My cat has become a sperm

When Yan Shuo was taking a bath at night, Xu Miao jumped into Yan Shuo's bathing pool, and while paddling in the water, told Yan Shuo about Meier and the time to go to Rainman's House with Tutu: "I've read the weather forecast. It's sunny and sunny. Do you have time, Shuo Shuo? If you don't have time, then let Tutu ask Zhang Kai to take us there."

Yan Shuo leaned against the side of the bath, watching the ball of white hair paddling four short legs in the water, with a light push, Mengmeng who had already swam to him was pushed away: "Human celestial master is If you have sect influence, will that little fox take the opportunity to take away other people's things, will there be any problem?"

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo with white bubbles all over his head: "What's the problem?"

Yan Shuo said: "For example, there are some things that have that person's breath, and some marks. If those things are found, will they provoke revenge from the family of the deceased? It's fine if they are ordinary people, but you It's a demon, will it make people think that you killed that person?"

And the things of a person who just died are different from those antiques, Yan Shuo always feels that something is not very good.

But Xu Miao has no burden: "Don't worry, those Meier who have problems will not want it. Meier is much more careful than us."

After Xu Miao finished speaking, he swam in the pool with his short legs. Yan Shuo splashed water on him from time to time, thinking that he hadn't sent a video to Tutu for a while, so he picked up his mobile phone and sent Xu Miao bathing and swimming. past.

Xu Miao looked back and saw Yan Shuo holding his mobile phone facing him, so he approached him with a clatter, and then stepped on Yan Shuo's chest so close.

Yan Shuo was afraid that the phone would fall into the pool, so he put down the phone and pushed Xu Miao away.Xu Miao raised her paws and wiped her face, pulled away the hair covering her eyes, and threw herself on Yan Shuo's body again, the pink and tender paw pads still stepped on Yan Shuo's chest , looked at Yan Shuo seriously: "Shuo Shuo, if I become a human in the future, I must become as tall and as good as you!"

Yan Shuo, who has never exercised much, although he has muscles on his body, does not actually have many muscles: "...Are you serious?"

Xu Miao nodded with a serious face: "Of course!"

In the white bubbles of the pool, Yan Shuo quietly squeezed his waist, which seemed to be graspable, silently thinking about whether to put the fitness exercise on the agenda.

Xu Miao, who didn't know that the excrement shovel officer was forced to exercise because of his own words, still stepped on Yan Shuo's chest with his paws, and couldn't help shaking his head when he was so happy.Yan Shuo watched him silently for a while, and finally let him go helplessly.

Seeing the video sent by Yan Shuo, Xu Tutu was very dissatisfied with the negativity and sabotage of the cat. He used to shoot more than a dozen videos a day when he was short of money. Now that he has money, even the videos are his shit-shoveling officer. Just shoot casually, without any professionalism.But after seeing the half-minute long video, Xu Tutu carefully edited it, put cute and cute text and nice music, and then posted it on the account of the small video.

Now this account has several million fans and is a big internet celebrity, Xu Tutu's goal is to break through ten million.As soon as his video was posted, the number of clicks increased steadily, and all kinds of gifts dominated the screen, earning no less than those naked Internet celebrity anchors, watching the video with a head full of white bubbles and pulling his short legs Swimming pictures, comments are all kinds of brush.

[My master can take a bath like this in my lifetime, and I will die without regret. 】

[The cute Mengmeng must be the kind of fake cat that needs to be wound up, so cute and cute that it's a foul! 】

[The cat-stealing assembly set sail, the cat-stealing brigade is here to report! 】

[I will send you a luxurious cat bed, and I must buy the most expensive dried fish for my cute little one! 】

[What's so interesting about cats taking a bath and swimming? I've only watched it a hundred and eighty times. 】

[The workplace is not going well, Yunsumao comforts myself, and I will send you a cute cat paw. 】

【Excuse me, how much is Mengmeng's appearance fee? I want to...】

[What do you want upstairs!Take back your thoughts, we won't allow it! 】

[My god, she's so cute that her heart is about to burst, isn't this forcing people to commit crimes! 】

Seeing that the number of fans on the account is small, but still showing an upward trend, Xu Tutu flicked his tail, one step closer to his army of tens of millions of fans!

Xu Miao was still checking her video account before going to bed, seeing so many people like her, she rolled on the bed with a smile on her eyes.Yan Shuo leaned against the bed and was reviewing some job applicants' materials. Seeing him rolling like a convulsion, he suddenly felt that he couldn't concentrate on his work, so he closed the email page and clicked on several charities he had observed before: "Meng Meng, what kind of organization do you want to donate that money to?"

The four ancient coins with the power of faith that Xu Tutu first discovered before have been sold to the Taoist celestial master. The faith power on the four ancient coins is different, and it is more troublesome to sell individually, so according to At the market price, 60 pieces were packaged and sold directly.

Then Yan Shuo and Zhang Kai selected a few more jewels from the pile, and pooled 140 million, plus the 60, a total of 200 million. They planned to donate it as charity, but the direction of the donation has not yet been decided.

Hearing Yan Shuo asked him about this, Xu Miao quickly put down his phone and jumped on Yan Shuo's body, staring at his computer while asking, "What kind?"

Yan Shuo clicked on the page and introduced him: "There are out-of-school children, poor medical care, poverty alleviation in mountainous areas, and a rescue of stray cats and dogs."

Xu Miao asked with interest: "Does the rescue of stray cats and dogs mean that all the stray cats and dogs outside are fed together?"

Yan Shuo said: "You can put it this way, but it's not feeding all the time, but when someone sends stray cats and dogs to them, they will rescue them, treat them if they are sick, and clean up those cats and dogs if they are not sick, and then find someone to adopt them for free .”

"Then what if no one has adopted it?"

Yan Shuo looked at Mengmeng for a while, and then said: "If no one adopts them within a certain period of time, the stray cats and dogs in the rescue station will be euthanized."

Xu Miao was stunned for a moment: "Will you die if no one wants it?"

Yan Shuo nodded: "Although this seems a bit cruel, there are too many stray cats and dogs. If we don't use some cruel means to suppress them, the whole city may be full of stray cats and dogs, so now we have been calling for , adoption instead of purchase, please don’t throw it away easily.”

Xu Miao was silent for a while, and looked at Yan Shuo pitifully: "I don't want to donate to them."

Yan Shuo smiled: "But this family is not like this."

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo suspiciously: "What is that like?"

Yan Shuo clicked on the website page of the stray cat and dog rescue station: "This home will take in stray cats and dogs and sterilize them. It is better if someone adopts them. If no one adopts them, they will be released when the time comes." , although it may be a bit bitter to continue to live a stray life, at least they will not be euthanized, and after neutering, the proliferation of stray cats and dogs can also be suppressed to a large extent. Look, the ear of this cat Is there a piece missing?"

Xu Miao looked at the computer and nodded: "Did someone cut it?"

Yan Shuo hummed: "This kind of cat was once sent to the stray cat and dog rescue station. The people in the rescue station will cut their ears after neutering them. The male cat cuts the left ear and the female cat cuts the right ear. It is also to let people know that these cats have been neutered when they see them outside, and they will not bark in the middle of the night, piss everywhere or have aggressive behaviors, and hope that when people see such cats, they can treat them well."

Xu Miao opened his eyes and looked at it seriously. Although he felt that sterilization was cruel, after all, different races have different perspectives on things, but this is indeed much better than euthanasia.

After thinking for a while, Xu Miao said, "Then let's donate a little. Animals donate a little, and people donate a little too."

According to Zhang Kai, he wanted to set up a charitable fund in the name of Mengmeng and Tutu, but Zhang Kai himself was a bit busy, and he might not have much free time after Yan Shuo's studio was established, so he canceled this kind of fund. Thoughts, decisions or whatever is convenient.

When Xu Miao and Tutu went up the mountain to see Meier with their small bags, they told her about the charity.Meier gave them a share of the elixir: "Although most human beings are pretty bad, there are also many good people. I hope your money can help the really good people."

Xu Tutu opened the pill bottle, smelled the pleasant fragrance, and asked curiously, "What kind of pill is this?"

Xu Meier said: "I only know that the white one is Jingxue Pill, and I don't know what the other light yellow and brown ones are, so don't take them lightly, you can ask those two demons who are cultivating adults, if He also knew that he would leave it for now."

Xu Miao nodded obediently, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Ye Li told us before that there is a celestial master who hunts goblins outside, and you ran into him unexpectedly. Fortunately, that guy was seriously injured and died, otherwise Aren't you in danger?"

Xu Tutu also nodded: "That's right, Mei'er, do you want to go back with us? When I went out with Zhang Kai, I saw someone selling a house in our place. Let's buy it for you. You live with us." , it’s better than being on the mountain, we can’t come to help in time if we encounter any danger.”

Xu Meier flicked her tail, and said indifferently: "What dangers may I encounter, you all take care of yourself, don't be careless and your identity is exposed, especially Meow Meow, you still go to filming, and you will become famous in the future." The higher it is, the more dangerous it is."

Xu Miao said: "Don't worry, I've already finished filming just a few scenes. Even if I still have such a job in the future, Shuo Shuo will follow me and I will protect myself. You really don't want to come down the mountain with us." ?"

Xu Meier shook her head: "Rainman's House is pretty good." Especially, the children here need her, and she doesn't know what she can do after going down the mountain.

The author has something to say:

Yan Shuo, looking at the cute baby stepping on the milk, said in his heart: his chest is so soft that a cat can step on the milk, it seems that exercise is urgent.

The heart of Mengmeng who is stepping on milk: Although the stepping is not soft enough, but this is his favorite shit shoveler, he must step on it more!