My cat has become a sperm

Yan Shuo's bewilderment, Xu Miao's naturalness, made the situation weird and embarrassing. The weirdness was Wei Qian, and the embarrassment was also Wei Qian, because the situation seemed a little different from what she thought, especially Yan Shuo. Shuo's bewildered surprise and shock seemed as if what the little boy said was so unbelievable. Could it be that the fact that he likes and will get married in the future is all this child's wishful thinking?

Wei Qian turned her eyes to the child, her beautiful and flawless face was full of joyful smiles, her expression was determined as if what she just said was a fact, Wei Qian's eyes moved down, she was wearing a simple white home dress, the same style Obviously, it is impossible for this child to wear home clothes to visit other people's homes, so he has to live here.Thinking of this, Wei Qian inexplicably felt that this suit looked familiar. When she turned her eyes back to Yan Shuo, it was exactly the same, just one size bigger.

Seeing that even the pajamas were the same, Wei Qian's eyes suddenly changed, and she couldn't help but look at Yan Shuo with some condemnation. After all this, she looked like she was shocked to the point of being unbelievable when she was going to get married in the future?Her brother is probably just playing around casually.

Yan Shuo really wanted to talk to Mengmeng on the spot, why are they getting married?And seeing that Mengmeng obviously didn't act on a whim, he really couldn't figure out what was going on here.But Wei Qian was present, and he was worried that Mengmeng would not have a handle to say what he could and could not say, so he simply gave up struggling and communicated with Mengmeng after Wei Qian left.

Faced with Wei Qian's scumbag eyes, Yan Shuo endured it with a mouthful of old blood. If Wei Qian misunderstood his relationship with Mengmeng, it would be difficult to tear off the label of this scumbag.

Xu Miao glanced at the kitchen. He could smell the smell of chicken drumsticks, but he didn't smell the aroma after frying. He couldn't help but ask, "Is the chicken drumsticks still okay?"

Yan Shuo pushed the fruit plate: "If you are hungry, eat something first, and I will make it for you."

Xu Miao quickly picked up the fruit plate and handed it to Wei Qian: "Sister Qianqian, eat it, the chicken legs made by Shuoshuo are delicious."

Looking at the child who was being bullied by her younger brother without knowing it, Wei Qian's eyes became more loving: "Does Yan Shuo often cook for you?"

Xu Miao nodded vigorously: "In the past, Shuo Shuo was at home all day long, and he would prepare a lot of delicious food for me every day. Later, when work became busy, he would try his best to find time to cook for me."

Yan Shuo didn't pay attention to the living room before, but now he listens to the movement in the living room with his ears upright, and then listens to Mengmeng's fancy compliments, and shakes his head in a funny way. Could it be that Mengmeng thinks that living together like this means a partner is about to get married? Otherwise, he really couldn't figure out where Mengmeng's idea of ​​getting married came from.

Because of Wei Qian's presence, Yan Shuo didn't make too many chicken drumsticks, but he also fried ten chicken drumsticks. Watching Xu Miao eating chicken drumsticks full of oil while drinking fat house happy water, he still had such good skin and body. Qian sighed enviously, "It's nice to be young."

Xu Miao quickly praised: "Sister Qianqian is very young."

Wei Qian patted his head: "Sister is getting old, she used to be able to eat like you when she was young, and she didn't get fat after eating anything, but now she drank a lot of saliva at dinner and felt fat to death, and the dark circles under her eyes that slept late No matter how thick the foundation is, it can’t cover it.”

Xu Miao took a closer look with the chicken leg in her mouth, and nodded: "Sister Qianqian's skin is indeed not very good, but it doesn't matter, I know a face cream made from an ancient recipe, I will make one for Sister Qianqian to ensure tender skin Fair and tender, as good as me!"

When it comes to women's faces, there are too many topics, and fairies are born to love beauty, even if they are not transformed into hairy fairies. Before Mengmeng had not transformed, she often didn't know it with Tutu. I fiddled with something, applied red and green on my body, and my hair was indeed much smoother after applying it.Yan Shuo couldn't help being a little funny when he saw the lively chat with Wei Qian and discussing the masks used by humans. Why does this scene have an inexplicable sense of aunt and sister-in-law?

Yan Shuo was taken aback suddenly when he thought of the weird thoughts popping up in his mind, he must have been influenced by Mengmeng.

As soon as I thought of Mengmeng, I saw that he had finished eating ten chicken legs, licked his fingers intently, sat up and pinched his hand, and went to get a wet tissue on the coffee table to wipe his hands: "How many times have I said, I can't eat it?" finger licking."

Xu Miao argued: "There is oil in your hands."

"Wipe off the oil with a paper towel, and then wash your hands with hand sanitizer."

"But there's still a smell on your hands."

"Are you a dog, you have to lick it if you leave the smell? It's unhygienic."

Xu Miao hummed: "You know I'm a cat." After finishing speaking, she muttered softly: "I'm not full yet."

Yan Shuo touched his head: "Go and wash your hands."

Xu meowed, and ran into the bathroom on the first floor to wash her hands while stepping on her slippers.

Only then did Wei Qian look at Yan Shuo seriously: "You..."

Yan Shuo said: "He and I are not what you think, it's late, do you want to stay here for the night or go back?"

Wei Qian snorted: "Go back, so I won't disturb the world of the two of you. I didn't know you had a child here, so I didn't buy him any presents, but I brought a lot of chocolates from France. You take it to the studio as a gift to your employees, then feed it to Mengmeng. Hey, where is your cat? Where is the cat also named Mengmeng? I said how much do you like the word Meng? The cat you raised Her name is Mengmeng, and her little boyfriend is also named Mengmeng."

Yan Shuo unceremoniously put Wei Qian's bag in her hand, and pushed her up from the sofa: "Walk slowly, don't send it off, go home alone and be careful."

Xu Miao, who heard the voice, quickly ran out of the bathroom with wet hands: "Goodbye, Sister Qianqian."

Wei Qian also waved to him: "Goodbye Mengmeng, next time my sister comes to bring you a gift." When she walked outside the gate, Wei Qian rolled her eyes big, little white-eyed wolf, forgetting mother when she has a wife.

After sending Wei Qian away, Yan Shuo pushed Xu Miao into the bathroom, grabbed his paws and rubbed them again, after making sure that there were no oil stains left on them, he wiped his hands with a towel: "Okay, come on!" Go upstairs and wait."

Xu Miao let out a cry, turned around and ran upstairs, Yan Shuo put the dishes and bowls that Xu Miao had eaten into the dishwasher, and then went upstairs, seeing Mengmeng lying on the bed with her mobile phone entering On the game page, Yan Shuo took his mobile phone and put it beside him: "Now tell me, what is marriage?"

Xu Miao tilted her head: "Married?"

Yan Shuo said, "You said you wanted to marry me."

Xu Miao nodded: "That's right, it's just that you said that I am still young, at least I have to wait until I am 22 years old. I have checked the laws of human beings, and you can get married at 20 years old, so there is no need to wait until 22 years old."

Yan Shuo stopped his words: "When did I say that we are going to get married, do you understand the meaning of marriage?"

Xu Miao said: "It means being together for a lifetime, supporting and taking care of each other, and giving birth to cubs together, but I am a male cat and cannot give birth to cubs, but there are many male cats in the fairy world and human beings together, Shuo Shuo, you Do you dislike me for not being a female cat?"

Yan Shuo has a big head, isn't this a problem of male cats and female cats? The form is not about getting married, and getting married is something that two people who love each other can do, do you understand?"

Xu Miao nodded: "I understand, I love you."

Yan Shuo was stunned suddenly. This is the first time someone said he loved him in such a big life. Yan Shuo couldn't tell what it was like when he heard Xu Miao's words. He was a little sour, a little numb, but also a little uneasy. , Facing Xu Miao's focused eyes, Yan Shuo was silent for a while, and his voice was a little dry: "Then you know, what is love?"

Xu Miao continued to nod: "Love is love, I want to be together forever, I want to have sex with you, I want to look at you forever, and I want you to look at me forever."

After Xu Miao finished speaking, she knelt down on the bed, then put her arms around Yan Shuo's neck and hugged her tightly: "Shuo Shuo, I like you so much, so much, so much, I don't like you when I grow up so big. Who ever had this kind of liking, not the liking of a good friend like Tutu Meier, or the liking of the old man who took care of us before, I can't tell what kind of liking it is, just a lot of likings, but you said, Men have to take responsibility and be responsible for the other half, Shuo Shuo, wait for me, I will take out the demon pill for you after I have cultivated, so that we can always be together, forever together, you will not only A short lifespan of a hundred years."

Unconsciously, the hand on Xu Miao's waist tightened, and Yan Shuo couldn't help but said, "Demon pill?"

Xu Miao recounted what Tutu told him before about the demon pills being given to humans, and then looked at Yan Shuo with bright eyes: "Shuo Shuo, when I give you the demon pills, I will take you to the demon league." Bar."

Yan Shuo sighed: "Mengmeng, this kind of thing should be a joint decision of both parties. You didn't ask for my opinion, so you decided unilaterally. This is wrong."

Xu Miao said with a little grievance: "But you agreed before."

Yan Shuo was taken aback: "When did I agree?"

Xu Miao was confident: "You promised to give me a little time, you promised!"

Yan Shuo suddenly didn't know how to explain it. In his eyes, Mengmeng is just a cat, the kind that can become a spirit and turn into a human. In Shuo's eyes, it's the same as teaching a child how to relieve with hands, and he didn't think in the wrong direction at all, but in Mengmeng's eyes, it seemed to be different, and this one was different, he didn't know how to talk to Mengmeng. explain.

In the end, Yan Shuo spent half the night explaining, before Mengmeng understood that what Yan Shuo promised before was actually meaningless, and it didn't mean what he understood at all.

Seeing Xu Miao whose tears were as big as a faucet turned on, Yan Shuo wiped his tears helplessly.Xu Miao grabbed his hand and looked at him with teary eyes: "Shuo Shuo, don't you like me at all?"

Yan Shuo said: "I like it, but this liking may not be the kind of liking you think."

Xu Miao's thunderbolt from the blue sky, he worked so hard to transform into form, he thought that everything was ready and only owed Dongfeng, but he didn't expect that Dongfeng was not a demon pill, but Yan Shuo!