Longevity, Teddy has grown up

Fang Yiyan's final counterattack method was very simple and rude. He directly took a screenshot of the chat record of the other party's lion's big mouth as physical evidence and posted it on the product introduction page, and then copied the content again and posted it on the follow-up review.Seeing more and more shameless comments attacking professional bad reviewers under this bad review, Fang Yiyan smiled with satisfaction.

Just when he got up to give up his seat to Big Bear, the frog icon in the lower right corner flashed again. Out of curiosity, Fang Yiyan didn't go back to the kitchen, but stood beside Big Bear to see if the bad reviewer started Jumping, as expected, as soon as Daxiong opened the dialog box, he saw dirty words sent almost at the speed of swiping the screen, and every sentence was unsightly.

Sure enough, he jumped.Fang Yiyan nodded in satisfaction. Seeing that the other party had changed from simply swearing to the women in his family, and then continued to greet the men in his family, Fang Yiyan touched his nose, intending to let the other party know what he meant by "graduating from a doctor of swearing" Health", and then block the bad reviewer who was scolded by himself.Just as he stretched out his hand to pat Da Xiong on the shoulder and asked him to give himself the position to complete this perfect idea, Da Xiong suddenly burst out with a very strong hand speed, and he blocked the bad review in less than five seconds Teacher, and Fang Yiyan's hand hadn't touched his shoulder yet.

Fang Yiyan: "..."

Looking at the big bear who turned his head and looked at him begging for reward, Fang Yiyan was silent for a while, and then slapped the other on the back of the head: "Silly, don't go to bed tonight, just stay on the sofa."

"Well...brother, you can't treat me like this!!" The big bear who was stunned by the beating suddenly woke up. His dignity as a teddy bear was about to be completely deprived, which made him unable to calm down. He slammed forward He threw Fang Yiyan onto the hard tiled floor.

Unexpectedly, Big Bear's reaction would be so big this time, Fang Yiyan fell on all fours in embarrassment and hit the back of his head.

Seeing Fang Yiyan's grinning expression, Daxiong realized that he seemed to be in trouble again. He hurriedly got up from Fang Yiyan's body and stood aside like a cowardly little wife.

Rubbing the big bump on the back of his head, Fang Yiyan gasped in pain. Looking at the big bear in the shape of a little daughter-in-law, he slapped him on the back of the head resentfully: "Such a big man Do you think it looks good to pretend to be a little daughter-in-law?! Hurry up and go back to the computer!"

"……Oh……"

Fang Yiyan thought that the bad review incident was over. After all, Daxiong had already blocked that person, and nothing else happened to the store in the past few days. He also paid special attention to whether it was the same as before. The same address of the bad reviewer, the goods will be sent out after confirmation.

The weather is getting warmer, and everyone's enthusiasm for food seems to be gradually transferred to sleep.The order volume has decreased visible to the naked eye, but the overall volume still looks impressive.

Since he has entered what Fang Yiyan considers to be the so-called "off-season", he has spent more time idle than he has been busy in the past few days. After watching today's latest update of "Mr. The big bear, who was tightly held in his arms, secretly rubbed the opponent's pectoral muscles of appropriate size before letting go.

Although as a teddy bear, Big Bear will not realize that he has actually been eaten tofu when he touches him, and he will think it is a very normal and honorable thing, but he doesn't know that it doesn't mean that Fang Yiyan doesn't like it. You know, as an old gay who is still a bit ashamed, Fang Yiyan still doesn't have the nerve to eat tofu openly, so he can only take advantage of these opportunities to make a little profit.

After all, the old single dog is already very miserable. It is hard to find someone you like, but you can only see if you can't "eat".

Feeling the soft and elastic feel under his hands, Fang Yiyan moved his claws away from Big Bear's chest with great satisfaction, placed them on his shoulder and patted him twice: "It's time to work again, cub, work hard .”

Looking at the big bear obediently sitting in front of the computer, Fang Yiyan suddenly felt a sense of guilt. Although it is said in the myth that it takes at least a hundred years for a monster to become a spirit, the mind of the big bear seems a little pure. Fang Yiyan There is always an illusion that I have molested a minor just now.

Shaking his head, Fang Yiyan was determined to get rid of the guilt that shouldn't have arisen. He rolled up his sleeves and returned to his exclusive battlefield.

It was only when he picked up the big spoon that he heard a weak call from behind him: "Brother... again, another bad review..."

After Daxiong finished speaking, he felt a gust of wind blowing in front of him again...Huh?Why did he say again?However, this time the wind did not blow to the computer smoothly, but was "cut off" by Da Xiong, who made an accurate shot.

Fang Yiyan, who was pulled by the arm, subconsciously looked at the big bear, with a chill in his dark eyes.After realizing that the other party was shivering in fright, he eased his gaze: "What's the matter?" He tried his best to lighten his tone, but even so, Big Bear murmured for a while because of the fright.

"Brother...you don't have to go...I, I have already blocked him!" As if he finally mustered up his courage, Big Bear lowered his head and looked at him with an expression expecting to receive the reward.

Fang Yiyan: "..."

Then Big Bear got a slap on the back of the head.

"Next time if there is a bad review, come to me directly, and you are not allowed to decide how to deal with it!" An angry growl came from the kitchen, and Da Xiong, who watched Fang Yiyan walk into the kitchen while rubbing the back of his head, responded with an aggrieved "Oh".

Fang Yiyan thought that the storm of bad reviews had passed, until the next day, he received another bad review.

Sitting in front of the computer, Fang Yiyan stared at the computer screen that looked like a garbled Dubao ID. The expression on his face could be described as dark clouds, as if a "storm" was coming.His sullen eyes flicked across the face of Da Xiong standing next to him in the posture of a little daughter-in-law, but the eyes did not stay for too long, and turned back to the screen after only a moment, but Da Xiong was so shocked that he appeared. A back of cold sweat.

The content of the negative review was similar to yesterday, or similar to the professional negative reviewer a few days ago, and the address for purchasing each account was different. Fang Yiyan immediately attributed this incident to the words "gang crime".It's no wonder that he clearly checked every delivery address, and made sure that those who hadn't sent bad reviews changed their numbers to buy, but he was still right.

Fang Yiyan touched his chin, and suddenly remembered the new regulations that Daibao had recently introduced to crack down on professional bad reviewers. He decided to complain and try it out. Since the crime was committed by a gang, although the other party can change the ID and delivery address, the old nest There must be only one, as long as their IP is blocked, there should be no problem.

but……

What if they retaliate by changing their IP?

Fang Yiyan was taken aback, crossed his hands on his chin and thought for a while, and decided to put this idea on hold for the time being, and wrote on the main page of Daibao store, "Recently, the store has encountered malicious bad reviews from professional reviewers, and decided to take a break temporarily and stop accepting orders. Orders will be dispatched as soon as possible, please don’t worry, Chiu Mi.”

With malicious intent, Fang Yiyan stood up and stretched his waist, patting the dazed bear: "What are you doing standing here stupidly? Get ready to deliver the goods."

It is said that it is to rest the store, but in fact, Fang Yiyan's biggest idea is to take a vacation for himself.

Of course, it wasn't in his mind to wipe off Big Bear's oil by the way.

Fang Yiyan, who was secretly touching the big bear's chest muscles, argued unconvincingly in his heart.

It was not yet dawn outside, and Fang Yiyan, who was used to getting up early, had already woken up. He was lying next to Big Bear, with one hand supporting his upper body, while the other hand was raised and stretched, and it was now resting on top of Big Bear's head. Knead gently.

The sleeping Big Bear finally didn't look like an underage child, and Fang Yiyan's sense of guilt disappeared for the most part. Looking at that extremely handsome face, Fang Yiyan suddenly had the urge to simply kill him, but then he thought again , I still don't have the nerve to start torturing this teddy bear whose mental age is the same as that of a kindergarten graduate.

However, although he can't be dealt with, but... it should be fine to sneak a little bit of oil, right?

Fang Yiyan, who was still wandering in the sky, suddenly showed a slightly YD smile, and the hand that was rubbing the top of his hair slowly moved down a little, and gently kneaded Da Xiong's face.

However, the cheeks obviously couldn't satisfy Fang Yiyan, who had just woken up and was unconscious. He moved his hand down again, and just as he was about to put his hand on Big Bear's heart, the sleeping person suddenly mumbled and turned over .Fang Yiyan, who was about to touch his chest with his hand, was so startled that his heart beat violently, and he withdrew his hand guiltily.

Mother thief, it's a good thing he doesn't have long hair on his body, otherwise he would have exploded into a hairball just because of the scare.

Fang Yiyan, who lay down obediently and pretended to be in a deep sleep, pricked up his ears and listened for a while in secret. After confirming that Big Bear hadn't woken up, he just turned over and continued to sleep, and his breathing was very smooth, he stood up again and fixed his gaze on the The other party looked very soft on the blond hair.

Fang Yiyan thought for a while about the "Teddy Bear Dignity Clause" that Daxiong occasionally said in his dreams, one of which was "A bear is not a good bear if it is not tightly hugged and rubbed by its owner", so he boldly stretched out his hand——

Completely kneaded Big Bear's originally obedient hairstyle into a chicken coop.

When Fang Yiyan withdrew his hands contentedly and was about to get up, Daxiong also woke up in a daze. He subconsciously glanced at the place beside him, and when he found that the place where Fang Yiyan should lie was empty, he raised his head in panic, and then It feels like my titanium alloy bear eyes are about to be blinded by the sunlight outside the window.

Fang Yiyan, who had just opened the curtains with super light-shielding ability, turned around and saw Daxiong curled up on the bed with his hands covering his eyes, the golden sunlight shining on his pale golden hair, which made people feel a faint halo The illusion, but when he saw clearly that his hairstyle was still like a chicken coop kneaded by himself, no matter how beautiful the picture was, it was only funny.

"Haven't your eyes gotten used to it yet?" Seeing that Da Xiong hadn't removed his hand for a long time, he walked up to Da Xiong in a funny way, and patted his head, but before he could retract his hand, Fang Yiyan felt his waist tighten, and his whole body They were all pulled forward and staggered.

Fang Yiyan, who was able to stabilize his body because he was close to the edge of the bed, was about to slap him on the back of the head, but he felt a weight in his abdomen, and the big bear's face rested on his belly.

"Hmm...it's still so bright, bro, help me block the light again..." Maybe it's because Da Xiong hasn't woken up yet, but Daxiong's speech is a little slurred at the moment, but Fang Yiyan feels like he's been poked into a cute spot, The hand that was originally raised to hit the opponent on the head also fell back to his side at this moment.

"Just for a while." Fang Yiyan's tone seemed tough, but it always made people feel that there was a sense of duplicity.

The warm breath passed through the thin clothes and covered the skin, which is actually a very ambiguous thing, but the big bear now looks like a preschool child who is acting like a baby, Fang Yiyan subconsciously ignored the slightly ambiguous atmosphere .

He reached out and touched the top of Big Bear's head. After realizing that the chicken coop head he had kneaded into a mess was even more messy, Fang Yiyan suddenly felt a little embarrassed. He coughed: "Relax."

However, Big Bear didn't answer him, but the arms around his waist tightened again.Fang Yiyan, who felt that the remaining poor air in his lungs was about to be squeezed out, patted Big Bear on the back: "I'm just going to get a comb to comb your hair, give me a light hug, You're about to strangle me to death."

As soon as the words fell, Fang Yiyan felt that the arms around his waist loosened a lot, but he still didn't intend to let him go completely.Fang Yiyan didn't care too much, he leaned out, kept his lower body still in place, and picked up the comb that he had placed on the bedside table.

Big Bear's hair was really messed up by him. Fang Yiyan doubted whether he could untangle the tangled hair before he started to comb it. It was only when he picked up a strand of hair and tried to do it that It was found that the quality of Big Bear's hair was as good as it looked, and the tangled strands of hair almost fell apart obediently as soon as they touched the teeth of the comb.

Fang Yiyan, who originally thought he would have to fight for a long time, combed Big Bear's hair in twos and outs. Seeing that he was not going to let go, he simply combed his own hair. As soon as the comb is inserted into the hair, it intends to comb down.

Then tears of pain almost fell down.

People are bigger than bears, and they are maddened to death.