White Moonlight's Guide to Chasing Wife

The heavenly world has issued a new heavenly rule, saying that within the past 1000 years, it is not allowed to fall in love and have children, and it is necessary to fulfill its duties and enhance the overall quality of the entire heavenly world.

Yan Hua raised her hand to take down the paper on which the message was sent, folded the paper in half without even looking at the content on it, flipped it a few times with her fingertips, and a small paper crane stood in the palm of her hand.Yan Hua blew on the paper crane, and said with a smile, "Go, Emperor Palace."

The paper crane seemed to be alive, it wobbled a few times and then flew out of Muhua Palace.

Yan Hua turned her head to look at the embers on the table, and thought that he had wasted too much of Dijun's transmission paper this time, and he couldn't afford to pay for all of Dijun's things.

The emperor used the transmission paper to send the new rules to the palaces, and he needed to receive a reply before he could record them. However, all the letters sent to Muhua Palace were never returned. The emperor frowned and sent a letter to Yan Hua himself. a letter.

When the attendants outside the Dijun's hall saw the paper cranes flying over, they were even more ecstatic than the Dijun, with joy on their brows, "Dijun, that one has a reply."

Everyone in the heaven knows that Yan Hua, who seems to be doing whatever he wants but always "difficult" with the emperor, no matter what he holds in his hand, he can turn it into a piece of paper, and then fold it into various things .

As soon as you see this paper crane, you know who it is.

"Understood." The overjoyed Dijun finally frowned, thinking that he could finally record everything.But as soon as he got the paper crane, he felt that something was wrong.

When he saw the contents of the letter, he thought, sure enough, things are going to be hard for Yan Hua!

"My lord, Yan Hua already has someone she loves, and the new rules of heaven are known. It's nothing to do with me. There's no need to waste paper and ink. Yan Hua can't afford it."

Signed, Yan Hua.

Ji Wenjun, who was waiting for the emperor's confirmation, held up the pen but couldn't put it down. Seeing that the emperor hadn't spoken for so long, he knew it was unsuccessful.

It seems that Dijun has to go there himself.

When the emperor arrived at the Muhua Palace, he happened to meet Yan Hua leisurely walking out of the palace gate with a leaf that he had just picked in his hand. When he looked up and saw the emperor, the leaf in his hand was transformed into a piece of white paper, which was placed on his fingertips. After a dance, just when Dijun stood in front of him, a flower was folded.

"I'll give it to you, and I'll pay you for your transmission paper." Yan Hua smiled slightly. The little white flower was in front of the emperor, and it had been a long time since she was picked up.

The emperor didn't speak, and he didn't pick up flowers. Half of his face was displeased, and the other half was serious. He looked at Yan Hua without saying a word.

"Hurry up, I still have to meet my sweetheart, don't delay." Yan Hua inserted the little flower directly onto Dijun's head, and Dijun finally took a step back, avoiding the flower.

The serious Dijun opened his mouth, as if he was not ready yet, and held back again. Yan Hua felt that it was not good to delay the time, and he didn't bother to talk to him, and was about to leave after bypassing the Dijun.

"Yan Hua..." A dull voice sounded when the two rubbed shoulders. "Can you sign your wonderful name on the new regulation letter? I beg you. You know how much manpower, material and financial resources my transmission papers cost. Even if you use the entire Muhua Palace to pay for it, you can't afford it." Yes, why not just agree, you are the god of the heavens, if you don’t take the lead, you will pass anyway, Yan Hua..."

Yan Hua: ...

See, he just said he couldn't afford it.Dijun's skill of pretending to be weak and miserly has been used by him for so many years, and it has been tried and tested. Of course, his skill is also good, but this time he is afraid that he will be disappointed.

"You don't know how many fairies have been hurt by this heavenly rule. They dream of kissing me, but that's all, they don't have much to do with me. I just want my sweetheart. You're wasting my time Lord Dijun."

"Yan Hua, it seems that I have to tell you the truth. In fact, within the next 1000 years, he will appear."

"Really?" Yan Hua was suspicious of what the emperor said, "How do you know?"

"The fate of the stars was calculated a while ago." Dijun looked worried, not pretending.

Yan Hua remained silent and changed his way to Xingming. The emperor stood with his hands behind his back and looked at Yan Hua's back, wondering if he was in a hurry to find a lover?

Yan Hua: My sweetheart is on the way here.

However, did he really appear within these 1000 years?

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The end of the article, the supernatural salted egg "Save the Ghost"

Gao Sheng Poor Mensao is attacked by X Bai Fu Shuai

Song Yao was forced by life to have a yin marriage.

Unexpectedly, the ghost girl hadn't come to meet the officials yet, but a ghost boy came - this man not only exudes the temperament of two hundred and five, but also attracts his kind very much.

As a result, Student Song began to be haunted by various ghosts and to teach the evil ghosts with "a certain culprit".

small theater:

Chu Gong: I met my wife when I was at the lowest point of my life as a ghost, and let him see me when I was at my worst. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely...

Song Shou: I will definitely not have that yin relationship and kick someone away.

Chu:!Ma'am, you don't want me anymore?

Song: When will I ever want to marry you.

Chu: ╭(°A°`)╮No returns.

Copywriting of the document "Inhuman Office"——

There is a Yin and Yang Shop of Hundred Ghosts in the world, and the owner, Lu Ming, is kind-hearted, and the sold ghosts are still sold for seven days without reason.

One day, a marshal who claimed to be a celestial master slapped a check in front of Lu Ming and said: I bought your shop!

After bargaining with him, Lu Ming sold himself.

From then on, the Celestial Master, who thought he had lightened his burden, followed Lu Ming every day to run after-sales services.

Heavenly Master: What the hell are you selling?

Lu Ming: water ghost, starving ghost, hanged ghost, coward... Then Lu Ming pointed at himself—and the pervert.

Tianshi was so angry that he wanted to take this pervert on the spot, but he didn't expect that he would be taken in later.

small theater:

First encounter——

Heavenly Master: Don't stain my beauty with your dirty eyes!

Luming: Alright, then I will defile your body with my ugly heart!

Heavenly Master: Get out!

later--

Celestial Master: (smiling) Hurry up and defile me with your actions

Lu Ming: (with no expression on his face) I have no strength, fall :)

Tianshi: (angry) Why are you so incompetent, lie down again!

Lu Ming: I'll call you daddy, I don't want it anymore

The narcissistic fine-divided celestial master attacks X as a dead money fan and imp

PS:

1: This article is also called "Saving Ghosts", and the international practice is to accept 1V1

2: Not salty, not cruel, sweet, not scary