Longevity, Teddy has grown up

At nine o'clock in the morning, Da Xiong and Fang Yiyan both appeared at the entrance of the Guava Xiaolongbao Company building with thick dark circles under their eyes.The two sleep-deprived people walked into the company step by step, and then walked into the elevator maintaining this weird way of walking like a zombie, scaring the company employees who were normally standing in the elevator and getting ready to go to work.

The elevator stopped on the third floor, and two "zombies" walked out of the elevator step by step. However, when they walked around the corner, they saw Wei Jin standing at the door of the meeting room with his arms crossed and his right foot impatient. , it seems that they have been waiting for them for a while.Suddenly feeling an ominous premonition, Daxiong and Fang Yiyan both shuddered.

"Come on? Come in." Seeing the two of them with excessive kidney deficiency, Wei Jin rolled his eyes when he misunderstood something, and walked into the conference room first, "Oh, by the way, your live broadcast plan for today needs to be revised .”

"What? Temporary change of location?!" Zombie No. [-] Fang Yiyan's eyes widened, he looked at Wei Jin who was frowning slightly in disbelief, and suddenly had the urge to knock her unconscious and throw her out of the meeting room window, " Change it, but you let me and Big Bear go to the gallery live, are you kidding me?! Do we both look like the kind of people with high-level interests?!"

"It doesn't look like much." Wei Jin said unceremoniously, and Fang Yiyan showed an expression of "just say what you see", and was almost blocked by her next sentence, "But it doesn't matter, if it wasn't for Fen Mr. Tisrage specified that we don’t intend to let you two people who can only eat at a glance to live broadcast the art exhibition.”

"Dung... shit what?"

"It's Fentis Larch, Fen." Wei Jin looked at the document in his hand again, "What kind of shit are you, you're uneducated."

Fang Yiyan only felt that there was a puff of air stuck in his throat, and he couldn't breathe for a long time.In desperation, he tugged on Da Xiong's sleeve, trying in vain to let him gank instead of himself and Wei Jin.However, he forgot a very important fact, the combat effectiveness of the big bear is not as strong as that of the little black who stayed at home to take care of Er Gouzi.

After being pulled by Fang Yiyan, Daxiong, who felt that he had shouldered a huge mission, cleared his throat, and opened his eyes that were almost completely closed due to fatigue: "You are oppressing and personally attacking employees..."

"Let's just squeeze and attack personally, what do you want?" Wei Jin obviously didn't even intend to give him any face, with his hips akimbo, staring at him with an expression of "I just don't make sense".

"No... I don't want to..." The big bear, who was still a little bit confident, suddenly collapsed into a piece of paper with a thickness of one centimeter like a hydrogen balloon that had completely leaked.

Fang Yiyan glared at him bitterly, and then had a one-minute eye-to-eye confrontation with the resolute Wei Jin.

Fang Yiyan, who was finally defeated by Wei Jin's eyes, lowered his head resignedly: "Okay...but let's say in advance, Daxiong and I don't understand any art, and neither of us is responsible for the mistakes in the explanation."

Wei Jin stared at him silently for a long while, as if thinking. After 30 seconds, she suddenly joined her palms together: "Okay, you can play freely, it doesn't matter if you get embarrassed."

Anyway, the two of them have almost become funny anchors, what more bicycles are needed.

So, Fang Yiyan, who had no idea that he and Daxiong's position had changed from eating and broadcasting to being a funny anchor, held in one hand the latest Liziache mobile phone issued by the company and specially used for live broadcasting, and in the other hand he held a phone from Wei Jin. Da Xiong, who was still sleepy with a large bag of snacks, happily headed for his destination.

The art exhibition is held at the International Convention and Exhibition Center in the suburbs of Panda City. It was originally built by Panda City for trade with Dolphin City, but in the end it became the venue for major comic exhibitions and exhibitions. This place It can be said that it is quite perfect, except for being too remote, there are almost no major shortcomings.

Sitting in his family's broken car, Fang Yiyan decisively handed the phone to Daxiong, and then seriously became the driver.

After receiving the pear pain from Fang Yiyan, Daxiong fiddled with it for a while, and after understanding its basic operation, he turned on the live broadcast happily.

"Good afternoon, everyone!" He greeted the camera with a smile, and then saw many people in the barrage asking him if he had lunch, and he nodded: "I have already eaten, so we will eat lunch today." I won’t be broadcasting live for dinner, I will take you to learn about art and visit the art exhibition.” Daxiong said very seriously, but Danmaku obviously didn’t think he could be an art commentator.

"My dear bear, are you sure you know how to interpret art?"

"Xiong Xiong, this task is too difficult, why don't you apply to the company and change to another task..."

"Looking at the anchor like this is uneducated. I really doubt whether he can pronounce the artist's name correctly."

"You from upstairs are here again... Don't you ask him why he made you have an abortion this time..."

"It's comforting that this guy finally confronted his gender and stopped embarrassing our scientists."

Looking at the barrages, Da Xiong couldn't help laughing out loud, but seeing the barrage that said she didn't look well-educated, Da Xiong's expression became a little dark, even though he knew it was that Banana Banana again. Nai company sent the sailors, but these words seemed to hit his weakness.

what!Teddy bears are uneducated, what's wrong with you!If you don’t agree with it, go ask the teddy bear next to your bed if it can recite the three-character scriptures, BAKA!

After secretly complaining once in his heart, Da Xiong was determined to let the old man in the navy understand that he was a cultured teddy bear, so he cleared his throat and glanced at the name of his live broadcast room——Fang Daxiong's Yi During the trip to the Sax painting exhibition, he said, "Ah Yan and I are already on our way to the painting exhibition. After a while, please follow me into the trip to the Ixus painting exhibition!"

"Oh!!! My bear, you recovered the name of others, the hot hahahahahahaha" "

"Hey?? Is it reversed?? I always thought it was Ixus!!!"

"Hahahahahahaha, my dear, something is wrong with you!"

"Why don't you say it's a saxophone hahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"It's uneducated to reveal your secrets! You know that the anchor is this kind of stuff!"

"Fuck you in front! Hurry up and go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital to get your sister Zhao to have an abortion!"

"Don't pay attention to that guy. The man's inability to conceive has hit him so hard that his brain structure has flowed into the stomach. This is a very pitiful thing!"

"Pfft, do you have to go around like this when you talk? Do you have to talk so long for a simple sentence without thinking too much?"

Seeing a new wave of demons dancing in the barrage, Daxiong, who accidentally showed a timid face, cleared his throat, switched the front and rear cameras, and pointed at Fang Yiyan, who was concentrating on driving beside him: "Let me share with you, Ah Yan." Focus on the driving scene." Just after he finished speaking, Fang Yiyan yawned in a very vivid way.

"..."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"It's a conspiracy, it's definitely a conspiracy! Show off Brother Yan's ugliest side, so that you can get rid of those who like Brother Yan's appearance, and monopolize him!"

"The first thing to guard against is the genetic mutant who can be a boy, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Seeing Yue Wu's ridiculous barrage, Daxiong couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.Fang Yiyan, who yawned again, turned his head and glanced at him: "What are you laughing at..." He was shocked by the camera facing him when he was halfway through, and then recalled the two big things he had just said. Yawning, Fang Yiyan roared angrily: "Fang! Big! Bear! Turn this thing back and shoot yourself!!!"

Big Bear flattened his mouth aggrievedly, and after saying "Oh", he turned the camera back.Looking at Fang Yiyan from the corner of his eye, after confirming that he started to drive seriously again, he lowered his voice and said to the audience on the other end of the live broadcast: "Do you know what kind of miserable life I am living now..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Yiyan in the driver's seat roared again: "Do you think I can't hear you if you lower your voice?! If you do this again, I'll throw you from the passenger seat and onto the roof of the car!"

So Daxiong was once again confused with "hahaha" by countless people in the barrage.

It is less than an hour's journey from Panda City to the International Convention and Exhibition Center. In order to make the audience not feel too bored, Daxiong resolutely picked up his old profession - eating and broadcasting.Bring Wei Jin specially prepared a large bag of snacks for them from the back seat, this is Wei Jin in case they are hungry but have nothing to eat in the convention center where there is no shop nearby.Daxiong happily took out a bag of potato chips from inside, but before he could open it, Fang Yiyan grabbed it and threw it back into the back seat.

Big Bear opened his mouth to protest, but after thinking for a while, he gave up, so he took another pack of chestnut rice sticks out to eat, but Fang Yiyan, who seemed to have eyes on the side of his cheek, grabbed him and threw it back before he opened it. the back seat.

At this moment, Daxiong's stubborn temper also came up, he took out another bag of onion rings, and eagerly tore the packaging bag when he was sure, but in the end he still failed, because Fang Yiyan stopped decisively at the parking place on the side of the road , then tossed not only his onion rings back in the backseat of the car, but the entire bag of snacks, leaving behind only one bag—green pepper flavored puffed potato chips—and hit the road again.

Looking at the word green pepper on the package and the cute cartoon green pepper, Big Bear felt his stomach tumbling and his chest rising and falling, but when he was about to vomit, he heard Fang Yiyan say quietly: "You If you dare to spit in my car, I will strip you naked for the live viewers, and I will also give you a close-up of your little bear."

Big Bear felt that he might not dare to vomit in his life.

However, everyone in the barrage was bursting with laughter. Apart from hahaha and crazy gifts, there was almost nothing else to be found, except for the barrage that you could tell from the ID to come from Wei Jin.

"I said, how old are you two?! By the way, I would like to warn the host that pornographic nudity will be banned. Please cherish the live broadcast room, please?!"

Although Yi Yan roared countless times along the way, he finally arrived at the International Convention and Exhibition Center without any danger. When he saw the bright red banner at the gate of the Convention and Exhibition Center - "Ixus Modern Art Exhibition", the big bear suddenly raised his eyebrows. He raised his head: "Look! I just say Ixus! Who says I'm uneducated!"

However, before the words fell, I heard a roar from the staff next to me: "Which idiot made this banner?! Come here! Isaacs can be labeled as Ixus, is it true that your elementary school Chinese is always the same as a duck egg?" Why is it?!"

Big Bear: "..."

Oh, the face slap came so fast like a tornado.