Longevity, Teddy has grown up

Fang Yiyan felt that he and Da Xiong had a very good understanding. Sometimes he called Da Xiong, and before he said what he wanted him to do, he could take what he wanted, or come directly to do what he originally wanted to call him. Come here to do things.However, the happy and peaceful days did not last long. Fang Yiyan soon discovered that the store's turnover had dropped a lot. He rubbed his chin, and it seemed...the peak season had passed again.

Although it is said to be "declining", the sales volume is still considerable, but Fang Yiyan will not be as busy as before. He finally has time to chase after the dramas and food that he has been fattening up for a long time. The snacks I want to eat, of course, and hug my newly bought "teddy bear", which now needs to be enclosed in double quotation marks.

Sitting in the air-conditioned room, Fang Yiyan was watching the latest episode of "Grandpa Broke", holding a bag of Cheetos in his left hand and a giant bear in his right. Rubbing Big Bear's soft face.

Ah, life is so damn good.

It's perfect except for the fact that the live teddy bear isn't very well behaved.

However, the good times always pass quickly, and when the latest episode of "Mr. Bankrupt" is finished, it's time to work again.However, people are always lazy, Fang Yiyan closed the video page, and reluctantly got up from the chair. Just when the thought of "it doesn't matter if you watch another episode" came into his heart, he saw a scene in front of his eyes. own mobile phone.

Looking at the balance in the account displayed on the bank APP, Fang Yiyan thought about his recent income, and the salaries that needed to be paid to several other Taobao customer service staff. Suddenly, a hundred times the power poured into his body, and he patted the phone and handed it to himself The big bear in front of him: "Good job." After finishing speaking, he once again threw himself into his "battlefield".

However, Fang Yiyan didn't struggle for long in the "battlefield" when he saw Big Bear walk to the door at some point, lying on the door frame and staring at him in the same posture as the "secret observation" emoji.Fang Yiyan, who was very uncomfortable by the heat from the kitchen, frowned at him, the heat made him lose his temper, he looked at the big bear, and said in a somewhat unfriendly tone: "Why don't you come here to guard in front of the frog? "

Daxiong seemed to be taken aback by his tone, he looked at Fang Yiyan timidly, and muttered.If he didn't say anything, Fang Yiyan waited, but the kitchen was too hot, and Fang Yiyan felt that his temper was on the verge of igniting: "What's the matter? Just say something."

"Master, brother...someone gave a bad review..." Da Xiong backed away in shock from his voice, and subconsciously wanted to call him "Master", but before the word "person" was out of his mouth, Fang Yiyan called him more and more gloomy The expression was so frightened that he swallowed back, and hurriedly changed his mouth.

After Da Xiong stammered, he saw Fang Yiyan's gloomy expression suddenly turned worse. Seeing him take a sudden step forward, Da Xiong, who felt that he might be about to be beaten, immediately panicked. Shrinking behind the door frame in fear, he felt a gust of wind blowing past him.

The big bear lying on the door frame and covering his head blinked, huh?It wasn't the first time to beat him up!

But this didn't make Big Bear much easier. After all, Fang Yiyan was so angry that he forgot to hit him first. Doesn't this prove that he was about to be blown up?

Fang Yiyan strode to the computer, and when he saw the bad review, he gritted his teeth angrily.The little daughter-in-law followed slowly with small steps. After realizing that he had begun to grind his teeth, Big Bear took two decisive steps back, and then moved to the back of the sofa in small steps.

After getting along for so many days, Da Xiong knew very well that when Fang Yiyan started grinding his teeth, it meant that he was about to explode in anger. In order to avoid being affected by the shock wave of the "explosion", he had better find a bunker earlier to avoid it.

However, the imaginary "shock wave" did not appear. Fang Yiyan stood up without saying a word after looking at the content of the other party's negative comments with a dark face for a while.He turned around, glanced at the big bear who was huddled behind the sofa, and beckoned him twice: "You contact him with frog and see if there is any misunderstanding, and if there is, solve it and let He changed the bad review."

Big Bear let out an "oh", obediently stepped forward to replace Fang Yiyan and sat in front of the computer, but before he could cut out the frog, he felt the top of his head being gently stroked twice, and a gentle voice came from the top of his head Lai: "It doesn't matter if you can't change it. It's just a bad review. It's nothing to worry about. I've been suffocated by the heat for too long just now. I got a little angry and scared you, right? I'll make you some delicious compensation tonight."

After Fang Yiyan finished speaking, he went back to the kitchen. Daxiong touched the position of the left atrium, couldn't help but smiled silly, turned his head, rolled up the sleeve that didn't exist, and was ready to negotiate with the other party, and he must let him Change the bad review.

However, the other party was obviously not an easy guy to deal with, so Big Bear just said "Dear, are you there?"

chaonanchi: You want me to cancel the bad review, right?It's very simple, just ask your boss to transfer 500 yuan to me.

Looking at the amount requested by the other party, Da Xiong finally understood that he had met a professional negative reviewer. However, Da Xiong, who had never encountered such a professional negative reviewer before, panicked again. It was a huge sum of money for a past-faced bear, so he ran to the kitchen for the second time.

Fang Yiyan, who sat in front of the computer for the second time, looked even worse than the last time. He looked at the chat records between Daxiong and the other party, and his face was as dark as Baogong's own son, comparable to twelve o'clock in the morning. night sky.

Still the kind of heavy smog.

Seeing his terrifying expression, Big Bear decisively retreated to a safe place again. Since squatting behind the sofa was too tiring, he even found a small chair and tucked it under his buttocks.

Sure enough, the moment Daxiong put his butt on the chair, Fang Yiyan started typing on the keyboard frantically.Daxiong pawed on the edge of the sofa that he used as a shelter, watching him dumbfounded as he finished typing a long string of words in a way similar to slapping, and then flicked the corner of his clothes, as if nothing had happened He walked back to the kitchen lightly, without even looking at the big bear huddled behind the sofa.

Da Xiong manually closed his mouth that had been unconsciously opened just now, and walked back to the computer.The Frog dialog box with the bad reviewer had been closed by Fang Yiyan, so Daxiong focused on the webpage that was still open, and the webpage still displayed the bad review, but after seeing that Fang Yiyan had just replied in the comment When something happens, Daxiong feels that the bad reviewer who made a malicious bad review may continue to scold the street with follow-up reviews.

chaonanchi: What rubbish!The chicken feet were undercooked, the duck neck was raw, and it was unpalatable!Other evaluations are the same as taste failure!There is also a woman's long hair in it!How dare you sell food when it's so unclean?Sellers close down early!One star bad review for you!

The seller replied: I can [beep——] you [beep——], the uncooked chicken feet are the result of your filter with the same level of vision as yours, and the raw duck neck is your eyes that have been in disrepair for a long time and are almost blind I can’t tell what cooked food is. It’s unpalatable because your tongue with a broken sense of taste thinks [beep——] is the greatest delicacy in the world!What about women's long hair? I haven't clarified for many years that I am a mother with a baby?I'm a single old gay man, where can I find women's hair as seasoning for you?I still want to use this to blackmail, professional bad reviewer, please leave me mellowly!

Big Bear: "..."

He suddenly wondered if Fang Yiyan graduated from a cursing academy.Sniffing subconsciously, Big Bear sat on the chair again, ready to wipe his butt for his brother whom he had just met.

However, the expected explosive negative/comments did not appear, except for some passers-by who said that "the owner's attitude is so bad, I will never buy this product", they are all hahaha and comments that help the store.Da Xiong scratched his head, and suddenly understood why Fang Yiyan dared to speak out against people directly, because there is no black history of making money with conscience, and he is not afraid of being ripped off.

The other party was quiet for a while, not sure if he was impressed by Fang Yiyan's "eloquence" or he was angrily pondering his words and making comments, but Da Xiong didn't have the time to care what he thought, and the number of customers who came to Frog for consultation increased again, and he He rushed to answer the guest's questions.

After ignoring more than 30 people who asked him if his boss is really a gay, and No. [-] times, he typed "Hello, no matter what product, as long as you pass three copies, you can get free shipping." and sent it to the other party , The previous bad review finally has another movement.

The other party was obviously not convinced by Fang Yiyan's eloquence, nor was he thinking about how to defeat Fang Yiyan, but was so pissed off. Looking at the various dirty words and countless asterisks in the follow-up comments, Daxiong felt that he had Maybe it's just that I'm so angry that my hands are shaking and I can't type.

Rubbing his forehead helplessly, Big Bear started to be dazed again.

Should he ignore this guy, or should he continue to call his brother over?

It's really confusing.

However, before Daxiong could figure out the answer, he felt his right shoulder being patted twice. He turned his head in doubt, and met Fang Yiyan's eyes full of fighting spirit and passion.

However, his expression looked very distorted.

Scared by Fang Yiyan's ferocious expression at the moment, Da Xiong, who almost fell off his chair, stood up hastily and made way for Fang Yiyan, who was wringing his fingers and preparing to strike.

Sitting on the "battle chair", Fang Yiyan showed Da Xiong what "mad dog's hand speed" is. Watching his fingers fly over the keyboard, typing crazily at a faster speed than before, Da Xiong's first Three times silently closed his subconsciously opened mouth manually.

However, unexpectedly, after Fang Yiyan finished typing his "long speech", he manually deleted them, and the big bear standing aside opened his mouth, and finally swallowed the urge to stop him.Although he felt that it was a waste of countless brain cells to type out these words, it seemed a pity to just delete them like this, but Fang Yiyan obviously has a better way at the moment. If he speaks rashly, he may be kicked out tonight get out of bed.

What dignity does a teddy bear have if it can't be held in bed! !