Boss, your dragon!
Chapter 22
Zhu Yun: "...do you aliens choose names so casually?"
Bai: "After all, being a parent doesn't require a research certificate."
Zhu Yun thought of Ah Bing who left his son and ran away like this, and sweated a little. It turns out that alien parents are also quite unreliable.
But if it were him and Bai... Zhu Yun looked at Bai's firm belly, lost in his head, and unconsciously showed a fatherly smile.After a while, he suddenly remembered: "By the way, doesn't 'Pikachu' have a mother?"
Bai paused: "I don't know. He may have been parthenogenetic by Ah Bing. Look at his IQ."
Zhu Yun: "..."
The speed of eating in vain was as fast as ever, and the bowl of mush quickly bottomed out.Zhu Yun habitually handed over his bowl: "Aren't you full?"
Bai rolled his eyes and smiled, and said softly, "I'm full."
Zhu Yun had a look of disbelief, Bai's eyes were clearly glued to the pot, how could he have had enough.But Bai pushed the stainless steel bowl back to him, and put the saved chicken legs in front of him, looking courteous.
Zhu Yun was a little funny, shaking the bowl to tease him: "Really don't want to eat?"
Bai Gudong swallowed his saliva, quickly leaned over, licked the soup from his lips with the tip of his tongue, and smiled slyly: "I'm really full this time."
The bonfire was flickering, and the night wind swayed slightly.Sitting with a white backlight, Zhu Yun could still see his appearance clearly, his blue eyes were shining brightly, and his eyes looked like a galaxy in full bloom.His heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly felt that this scene was somewhat familiar.
Zhu Yun: "Then why are you called Bai?" It's obviously a little black dragon, so it should be called Xiao Hei.
Bai squinted his eyes and said casually, "Maybe it's because my eggshells are so white."
Zhu Yun: =口=, this shit is okay?
Bai patiently squatted beside him to watch him eat, Zhu Yun took two mouthfuls slowly, put down the bowl, and pretended to sigh: "I can't eat any more, why don't you throw it away?"
Bai Bai's eyes lit up: "I will help you."
Zhu Yun chuckled, rubbed his head, and stuffed him with the remaining meat and mush in the bowl.Bai finished eating in two or three bites, and then threw the bone to the eager Pikachu.
He patted his pants and stood up, picked up the little lizard that was happily gnawing on the bones, and nodded to Zhu Yun: "Sit down for a while."
Zhu Yun looked at Bai's straight back, still thinking about what happened just now.It seemed that there was some precious memory fragment flashing away, but he failed to catch it.
Bai Bai grabbed the little lizard by the collar, walked to the director and had a chat, and they turned around and hurried to the back of the camp.After a while, the lights of the entire camp were turned on again.
The current did not stop, all the way to the signal station not far away.Someone exclaimed in surprise: "There is a network!"
Zhu Yun also took out his mobile phone, and there were more than 20 missed calls on the screen in an instant, all from Xu Lan.Immediately afterwards, text messages flooded in one after another, almost freezing the phone.
"The rescue team is still in the town, don't go in alone!"
"Reply quickly!"
"Is there a signal? Where are you?"
……
"Wuwu Zhu Xiaoyun, if something happens to you, how can I explain to my uncle and aunt! Reply, reply, reply..."
Xu Lan was so full of resentment that she could feel a black air blowing towards her face through the screen.It was already early in the morning, Zhu Yun hesitated, and still sent her a WeChat message: "It's all right. It's four o'clock now, and I'm in the camp, and the signal has just been restored."
In less than three seconds, his phone rang.Zhu Yun connected: "Hello..."
Xu Lan completely disregarded his image, and roared: "I told you not to go! If you listen to me more, will you die? Brat, you come back and I will kill you!"
Zhu Yun was scolded, but his heart was warm.He touched his nose and smiled: "Haven't you slept yet?"
Xu Lan scolded her head and face: "Sleep? Can you sleep? I think you're itchy, kid! Get out of here quickly..."
Zhu Yun frowned, showing a rare soft expression: "Thank you, Sister Lan."
He begged for mercy in a low voice, hung up the phone, and turned around to see Bai Zheng standing not far away looking at him.The handsome young man put his hands in his pockets, half leaning against the moss-covered wooden wall.Around, everyone was crying or laughing at their mobile phones, even Lin Yuan, who was isolated, was wailing: "Mom—I almost won't see you, woo woo woo." He was the only one who was quiet. Looking over, he smiled and stretched out his hand to beckon.
Zhu Yun couldn't help thinking, besides me, who else cares about him?
He shook his head and walked to Bai's side, only to see 'Pikachu' being pressed against the motor in the computer room, with grievances written all over his face, and electric arcs crackling all over his body.
Zhu Yun was stunned: "Shut up, that's okay too? How...how did you explain it to the director?"
Bai raised his chin towards the corner: "Before he had time, he was stunned."
No matter what, it was hard to get in touch with the outside world, and the rescue team arrived soon.Among the trapped crowd were several traffic idols. In the middle of the night, Weibo's hot searches almost exploded, and there was a whole row of red candles on the front page.
Zuo Junan was very unhappy, and muttered: "Damn, lighting so many candles. I'm not dead yet!" The next second, he sent a Weibo, "Thank you, I'm still alive. Also, we are together @Turbulence_An Ruo." The accompanying picture is a pair of dirty hands clasped.
The crew planned to stay overnight before leaving, but Zhu Yun had a meeting the next afternoon, so he bid farewell to everyone in a hurry.
However, his million-dollar car was blown away by the tail of the brat, and the water tank was frozen and cracked by the brat's father, so he couldn't drive it in a short time.The few people had no choice but to squat in the back pockets of a small car, and wandered into the town.At dawn, they didn't rest at all, just ate some raw fried soy milk in the open air, and took the morning bus back to the city non-stop.
The three of them lived and slept in the open, disheveled, but their backgrounds were not bad, they looked like a nest of decadent wandering artists.The small place still doesn't accept credit cards, and the money left by Zhu Yun after searching all over his body is only enough for three tickets.He came back holding the ticket, only to see Bai holding Pikachu squatting in front of the canteen, swallowing hard at the Gululu tea eggs.
Zhu Yun couldn't bear to look directly: "One yuan and five ones, how about I change it with a belt?"
Bai stopped him: "No, no need. I'll just take a look." After a long while, he quietly said, "Anyway, I'm used to it..."
Zhu Yun: "..." Would it be so miserable!
Fortunately, there were enthusiastic people. A kind lady passed by, full of sympathy, and bought a sausage for Pikachu.While taking out the money, she reminded Pikachu: "Hey, the young people nowadays are only interested in dressing well. Baby, listen to your aunt, you should save a little at ordinary times, otherwise you will be like those uncles who don't even have meals. I can't afford it."
The poor uncle who couldn't afford two meals squatted aside silently. The only thing Zhu Yun could do was to cover his face with his hands.
Let’s say, when life slaps you, it may not be a candy, but it may also be a KO punch.Zhu Yun has never been so poor since he was born, and his face was dark all the way.In the end, he finally made it to City S, but was caught by the police uncle at the station... as a blind person.
It was unlucky to drink cold water and stuff your teeth. When the old policeman saw the three of them, he whistled "beep beep".The two young men brought a malnourished teenager with them. They looked suspiciously like child abductors. To make matters worse, Pikachu didn't even have an ID.
Zhu Yun lowered his head and took out everything from his pocket: "My real name is Zhu Yun. Look, this is my ID card. This is my black card..."
The old policeman smiled kindly, turned his head and shouted: "Hey, Xiao Li! Come to take pictures to collect evidence, they are all stolen goods."
Zhu Yun: "..."
Next was Bai. After sitting down, he took out the crumpled endangered animal certificate...
The old policeman took a sip of strong tea and carefully wrote down: "The suspect claimed to be surnamed Zhu, and he was suspected of stealing credit cards, abducting and selling etc. The victim, um, a young comrade with a mental disorder, and a child with mental retardation."
At seven o'clock in the morning, several people were detained in the station patrol station, the cold wind was bleak, and it was extremely bleak.Zhu Yun finally resigned to his fate and called Xu Lan with shaking hands.
Next, they watched helplessly as the police comrades finished eating the spicy tofu nao, crispy fried dough sticks, and warm meat buns. At [-]:[-], the rescuers finally arrived belatedly.
It wasn't Xu Lan who came, but Qian You.
Unlike Xu Lan's curved crescent eyes, Qian You's brows and eyes are slightly raised obliquely upwards. The single phoenix eyes are exquisite and beautiful, but they are as cold as ice, and they always show their sharpness when looking at people.She was wearing a tailored black suit and stepped into the gate with high heels. She was so imposing that the police almost stood up and saluted her.
Qian You politely apologized to the police, and after registration, he proved his identity for Zhu Yun.
"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding." The young police officer followed her, rubbing his hands and smiling.If it weren't for the rules and regulations, he even wanted to add a WeChat.
Qian You put away the file: "Thank you, then can I take my boss away?"
The policeman looked at the disheveled "boss" in the corner, and hesitated, "Are you sure it's him? Look carefully, don't be fooled."
Boss Zhu, who has been a homeless person, a human trafficker, a blind person, and a liar all day, was very tired and waved his hands weakly.
Qian You smiled sweetly: "Thank you for your concern, I'm sure."
Zhu Yun and Xu Lan can still put on airs as bosses, but they dare not make mistakes when they meet Qian You.The three of them knew they were wrong, so they followed her out of the patrol station in despair, and were taken all the way to the door of the toilet, where they lined up neatly like ducklings.
Qian You took out two sets of men's casual suits from Givenchy's medium-sized handbag and handed them to Zhu Yun, then turned to Pikachu, raised his eyebrows coldly: "Come with me."
Pikachu was frightened by her and trembled, his ears drooped, and he turned his head three times and walked away, like a student who was caught in the Political and Education Office.
A quarter of an hour later, the few people took on a completely new look, turning from blind people into social elites who look like dogs.Pikachu came out of the children's clothing store, lowered his head to study Mickey Mouse with a big chest, touched it again and again, and liked it very much.
Qian You opened the car door for them, and said coldly: "Boss, please." The unfriendly tone sounded like "Boss, get out".
Zhu Yunma rolled in, then Bai, then Pikachu, and the three huddled together in the back seat.Qian You went around to the other side, reversed the car and got out of the garage neatly, without saying a word of nonsense: "Where are you going?"
Zhu Yun subconsciously said: "Central Park."
The author has something to say:
Speaking of Central Park——
Zhu Yun: ...
Bai: I tm only went out for a weekend, and my house was stolen?
Thank you Wenzai for the nutrient solution~ refill
Little angels who didn't draw don't get discouraged!There will be da ovo later
Bai: "After all, being a parent doesn't require a research certificate."
Zhu Yun thought of Ah Bing who left his son and ran away like this, and sweated a little. It turns out that alien parents are also quite unreliable.
But if it were him and Bai... Zhu Yun looked at Bai's firm belly, lost in his head, and unconsciously showed a fatherly smile.After a while, he suddenly remembered: "By the way, doesn't 'Pikachu' have a mother?"
Bai paused: "I don't know. He may have been parthenogenetic by Ah Bing. Look at his IQ."
Zhu Yun: "..."
The speed of eating in vain was as fast as ever, and the bowl of mush quickly bottomed out.Zhu Yun habitually handed over his bowl: "Aren't you full?"
Bai rolled his eyes and smiled, and said softly, "I'm full."
Zhu Yun had a look of disbelief, Bai's eyes were clearly glued to the pot, how could he have had enough.But Bai pushed the stainless steel bowl back to him, and put the saved chicken legs in front of him, looking courteous.
Zhu Yun was a little funny, shaking the bowl to tease him: "Really don't want to eat?"
Bai Gudong swallowed his saliva, quickly leaned over, licked the soup from his lips with the tip of his tongue, and smiled slyly: "I'm really full this time."
The bonfire was flickering, and the night wind swayed slightly.Sitting with a white backlight, Zhu Yun could still see his appearance clearly, his blue eyes were shining brightly, and his eyes looked like a galaxy in full bloom.His heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly felt that this scene was somewhat familiar.
Zhu Yun: "Then why are you called Bai?" It's obviously a little black dragon, so it should be called Xiao Hei.
Bai squinted his eyes and said casually, "Maybe it's because my eggshells are so white."
Zhu Yun: =口=, this shit is okay?
Bai patiently squatted beside him to watch him eat, Zhu Yun took two mouthfuls slowly, put down the bowl, and pretended to sigh: "I can't eat any more, why don't you throw it away?"
Bai Bai's eyes lit up: "I will help you."
Zhu Yun chuckled, rubbed his head, and stuffed him with the remaining meat and mush in the bowl.Bai finished eating in two or three bites, and then threw the bone to the eager Pikachu.
He patted his pants and stood up, picked up the little lizard that was happily gnawing on the bones, and nodded to Zhu Yun: "Sit down for a while."
Zhu Yun looked at Bai's straight back, still thinking about what happened just now.It seemed that there was some precious memory fragment flashing away, but he failed to catch it.
Bai Bai grabbed the little lizard by the collar, walked to the director and had a chat, and they turned around and hurried to the back of the camp.After a while, the lights of the entire camp were turned on again.
The current did not stop, all the way to the signal station not far away.Someone exclaimed in surprise: "There is a network!"
Zhu Yun also took out his mobile phone, and there were more than 20 missed calls on the screen in an instant, all from Xu Lan.Immediately afterwards, text messages flooded in one after another, almost freezing the phone.
"The rescue team is still in the town, don't go in alone!"
"Reply quickly!"
"Is there a signal? Where are you?"
……
"Wuwu Zhu Xiaoyun, if something happens to you, how can I explain to my uncle and aunt! Reply, reply, reply..."
Xu Lan was so full of resentment that she could feel a black air blowing towards her face through the screen.It was already early in the morning, Zhu Yun hesitated, and still sent her a WeChat message: "It's all right. It's four o'clock now, and I'm in the camp, and the signal has just been restored."
In less than three seconds, his phone rang.Zhu Yun connected: "Hello..."
Xu Lan completely disregarded his image, and roared: "I told you not to go! If you listen to me more, will you die? Brat, you come back and I will kill you!"
Zhu Yun was scolded, but his heart was warm.He touched his nose and smiled: "Haven't you slept yet?"
Xu Lan scolded her head and face: "Sleep? Can you sleep? I think you're itchy, kid! Get out of here quickly..."
Zhu Yun frowned, showing a rare soft expression: "Thank you, Sister Lan."
He begged for mercy in a low voice, hung up the phone, and turned around to see Bai Zheng standing not far away looking at him.The handsome young man put his hands in his pockets, half leaning against the moss-covered wooden wall.Around, everyone was crying or laughing at their mobile phones, even Lin Yuan, who was isolated, was wailing: "Mom—I almost won't see you, woo woo woo." He was the only one who was quiet. Looking over, he smiled and stretched out his hand to beckon.
Zhu Yun couldn't help thinking, besides me, who else cares about him?
He shook his head and walked to Bai's side, only to see 'Pikachu' being pressed against the motor in the computer room, with grievances written all over his face, and electric arcs crackling all over his body.
Zhu Yun was stunned: "Shut up, that's okay too? How...how did you explain it to the director?"
Bai raised his chin towards the corner: "Before he had time, he was stunned."
No matter what, it was hard to get in touch with the outside world, and the rescue team arrived soon.Among the trapped crowd were several traffic idols. In the middle of the night, Weibo's hot searches almost exploded, and there was a whole row of red candles on the front page.
Zuo Junan was very unhappy, and muttered: "Damn, lighting so many candles. I'm not dead yet!" The next second, he sent a Weibo, "Thank you, I'm still alive. Also, we are together @Turbulence_An Ruo." The accompanying picture is a pair of dirty hands clasped.
The crew planned to stay overnight before leaving, but Zhu Yun had a meeting the next afternoon, so he bid farewell to everyone in a hurry.
However, his million-dollar car was blown away by the tail of the brat, and the water tank was frozen and cracked by the brat's father, so he couldn't drive it in a short time.The few people had no choice but to squat in the back pockets of a small car, and wandered into the town.At dawn, they didn't rest at all, just ate some raw fried soy milk in the open air, and took the morning bus back to the city non-stop.
The three of them lived and slept in the open, disheveled, but their backgrounds were not bad, they looked like a nest of decadent wandering artists.The small place still doesn't accept credit cards, and the money left by Zhu Yun after searching all over his body is only enough for three tickets.He came back holding the ticket, only to see Bai holding Pikachu squatting in front of the canteen, swallowing hard at the Gululu tea eggs.
Zhu Yun couldn't bear to look directly: "One yuan and five ones, how about I change it with a belt?"
Bai stopped him: "No, no need. I'll just take a look." After a long while, he quietly said, "Anyway, I'm used to it..."
Zhu Yun: "..." Would it be so miserable!
Fortunately, there were enthusiastic people. A kind lady passed by, full of sympathy, and bought a sausage for Pikachu.While taking out the money, she reminded Pikachu: "Hey, the young people nowadays are only interested in dressing well. Baby, listen to your aunt, you should save a little at ordinary times, otherwise you will be like those uncles who don't even have meals. I can't afford it."
The poor uncle who couldn't afford two meals squatted aside silently. The only thing Zhu Yun could do was to cover his face with his hands.
Let’s say, when life slaps you, it may not be a candy, but it may also be a KO punch.Zhu Yun has never been so poor since he was born, and his face was dark all the way.In the end, he finally made it to City S, but was caught by the police uncle at the station... as a blind person.
It was unlucky to drink cold water and stuff your teeth. When the old policeman saw the three of them, he whistled "beep beep".The two young men brought a malnourished teenager with them. They looked suspiciously like child abductors. To make matters worse, Pikachu didn't even have an ID.
Zhu Yun lowered his head and took out everything from his pocket: "My real name is Zhu Yun. Look, this is my ID card. This is my black card..."
The old policeman smiled kindly, turned his head and shouted: "Hey, Xiao Li! Come to take pictures to collect evidence, they are all stolen goods."
Zhu Yun: "..."
Next was Bai. After sitting down, he took out the crumpled endangered animal certificate...
The old policeman took a sip of strong tea and carefully wrote down: "The suspect claimed to be surnamed Zhu, and he was suspected of stealing credit cards, abducting and selling etc. The victim, um, a young comrade with a mental disorder, and a child with mental retardation."
At seven o'clock in the morning, several people were detained in the station patrol station, the cold wind was bleak, and it was extremely bleak.Zhu Yun finally resigned to his fate and called Xu Lan with shaking hands.
Next, they watched helplessly as the police comrades finished eating the spicy tofu nao, crispy fried dough sticks, and warm meat buns. At [-]:[-], the rescuers finally arrived belatedly.
It wasn't Xu Lan who came, but Qian You.
Unlike Xu Lan's curved crescent eyes, Qian You's brows and eyes are slightly raised obliquely upwards. The single phoenix eyes are exquisite and beautiful, but they are as cold as ice, and they always show their sharpness when looking at people.She was wearing a tailored black suit and stepped into the gate with high heels. She was so imposing that the police almost stood up and saluted her.
Qian You politely apologized to the police, and after registration, he proved his identity for Zhu Yun.
"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding." The young police officer followed her, rubbing his hands and smiling.If it weren't for the rules and regulations, he even wanted to add a WeChat.
Qian You put away the file: "Thank you, then can I take my boss away?"
The policeman looked at the disheveled "boss" in the corner, and hesitated, "Are you sure it's him? Look carefully, don't be fooled."
Boss Zhu, who has been a homeless person, a human trafficker, a blind person, and a liar all day, was very tired and waved his hands weakly.
Qian You smiled sweetly: "Thank you for your concern, I'm sure."
Zhu Yun and Xu Lan can still put on airs as bosses, but they dare not make mistakes when they meet Qian You.The three of them knew they were wrong, so they followed her out of the patrol station in despair, and were taken all the way to the door of the toilet, where they lined up neatly like ducklings.
Qian You took out two sets of men's casual suits from Givenchy's medium-sized handbag and handed them to Zhu Yun, then turned to Pikachu, raised his eyebrows coldly: "Come with me."
Pikachu was frightened by her and trembled, his ears drooped, and he turned his head three times and walked away, like a student who was caught in the Political and Education Office.
A quarter of an hour later, the few people took on a completely new look, turning from blind people into social elites who look like dogs.Pikachu came out of the children's clothing store, lowered his head to study Mickey Mouse with a big chest, touched it again and again, and liked it very much.
Qian You opened the car door for them, and said coldly: "Boss, please." The unfriendly tone sounded like "Boss, get out".
Zhu Yunma rolled in, then Bai, then Pikachu, and the three huddled together in the back seat.Qian You went around to the other side, reversed the car and got out of the garage neatly, without saying a word of nonsense: "Where are you going?"
Zhu Yun subconsciously said: "Central Park."
The author has something to say:
Speaking of Central Park——
Zhu Yun: ...
Bai: I tm only went out for a weekend, and my house was stolen?
Thank you Wenzai for the nutrient solution~ refill
Little angels who didn't draw don't get discouraged!There will be da ovo later
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