My cat has become a sperm
Chapter 73
Xu Miao and Yan Shuo did a lot of fishing on the first day. Although they also moved out a lot from the bottom on the second day, they were all big things, but fortunately they were relatively complete.Yan Shuo asked Mengmeng, and said that there were many broken ones down there, and he and Tutu picked the whole ones, and those broken ones were not a waste of effort.
In the next few days, Xu Miao and Tutu simply went down to find the fish that slipped through the net. When they were lucky, they even found a few ancient relics they couldn't understand. When they were unlucky, they could only pick up some gold coins that they had missed.Now Tutu doesn't even care about gold coins. After all, there are several boxes of gold, silver and jewelry that are worth more than gold coins, and they are very complete, but they look dirty if they haven't been cleaned up.But Zhang Kai found a very beautiful green bracelet from the inside and cleaned it. After he combed it with spiritual energy, the whole green bracelet seemed to be dripping with oil. His mother looked very good wearing it.
Tutu knew that the pendant that Xu Miao's shit-shoveling officer made for him was very valuable. He compared the pendant with the bracelet. The color of the bracelet seemed to be better, so it must be more valuable.A random bracelet in it is so valuable, he feels that if he sells these boxes, he will be rich beyond compare!
It's a pity that Zhang Kai quickly broke his dream of the enemy country: "Although the gold, silver and jade items inside are old, not all of them are particularly valuable. Some may only sell for tens of thousands of yuan, like the imperial green bracelet here. There are not many, so you can become a rich man, but not to the extent that you are invincible.”
Xu Tutu looked sadly at the river beach outside the balcony: "It's a pity that we have almost fished there. Zhang Kai, do you think I should swim a little further with Tutu? It's such a long and big river, maybe it's something else. There are also many valuable things in the place.”
Zhang Kai kneaded his rabbit ears: "What do you want so much money for?"
Xu Tutu said: "Of course it's because you can do whatever you want. You humans are so realistic, you can do anything if you have money, and you can do nothing if you don't have money."
Zhang Kai said with a smile: "Now you have so much money that you can do whatever you want, so you can start spending money instead of earning it hard."
Xu Tutu turned to look at Zhang Kai: "Have we made that much already?"
Zhang Kai nodded: "Of course!" Anyway, the biggest expense of the two monsters is food. Even if they didn't have these things, the money they earned from selling snake bones before would be enough for them to eat for a lifetime. Zhang Kai doesn't want human society to distort them His worldview, his focus on making money is cute, but it won't work if it's too much.
While they were talking, Yan Shuo came down from upstairs with Xu Miao in his arms. Zhang's mother had already prepared a table of meals, but before Zhang Kai and Yan Shuo waited, she picked up some of the meals by herself and carried the bowl It's a very common thing in the countryside, and Yan Shuo has been here for a few days, so he is not as polite as he was at the beginning, and he doesn't have so much etiquette when getting along naturally.
Zhang's mother's free will can be regarded as giving them great freedom, so Yan Shuo's living in Zhang Kai's house is quite comfortable, especially here with beautiful mountains and clear waters. They came back in the middle of the night, and they would order half a sleeping herb to help them sleep. Yan Shuo felt refreshed a lot.
And Xu Miao is inversely proportional to him. Xu Tutu looked at Xu Miao who was sluggish in Yan Shuo's arms, and said strangely: "Miao Miao, what are you doing? Why do you seem to be sucked by a scholar?" |Spirit|qi little goblin, even the hair has no luster."
Xu Miao let out a long sigh, and put her head on the dining table: "Do you know what the next sentence of the Yellow River flows into the sea is when the sun is at the end of the day?
Blindfolded Tutu: "What?"
Xu Miao, who was so sluggish that he didn't even have the strength to sit up, said, "If you want to see a thousand miles, go to a higher level."
Xu Tutu looked at Yan Shuo: "What is he talking about?"
Yan Shuo smiled and opened the chair and sat down: "He is reciting a poem, this is a Tang poem." While talking, he tore off the meat from the chicken leg and fed it into Mengmeng's mouth.
Xu Miao opened his mouth and ate the meat, then turned his head and rubbed against Yan Shuo's body, crying pitifully, "It's too difficult...I can't learn it."
Yan Shuo touched him and comforted him: "Isn't this a good study? Let's take it slowly. It's not difficult. Let's slow down a bit, okay? We only learn a few words a day and recite only one poem. .”
Xu Miao lifted his head from Yan Shuo's arms and continued to struggle: "What about English?"
Yan Shuo looked at him pitifully, knowing that there was an element of deliberate selling, but he still felt soft-hearted: "Let's put down English for the time being, and write the basic Chinese character recognition first, and then we will learn English in a few years."
Hearing this, Xu Miao was revived with full blood, and didn't even need to be fed. He jumped on the table and sat down next to the rabbit, and picked up a chicken leg and gnawed his mouth full of oil.
When Hedi fished nothing good to fish, Yan Shuo and Zhang Kai were not in a hurry to leave. After all, they got a lot of things this time, almost filling a small room. Their two cars are sure It cannot be transported back, so those things must be packed in advance, and then find a truck to transport them.
When they were doing logistics work, Xu Miao and Tutu rarely came to the countryside. Now the weather is cold, and many places are covered with snow. Most people can't walk at all. It just happened to be convenient for them. Everyone in the woods is crazy, and they can even pick up some game every day. Although most animals have entered the hibernation period, they can't prevent these two demon noses from digging out their nests.
It's a pity that the good days are short-lived. When they were told that they should go home, Xu Tutu happily jumped around a few times. Although digging for treasures is fun and making a fortune is also something that makes a monster happy, but life without food delivery is too difficult up.
Xu Miao was happy to follow Yan Shuo back home with a kind of sadness called post-vacation syndrome or anxiety disorder at the beginning of school.
After returning home, Yan Shuo went to the villa to check the progress of the renovation, and then began to calculate some of his network.The profession he is engaged in will often deal with some scarce raw materials, such as jadeite, gold, silver and diamonds, so there are some things he is more suitable for selling.
Zhang Kai began to contact the contacts in his hands. First of all, he had to take out some of the things to value, otherwise it would be too eye-catching to take out a bunch of things to sell.Some of the things they brought back were also selected to be donated to the museum. Among them, several well-preserved vases of almost half a person's height were quite suitable.
When the two humans were busy with the sudden fortune of the two goblins, Xu Miao and Tutu invited the rat and cat goblins to their house for a party.After listening to the advice of the two shit-shoveling officers, they didn't talk about their harvest this time, they only talked about going back to their hometown to play, and then touched some antiques in the river, and then pushed some of them to Yu Yanhe Wild away.
Yu Yan and Ye Li shook their heads together: "These things were found by you, and have nothing to do with us. We can't just take your things for nothing."
Xu Miao said: "But the seniors of the Demon League said that if you encounter other monsters outside, you should try to help each other."
Ye Li immediately rolled his eyes when he heard the words: "You'd better get rid of this kind of thought, how wonderful is the outside world when you think about it, and in the future, remember to keep your wealth in vain, otherwise there will be a lot of people who kill demons and seize treasures."
Xu Tutu looked at the two of them for a while, pulled back a bunch of things, and picked a few out of them and handed them to them: "Then let these be souvenirs. If you have no money, you can exchange them for money." .”
Yu Yan really wanted to accept it. He sold this kind of antiques to buy the house with money. Although he said that the remuneration for his first movie would be paid in two days, but who would think it was too much money? , especially the human world where a penny can stump a hero.
Ye Li thought about it, it doesn't matter if you take these few, so he was not polite, but he told these two little things again to remember to guard against people and demons, don't be stupid to think that everyone is as close as a family friend.
Soon Xu Miao's takeaway was delivered, and the hotpot they ordered could be said to be the most vivid expression of the saying that holding the menu is a check mark, and every time it was a very starting point, it caused the takeaway staff from the hotpot restaurant to come once in a while There are many, because there are too many things to hold.
While the food was heating up, Ye Li suddenly thought of a celestial master he met before: "Recently, you must be careful when you go out. It's better not to go out if you can."
Xu Tutu looked at Ye Li with a large piece of spicy beef in his mouth: "What's wrong?"
Ye Li said: "I delivered food to the hotel before, and the person who ordered the food seemed to be a celestial master. Anyway, he has aura that does not belong to human beings, and there is a bloody smell in his room, but our kind The demons who try to avoid the demon alliance don't know much about the things in the demon clan, and don't know if a celestial master is catching little demons recently."
Xu Miao and Xu Tutu looked at each other, then nodded earnestly. They absolutely try not to go out, and be careful not to reveal their demonic aura. After finally getting rich, they can’t be slaughtered by human celestial masters without enjoying their lives. Too bad luck.Although the seniors of the Demon League said that there is a rule for fairies and human celestial masters to live in peace, but there are too many people outside the rules, so they will not naively think that all celestial masters are good people.
Meier, who had already returned to Rainman's House and started to work, walked back to her den after several children fell asleep.The room where the child sleeps will be guarded by a nurse during the day, but not at night. Although there are cameras and night watchers, her small nest is a log cabin sent by Yan Shuo, and it is placed in a corner, so the camera cannot capture it.
Taking out her mobile phone from the space, seeing the photo that Xu Miao had sent her having dinner with the other two grown-up monsters, Xu Meier’s eyes glowed with warmth, and Xu Miao said that he would ask his shit-shoveling officer to give it to her another day. Open an account, sell the treasure that was touched from the river this time and share it with her. Xu Meier did not refuse, and returned the favor.She is different from Yeli, she, Tutu and Miaomiao have been living together almost since they became wise. They can even share cultivation resources, not to mention this kind of human money, so she accepts a little None of the burdens.
As soon as Xu Meier put down her phone, she felt a strange fragrance coming from her. It was a very tempting fragrance. When she smelled it, she couldn't help but want to walk with that fragrance.It's a pity that she is a fox. Foxes are born with a more seductive race. They are born with a kind of bewitching power, so in their instinctive nature, they have a stronger resistance than other monsters. So when this scent came, Xu Meier Just slightly absent-minded for a moment, she woke up without even stepping out of her den.
After waking up, she became curious about this breath, so she simply opened the window and jumped out. She wanted to see who was tempting her, whether accidentally or on purpose.
When Xu Meier found the human beings in the distance following the scent, she jumped onto a big tree and wanted to observe secretly.But unexpectedly, she just stopped on the branch of the big tree, and the human with the special compass for celestial masters looked at her accurately.
In the next few days, Xu Miao and Tutu simply went down to find the fish that slipped through the net. When they were lucky, they even found a few ancient relics they couldn't understand. When they were unlucky, they could only pick up some gold coins that they had missed.Now Tutu doesn't even care about gold coins. After all, there are several boxes of gold, silver and jewelry that are worth more than gold coins, and they are very complete, but they look dirty if they haven't been cleaned up.But Zhang Kai found a very beautiful green bracelet from the inside and cleaned it. After he combed it with spiritual energy, the whole green bracelet seemed to be dripping with oil. His mother looked very good wearing it.
Tutu knew that the pendant that Xu Miao's shit-shoveling officer made for him was very valuable. He compared the pendant with the bracelet. The color of the bracelet seemed to be better, so it must be more valuable.A random bracelet in it is so valuable, he feels that if he sells these boxes, he will be rich beyond compare!
It's a pity that Zhang Kai quickly broke his dream of the enemy country: "Although the gold, silver and jade items inside are old, not all of them are particularly valuable. Some may only sell for tens of thousands of yuan, like the imperial green bracelet here. There are not many, so you can become a rich man, but not to the extent that you are invincible.”
Xu Tutu looked sadly at the river beach outside the balcony: "It's a pity that we have almost fished there. Zhang Kai, do you think I should swim a little further with Tutu? It's such a long and big river, maybe it's something else. There are also many valuable things in the place.”
Zhang Kai kneaded his rabbit ears: "What do you want so much money for?"
Xu Tutu said: "Of course it's because you can do whatever you want. You humans are so realistic, you can do anything if you have money, and you can do nothing if you don't have money."
Zhang Kai said with a smile: "Now you have so much money that you can do whatever you want, so you can start spending money instead of earning it hard."
Xu Tutu turned to look at Zhang Kai: "Have we made that much already?"
Zhang Kai nodded: "Of course!" Anyway, the biggest expense of the two monsters is food. Even if they didn't have these things, the money they earned from selling snake bones before would be enough for them to eat for a lifetime. Zhang Kai doesn't want human society to distort them His worldview, his focus on making money is cute, but it won't work if it's too much.
While they were talking, Yan Shuo came down from upstairs with Xu Miao in his arms. Zhang's mother had already prepared a table of meals, but before Zhang Kai and Yan Shuo waited, she picked up some of the meals by herself and carried the bowl It's a very common thing in the countryside, and Yan Shuo has been here for a few days, so he is not as polite as he was at the beginning, and he doesn't have so much etiquette when getting along naturally.
Zhang's mother's free will can be regarded as giving them great freedom, so Yan Shuo's living in Zhang Kai's house is quite comfortable, especially here with beautiful mountains and clear waters. They came back in the middle of the night, and they would order half a sleeping herb to help them sleep. Yan Shuo felt refreshed a lot.
And Xu Miao is inversely proportional to him. Xu Tutu looked at Xu Miao who was sluggish in Yan Shuo's arms, and said strangely: "Miao Miao, what are you doing? Why do you seem to be sucked by a scholar?" |Spirit|qi little goblin, even the hair has no luster."
Xu Miao let out a long sigh, and put her head on the dining table: "Do you know what the next sentence of the Yellow River flows into the sea is when the sun is at the end of the day?
Blindfolded Tutu: "What?"
Xu Miao, who was so sluggish that he didn't even have the strength to sit up, said, "If you want to see a thousand miles, go to a higher level."
Xu Tutu looked at Yan Shuo: "What is he talking about?"
Yan Shuo smiled and opened the chair and sat down: "He is reciting a poem, this is a Tang poem." While talking, he tore off the meat from the chicken leg and fed it into Mengmeng's mouth.
Xu Miao opened his mouth and ate the meat, then turned his head and rubbed against Yan Shuo's body, crying pitifully, "It's too difficult...I can't learn it."
Yan Shuo touched him and comforted him: "Isn't this a good study? Let's take it slowly. It's not difficult. Let's slow down a bit, okay? We only learn a few words a day and recite only one poem. .”
Xu Miao lifted his head from Yan Shuo's arms and continued to struggle: "What about English?"
Yan Shuo looked at him pitifully, knowing that there was an element of deliberate selling, but he still felt soft-hearted: "Let's put down English for the time being, and write the basic Chinese character recognition first, and then we will learn English in a few years."
Hearing this, Xu Miao was revived with full blood, and didn't even need to be fed. He jumped on the table and sat down next to the rabbit, and picked up a chicken leg and gnawed his mouth full of oil.
When Hedi fished nothing good to fish, Yan Shuo and Zhang Kai were not in a hurry to leave. After all, they got a lot of things this time, almost filling a small room. Their two cars are sure It cannot be transported back, so those things must be packed in advance, and then find a truck to transport them.
When they were doing logistics work, Xu Miao and Tutu rarely came to the countryside. Now the weather is cold, and many places are covered with snow. Most people can't walk at all. It just happened to be convenient for them. Everyone in the woods is crazy, and they can even pick up some game every day. Although most animals have entered the hibernation period, they can't prevent these two demon noses from digging out their nests.
It's a pity that the good days are short-lived. When they were told that they should go home, Xu Tutu happily jumped around a few times. Although digging for treasures is fun and making a fortune is also something that makes a monster happy, but life without food delivery is too difficult up.
Xu Miao was happy to follow Yan Shuo back home with a kind of sadness called post-vacation syndrome or anxiety disorder at the beginning of school.
After returning home, Yan Shuo went to the villa to check the progress of the renovation, and then began to calculate some of his network.The profession he is engaged in will often deal with some scarce raw materials, such as jadeite, gold, silver and diamonds, so there are some things he is more suitable for selling.
Zhang Kai began to contact the contacts in his hands. First of all, he had to take out some of the things to value, otherwise it would be too eye-catching to take out a bunch of things to sell.Some of the things they brought back were also selected to be donated to the museum. Among them, several well-preserved vases of almost half a person's height were quite suitable.
When the two humans were busy with the sudden fortune of the two goblins, Xu Miao and Tutu invited the rat and cat goblins to their house for a party.After listening to the advice of the two shit-shoveling officers, they didn't talk about their harvest this time, they only talked about going back to their hometown to play, and then touched some antiques in the river, and then pushed some of them to Yu Yanhe Wild away.
Yu Yan and Ye Li shook their heads together: "These things were found by you, and have nothing to do with us. We can't just take your things for nothing."
Xu Miao said: "But the seniors of the Demon League said that if you encounter other monsters outside, you should try to help each other."
Ye Li immediately rolled his eyes when he heard the words: "You'd better get rid of this kind of thought, how wonderful is the outside world when you think about it, and in the future, remember to keep your wealth in vain, otherwise there will be a lot of people who kill demons and seize treasures."
Xu Tutu looked at the two of them for a while, pulled back a bunch of things, and picked a few out of them and handed them to them: "Then let these be souvenirs. If you have no money, you can exchange them for money." .”
Yu Yan really wanted to accept it. He sold this kind of antiques to buy the house with money. Although he said that the remuneration for his first movie would be paid in two days, but who would think it was too much money? , especially the human world where a penny can stump a hero.
Ye Li thought about it, it doesn't matter if you take these few, so he was not polite, but he told these two little things again to remember to guard against people and demons, don't be stupid to think that everyone is as close as a family friend.
Soon Xu Miao's takeaway was delivered, and the hotpot they ordered could be said to be the most vivid expression of the saying that holding the menu is a check mark, and every time it was a very starting point, it caused the takeaway staff from the hotpot restaurant to come once in a while There are many, because there are too many things to hold.
While the food was heating up, Ye Li suddenly thought of a celestial master he met before: "Recently, you must be careful when you go out. It's better not to go out if you can."
Xu Tutu looked at Ye Li with a large piece of spicy beef in his mouth: "What's wrong?"
Ye Li said: "I delivered food to the hotel before, and the person who ordered the food seemed to be a celestial master. Anyway, he has aura that does not belong to human beings, and there is a bloody smell in his room, but our kind The demons who try to avoid the demon alliance don't know much about the things in the demon clan, and don't know if a celestial master is catching little demons recently."
Xu Miao and Xu Tutu looked at each other, then nodded earnestly. They absolutely try not to go out, and be careful not to reveal their demonic aura. After finally getting rich, they can’t be slaughtered by human celestial masters without enjoying their lives. Too bad luck.Although the seniors of the Demon League said that there is a rule for fairies and human celestial masters to live in peace, but there are too many people outside the rules, so they will not naively think that all celestial masters are good people.
Meier, who had already returned to Rainman's House and started to work, walked back to her den after several children fell asleep.The room where the child sleeps will be guarded by a nurse during the day, but not at night. Although there are cameras and night watchers, her small nest is a log cabin sent by Yan Shuo, and it is placed in a corner, so the camera cannot capture it.
Taking out her mobile phone from the space, seeing the photo that Xu Miao had sent her having dinner with the other two grown-up monsters, Xu Meier’s eyes glowed with warmth, and Xu Miao said that he would ask his shit-shoveling officer to give it to her another day. Open an account, sell the treasure that was touched from the river this time and share it with her. Xu Meier did not refuse, and returned the favor.She is different from Yeli, she, Tutu and Miaomiao have been living together almost since they became wise. They can even share cultivation resources, not to mention this kind of human money, so she accepts a little None of the burdens.
As soon as Xu Meier put down her phone, she felt a strange fragrance coming from her. It was a very tempting fragrance. When she smelled it, she couldn't help but want to walk with that fragrance.It's a pity that she is a fox. Foxes are born with a more seductive race. They are born with a kind of bewitching power, so in their instinctive nature, they have a stronger resistance than other monsters. So when this scent came, Xu Meier Just slightly absent-minded for a moment, she woke up without even stepping out of her den.
After waking up, she became curious about this breath, so she simply opened the window and jumped out. She wanted to see who was tempting her, whether accidentally or on purpose.
When Xu Meier found the human beings in the distance following the scent, she jumped onto a big tree and wanted to observe secretly.But unexpectedly, she just stopped on the branch of the big tree, and the human with the special compass for celestial masters looked at her accurately.
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