Longevity, Teddy has grown up
Chapter 2
"Who the hell are you? How did you get in?" Fang Yiyan felt like his brain was about to cramp. Why did this guy cry out for pain in his first reaction?Didn't he realize that he had been discovered by the owner of the house? !
"How did I get in here..." Little Golden Retriever murmured, looking at Fang Yiyan who was looking at him vigilantly, he bent down, reached out to dig under the quilt, and took out something that he didn't know what it was, but he could only tell that it was The ball of cloth was handed to Fang Yiyan.
Fang Yiyan frowned as he unfolded the familiar fabric, feeling that this little dress became more and more familiar... After remembering that this little dress was originally worn by Big Bear, Fang Yiyan felt the veins on his forehead begin to twitch He jumped, and it might explode in the next second. He clenched his fists, and before the little golden retriever could explain anything, he punched him hard in the face: "What did you do to my big bear?" What happened?!"
He had guessed that this person was a thief, a robber, and a rapist, but he never expected that this guy was actually a pervert who liked to damage plush toys!
Fang Yiyan's punch was extremely powerful, but the little golden retriever's reaction was also very strange. It seemed that he was at least 1.8 meters tall, and he was blown away by Fang Yiyan's punch, and even bounced after falling to the ground!
And the most surprising thing is that there was not a single scar left on his cheeks, and it was as smooth as ever under such a big blow!
Fang Yiyan was frightened by the moment he bounced up, and then looked at his left cheek, which seemed to have never been beaten. Fang Yiyan decisively tore off the sheet, and before the little golden retriever realized what had happened, he When the hood is over.
I don't know why, not only did the little golden retriever not struggle, he didn't even make a sound of resistance. Fang Yiyan dragged this huge "baggage" out of the room so smoothly, and threw it out of his door.
After clapping his hands, Fang Yiyan closed the door with relief.It's really strange, that man looks taller and stronger than him, but it feels quite light when dragged, at least not as heavy as his body should have.
Just as Fang Yiyan was still standing in the hallway in a daze, sorting out the mess in his mind, the door suddenly rang...
"Master, master! Master! Open the door!" The voice of a young man with a crying voice came from outside the door. Fang Yiyan looked at the anti-theft door that was trembling slightly due to external force, and was stunned.
This little milky voice was probably made by the golden retriever just now, but what did he call himself just now? ? ?
Fang Yiyan stared blankly at the door of his house, and finally couldn't help lying on the door, looking out from the cat's eyes.It doesn't matter if you don't look at him, he looks even worse, the strange man threw away the bed sheet, and now he is banging on the door of his house with his bare buttocks, not only that, he also looks like a little daughter-in-law who has been bullied, and keeps saying Calling himself "Master".
Fang Yiyan found out that Aunt Wang, the most gossip next door in the neighborhood, ran to the little golden retriever at some point, and her eyes shone strangely, and she looked at his chubby little butt with relish.The corner of Fang Yiyan's mouth twitched as she watched her move her gaze from the little golden hair's bare buttocks to her waist, and then back to her buttocks. When he found that she took out her mobile phone and seemed to want to call someone to watch the show, he finally couldn't bear it, and suddenly Pulling the door, he reached out to fish the naked guy and the bed sheet into the room, and closed the door again with a "bang".
"Who the hell are you?" Fang Yiyan crossed his arms and looked at the strange man who hadn't recovered and sat on the ground with bare buttocks. The man scratched his head, raised his head in a daze, and looked at Fang Yiyan: "I am big bear."
Fang Yiyan rolled his unrefined eyes when he heard the words: "Nobita? I still have Doraemon. Be honest! Don't think that I will laugh for you when you tell a joke."
"I'm such a big bear," the little golden retriever looked aggrieved, "Didn't you also say that you wanted to buy Shizuka to accompany me?"
Buy a Shizuka?Oh, it turned out to be the big bear he bought home yesterday.It turned out to be Jiang, it was my own, my own... What a shit!Didn't he bring home an ordinary teddy bear yesterday? !What is this little golden retriever? !Why don't you say that you are the little golden retriever that I fed yesterday to become a sperm to promise you with your body? !
Fang Yiyan's eyes widened angrily: "Don't tell me you are that f*cking teddy bear!"
However, the other party didn't seem to see his anger, as if he didn't stimulate him enough, after he finished speaking, he nodded solemnly.
Fang Yiyan: "..."
Is this little golden retriever crazy, or is he crazy and hallucinating?
Looking at the "big bear" who belatedly picked up the sheet to cover his exposed body, Fang Yiyan felt that he was not well.
It's been a day, and Fang Yiyan sighed quietly when he saw the guy in his old clothes, who was wearing the old clothes that he didn't want to throw away, looking around in his home.For a whole day, he finally believed that the teddy bear he bought had turned into a human being, and digested it.
He was so stimulated yesterday that he couldn't hold back and called his wife to tell him about it, and then he was not surprised to hear the old lady on the other end of the phone ask him in a very gentle tone if he had a psychosis , Do you need her to send him to Qingshan Mental Hospital for a few days to calm down.
It really is real.
Sighing, Fang Yiyan subconsciously set his eyes on Big Bear. Looking at this guy who is at least 1.8 meters tall, he suddenly thought of a question. Although this guy is a teddy bear, he is still a big brother anyway." A mortal body", with his size... How much food does he have to eat a day? !
Or just send him out...
but--
Looking at the big bear like this, hehe, he told others that this is actually a teddy bear, would anyone believe it?I'm afraid I'm going to be tied up in a mental hospital.
Just when Fang Yiyan was a little worried about how to settle the bear, the doorbell rang suddenly, and he opened the door with a bewildered face, and then saw a person he knew very well—Fang Tong's courier brother.
After receiving a weird package from the courier, Fang Yiyan was about to open it to see what was inside, when he found that the big bear, who was looking around and fumbling around, extended his "nonsense left hand" to all kinds of kitchen utensils.Seeing that the chef's knife that he had put on the cooking table last time was being touched by the big bear and it was about to fall off and plunge into the big bear's body at any time, Fang Yiyan hurriedly threw the package in his hand on the coffee table and walked into the kitchen quickly.
Pushing the chef's knife inward, after making sure that it would not fall again, Fang Yiyan reached out and grabbed Big Bear by the ear, and "lifted" him out of the kitchen.
"If you get closer to the kitchen, I'll make you into a roasted whole bear." Fang Yiyan looked at the big bear who was rubbing his ears with a face that didn't know what happened, and warned him very seriously. The big bear's face changed slightly, as if he was frightened Looking at his slightly pale complexion, Fang Yiyan ignored the slight unbearable feeling in his heart, and expressed that he was very satisfied with the ending.
It's just that he hasn't maintained his satisfaction for a minute, and Big Bear's next sentence gave him an urge to try whether he can tear the teddy bear apart.
Big Bear: "But... roasted cotton is not tasty..."
Fang Yiyan: "..."
I roast your sister's cotton!I bake you! ! !Grilled bear's paw, braised bear's heart, fried bear's nose!
As if seeing through Fang Yiyan's inner snarl, Daxiong stared at his eyes solemnly and said word by word: "But, apart from this layer of skin on my face, my body is full of cotton."
Fang Yiyan: "..."
Well, you fucking win.
"Since your body is a teddy bear, you shouldn't need to eat, right?" Fang Yiyan looked at the big bear obediently sitting on the sofa, and raised his eyebrows.If he doesn't have to make himself pay for food, it's not a big problem to keep him. After all, although he has become a human, he still feels like a toy, and maybe he can be used as a giant pillow at night.
However, all the beautiful thoughts were shattered by the "grunt" sound from the big bear's stomach.Looking at the big bear who was so hungry that his stomach was screaming, Fang Yiyan couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, didn't he say that his stomach was full of cotton?Since there are no internal organs, why does your stomach growl? !Is your cotton advanced enough to evolve cotton internal organs? !
However, before Fang Yiyan could finish complaining in his heart, his own stomach began to growl.He pursed his lips, looked at the big bear sitting on the sofa looking at him pitifully, reached out and grabbed his wrist and tugged: "If you want to eat, come and help."
Big Bear stood up obediently, and Fang Yiyan glanced at him, only to realize that he was at least half a head taller than him.
MMP, just such a small teddy bear, why grow so tall after becoming a human? !
Although Fang Yiyan supported himself by cooking, he sometimes wanted to be lazy, so the meal they ate today was the most classic - Braised Beef Noodles.
Kangshi's father's brand.
Lowering his head and sucking on the instant noodles, Fang Yiyan secretly glanced at the person sitting across from him from time to time. The guy who claimed to be a big bear might be really hungry. At the moment, he was devouring the instant noodles in the bowl with a very indecent look. .
When he drank all the noodle soup in one go, Fang Yiyan couldn't help but look at his stomach, remembering what he said before, his stomach was full of cotton, Fang Yiyan finally couldn't hold back his curiosity, Walking up to him, she reached out and touched his belly.
Big Bear's belly is really soft to the touch. It really doesn't feel as strong as a human with abdominal muscles. Instead, it looks like a super fat man. Fang Yiyan pressed down tentatively, and then felt that his entire palm was almost It's all in his stomach.
Fang Yiyan raised his head and looked at Daxiong with a confused face for a while. Daxiong's gaze was so innocent that he had the illusion that he was molesting a child.He retracted his hand in embarrassment and looked away.
"Where are you going in the future?" Sitting back on the chair, Fang Yiyan took another mouthful of noodles before speaking slowly.After all, Big Bear is a grown man, and he eats a lot. He definitely doesn't plan to keep him. Instead of forcing him to stay, it's better to plan a way out for him and send him away quickly.
However, Big Bear's reaction was much greater than he had imagined. As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a black shadow flashing in front of his eyes, and the next second he was hugged around the waist.
"Master, don't you want me again?" Daxiong hugged Fang Yiyan's waist tightly, and buried his whole body in Fang Yiyan's chest. While talking, he raised his head and looked at Fang Yiyan with tears in his eyes.Fang Yiyan, who was so frightened by his actions that he almost threw the bowl away, met Daxiong's very clear eyes before he had time to get angry, and he suddenly felt an inexplicable guilt.Not daring to meet Big Bear's gaze, he just frowned, looked straight at the air, and tried his best to break his arms around his waist: "Master is not called casually, and I'm not your master either."
"But... you bought me from the store, the rules of our teddy bear family are like this... Whoever buys me is our master." The big bear who was pushed away looked very wronged, he said, and Once, she rushed forward and hugged Fang Yiyan's waist.Seeming to understand that even if he pushes him away again, he will hug him again, Fang Yiyan lowered the hand that was going to push him away, and simply gave up struggling, letting him hug his old waist.
"But what I bought was a teddy bear, not a human being. If you can change back and sleep with me, I'll let you stay." Fang Yiyan thought for a while, and said the most cruel and ruthless words he thought, but the words just fell , He felt that there seemed to be some ambiguity in what he said.
"But, but I can also sleep with the master like this." However, Big Bear is not an ordinary bear. He obviously understands the true meaning of Fang Yiyan's ambiguous words. As he said, his arms holding Fang Yiyan tightened again. At least, Fang Yiyan could feel that the big bear's body was really soft, and he couldn't help but put his chin on top of the big bear's head, only to find that there was still a faint fragrance coming from Daxiong's body.
After sniffing for a while like a perverted idiot uncle, Fang Yiyan felt his heart start to shake. He straightened up quickly and pushed Big Bear away from his arms, but when his hands touched his soft chest, Fang Yiyan's hands couldn't bear it. After staying for a while, he thought about the feeling of sleeping with such a big living pillow at night, and suddenly felt that he didn't lose at all by keeping the big bear...
but……
Think about the way the big bear wolfed down just now...
He will be poor.
"How did I get in here..." Little Golden Retriever murmured, looking at Fang Yiyan who was looking at him vigilantly, he bent down, reached out to dig under the quilt, and took out something that he didn't know what it was, but he could only tell that it was The ball of cloth was handed to Fang Yiyan.
Fang Yiyan frowned as he unfolded the familiar fabric, feeling that this little dress became more and more familiar... After remembering that this little dress was originally worn by Big Bear, Fang Yiyan felt the veins on his forehead begin to twitch He jumped, and it might explode in the next second. He clenched his fists, and before the little golden retriever could explain anything, he punched him hard in the face: "What did you do to my big bear?" What happened?!"
He had guessed that this person was a thief, a robber, and a rapist, but he never expected that this guy was actually a pervert who liked to damage plush toys!
Fang Yiyan's punch was extremely powerful, but the little golden retriever's reaction was also very strange. It seemed that he was at least 1.8 meters tall, and he was blown away by Fang Yiyan's punch, and even bounced after falling to the ground!
And the most surprising thing is that there was not a single scar left on his cheeks, and it was as smooth as ever under such a big blow!
Fang Yiyan was frightened by the moment he bounced up, and then looked at his left cheek, which seemed to have never been beaten. Fang Yiyan decisively tore off the sheet, and before the little golden retriever realized what had happened, he When the hood is over.
I don't know why, not only did the little golden retriever not struggle, he didn't even make a sound of resistance. Fang Yiyan dragged this huge "baggage" out of the room so smoothly, and threw it out of his door.
After clapping his hands, Fang Yiyan closed the door with relief.It's really strange, that man looks taller and stronger than him, but it feels quite light when dragged, at least not as heavy as his body should have.
Just as Fang Yiyan was still standing in the hallway in a daze, sorting out the mess in his mind, the door suddenly rang...
"Master, master! Master! Open the door!" The voice of a young man with a crying voice came from outside the door. Fang Yiyan looked at the anti-theft door that was trembling slightly due to external force, and was stunned.
This little milky voice was probably made by the golden retriever just now, but what did he call himself just now? ? ?
Fang Yiyan stared blankly at the door of his house, and finally couldn't help lying on the door, looking out from the cat's eyes.It doesn't matter if you don't look at him, he looks even worse, the strange man threw away the bed sheet, and now he is banging on the door of his house with his bare buttocks, not only that, he also looks like a little daughter-in-law who has been bullied, and keeps saying Calling himself "Master".
Fang Yiyan found out that Aunt Wang, the most gossip next door in the neighborhood, ran to the little golden retriever at some point, and her eyes shone strangely, and she looked at his chubby little butt with relish.The corner of Fang Yiyan's mouth twitched as she watched her move her gaze from the little golden hair's bare buttocks to her waist, and then back to her buttocks. When he found that she took out her mobile phone and seemed to want to call someone to watch the show, he finally couldn't bear it, and suddenly Pulling the door, he reached out to fish the naked guy and the bed sheet into the room, and closed the door again with a "bang".
"Who the hell are you?" Fang Yiyan crossed his arms and looked at the strange man who hadn't recovered and sat on the ground with bare buttocks. The man scratched his head, raised his head in a daze, and looked at Fang Yiyan: "I am big bear."
Fang Yiyan rolled his unrefined eyes when he heard the words: "Nobita? I still have Doraemon. Be honest! Don't think that I will laugh for you when you tell a joke."
"I'm such a big bear," the little golden retriever looked aggrieved, "Didn't you also say that you wanted to buy Shizuka to accompany me?"
Buy a Shizuka?Oh, it turned out to be the big bear he bought home yesterday.It turned out to be Jiang, it was my own, my own... What a shit!Didn't he bring home an ordinary teddy bear yesterday? !What is this little golden retriever? !Why don't you say that you are the little golden retriever that I fed yesterday to become a sperm to promise you with your body? !
Fang Yiyan's eyes widened angrily: "Don't tell me you are that f*cking teddy bear!"
However, the other party didn't seem to see his anger, as if he didn't stimulate him enough, after he finished speaking, he nodded solemnly.
Fang Yiyan: "..."
Is this little golden retriever crazy, or is he crazy and hallucinating?
Looking at the "big bear" who belatedly picked up the sheet to cover his exposed body, Fang Yiyan felt that he was not well.
It's been a day, and Fang Yiyan sighed quietly when he saw the guy in his old clothes, who was wearing the old clothes that he didn't want to throw away, looking around in his home.For a whole day, he finally believed that the teddy bear he bought had turned into a human being, and digested it.
He was so stimulated yesterday that he couldn't hold back and called his wife to tell him about it, and then he was not surprised to hear the old lady on the other end of the phone ask him in a very gentle tone if he had a psychosis , Do you need her to send him to Qingshan Mental Hospital for a few days to calm down.
It really is real.
Sighing, Fang Yiyan subconsciously set his eyes on Big Bear. Looking at this guy who is at least 1.8 meters tall, he suddenly thought of a question. Although this guy is a teddy bear, he is still a big brother anyway." A mortal body", with his size... How much food does he have to eat a day? !
Or just send him out...
but--
Looking at the big bear like this, hehe, he told others that this is actually a teddy bear, would anyone believe it?I'm afraid I'm going to be tied up in a mental hospital.
Just when Fang Yiyan was a little worried about how to settle the bear, the doorbell rang suddenly, and he opened the door with a bewildered face, and then saw a person he knew very well—Fang Tong's courier brother.
After receiving a weird package from the courier, Fang Yiyan was about to open it to see what was inside, when he found that the big bear, who was looking around and fumbling around, extended his "nonsense left hand" to all kinds of kitchen utensils.Seeing that the chef's knife that he had put on the cooking table last time was being touched by the big bear and it was about to fall off and plunge into the big bear's body at any time, Fang Yiyan hurriedly threw the package in his hand on the coffee table and walked into the kitchen quickly.
Pushing the chef's knife inward, after making sure that it would not fall again, Fang Yiyan reached out and grabbed Big Bear by the ear, and "lifted" him out of the kitchen.
"If you get closer to the kitchen, I'll make you into a roasted whole bear." Fang Yiyan looked at the big bear who was rubbing his ears with a face that didn't know what happened, and warned him very seriously. The big bear's face changed slightly, as if he was frightened Looking at his slightly pale complexion, Fang Yiyan ignored the slight unbearable feeling in his heart, and expressed that he was very satisfied with the ending.
It's just that he hasn't maintained his satisfaction for a minute, and Big Bear's next sentence gave him an urge to try whether he can tear the teddy bear apart.
Big Bear: "But... roasted cotton is not tasty..."
Fang Yiyan: "..."
I roast your sister's cotton!I bake you! ! !Grilled bear's paw, braised bear's heart, fried bear's nose!
As if seeing through Fang Yiyan's inner snarl, Daxiong stared at his eyes solemnly and said word by word: "But, apart from this layer of skin on my face, my body is full of cotton."
Fang Yiyan: "..."
Well, you fucking win.
"Since your body is a teddy bear, you shouldn't need to eat, right?" Fang Yiyan looked at the big bear obediently sitting on the sofa, and raised his eyebrows.If he doesn't have to make himself pay for food, it's not a big problem to keep him. After all, although he has become a human, he still feels like a toy, and maybe he can be used as a giant pillow at night.
However, all the beautiful thoughts were shattered by the "grunt" sound from the big bear's stomach.Looking at the big bear who was so hungry that his stomach was screaming, Fang Yiyan couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, didn't he say that his stomach was full of cotton?Since there are no internal organs, why does your stomach growl? !Is your cotton advanced enough to evolve cotton internal organs? !
However, before Fang Yiyan could finish complaining in his heart, his own stomach began to growl.He pursed his lips, looked at the big bear sitting on the sofa looking at him pitifully, reached out and grabbed his wrist and tugged: "If you want to eat, come and help."
Big Bear stood up obediently, and Fang Yiyan glanced at him, only to realize that he was at least half a head taller than him.
MMP, just such a small teddy bear, why grow so tall after becoming a human? !
Although Fang Yiyan supported himself by cooking, he sometimes wanted to be lazy, so the meal they ate today was the most classic - Braised Beef Noodles.
Kangshi's father's brand.
Lowering his head and sucking on the instant noodles, Fang Yiyan secretly glanced at the person sitting across from him from time to time. The guy who claimed to be a big bear might be really hungry. At the moment, he was devouring the instant noodles in the bowl with a very indecent look. .
When he drank all the noodle soup in one go, Fang Yiyan couldn't help but look at his stomach, remembering what he said before, his stomach was full of cotton, Fang Yiyan finally couldn't hold back his curiosity, Walking up to him, she reached out and touched his belly.
Big Bear's belly is really soft to the touch. It really doesn't feel as strong as a human with abdominal muscles. Instead, it looks like a super fat man. Fang Yiyan pressed down tentatively, and then felt that his entire palm was almost It's all in his stomach.
Fang Yiyan raised his head and looked at Daxiong with a confused face for a while. Daxiong's gaze was so innocent that he had the illusion that he was molesting a child.He retracted his hand in embarrassment and looked away.
"Where are you going in the future?" Sitting back on the chair, Fang Yiyan took another mouthful of noodles before speaking slowly.After all, Big Bear is a grown man, and he eats a lot. He definitely doesn't plan to keep him. Instead of forcing him to stay, it's better to plan a way out for him and send him away quickly.
However, Big Bear's reaction was much greater than he had imagined. As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a black shadow flashing in front of his eyes, and the next second he was hugged around the waist.
"Master, don't you want me again?" Daxiong hugged Fang Yiyan's waist tightly, and buried his whole body in Fang Yiyan's chest. While talking, he raised his head and looked at Fang Yiyan with tears in his eyes.Fang Yiyan, who was so frightened by his actions that he almost threw the bowl away, met Daxiong's very clear eyes before he had time to get angry, and he suddenly felt an inexplicable guilt.Not daring to meet Big Bear's gaze, he just frowned, looked straight at the air, and tried his best to break his arms around his waist: "Master is not called casually, and I'm not your master either."
"But... you bought me from the store, the rules of our teddy bear family are like this... Whoever buys me is our master." The big bear who was pushed away looked very wronged, he said, and Once, she rushed forward and hugged Fang Yiyan's waist.Seeming to understand that even if he pushes him away again, he will hug him again, Fang Yiyan lowered the hand that was going to push him away, and simply gave up struggling, letting him hug his old waist.
"But what I bought was a teddy bear, not a human being. If you can change back and sleep with me, I'll let you stay." Fang Yiyan thought for a while, and said the most cruel and ruthless words he thought, but the words just fell , He felt that there seemed to be some ambiguity in what he said.
"But, but I can also sleep with the master like this." However, Big Bear is not an ordinary bear. He obviously understands the true meaning of Fang Yiyan's ambiguous words. As he said, his arms holding Fang Yiyan tightened again. At least, Fang Yiyan could feel that the big bear's body was really soft, and he couldn't help but put his chin on top of the big bear's head, only to find that there was still a faint fragrance coming from Daxiong's body.
After sniffing for a while like a perverted idiot uncle, Fang Yiyan felt his heart start to shake. He straightened up quickly and pushed Big Bear away from his arms, but when his hands touched his soft chest, Fang Yiyan's hands couldn't bear it. After staying for a while, he thought about the feeling of sleeping with such a big living pillow at night, and suddenly felt that he didn't lose at all by keeping the big bear...
but……
Think about the way the big bear wolfed down just now...
He will be poor.
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