Longevity, Teddy has grown up

Even though I was already full, the end result of eating so much was a stomach attack the next morning.

Looking hopelessly at the snow-white ceiling of his bedroom, Fang Yiyan suddenly felt that his life was so miserable.Daxiong, who didn't know Fang Yiyan's entanglement, was busy at the moment sending a mass announcement to inform that the delivery time would be postponed by one day, and then ran to the closet and found the Kumamon long-sleeved T that Fang Yiyan bought for him last time. T-shirt, and a pair of jeans that Fang Yiyan bought big many years ago, and now they are stuffed for him to wear.

Fang Yiyan, who was lying on the bed immersed in despair, was disturbed by his movements. He got up a little weakly. He originally planned to see what kind of monster Big Bear was doing again, but just as he stood up, he felt his stomach protesting , Hastily lay down again.

Picking up Fang Yiyan's key on the bedside table, Daxiong turned his head to look at Fang Yiyan, who was not in a good mood, stretched out his hand to stroke his hair, and said in a soft voice, "Brother, have a good sleep, I'll give it to you." You buy some medicine."

Fang Yiyan, who had already started to close his eyes and meditate, opened his eyes when he heard the sound, and looked at him fixedly. After staring at him for a while, he said to Big Bear earnestly, "Don't lose my key if you lose it!!!"

The pharmacy is right next to the gate of the community where Fang Yiyan lives. When Fang Yiyan moved in on the first day, Fang Yiyan couldn't help sighing. He won't need prescriptions when he gets sick in the future. However, he forgot that when a person is so sick that he has no energy Sometimes, it is impossible to get up to buy medicine by yourself.

Although the pharmacy is not far away, for Daxiong who has no experience of going out alone, it is already considered a big adventure.Walking to the gate of the community, he suddenly touched his pocket in a strange way, and found that although he hadn't forgotten the key, he... didn't take the wallet.

Walking home dejectedly, Big Bear tiptoed open the door, intending to take the money and go buy medicine without alarming Fang Yiyan, but just as he opened the door, he met Fang Yiyan who had just come out of the kitchen.

"Did you buy the medicine?" He was really thirsty, and the only person in the family who could bring him tea and water had gone out, so Fang Yiyan, who could only pour water for himself, asked him first, but after seeing his empty hands Finally, he understood something, he stuffed the water glass in Big Bear's hand, and patted him on the shoulder: "Did you forget your wallet?"

Daxiong blushed when his embarrassment was exposed, and suddenly shoved the water glass back into Fang Yiyan's hand, then turned his head and ran away.Fang Yiyan, who was half-splashed with water, was stunned for a moment, and then watched helplessly as he rushed out of the door and forgot to bring the key.

Looking at the keys that were left on the entrance cabinet, and at his pajamas that were soaked in a large piece, Fang Yiyan was silent for a while, deciding not to remind him that he forgot to bring the keys.If you are clumsy, you will be locked up outside the gate of the community for a while as punishment.

Da Xiong, who had taken the wallet, seemed to have confidence at the moment. He trotted all the way through the checkpoint at the gate of the community, and found the pharmacy based on his memory of looking around when he went out with Fang Yiyan.

The temperature is actually not so hot now, especially at night, it is already a temperature where you can wear long sleeves, but the owner of the pharmacy did not know what medicine he took wrongly, and the air conditioner was turned on quite low, so he walked into the pharmacy The big bear was obviously wearing long sleeves, but he still got goose bumps from the cold.

"Hello, what do you need?" The sweet-looking girl in white overalls suddenly stood up from the counter, scaring Da Xiong so much that he subconsciously took a big step back.

Saleswoman: "???" Hey, I'm still a young and beautiful girl, so don't act like you saw a live tiger, okay? ? ?

Mr. Fang Daxiong, who was completely unaware that his actions had caused great inner harm to the salesperson's sister, was extremely nervous at the moment. He had basically never talked to outsiders, and he tried to say the sentence "Excuse me, do you have any stomach medicine" to the salesperson, but Every time I say the word "excuse me", there is nothing to say.

As an old driver who has worked in the pharmacy for two or three years, the salesperson saw him hesitating and didn't know how to speak, and patted him on the shoulder knowingly: "Sir, you..." It was just the voice Before it landed, the big bear was so frightened that it jumped up and moved behind the side medicine rack.The salesperson slowly swallowed the "don't be so nervous" before she had time to say it, and felt that she couldn't maintain her commercial smile.

"I know what you want. Do you want Gondez's or Duben's?" The salesperson calmly said two shy names, but the big bear who didn't know what it was was still there. Shocked that he didn't even say it, the saleswoman actually knew what he wanted.

"I...don't know." Da Xiong held back for a long time, until his face turned red, and finally said such a sentence.The salesperson looked at him helplessly, and sighed, "Is this the first time you bought this?" After receiving Daxiong's nod in response, the salesperson thought he was very considerate and took out a few commonly used sizes and put them on the counter , let Big Bear choose by himself.

Looking at the small boxes of different colors, Daxiong was puzzled in his heart. Stomach medicine... also come in different sizes?Moreover, why is stomach medicine called a condom such a strange name?

Big Bear glanced at these small boxes with some doubts. Suddenly, he felt that one of them made him feel familiar, so he reached out his hand decisively and chose that box.The saleswoman watched him finish his selection, resignedly took back the rest, took the box from him, and took it to the cashier to sweep it away... The haze that was still on his face suddenly disappeared.

"Yes sir, 120 nine."

Big Bear: "..."

Has gastric medicine evolved to be so expensive? ?

Carrying the sky-high price of "stomach medicine" at 120 yuan, and walking out of the drugstore accompanied by the voice of the salesperson "welcome next time", Daxiong squeezed Fang Yiyan's wallet, which was not very thick, and suddenly felt like he was finished.

When he got to the gate, Big Bear started to take out the keys in his pocket, but when he put his hand in, he found that the pocket was empty.Thinking of Fang Yiyan's special reminder of "don't lose the key even if you lose it", cold sweat suddenly broke out from his forehead. When it's over, he shouldn't have lost the key, right? !

Feeling that something is wrong, Da Xiong hurriedly turned around and ran to the pharmacy, but he didn't know that the key he thought he had lost was lying quietly on the porch cabinet at home, feeling the "light" brought by the porch LED lights. bath".

"I'm sorry, sir, we've searched for you here, but we really didn't find the key." The saleswoman who searched for three times under Daxiong's plea seriously told him, and revealed from her eyes that "If you ask me to find me again, I will beat you to death" these ten words.

Walking out of the pharmacy dejectedly, Big Bear bent down and began to search carefully for the key on the way from the community to the pharmacy. However, he searched back and forth two or three times, but still did not find its coquettish figure.

The key, which is drying the LED "light bath", said, Keke, look for me there, if you can find me, I will change my name to Fang Key, Boots Boots.

After lying on the bed for a long time and not seeing Big Bear come back, Fang Yiyan frowned after changing clothes. Could it be that Big Bear was stopped by security because he didn't have an access card?It doesn't make sense, the security guards will help open the door when they see a familiar face... It seems that my stomach is not as uncomfortable as before. Fang Yiyan thought about it, and finally decided to go downstairs to pick up the big bear.

However, just as he picked up the key and walked out the door, he saw Big Bear walking out of the elevator dejectedly.

"Brother..." As soon as he looked up, he saw Fang Yiyan who had just walked out of the door, and his expression became even more dejected, and he was about to cry, "I lost the key..."

Fang Yiyan looked at him like this, sighed, stepped forward to hug him, and then maliciously took the key in his hand to him: "You fell on the porch cabinet."

Looking at the key in Fang Yiyan's hand, Daxiong suddenly felt a lot of guilt for the salesperson who searched the pharmacy three times but couldn't find his "lost" key.

Obediently following Fang Yiyan back home, Daxiong took out the "stomach medicine" he bought this trip like a treasure.Fang Yiyan, who was thinking about what words to use to praise Big Bear, turned completely dark after seeing the things he handed over.

"Zhi, Zun, Zhi, Jiu?" Fang Yiyan gritted his teeth, every word seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth, "You want me to eat Gondez?"

As if frightened by his sudden expression of turning the watch, Daxiong muttered for a while before making a sound: "No... isn't it right? The saleswoman took out several, and I saw this one familiar, so I chose this one..."

Knowing that it was the first time for him to take the initiative to communicate with strangers, that's why this oolong happened, Fang Yiyan forced himself to accept the ending, and ignored Daxiong's sentence "This looks familiar".Resisting the urge to vomit blood, Fang Yiyan slowly put the box of condoms into the drawer under the coffee table, thinking that as a single dog he would have no chance to use this stuff, he felt a pain in the ass.

Looking up, he looked at the big bear who was still a little confused, and gave him a comforting smile, "Forget it, anyway, I don't feel much pain anymore, you help me back to the bedroom and sleep for a while."

"Um……"

Looking at Da Xiong who was walking forward almost holding himself in his arms, Fang Yiyan had to admit that sometimes he was really teased by Da Xiong's accidental actions, such as this moment.He secretly sniffed the scent of the same type of soap on his body as his own. At this very warm moment, he didn't know what to think, so he asked casually: "By the way, how much is that box of Gondolas for you?" bought?"

However, Da Xiong, who usually answered quickly, fell silent. Fang Yiyan stopped in doubt, raised his head and looked into his eyes, only to realize that his gaze was a little dodged, and he said something bad in his heart. Fang Yiyan's gaze Gradually became sharper: "You tell me clearly, how much did you spend?"

"One... 120 nine dollars..."

"...I killed you!!"