My cat has become a sperm

The agent took Yan Shuo to see a few houses in the afternoon, but either the layout was not ideal or the location was too remote, so they could only return with Mengmeng without success.However, the search for an office building was not going well a while ago. Naturally, Yan Shuo did not expect to be able to settle the house on the first day, but after seeing a few villas, he completely gave up the idea of ​​an office building. The office mode is more ideal in his heart.

On the first day of the heavy snow, Xu Miao ran outside with Yan Shuo for a day, but the next day he was stuck in the bed and didn’t want to get up. For cats, getting up early in winter is too painful. They can lie on the floor to warm Sleeping for a whole day, even cultivating into demons can't change the characteristics of their race.

Looking at the large snowflakes falling outside, Xu Miao turned over lazily. His back was already warm enough. To warm up his side, Yan Shuo was on the side sofa holding his notebook and typing. Playing Japanese anime, the chattering Xu Miao couldn't understand it, and neither could Yan Shuo, but Xu Miao asked for a voice, otherwise the house would be too quiet, but it couldn't disturb Yan Shuo's work, so playing something that he didn't understand was just right. suitable.

Yan Shuo listed the concept of the website of the studio in detail. He is not very professional in this area, so it is not a problem to create an amateur website, but this will be the portal website of his studio in the future. List some of your ideas in your spare time, and then go to a professional to do it.

It's rare for one person and one cat to enjoy such a comfortable and leisurely time in the cold winter. Although Yan Shuo didn't play with him, Xu Miao felt at ease listening to the sound of the computer typing.

After staying in one position for too long, Xu Miao got up, stretched her buttocks, and then lay down on the ground, with her tail still flicking on her buttocks. She couldn't tell because she was so dark in the afternoon In the sky of time, Xu Miao slightly turned his head to look at Yan Shuo: "Shuo Shuo, what time is it?"

Yan Shuo glanced at the computer: "Three o'clock."

Xu Miao quickly got up: "It's afternoon tea time, can I order takeaway?"

Yan Shuo has been busy outside during this time. If it hadn’t been for the heavy snow in the past two days, the snow conditions in many places have been severe, and some appointments have been cancelled, he would not be at home at this time, so although he knows, he is not very clear. What kind of takeaway does Mengmeng eat at home every day: "What do you want to eat?"

"Malatang, chicken cutlet, chicken rack, uh... yogurt fruit and French fries!"

Yan Shuo moved away from the computer and looked at him: "Do you eat these things every day?"

Xu Miao's eyes wandered, and he resisted weakly: "I am a demon, and the earth | waste oil | poison | will not kill me, and I will get rid of those bad things when I practice."

Yan Shuo snorted softly: "Then do you still want the fat house happy water?"

Xu Miao nodded again and again: "Yes, yes!"

Yan Shuo closed the computer: "I'm hungry and I'll make you something to eat. I have French fries at home. I'll fry them for you and make you some chicken drumsticks. I still have some ingredients at home. I'll make you some apples." Pie, but the yogurt is gone, you go to the APP to buy some yogurt snacks."

Xu Miao, who has no Malatang and no fried chicken cutlets, curls herself into a hairball: "Well..." I still want to eat Malatang.

Shuo Shuo is not at home, miss him.Shuo Shuo is at home and wants to take out food.Why can't cats have both.

Not long after, the smell of frying came from the kitchen. The apple pie needs a little time to bake, but other things are very simple. Seeing that there is luncheon meat, Yan Shuo fried two more slices for Xu Miao, and served them After arriving in the living room, Yan Shuo saw him looking out of the floor-to-ceiling windows, thinking that he was still unhappy because he couldn't eat takeaway, so he simply put the food on the floor in front of him, and sat down cross-legged himself: "Okay Come eat, when I'm not at home, you don't eat much of those things, now while I'm at home, can't you eat something I made for a change?"

Xu Miao turned her head and slapped her paw on the floor-to-ceiling window: "Shuo Shuo, look below."

Yan Shuo stretched out his head to have a look, and there was nothing but whiteness outside.Xu Miao pointed to a series of footprints downstairs: "A black cat ran past here just now. In such a cold day, will those cats without homes freeze to death?"

With Yan Shuo's eyesight, he couldn't look down from the seventeenth floor, and saw the cat's footprints in the thick snow, but every winter, especially in a city like theirs with severe winter snow, there are always a lot of stray animals that freeze to death : "Some will freeze to death if they can't find warmth to avoid the cold, and some will hide in a warm place if they are smart."

Looking at the delicious food all over the floor, Xu Miao sighed, then picked up a small chicken leg and started to chew.Looking at Xu Miao, who had a small mouth and a big mouthful of meat, Yan Shuo laughed: "I thought you would feel so sad for those homeless stray cats that you couldn't eat them."

Xu Miao licked her mouth: "Then do you feel sad when you see homeless people?"

Yan Shuo shook his head, Xu Miao shook his tail: "That's it, I just feel a little pitiful when I see it."

While talking, Xu Miao's ears moved, and then looked towards the gate: "Someone is coming."

As soon as Xu Miao finished speaking, the doorbell rang. Yan Shuo picked up Xu Miao, took out a tissue to wipe the oil on his hair, and then went to open the door.

Xie Jingtong entered the room like a dog wriggling his nose: "It smells so good, what the fuck, there are so many deep-fried ones, you didn't like fried ones before, and you still put them on the ground, what's wrong with you? Is anyone having afternoon tea enjoying the snow?"

Seeing that Xie Jingtong unceremoniously picked up a small chicken leg and started to eat, Yan Shuo quickly hugged Xu Miao in his arms, but Xu Miao struggled twice, seeing that he couldn't get off, he bit him with his small teeth.

Yan Shuo caressed the cat, and said to Xie Jing, "You came to see me?"

Xie Jingtong pulled a cushion and sat on the floor, and picked up the plate of French fries to eat: "Mmm, I'm busy, do you still have the jerky you gave me last time?"

Yan Shuo hugged Xu Miao and sat on the sofa: "Yes, there are, but this is a good thing that money can't buy."

Xie Jingtong nodded repeatedly: "I know, I know, didn't you give me some before? Although the dark dried meat is delicious, I don't know what kind of meat it is. I ate two pieces and then I didn't eat it. In the end, I Grandpa ate a lot. You know he has diabetes and high blood pressure. After a physical examination, his blood pressure returned to normal. Even his diabetes has improved a lot. No, now for more than a month my grandfather has stopped insulin, and everything is normal now.”

Yan Shuo said: "I still have some here. Although I don't know if your grandfather can recover after eating it, it is really good for the body."

Xie Jingtong said: "I still have some at home. Ever since I knew it was a good thing, my family almost gave it away. In the past, my grandfather ate it casually and chewed it with two pieces when his mouth was free. Now we can't let him do that. Eat, a small piece every day, if you still have some, I want to buy some from you, as a gift, soon there will be a new mine to be mined, get through the relationship, want to get the first-hand resources, the price is up to you If it is too high, it will be used for the company's accounts. If this relationship is established, it will not only be a benefit value."

Hearing what Xie Jingtong said, Yan Shuo didn't hesitate: "Five catties is one million yuan, I can give you twenty catties." Those who play with jadeite have never been short of money, so he, the little boss, can make connections in person. That relationship is absolutely extraordinary, so Yan Shuo didn't give him a friendship price. Anyway, this kid will definitely earn back hundreds of times from that relationship in the future.

Xie Jingtong also felt that Yan Shuo's price was too low: "Everyone said that you don't need to save me money, just give me your account number and I will ask the company to transfer the money for you. Hey, what happened to your cat? What happened to me?" Feel like he's hating me? I didn't mess with him this time. "

Yan Shuo glanced at his cute cushions and his cute afternoon tea, stroking the cat's back: "Well, you didn't mess with him."

Xie Jingtong said to Yan Shuo after finishing the business: "Didn't you say you wanted to buy a villa as a studio? I have a good place here. It's within the third ring road, the city center, surrounded by subways in the front and rear commercial districts. The key is that the price is cheap."

Yan Shuo raised his eyebrows slightly: "Is there a problem with the house?"

Xie Jingtong smiled immediately: "Isn't there a problem? The first owner of the house lived in it for less than a month and died of myocardial infarction. Wasn't this an accident? No one took it seriously. , Another member of his family died in a car accident. As you know, some people were superstitious and thought it was a problem with the house, so they sold it at a high price. After all, the house was in a good location and it was very big. It was built earlier at that time. At that time, the area was not yet developed, and it was quite barren, so the land area was not small, anyway, many people did not believe in evil, and were willing to buy it at a high price, after all, such resources were rare.”

Yan Shuo said: "And then?"

Xie Jingtong chuckled: "Then this matter is evil. After the second homeowner bought it, he didn't live in it himself, but rented it out. It turned out that the tenant was the mistress of a high-ranking official, and she said that she was showing off her wealth on the Internet all day long." , I got into a fight with a small Internet celebrity, and the fans of the small Internet celebrity raped her, and even dug out the high-ranking official. As you can imagine, the house was later auctioned and bought by a wealthy businessman from other places. After half a year, the rich businessman had a brain tumor and accidents happened one after another, and the house was put on hold, and there was no way to sell it, as long as someone wanted to take it over, he would sell it at a low price."

Xie Jingtong patted him and said, "I think the condition of that house is really good, but if you want it, you should first find a powerful master. If it was this kind of house before, how could I tell you, but it's different now , the relationship I want to open up is to know a very powerful master, a real master of the imperial capital, as long as he can see you, everything is easy to talk about."

Yan Shuo only said to think about it first, and sent Xie Jingtong away after packing twenty catties of snake meat. He was afraid that if Xie Jingtong didn't leave, he would lose control of the cat that was about to run away in his arms.

Seeing the afternoon tea that was almost eaten, Xu Miao suddenly burst into tears. Shuo Shuo not only gave his food to others, but also pressed him to prevent him from resisting, which made him feel wronged.

Seeing that the crying bag was about to release the flood, Yan Shuo immediately said, "Order takeaway."

Xu Miao, who withdrew her tears for a second, looked at Yan Shuo: "Mala Tang?"

Yan Shuo said weakly: "... Whatever you want, you can eat whatever you like."

When Xu Miao ate Malatang contentedly, Yan Shuo looked at him and asked, "Mengmeng."

Xu Miao smiled and looked at him with squinted eyes: "Ang?"

Yan Shuo: "Can you catch ghosts?"

The author has something to say:

Xu Miao: Are you serious about catching ghosts?

Yan Shuo: Well, seriously.