My cat has become a sperm

For being able to go to work with Yan Shuo, Xu Miao is 1 willing. He also wants to see how Yan Shuo works outside. In the competition that Yan Shuo participated in, he also took advantage of Yan Shuo’s absence. After watching a few episodes, there are so many people on stage, and his shit-shoveling officer is the most handsome in the crowd, but he hasn't won No.1 until now.The judges must have bad vision.After he goes, he must give Yan Shuola points!

Seeing that Xu Miao began to talk about Xu Tutu's beautiful clothes, and when he went to pick out the most beautiful one to wear, Yan Shuo couldn't help asking: "Is it a habit of you fairies to wear clothes when you go out?"

He was a big man who bought all kinds of toys for Mengmeng, but he never bought a piece of clothing.I feel that cats and dogs wear clothes purely because of human preferences, but if Mengmeng likes to wear clothes, then it’s not impossible to buy them, why bother to wear other people’s clothes.

Xu Miao shook his head. Goblins naturally don’t need to wear clothes when they go out. They don’t have to be humanoid and hairless: “We don’t need them, but you humans like them. Every time I put on clothes and shoot videos, many people will give rewards.” , I dress more beautifully, let more people like me, they will give you high marks, and you will be able to take the first place!"

Yan Shuo said with a smile: "You don't need to wear clothes and you are the most beautiful boy. If you go to work with me like this, many people will like you."

Xu Miao was a little uncertain: "Really?"

Yan Shuo nodded: "Really, I promise."

However, Xu Miao paid more attention to this trip than Yan Shuo expected, and asked for a bath the day before going out, and also asked to take a bath with the same shampoo as Yan Shuo's perfume.

Yan Shuo looked at the longing Mengmeng, and was helpless again: "The smell from the last bath on your body hasn't dissipated yet. You don't need to wash it so fragrant. It smells too fragrant. I'm afraid that people will say cat abuse."

Xu Miao was confused: "Why?"

Yan Shuo picked him up from the washstand, and took down the shampoo he was holding tightly in his arms: "You animals have a very sensitive sense of smell. If the things you bathe with are too fragrant, it will be very harmful to your sense of smell." Big stimulus, this is not good."

Seeing the shampoo being taken away, Xu Miao was not happy. He has been craving the same scent as Yan Shuo for a long time, and now he finally has the opportunity to wash one, so he must not give up: "I am not an ordinary animal, I am a fairy. And Shuo Shuo, I want to be as fragrant as you, and when I go out, people will know that I am your cat by smelling my body."

Yan Shuo's movement of putting shampoo stopped immediately, he looked at the two furry paws holding onto his arm, and then looked at the pair of round and expectant eyes: "Do you like to smell like me?"

Xu Miao nodded repeatedly. When he came to Yan Shuo's house, he hadn't bathed a few times in total. What he also washed was the special body wash bought by Yan Shuo. It seemed to be imported. The smell was very light and not fragrant at all. Not as fragrant as washing in a pet store.

For Mengmeng's reason, Yan Shuo really couldn't refuse. Seeing him nodding, cheering and jumping into the bathtub and waiting for him to take a bath, Yan Shuo couldn't laugh or cry. The cat who strongly demands to be fragrant and fragrant, I don't know how many shit-shoveling officials I have to envy to death.

Thinking of Mengmeng and that Rabbit's Internet celebrity account, Yan Shuo asked while preparing things for the bath, "Did you take a bath in the video?"

Xu Miao shook his head. The video was shot with Tutu. How can a rabbit bathe him? He can't bathe himself in front of netizens all over the country.

Yan Shuo said: "Do you want me to broadcast a live shower for you?"

Xu Miao shook her tail shyly: "Take a bath in front of so many people."

"Then don't you?"

Xu Miao hurriedly said: "I want it!" He also watched a lot of videos of other pet owners, and there were quite a few of them taking a bath. Others were so happy watching it, and the rewards were much more frequent.

Yan Shuo picked up Mengmeng's mobile phone and entered the live broadcast room. The theme of this live broadcast is the cat that you can't envy.

Because of Yan Shuo, Xu Miao appeared in a variety show that is quite popular now, so many people found Miao Jing’s internet celebrity account based on the barrage on the variety show, and now Xu Miao’s account has nearly one million followers , better than many third-rate starlets.As soon as the live broadcast started right now, many people received attention pushes, and those who had nothing to do and were curious, subconsciously clicked in to take a look.

Yan Shuo first held his mobile phone to the camera, and greeted the netizen on the other side of the screen: "Hi everyone, I am Yan Shuo, Mengmeng's excrement shoveler. Another kid from Mengmeng is not here today, so I will broadcast a live broadcast for you all." , Today is a live broadcast of Mengmeng taking a bath, come to Mengmeng and say hello to everyone."

Yan Shuo turned the camera to Xu Miao, who squatted obediently on the ground, flicked his tail, and said sweetly: "Meow~"

Then the barrage began to swipe the screen, wailing and yelling that he was so cute that he exploded on the spot.Yan Shuo glanced at the barrage, and couldn't help but smile. Whether he thought it was cute and interesting, or he really liked Mengmeng, but everyone's friendly likes are really heart-warming. No wonder Mengmeng likes to make videos so much.

After Yan Shuo pointed the camera at Mengmeng, his own voice became a voice-over. During the live broadcast, everyone saw that the place where the live broadcast was in was completely different from the previous room. Thinking that the room might be different, just listen to today’s anchor in Offscreen said: "Alright, Mengmeng, let's go take a shower."

The voice of the excrement shoveler has not yet fallen. Mengmeng, who was still licking her paw on the ground just now, turned around and ran towards the bathroom. The cat in the bathroom, today's protagonist, Mengmeng, jumped onto the sink very quickly, and then got into the bathtub that was obviously prepared before, sitting obediently and looking at the shit shovel officer holding the phone.

Yan Shuo fixed his mobile phone on the shelf beside him, and after the angle was just right to capture Mengmeng, he rolled up his sleeves to drain the water.But Mengmeng in the bathtub was not afraid of the water, and curiously stretched out her paws to play with the water.

Yan Shuo threw another small lump into the bathtub, and soon the water in the basin turned milky white full of bubbles. The live broadcast alone must be a bit boring, so Yan Shuo bathed Mengmeng. Explanation: "This is a bath tablet. It is used to eliminate the pet's odor. It can also protect the hair and repel insects, but it can't be used frequently. However, it doesn't matter if you take a bath like a cat every few months. Anyway, you don't take a bath often."

When Yan Shuo said, the fur on Xu Miao's body was all wet. Like many cats, after falling into the water, it was as miserable as an alien. The round eyes looked very abrupt on the small head. But still a group of cute people screaming.

[This must be a fake cat!It's unbelievable to behave like this! 】

[Mengmeng's shit-shoveling officer must have saved the Milky Way in his previous life. In this life, he can have such a cute cat as Mengmeng. This is really someone else's cat! 】

[Looking at Mengmeng, who is obediently sitting in the bathtub, letting the water wash over her body, and then looking at the terrible scratches on her hands left by the master's bath yesterday, either the broadcaster raised a fake cat, or I raised a cat Fake cat! 】

[My mom, a cute baby who loves to take a bath!This is no longer envy, jealousy or hatred, my facial features are already so sour, okay!May I ask where to buy such cuteness?Buy it even if you lose everything! 】

[I will obediently go to the bath tub and wait for the shit shovel to take a bath. It's too fantasy, it's even more unscientific than unscientific! 】

[It is agreed that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become elites, cute kid, please show your license to become elites, thank you! 】

[Looking at the medals all over my body, I don't think I raise a cat, but probably a tiger in the shape of a cat. 】

Xu Miao was not dirty in the first place. After Yan Shuo bathed him for a while, he brushed it with a special brush. After changing a basin of clean water, he put on the same shampoo that Xu Miao had been thinking about. Seeing the same smell as Yan Shuo's, Xu Miao closed her eyes comfortably and contentedly.This scene immediately turned the cuteness of watching the live broadcast, the cat who loves bathing, and the cat who enjoys washing so much, this must be the luck accumulated by the good character.

After Yan Shuo washed Xu Miao clean, he put the wet cat in front of the camera: "Because I'm going to take Mengmeng out to work tomorrow to record the T'STAR Designer Contest's ten-to-eight knockout round, and I've already reported it to the program team , I might give Mengmeng a shot at that time, my Mengmeng is going to be on TV, so I dressed up a bit today, and friends who like Mengmeng can pay attention to Mengmeng’s first TV show.”

Xu Miao echoed Yan Shuo's words, followed by a meow, and the bullet screen was full of wow, Mengmeng is going to become a star, and she must support it.Yan Shuo didn't turn off the live broadcast directly after taking a shower. Since these people like to watch cats, let them watch them well enough, put Mengmeng into the drying box, and Yan Shuo pointed the phone at the drying box After getting out of the box, I went about my own business.

In order to solicit votes for Yan Shuo, Xu Miao dried her hair in the box while showing off her softness as a cat in a fancy way. From time to time, she stuck pink meat pads on the box, and then used those innocent blue big Maoyan went to look at the camera, and must make everyone like himself more, and then vote for Yan Shuo.A boring hair drying process also makes people unable to stop watching. This group of netizens are addicted to cats, and they are really afraid that one day they will lose control and actually come to steal cats.

Although Yan Shuo didn't deliberately promote it, he just mentioned the time when Mengmeng first appeared on TV because he saw how much they liked Mengmeng. Boxia shouted that you must give Mengmeng more shots, you must be gentle with Mengmeng and not scare it, and there are many private messages to the address of the program group, wanting to send Xiaoyugan to Mengmeng, making the entire program group official website fans It has risen a lot, and the following is all about cats.

The program team probably thought this was a good topic, so they released a confirmed news that this internet celebrity cat will be on camera, and released the broadcast time of this episode of this cat on camera, even if it has a little more ratings, it will be profitable.

Other contestants also began to pay attention to some comments on the Internet because of their fame. Some of them did not expect that Yan Shuo would rely on the cat to take the lead, and the effect was obviously good. At least because of this cat, the name Yan Shuo was mentioned more , and when the program team released the news, Aite also posted the accounts of Yan Shuo and the internet celebrity cat. This obviously has the opportunity to increase the popularity of other people. It is conceivable that Yan Shuo I am afraid that there is a qualitative leap in popularity.

Unlike other people who lamented Yan Shuo's scheming, Lan Jing's little boss was uncharacteristically happy about it, and even Leng Shu thought it was wrong to look at that happy look: "What are you thinking?"

Zhou Ming raised his eyebrows and smiled: "He wants to rely on cats to become famous, and I have a way to make him perish because of cats!"

Leng Shu frowned and said, "What do you want to do?"

Zhou Ming approached Leng Shu, and patted his face lightly: "You just need to play hard, and I'll do the rest."

Leng Shu was not satisfied with this: "I hope you believe in my strength and don't do unnecessary things."

Zhou Ming didn't want to argue with him, he just said: "I know it well."

After Zhou Ming left, Leng Shu picked up his phone and clicked on Yan Shuo's WeChat. Although he didn't know what Zhou Ming wanted to do, he wanted to remind Yan Shuo, but he edited it many times, and finally deleted it word by word. No words were sent out.