Boss, your dragon!

Zhu Yun wishes the big boss, the helm of East China No. 20 Construction Group, the diamond king of the real estate industry, handsome and rich, and has been going smoothly for more than [-] years, until this morning——

He wakes up sleepily only to find a tail under the covers.

……Tail?

Zhu Yun touched it twice again, it was slippery and smooth, with fine scales... God!

Boss Zhu, who was still hungover and dizzy, fell straight from the bed under excitement.

When you come back to your senses——

The toilet door was locked.Zhu Yun sat on the toilet seat with a cigarette in his mouth, shaking his legs nervously.The circles on the screen circled and circled, showing that the picture had been sent.

(Emperor Calm [The other party is typing...])

5 minutes passed.

Zhu Yun was irritable: "Have you finished reading it, you!"

Emperor Ding Ding considered again and again: "...Your picture, isn't it P's?"

"I'm sick of the p-picture in the early morning! It's not Xu Tan's idiot."

Zhu Yun shook his paws and said again: "Old Xu, I'm serious. You are a doctor, and your biology is better than mine. What the hell is this?"

Emperor Ting Ding: "Let's use the method of elimination. First of all, a person with a snake's tail cannot be a human being."

Zhu Yun deeply felt that his IQ had been insulted, so he bit a cigarette popping into pieces.

"Secondly, it won't be a snake when it grows into a human form..."

Zhu Yun was furious: "Is it over? I only came to ask you when I was a good brother, and I refused to say forget it! It's amazing to get a doctorate!"

I'm sorry, Comrade Zhu, it's not that calm God will not help you, I am afraid that even the most brilliant biologists on earth cannot explain the creatures in the photos.

It was a sexy male model with a bare back, delicate skin, firm muscles, and a thin waist, which could be published in a magazine.The only discord... probably a section of tail growing out of the caudal vertebra.The tail was thick and long, covered with pure black scales, shining with a cold metallic light.

Emperor Ding Ding: "Okay, where did you get this thing?"

Zhu Yun took a deep breath: "I'm on the bed."

"..."

He wiped his face with his hands, and his face was full of pain: "I really didn't lie to you, Lao Xu. He is still sleeping, and I hid in the toilet."

"at your home?"

"No," Zhu Yun turned his neck, squinted his eyes and took the mouthwash cup: "Xizhilang Hotels and Resorts Group..."

"...419?"

"Get lost, is I such a casual person?" After Zhu Yun finished cursing, he said awkwardly, "It's just that I drank some tea last night..."

The calm emperor said disdainfully: "(/Han Xiao) Can you still drink fragments at the charity dinner?"

Zhu Yun became angry from embarrassment: "Forget it if you don't believe me! Let's break up friendship! Break up friendship, do you understand?"

Is it reasonable to force people to look at your post-event photos of your spring night early in the morning?

Emperor Dan Ding, whose real name is Xu Wenchang, is a professional surgeon. He just had an overnight shift. During this period, he was woken up countless times. He was physically and mentally exhausted, and he was dissatisfied with his desire because of the nude photos of snake demon (?) male models. His mentality was exploding. edge.

Hearing this, he calmly burned into anger, and opened the group chat with a sneer.

[Group Chat - Pure Love] 6:40

Calm Ding Emperor: @发发攻几老余, wake up.Let me explain, what should I do after 419?

Dazzling piano sound: Dr. Xu, don't you work night shifts? ? ?When did you have another shot!Nurse or doctor?Fuck patient?

Emperor Ding Ding: Ding Ding, it's Ah Yun.

How much to attack (bubbling): Yun Zai?One night stand? !Depend on

A row of news was swiped at the bottom, and divers from all walks of life were bubbling, crazy @流火tyrannosaurus rex.

"Shocked! Is Yun Zai enlightened?"

"Welcome to break the magician's curse and come to the world of adults."

Fire-breathing Tyrannosaurus Rex: I want to call Xu Wenchang, you pig!Who allowed you to tell others!Still not friends anymore!

Emperor Ting Ding: Are we still friends?

Emperor Dan Ding: Oh yes, his partner seems to be an alien, or a monster.You can ask him for details.

Emperor Dan Ding finished breaking the news lightly, and Guan Mai hid his achievements and fame deeply.The group was quiet for a second, and then the topic of "Yun Zai's enlightenment" was instantly changed to "I wish Dong Niubi", and two pages were swiped in a blink of an eye.

Zhu Yun blocked it angrily, crushed the second explosive bead manically, and the veins on his forehead twitched wildly.

Just then, the phone rang.Caller ID: Yu Yingshou.

Zhu Yun cut it off, and the other party dialed again. He suppressed his anger and answered, "Hello."

"Yunzai?" A very magnetic male voice came from the opposite side, which could almost make people's bones crumble, "one-night stand, huh?"

Unfortunately, Zhu Yun has been listening to this subwoofer for almost 20 years and has long been immune to it.He rolled his eyes: "What are you doing! I'm still in a hurry to run away."

"Fa Fa Gong Ji" paused, and asked, "Where are you?"

"hotel."

"Send me the address and I'll pick you up."

"That's interesting, buddy." Zhu Yun's eyes lit up, and he scratched his head irritably: "But I don't dare to go out of the toilet now, for fear of waking him up." He lowered his voice, "Old Yu, I really slept with a monster!"

"...Yunzai, are you sleepy?"

"I lied to the sky to strike lightning. The tail must be more than a meter long, jet-black, frighteningly scary, wait for me to show you the picture. Please give me some advice, brother, human life is at stake, I have to Get away now."

"Well, I believe you. That man... the monster is still asleep?"

Zhu Yunqing pushed open the door and poked her head out: "Yes."

"Listen to me." Yu Yingshou thought for a while, "Are you wearing any clothes?"

Zhu Yun retreated into the door: "...Only wearing a shirt."

"Go and find the pants."

Tiptoely stepping on the soft plush carpet, he fumbled for his suit pants tremblingly, feeling relieved.

Suddenly, the humanoid creature on the bed turned over, revealing its perfect six-pack abs.

Zhu Yun was so frightened that his entire body stiffened in an instant, and he hugged his head on the ground for three seconds. He didn't dare to continue crawling until he heard the sound of even breathing.

Carefully groping back to the bathroom, Zhu Yun fastened the belt in slow motion, breathed a sigh of relief, and stroked his hair in front of the mirror.The young man reflected in the mirror was pale, his eyelids a little swollen, and his thin lips were tightly pursed looking mean, but he did not have an arrogance and aristocratic air.

Speaking of which, he inherited his good looks from his mother, with a pair of sleepy phoenix eyes faintly glowing, and although his lips are thin, they are round in shape, with "a sprig of glamorous dew and condensed fragrance" on the end.

This appearance is very aggressive. When others see him, they will first notice his long and narrow eyes that seem to be smiling, and then move their eyes to the thin lips with clear outlines. They will never forget it—provided that he does not speak.

Gao Ling's flower "Zhu Yingjun" reveals his secrets as soon as he speaks.His dog temper is exactly the same as that of his old man, as if he had eaten explosives.

However, for the first time in his life, he had sex after drinking alcohol, but he encountered strange powers and chaos. Comrade Zhu, who was fearless and fearless all over the world, was finally persuaded, and sneaked at the hotel door: "Now? Just slip away." go out?"

There was a noisy voice on the other end of the phone, apparently already in the car.Young Master Yu turned the steering wheel with one hand, and buckled the earphones: "Go back and find your coat."

"The fire is burning to the eyebrows, and you still need to coat dry hair?" Zhu Yun gritted his teeth, "I would rather cut up my own dicks than go back."

"Tsk, then you can dice it." Yu Yingshou smiled, "You don't put your business card in your coat, huh? The title of 'President of Zhu's Group' is so shiny and golden, Yun Zai, you just need to stick a label on your forehead 'I slept with Lao Tzu'."

Zhu Yun hesitated: "I'll go..."

The corridor symbolizing freedom and light was just a step away, Zhu Yun closed the door in grief and indignation, and walked back into the dark room in desperation.

The bedding on the big bed was messy, and there was a sexy naked|naked man lying on his stomach in the middle, with a slender figure and well-proportioned muscles, and his dress coat was being rolled up in the arms of the man, wrinkled beyond recognition.

The supernatural black tail hanging by his side was so threatening, Zhu Yun spun around in place, and finally knelt on one knee on the edge of the bed in slow motion, stretched his fingers, trying to take away the business card in the inner pocket.

It's a pity that Master Zhu's talent for thieves is obviously not full. As soon as two slender fingers touched the piece of paper, a strong hand firmly grasped his wrist.

Bite the bullet and looked up, he saw a pair of deep blue eyes.

The two looked at each other almost nose-to-nose, Zhu Yun's breathing was stagnant, and his first reaction was... so handsome!

The other party has the appearance of a mixed race, with deep eyebrows, a high nose bridge, and a pair of blue eyes, like the mysterious deep sea when diving, almost attracting people to sink unconsciously.

Even though Boss Zhu, who was used to seeing all kinds of beauties in Vanity Fair, couldn't help but feel his heart swaying, and his heartbeat missed a beat.

This face has no dead spots at all, and the pale mobile phone light shines on the face from the bottom up, and it is still shockingly handsome.Zhu Yun's scalp was tingling, and he was really shocked—he looked like he was taking a hard photo after taking the yellow light, is there any reason for it!

His mind was completely frozen. Apart from being handsome, he could only think of two words - not bad.

After waking up, Zhu Yun secretly raised his tail to look at it. The other side was a little red and swollen, and his lower body was normal.So he firmly believed that he must have attacked the opponent.

It's not a loss!I wish the boss was a little obsessed with sex, thinking flatteredly, it was worth dying to have slept with such a beauty.

The beauty frowned and said hoarsely, "Who are you?"

If Yu Yingshou's subwoofer is like static electricity, then when this unknown creature speaks, it's like a wolf-proof electric shock baton.Zhu Yun felt a numbness rushing from the tailbone to the Tianling cover, and gave a severe shock.

Comrade Yu knows his voice is superior, so he always speaks with a bit of accent, but this one in front of him is different - a natural, hoarse, beautiful voice without knowing it...

Zhu Yun felt his legs were a little weak, his throat was tight, and he said dryly: "I, I, I..."

The beauty turned around and turned on the bedside lamp.The quilt fell off his chest, revealing scattered ambiguous red marks on his jade-white skin.

"Yunzai? Hey, hey... Ka." The phone slipped, rolled a few times, and hung up.

Zhu Yun couldn't say a word, but the beauty was very calm.He looked at his naked self, then at the well-dressed Zhu Yun, raised his head and said, "Are we asleep?"

Zhu Yun: "I, I, I..."

The beauty held his wrist and pulled him closer, and said softly, "Will you be responsible?"

Zhu Yun twisted his legs unconsciously to cover up the strangeness, and his face turned red: "I, I, I..."

The beauty smiled brightly: "What's your name?"

The distance was so close that Zhu Yun felt like he was about to explode.He tried to withdraw his hand, once, twice, without moving?

The powerful beauty repeated again: "Name?"

Zhu Yun's color made him dizzy, and he confessed honestly: "Zhu Yun, Zhu Yingtai's Zhu, Yun next to the Japanese..."

The beauty's smile deepened, and her dark blue eyes seemed to be filled with tiny stars: "My name is Bai."

Hey, it looks like your tail is pure black!Although the butt is quite white...

"No, you, you, what kind of monster are you..." Zhu Yun pointed to his tail with a troubled face. Facing such a beauty, he really couldn't say the word "monster".

"..." Bai followed the situation and saw the tail, and the gentle smile on his face cracked the seam.

"I really didn't do it on purpose!" Zhu Yun closed his eyes, sweating coldly, "Forgive me, Daxian! Don't worry, I will never tell others!"

——Yunzai, have you forgotten the photo you just posted?

For a long while, Bai didn't move.Zhu Yun peeked through his fingers, but saw his beauty hugging the tail sobbingly, and said to himself, "Isn't it ugly?"

"Hey?"

Bai Bai bit his lip and asked, "Do you think it's ugly?"

Why? ? ?This expansion is wrong!The monster was found out, shouldn't he become angry and swallow himself?

Zhu Yun blankly followed his intentions, and mumbled: "No, not ugly?"

There seemed to be stars floating in the white eyes, and the faint fragrance of green grass gradually filled the room.His voice was hoarse, with indescribable temptation: "If that's the case...then touch it."

Zhu Yun stared blankly at the awkward Bai, and felt that he should show the vigor of a veteran, so he raised his free hand, boldly touched the black tail covered with scales, and whispered: "It's not ugly, So handsome."

The tentacles are warm and cool, like the touch of jade, but soft and dexterous.He just wanted to make a show, but he couldn't help touching two more - from the middle to the tip of the tail, the small tip of the tail stood up, and scratched his palm.

The moment he touched the tip of the tail, Bai shuddered, his breathing was a little unsteady, his face was pale as if drunk, and his blue eyes turned into vertical pupils in an instant.

Zhu Yun didn't pay attention, and concentrated on teasing the lively tail tip, almost forgetting the existence of Bai.

Bai's ears moved, and the muscles all over his body tensed, just at the moment when he couldn't restrain his desire | and wanted to turn over and pounce on him - Du Tu.There was a knock on the door.

The author has something to say:

The Buddhist attack of getting angry with hemorrhoids + the violent shou of the self-righteous attack = a pure night when nothing happened

(Look at my honest eyes)

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[A funny story about the beauty Shou who accidentally dressed as a turtle and the cold and arrogant genius professor Gong, trapped in the Antarctic scientific research station and forced to live together and depend on each other.

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★Introduction to details★

Before the college entrance examination, Ji Fan always had strange dreams, in which he became a slow-moving Brazilian turtle.

In the white polar scientific research institute, one person and one turtle were trapped for several months.The cold and handsome scientific scientist wanted to commit suicide, but was saved by him.

From then on, Ji Fan dressed up as a little turtle who was a male god every night.During the day, there is an extra human-shaped electronic pet in his schoolbag that is always unhappy...

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After returning from Antarctica, Professor Fu was seriously ill.A staunch atheist actually set up an incense stand in his office.

Student A: Has the madman who failed the exam become a believer?God?Buddha?Guan Yu?

Student B: It seems to be... Gui Xianren?

Ji Fan:? ? ?

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The gentle and hard-working beauty is attacked by X's arrogant and domineering genius

[To sum it up in one sentence, it’s an upgrade flow Xiaonuan article by an elementary school scumbag who counterattacks a famous school in order to soak up his own turtle hair feeder~]