My cat has become a sperm

In the quiet room at night, Yan Shuo's gentle breathing echoed shallowly in the room, and there were a few whistling winds outside the window from time to time. Xu Miao, who was nestled in Yan Shuo's arms, suddenly shook his ears, and the cat's eyes slowly opened, The nimble eyes looked around, and saw that the burning sleeping grass on the table was burning wisps of white smoke, the cat's eyes narrowed happily, Shuo Shuo must have fallen asleep.

He fell off the bed gently and neatly, and when the four claws landed on the floor without making a sound, Xu Miao turned to look at the excrement shovel officer on the bed, um, still sound asleep, and then slipped out with his tail flicking room.

With a click, Xu Miao turned on the light in the living room, jumped onto the sofa familiarly, picked up the snack remote control, and tuned to the animation station. Looking at the beautiful and bright colors on the screen, Xu Miao stretched out her cat's head to look carefully For a long time, he didn't know many of the words above, so he could only look at what he was interested in through the screen. Seeing a handsome boy and a beautiful long-haired lady, Xu Miao clicked play with interest, but soon a vip popped up On the page, Xu Miao curled her lips, this animation station is good for everything, but it’s not good to always charge money, but she took out her phone and swiped a code, and then watched it with relish.

But looking at it, the picture became a little strange.

The little sister in a beautiful dress was stripped of her clothes and turned into a little brother?

The two little brothers hugged and gnawed together?

Wow, the little brother turned into a beautiful young lady again, and then he pressed that handsome little brother on the window sill and gnawed.

Seeing the shy scene, Xu Miao subconsciously covered her eyes with her fur paws, but she still couldn't help but stare at it. He spent money to buy it, and it would be a waste if he didn't look at it.

I don’t know when it started to snow heavily outside the window. Xu Miao half-concealed watching one episode after another, and ate bag after bag of potato chips and snacks. one night.

It was another snowy day, Yan Shuo sat on the bed and stretched his muscles and bones, picked up the remote control to open the curtains, and it was still snowing heavily outside the window. He said that he would go to see the little girl named Ningning for Meier, and it might be difficult to go out in this weather.

Just thinking that Yan Shuo lifted the quilt, but didn't see Mengmeng who was supposed to be sleeping soundly under the quilt, so he yelled twice subconsciously.After a while, there was the sound of paws running on the floor, and then a cat's head came in from the door: "Suoshuo, did you call me?"

Yan Shuo looked at him a little strangely: "Why do you get up so early?" The cat who can't wake up every day, suddenly woke up early in the morning, why does it have an abnormal smell.

Xu Miao lighted up her lying skills without blushing, "I'm hungry."

Yan Shuo was used to him, so he didn't think much, picked him up and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face together, discussing what to have for breakfast.Determined that the snow was too heavy today, and he could not go far away and had to stay at home, Yan Shuo planned to go to the supermarket to buy some ingredients for hot pot.And Mengmeng, who was always afraid of the cold and reluctant to go out, even said that she would go with him.

Yan Shuo glanced at the goose feather heavy snow outside: "It's so cold, are you sure you want to go together?"

Xu Miao nodded: "I'm done eating the snacks, I'm going to buy them myself." The ones bought by others are not as satisfactory as the ones bought by myself.

Yan Shuo frowned suspiciously: "I bought it two days ago and ate it up? Yesterday I saw that there was still a box left."

Xu Miao blinked her eyes and looked at him. Seeing Yan Shuo go to the snack box, she ran to the door to wait. Anyway, he ate a lot anyway, it's normal to eat up.

Seeing that there were only two or three boxes of biscuits left in the box, Yan Shuo found out a fluffy dress for Mengmeng without thinking much about it, and stuffed Mengmeng into his chest to carry it. As he went out, he raised a goblin that he especially loved to eat, and his monthly ration consumption was increasing at an exponential rate. This is how the pressure to make money came from.

When Yan Shuo and his little goblin were at home, the case with Lan Jing and Zhou Ming also came to a conclusion, because the design blueprint brought benefits to Lan Jing and Zhou Ming, and finally compensated 700 million yuan.

Yan Shuo didn't intend to beat Zhou Ming through this lawsuit. Although the law is fair, there is no real justice in this world. As long as you can afford the money, killing people can give you a defense , let alone such a small case of theft.So Yan Shuo took the money and it was settled, and he didn't appeal.

But Zhou Ming was not satisfied with Yan Shuo's 'knowledge of current affairs', except for the compensation, the lawsuit, the exposure of the public, how much they lost to Lan Jing, this account can't make up for killing Yan Shuo.Zhou Ming thought so, and did the same.

In the eyes of ordinary people, such a thing as hiring a murderer to kill someone would be unthinkable, and even if they did, there would be no such channel at all. However, in Zhou Ming's world of dudes, as long as they can afford the money, this is not a big deal at all. .

Yan Shuo figured that Zhou Ming would definitely do something, but he didn't expect that he would do it in the midst of the turmoil. After all, the lawsuit had just ended, and their topics and the attention of the masses had not even subsided. If he appeared at this time What happened, he didn't have to think about it at all, it was definitely Zhou Ming's fault.

So when Yan Shuo took a bath, lit the sleeping grass and fell into a sweet sleep with Mengmeng in his arms, he never expected that someone would come into their house.

Xu Miao is addicted to watching movies. He originally thought that he would not be able to sleep well tonight and watch anime, but the episodes he didn't finish watching yesterday were like a cat's paw, and his heart itched unbearably.Gritting his teeth for the last time, he climbed up from the comfortable and warm embrace, planning to go to bed honestly after watching the unfinished movie.

So Xu Miao, who was holding the potato chips, suddenly heard the sound of the elevator outside the door, wondering how it was so late, how could there be subtle footsteps when the elevator came up.

Xu Miao thought for a while, turned off the TV, and turned off the light in the living room, climbed up the cat climbing frame, and hid in the cat nest on the cat climbing frame to observe the movement of the door.

Yan Shuo's house used to have a key, but later he was worried that Xu Miao would not be able to enter the door without the key. In addition to changing the door with a pet door, he also changed a combination lock.However, the person who came here obviously knew the situation of Yan Shuo's house very well. He even brought tools, intending to stick the tools through the small door and open the door directly from the inside.

Xu Miao lay in the cat's nest and watched for a long time. Seeing that the iron hook he had stretched in couldn't catch the door lock for a long time, she was really worried for him, so she approached quietly, when the iron hook slipped past the door lock again , Stretched out his paw and dialed it, so that the iron hook hooked the door lock smoothly.

As soon as the door was opened, Xu Miao hid herself in the gap between the sofa pillows. When she saw a sneaky person wearing a hat and mask, her cat eyes immediately formed a line. Unexpectedly, a thief came to his house Steal something!

His shit-shoveling officer said that the end of the new year is approaching, and many people will do bad things in order to have money to go home for the New Year. They beat dogs, steal cats and sell money. I didn't expect to be met by him today!So the sharp nails hidden in the soft flesh pads slowly stretched out. He is now a well-known Internet celebrity, and he is worth a lot of money. He must not be stolen!

The man looked around in the living room, probably not finding the target, so he started walking upstairs.Seeing this, Xu Miao became anxious. The sleeping grass was still lit upstairs. How could such a good thing be sucked up by the thief, so she stopped hiding immediately, and jumped in front of the thief in a few moments.

The visitor obviously knew the situation at Yan Shuo's house very well, and he was not surprised to see the sudden appearance of the cat. He even took out an iron like baseball bat from his clothes, but it was obviously smaller than a baseball bat. Behind the back, the other hand took out a ball of cat grass from his pocket, and whispered: "Come here, little cat, do you want to eat? Come here, come and eat."

Xu Miao approached him as he wanted, and the man threw the ball of cat grass on the ground, but Xu Miao didn't lower his head to lick the ball of cat grass as he wished, but just looked at him motionless.

The man was afraid that making a noise would wake up the people upstairs, so he bent down slowly, trying to catch the cat first.

When he stretched out his hand, Xu Miao immediately jumped up on the spot, and his sharp claws directly grabbed the man's face with three deep bloodstains.

The man screamed in pain, he probably didn't expect the cat to attack him suddenly, and clawed so hard that he didn't even care to hide, covered his bloody face with one hand, and walked around with the iron stick in the other Waving, trying to knock the cat to death.

Yan Shuo upstairs was awakened by the scream, turned his head and looked at the time, at three o'clock in the morning, he touched around but couldn't find Mengmeng, just a little strange, when he heard another movement from outside, so Get up immediately to check the situation.

At this time, in the dark living room, the man was still waving wildly. At this moment, he didn't care whether he would wake up the target, his face was in burning pain, and even one eye was so painful that he couldn't open it. I may be blind, and I hate this cat even more.

"Little bastard! I'm going to beat you to death, little bastard!!!"

Xu Miao jumped up and was about to give him another paw, but Yan Shuo grabbed him into his arms with one hand, but then, Yan Shuo kicked at the chest of the man whose one eye was distracted by the severe pain , directly kicked him out of the stairs.

Yan Shuo patted Xu Miao: "Go and turn on the light."

Xu meowed, jumped off Yan Shuo's body, and slapped the lamp away with his paw.

The man who was kicked to the ground got up and wanted to run, but Yan Shuo chased after him in two or three steps.The man was still holding the iron rod in his hand, without even thinking about it, seeing that Yan Shuo was catching up, he knocked down Yan Shuo with his backhand.

Although Yan Shuo didn't have the habit of exercising regularly, he also learned some self-defense when he was a child, and instinctively avoided the stick, and Xu Miao, who had been watching closely, scratched the man's hand fiercely when he saw it. Even through the thick down jacket, Xu Miao was bleeding.

The man had probably never seen such a lethal cat. He was stunned for a moment, and he didn't even have time to pick up the iron rod that fell to the ground because of the pain.

Yan Shuo kicked the iron bar away with one foot, stepped forward and slammed his knee into the man's chest, grabbed his hand and twisted it backhand.Xu Miao saw that the man raised his foot to kick his shit-shoveling officer, so he swooped down and kicked the man's leg, which landed on the man's knee.

Yan Shuo even heard the sound of bones cracking, and the man had fallen to the ground and howled.

Seeing that the man was covered in scars, one foot was probably broken, and he was no longer lethal, so he pressed his hands on the ground behind his back and asked, "Zhou Ming asked you to come?" They are a high-end residential area, and the security guards are on duty 24 hours a day. , The entry control is also quite strict. No thief can't afford to steal the old community when he is full. If he wants to come to a community like theirs to steal, and look at what this person is carrying on the ground, he is not an ordinary thief at all.

Although Yan Shuo asked, the people on the ground would definitely not answer, and he didn't even react from the current situation.Martial arts masters are just things that exist in TV dramas. In real life, people are raided late at night, and most people can't react at all. Even if the people who are raided have some self-defense skills, it is difficult to resist such a planned attack without weapons. s attack.So there is actually nothing difficult about buying murder to kill people. As long as someone greets the superiors and arranges the matter as a burglary or something, it will naturally be nothing later.

It's just that he didn't expect that he would become as miserable as he is now because of a cat!

Yan Shuo looked at the pale man covered in cold sweat on the ground, kicked the iron bar back, and loosened his restraint again: "Go away."

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo with some puzzlement, and the man raised his head with some unexpected difficulty. Shouldn't he be calling the police at this time.

Yan Shuo opened the door and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Don't get out? Do you want to continue to be beaten?"

Naturally, the man on the ground didn't dare to stay any longer, but when he moved his leg, he felt great pain, and it was almost fatal to struggle to get out of Yan Shuo's house.Yan Shuo didn't care about him, he threw all the man's things out of the house and closed the door, no matter how he left, it was none of his business.

Only then did Xu Miao ask suspiciously: "Shuo Shuo, why didn't you call the police, he came in to steal things."

Yan Shuo said: "It's almost Chinese New Year, life is not easy for her, and she was beaten so badly by us, the medical expenses will cost a lot, and she can't do bad things for a long time, so let's call the police."

Even if he called the police, he might be bitten back. The man was seriously injured, with scratches on his face and a broken leg. If that guy insisted that he was just burglary, he would most likely be crowned A charge of excessive defense.

Yan Shuo didn't have much contact with Zhou Ming, but he also knew that the Zhou family had some contacts, so he couldn't guarantee that he would be dealt with fairly even if he called the police, so he decided not to cause this trouble.As for Zhou Ming, he wrote down what happened tonight. He wanted to celebrate the new year in peace with each other. Since that guy doesn't want to celebrate the new year, he doesn't have to wait any longer.

Xu Miao snorted, and then asked again: "Then you just asked him if Zhou Ming asked him to come. Did Zhou Ming let someone come to our house to steal things?"

Yan Shuo said: "Zhou Ming just paid me a large sum of money. I guess he is upset and wants to steal something from our house to make up for it."

Xu Miao snorted and said, "That Zhou Ming is really a bad guy." Then he secretly released a trace of evil spirit from his fingers and bet on the guy outside the door. Let's see if he dares to do bad things in the future.

Yan Shuo smiled, locked the door again, and then locked the small door below, and then went upstairs with Xu Miao in his arms. Before dawn, he felt that he still had to continue to sleep.