My cat has become a sperm

In view of the appearance of a strange woman of unknown origin to Xu Miao at Zhang Kai's house, Yan Shuo originally planned to take Xu Miao to eat barbecue, but Xu Miao reluctantly refused, and then ordered a lot of meat on his mobile phone , When they almost got home, the takeaway should have arrived.He went down first to check the situation. Yan Shuo was having barbecue at home. If the situation was not right, he would bring Tutu up to eat barbecue.

After placing the order accurately and telling the poop shovel officer about his arrangement, Xu Miao wagged his tail proudly: "It's all arranged, am I good?"

Yan Shuo casually glanced at the list on his mobile phone that seemed to be too long to finish, and hummed: "That's great."

After returning home smoothly all the way, Xu Miao went down on the floor of Zhang Kai's house. Yan Shuo warned: "Don't mess around, and we will talk about it when we go home first."

Xu Miao nodded again and again, and then went to the small door of Zhang Kai's house familiarly.

When Xu Miao poked a head through the small door, Xu Tutu was sitting on the sofa as a rabbit-shaped decoration. After seeing the cat's head, he waved his paw at him.

It's a pity that Xu Miao didn't understand what Tutu meant, and seeing that there seemed to be no one in the room, he jumped in.

Xu Tutu hurriedly sent a voice transmission to him: "Don't talk, you're in the kitchen."

Xu Miao glanced into the kitchen, as if someone was cooking, so she carefully transmitted her voice: "Who is that woman?"

Xu Tutu took a bite of a carrot that he didn't like at all, and chewed twice: "Zhang Kai's blind date."

Before Xu Miao expressed surprise, a sound of footsteps came from the kitchen, and Xu Miao quickly hid under the pillow behind Xu Tutu.The woman brought out two dishes and put them on the table, glanced at the ugly Chinese garden rabbit, and then went into the kitchen again.

Seeing the woman leave, Xu Miao carefully got out: "So she will be the hostess here?"

Xu Tutu babbled and broke the carrot into two pieces: "Impossible! There is her without me here, and me without her!"

Thinking of what Yan Shuo said to him before, Xu Miao quickly comforted him: "My family Shuo Shuo said, um... Anyway, it means that people have different statuses, but their feelings are the same. As long as it is not another rabbit, you must be The favorite of your shit-shoveling officer, so you can coexist peacefully."

Xu Tutu looked at Xu Miao coldly: "If someone thinks that you are not an expensive pet breed, and says that you are full of anger, they will throw you out!"

Xu Miao suddenly became angry: "Scratch him to death!"

Only then did Xu Tutu look back in satisfaction: "That's why I am at odds with her!"

Xu Miao scratched her face: "Then what should we do now? Zhang Kai is not at home, how can we drive her out? Shall I scratch her?"

Xu Tutu shook his head: "Don't worry, this woman was brought by Zhang Kai's mother. Although I don't know if Zhang Kai knows about it, I'll wait for Zhang Kai to come back anyway. If Zhang Kai wants this woman, I don't want this shovel." Shit officer!"

Xu Miao said: "Then let's go up, I bought a lot of meat, Shuo Shuo is roasting for us, we can eat to our full."

Thinking of barbecue, Xu Tutu licked his three-petal mouth, threw the carrot aside neatly, and followed Xu Miao upstairs.

Just as the two demons went out through the small door, the woman in the kitchen came out again with a plate of dishes. She looked at the shaky small door on the main door, and then turned to look for the rabbit. Sure enough, the rabbit ran away.The woman thought about it and put this matter aside. It would be better if the rabbit ran away by itself. Who raises garden rabbits these days? Just give him a cute and beautiful pet rabbit.

Zhang Kai came back early today, because his mother called him and said that he would come over for dinner today, but when he entered the room, he didn't see his mother, but Ouyang Qin, and he understood the old man almost instantly. Mom meant it, so he said helplessly: "Here again, you are messing around with my mother."

Ouyang Qin smiled at him: "Auntie's warm invitation, it's hard for me to refuse, anyway, it's just a meal, my task is done, the rest is up to you and Auntie."

Zhang Kai clicked his tongue twice: "You are not loyal enough, hey, where is my rabbit?"

Ouyang Qin immediately put on a puzzled expression: "Rabbit? Do you still have a rabbit? I thought you had a cat. There are a lot of cat toys at home. It's just strange that you haven't seen a cat yet."

Zhang Kai went to the small room of the rabbit's nest to have a look, and shouted a few times upstairs and downstairs, so he called Yan Shuo: "Is the rabbit in your place?"

Yan Shuo looked at the two who were eating a lot: "Yes, if you are done with your work, you can come up too. It's tiring enough to serve one, but I can't afford to serve two."

Zhang Kai said: "What are you doing?"

Yan Shuo put down the clip and shook his sour hands: "Barbecue."

Zhang Kai laughed suddenly: "You take care of it today, and I will take care of your family another day."

Hearing Zhang Kai's phone call with others, Ouyang Qin had an unnatural expression for a moment, and then asked casually, "Did your rabbit run away?"

Zhang Kai nodded: "There are good friends of my rabbit upstairs. They often play together, so they specially installed this kind of door that can be entered and exited at will, so that they can't get lost. You made these dishes?"

Ouyang Qin raised her eyebrows: "Of course, I bought all the dishes with my aunt. I know you don't know how to cook. If these dishes are put here, they might be spoiled, so I just cook them. Come on, let's eat, it's over." I just went home, and I still have a case to finish."

Zhang Kai sat down at the dining table with a smile: "If my mother finds you again in the future, even if you try to find a reason to push me away, I will tell my mother about it, what a mismatch."

Ouyang Qin smiled, and then changed the subject.She and Zhang Kai are college classmates, but they are high school alumni. At that time, she and Zhang Kai knew each other, but they only knew each other's name, and had no real contact with him. But at that time, she had paid attention to Zhang Kai. At the age of a girl Huaichun, if she happens to meet a very outstanding boy, it's hard not to be tempted.Later, she followed Zhang Kai to apply for university and major, and then became a classmate.

Afterwards, everything is a matter of course. Compared with a group of strangers, the same classmates from high school are naturally easier to get acquainted with. In addition, Ouyang Qin is very good and has a good personality. It is easy to get along with a group of boys , The two gradually became friends and even got in touch with each other's family.

But to Zhang Kai, Ouyang Qin is just a very good college classmate, one of the few friends he can maintain after graduation. He has never thought about her in the direction of men and women. He has said more than once that he is such a messy couple, but his mother just likes Ouyang Qin and wants to make them a couple.Fortunately, Ouyang Qin is very talkative, and will cooperate with his mother every time, just like good brothers who block each other when things happen.

It's a pity that this is not the case in Ouyang Qin's heart. She likes Zhang Kai, but she also knows that Zhang Kai has no affection for her, but it doesn't matter. She has already entered the eyes of Zhang Kai's mother. There is no woman around Kai who can compare. As long as there is any woman around Zhang Kai, Zhang Kai's mother feels that the other party is not as good as herself. Sooner or later, she will get what she wants.

Poor Ouyang Qin never imagined that these days, not only women, but also men, and even demons must be guarded against.

Ouyang Qin knows how to advance and retreat. As she said, she didn't stay long after eating and drove away.Zhang Kai went upstairs without even clearing his chopsticks and bowls, only to see a rabbit who was picking his nose and eyes at him.

Zhang Kai looked at Yan Shuo: "What's wrong?"

Seeing Zhang Kai's innocent face, Xu Tutu immediately said, "Let me tell you, if there is that woman in this family, there will be no me, and if there is me, there will be no such woman!"

Xu Miao nodded and said, "Yes!"

Yan Shuo pulled Xu Miao back into his arms, stroked his hair and said, "This is someone else's housework, you can't make trouble like this."

Xu Miao blinked her eyes and looked at Yan Shuo: "I didn't make trouble, it's obviously that woman doesn't like Tutu, she despises Tutu, that woman is very bad."

Yan Shuo put a finger on Xu Miao's mouth: "Shh, that's their business, let them handle it themselves."

Xu meowed, nestled on Yan Shuo's body and covered his mouth with his two fur paws.

Zhang Kai thought that Tutu had misunderstood the relationship between him and Ouyang Qin, and explained in a funny way: "She is just my college classmate, because my mother brought her here today, I don't know, I just have a pure classmate relationship with her do you understand?"

Xu Tutu snorted and said, "You liar! Do you know what that woman said to me, how did you raise a pastoral rabbit, which was dirty and smelly! What happened to the pastoral rabbit! My 5000-year heritage in Greater China Civilization, how can it be inferior to those imported products! How dare you dislike me, I don't even dislike her wearing cheap perfume!"

Zhang Kai frowned slightly: "She dislikes you?"

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes directly, and Xu Miao couldn't help retracting his two paws and said, "Yes! She dislikes that Tutu is not an expensive pet breed! I can already see her disdainful eyes!"

Xu Tutu said angrily: "She still picks my ears! She still won't let me sit on the sofa, but throws my ears on the floor! I still want to stay on the sofa, and if she picks me up again, I'll bark my teeth and scare her !"

Zhang Kai hugged Xu Tutu and rubbed his long ears: "Did she pick your ears?"

Xu Tutu nodded bitterly, not only carrying him, but also throwing him away!

Zhang Kai's face darkened for a moment, and then he said with a smile: "Okay, don't be angry, she was brought back by my mother, not me, you can't be angry with me because of an outsider, I will lock the door For another one, even my mother won't give it to me, anyone who comes to the house in the future must get your approval, okay?"

Xu Tutu asked suspiciously: "Is she really not the woman your mother found to mate with you?"

Zhang Kai slapped Xu Tutu on the head: "The kid is talking nonsense! She is just my classmate, a pure friend relationship. I promise I won't let her come to my house again, okay?"

Hearing this, Xu Tutu was a little satisfied: "Well, I will forgive you this time for the sake of your ignorance."

Zhang Kai changed the subject and said, "Are you full tonight, do you want to have supper?"

Xu Tutu looked at Xu Miao, and Xu Miao's bottomless pit suddenly had stars in his eyes, Xu Tutu said: "Then let's go eat hot pot."

The two demons suddenly turned cloudy and went to search for a hot pot restaurant with a good reputation, chatting about what to eat.

Zhang Kai then looked at Yan Shuo: "Thank you for taking care of Tutu, the barbecue has worked hard."

Yan Shuo hooked his lips and smiled: "I think you are working harder."

Zhang Kai bared his teeth, who knows that a friend who has been with him for many years has an impure mind and even has two sides? I'm afraid it's not very good.

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Ouyang Qin: She never expected that she would be defeated by a rabbit!