Longevity, Teddy has grown up

Tonight is the day when he restarts the live broadcast. The Guava Xiaolongbao company has done enough advertisements before he restarts the broadcast. The name Fang Daxiong has gradually become popular on Weibo. Of course, all this is because of his face .

However, what he didn't expect was that just after everything was ready, the Guava Xiaolongbao Company suddenly made a mess.

"What? Go to the company to broadcast live?" Fang Yiyan frowned after Wei Jin on the other end of the phone said the company's sudden request, "Do you want Daxiong to cook? He doesn't know how to cook at all, he broadcast live I made all the food I ate."

"I can't help it. It seems that the man/wife-style warm man is more popular recently. The boss wants Daxiong to follow this route. Come to a selling point of a cute man/wife warm man. It doesn't matter if it's unpalatable. You Just let him make do with it."

Fang Yiyan was silent for a while, but still chose to reject the other party's request: "You don't know, the food he cooks is not a matter of whether it is delicious or not, but a matter of death after eating it."

Wei Jin: "...but... the boss has asked the Propaganda Department to print out the advertisement..."

Fang Yiyan: "..."

pill.

"Ayan? What's the matter?" Daxiong, who seemed to see that Fang Yiyan's expression was wrong, put on Wei Jin's specially prepared live broadcast server, rubbed against Fang Yiyan's side, "What happened?"

Fang Yiyan looked at his expression of not knowing what happened, and stopped for a while before he hesitated and said, "That... the company said, let you... um... cook for yourself..."

Big Bear: "..."

To die.

Daxiong finally accepted this harsh condition. Standing in the live broadcast room provided by the company, facing the brand-new equipment, Daxiong forced himself to forget about the tragic event of cooking later, and showed a somewhat miserable smile to the camera: "Everyone Okay, long time no see."

Maybe it was because it had been so long since we hadn't seen each other for so long, and the bullet screens were posted very fast, but no one noticed that Big Bear was not where he was originally broadcasting.

"Ahhh, you're finally back my bear!!"

"It's been a long time since I saw you, my bear, you... uh, you're not skinny, but a little fatter???"

"Am I the only one who noticed that he didn't have anything to eat on the table today?"

"My bear, are you going to change your career to do stunts? Come to a show to eat plates? o(OДO)っ"

"Oh my bear, I want to express my deep love to you! I want to give you monkeys!"

“[Little Brother Look at Me] Free Teddy Bear X100”

"A hundred and one teddy bears..."

"My bear, why don't you dedicate a song "This Is Love" to her..."

Mr. Fang Daxiong who is about to cook and eat up those dark dishes: "..."

He suddenly wanted to turn off the live broadcast.

However, the broadcast still has to be broadcast. He first sincerely thanked the audience who gave the gift, and then faced the camera with a very serious expression: "I will cook the food I eat today. It may seem that everyone has no appetite. But I will try my best..." Before he finished speaking, he heard Wei Jin coughing lightly from the sidelines, he glanced over there, and saw Wei Jin rolling his eyes, with a face of "I knew it would be like this" Fang Yiyan.

"Cough, that... let's start." Daxiong took the bright yellow apron with teddy bears on it from Fang Yiyan, and after putting on the apron, he was followed by the staff with the live broadcast equipment, Walked into the kitchen specially prepared for the live broadcast.

However, after seeing the ingredients prepared for him by the company, Daxiong trembled slightly.Fuck, how can these things be made into something edible? !

Fang Yiyan, who stood on the sidelines and watched the whole process, covered his eyes unbearably.

Just knew it would be like this.

However, Daxiong didn't have the energy to pay attention to Fang Yiyan at the moment. He was staring at the various raw materials on the cooking table at the moment, and began to think wildly.When he saw the familiar pork tenderloin, he recalled Fang Yiyan’s previous steps of making sweet and sour pork tenderloin in his mind, then he turned his head and smiled confidently at the camera: “Then I will make sugar first Vinegar tenderloin."

Maybe it was because the confidence in his smile was too full, and the barrage rose instantly.

"Sweet and sour pork is my favorite!! Can you, my bear, know how to make this!"

"Pork Saigao! (′▽`)╯"

“[Pig your nose has two holes] present lollipop X100”

"When you have a cold, you still have a runny nose...why did you sing o(OДO)っ?!"

The barrage was hot, but Da Xiong was frowning. He looked at the high-end kitchen utensils on the table, couldn't help turning his head, and silently mouthed to Wei Jin: "If the kitchen utensils are damaged, you will have to pay for it." ?"

Maybe it's the first time to bring this kind of newcomer, even Wei Jin, a manager with MAX+ experience, couldn't help but roll her eyes. She looked at the big bear who was still staring at her expectantly, silently He replied: "If you don't lose money, you can work hard!"

However, when everything was over, Wei Jin began to regret what he said earlier.

After getting Wei Jin's reply, Da Xiong was not so nervous anymore. He walked to the cooking table in an orderly manner, opened the drawer in a smooth manner, and then stared at the dishwashing liquid stuffed inside, stunned. .

Fang Yiyan patted his forehead unbearably, and hastily turned up the volume and said to Big Bear, "The seasoning should be in the drawer on the left!"

Fang Yiyan gave up controlling the volume in order to let the dazed bear hear it, but the bear could hear it, and the audience watching the live broadcast naturally heard it, so the number of bullet screens set off another climax.

"Mom thief, did I hear a male voice just now?"

"Sure enough, I changed the company, and the staff are all ready, tsk tsk."

"Emmmmmm, why do I feel that there is a sour smell coming from it..."

However, in addition to these gags and undercover agents suspected of being sent by the Banana Company, there are also some girls who instantly grasped what they thought was the most important point.

"Huh?! This voice makes my ears feel familiar!"

"Is it that time! Cook a meal for Big Bear!"

"YOOOOOOOOOO My Gay Da can't go wrong!"

“[Little brother is the best] Heartbreak X250 as a gift”

Of course, there are also a few people who said that the anchor is doing a serious live broadcast, but your barrage is so annoying, are you really a man?

However, the two people who were discussing as the center of the barrage didn't find this.Hearing Fang Yiyan's voice, Daxiong hurriedly closed the drawer full of dish soap, and then opened the drawer on the left. Sure enough, he saw the seasonings in it, ranging from Chinese food to Western food, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and sugar to fans Stuffed Basil Peppers, everything.

Relying on his memory, he selected a dozen bottles of seasonings, and Daxiong closed the drawer contentedly, completely unaware that Fang Yiyan's face was almost green at the moment.

My old mother, sweet and sour tenderloin, you don’t need vinegar, what are you doing with a bottle of chaotian chili sauce? !

However, at this moment, Da Xiong did not subconsciously cast his eyes on Fang Yiyan as he did before, so he completely missed all the suggestive eyes Fang Yiyan cast on him. , has completely collapsed.

Fang Yiyan, whose heart was completely broken, completely gave up watching Big Bear cooking when he saw Big Bear picking out a large piece of pork belly and three big green peppers from the pile of ingredients while talking about sweet and sour pork tenderloin. He turned his head abruptly, and looked at the computer screen that was dedicated to monitoring whether there was anyone who could handle the barrage with rhythm.

Then he felt himself falling into a hahaha ocean.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"Oh my god hahahahahahahaha, that's a paring knife not a meat cutter! It's not cut into pieces hahahahahaha"

"Hahahahahaha my god, you can't pour water into the boiling oil pan, it will explode!!"

"I really doubt that Xiong Xiong has never cooked at all hahahahahaha who wrote the propaganda to mislead the public hahahahaha"

Looking at the huge characters of "Warm Man Chef" on the promotional poster, Fang Yiyan couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

But Big Bear didn't pay attention, he was still struggling with the paring knife in his hand.

As a paring knife that specializes in peeling apples, pears, and radish, it means that it is also dignified. If you have to mix it with meat, he would rather be broken than whole!

However, Da Xiong couldn't see through the inner OS of the paring knife, so he used the paring knife to slap the big piece of pork belly for a long time, and after confirming that he could only scrape off the meat residue no longer than three centimeters After picking up the dregs, he finally let go of the poor paring knife, and under the gratified eyes of the staff, he picked up the fruit knife with a blade less than ten centimeters long.

Seeing Big Bear start to compete with the pork belly with the small fruit knife, Fang Yiyan couldn't bear to watch it any longer. He covered his eyes and decided to go out to the bathroom to calm down.And Wei Jin, who had been watching for a long time, couldn't take it anymore. She thought for a while, and finally picked up a sign, wrote a few big characters, and raised it towards the big bear.

However, Big Bear seemed obsessed with wrestling with meat with a knife, and didn't notice her at all. She had no choice but to yell softly, "Big Bear!"

Hearing her voice, Big Bear finally stopped what he was doing, turned his gaze to her, and then saw the sign she held up high - "Don't make meat! Mix the salad and put it down!"

Big Bear was silent for a while, then looked down at the messy pork he had cut in his hands, decisively threw the knife and the meat on the chopping board, and smiled brightly at the camera: "Forget it, let's still eat salad Bar."

Wei Jin watched him silently after he finished speaking, and turned his gaze to the computer screen.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"My bear, don't be brave, okay hahahahaha"

“[Sweet and Sour Pork Sai Gao] Free Heartbreak X50”

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you want sweet and sour pork

"Scumbag! You lied to me to have an abortion, and now you still have the face to broadcast live here!"

A disharmonious barrage that suddenly popped up made Wei Jin's eyes sharpen instantly. Just as she was about to deal with the sailors invited by the Banana Banana Company, a wave of barrages flying past almost caught her off guard. blind.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha, you still have an abortion for a man who can't even cook sweet and sour pork!!"

"Isn't this the big brother from last time? Hahahahaha, when did you change your gender again hahahahaha?"

"I'm begging you, can you change the gender of the data? You're going to use a male gender to scan this, the world's technology really can't be as strong as male and male, okay?"

"Since this is the case, I have to tell the truth. In fact, Big Bear already has my child in his belly. Don't think about it. This pacifier is my gift for the child."

“[Say no evil] Free pacifier X1”

Looking at the speech ID displayed in the last barrage, Wei Jincai spouted all the water he drank in his mouth.

Fang Yiyan! !Don't make trouble! !