that she is only in her early thirties.

My mother was breaking the crabs there: "You compare again, I will burn paper money on your father's grave when I go back this year for the New Year, let him entrust you with dreams, and punish you for copying the Three Character Classic."

What can I say?

Hey, finish this meal with peace of mind.

At the dinner table, Xiao Shou finally regained some sense of presence, and talked with my mother about some embarrassing things about me when I was a child.I smiled as I watched the two of them work together.

Hey, didn't I just...was a bear when I was a child?

That said, you have never had a bear!

Besides, I'm a bear, and I don't bully anyone!

My mother found a picture from my phone of me wearing a small foreign dress when I was a child. My big face was wiped with a monkey's butt, and there was a cinnabar dotted with lipstick between my eyebrows.

If it wasn't for the lack of a tall girl in the school choir, would I be able to dress up as a girl? !

I was a little angry, but seeing my younger brother's smirk on his face, my anger melted away.

After eating, Xiao Shou thought about going to pay, but I pushed him on the seat.After I went to pay, I called my mother a taxi, it was really late.

After stuffing her into the car, my mother lowered the car window and poked me on the head: "Don't bully me!"

How can I bully him? !

Do I have hundreds of bear hearts and leopard galls!

Xiao Shou stood by the side and said goodbye. After the car drove away, he wanted to hold my hand somewhat flatteringly.

I put my hands on my hips: "Tell me about you, are you really okay tonight? Didn't you say that the paper will have a meeting?"

His eyes were very pitiful: "It was only later that I said it was all right. When I got to the place with my thesis in my pocket, the teacher pushed my glasses and said that I was a graduate student, and the thesis didn't have to be as troublesome as theirs. When the time comes, I will get a copy for him. Just check it out. I didn’t realize I didn’t need it until around four o’clock in the afternoon.”

I looked left and right: "Speaking of your car... I didn't see it just now. Don't you usually park in the opposite garage?"

He looked at me and said nervously, "Brother, I came here by bike today."

Oh, he came on his new toy motorcycle.

Not to mention, even though Xiao Dou is a scumbag, he still has great taste in buying cars.