My cat has become a sperm

When Yan Shuo woke up, he just felt refreshed. His previous symptoms of lightheadedness, stuffy nose and sore throat were all relieved. He thought it was because he found a cold and took medicine in time to rest, so he recovered well.He touched Mengmeng who was sleeping in a ball next to his hand, picked up the phone next to him and looked at it, it was eight o'clock in the evening, and he slept soundly this time.

Seeing that Mengmeng also woke up because of his movement, she stretched her limbs and stretched her waist, and gently scratched its belly: "Are you hungry?"

Xu Miao stood up and shook the messy sleeping cat, stretched her buttocks, and then stepped on the quilt and climbed onto Yan Shuo: "Aww~"

Yan Shuo rubbed its jaw: "Are you hungry? Then let's get up and cook."

Hearing the meal, Xu Miao quickly climbed onto Yan Shuo's shoulders, sat firmly, watched Yan Shuo condescendingly cook for him, and rubbed Yan Shuo with his furry cat face from time to time, in exchange for Yan Shuo's sideways A kiss on the forehead of the head, the picture is very warm.

Downstairs, Zhang Kai stepped on the way home again on the starlight. The previous work intensity was nothing to him. It was considered early to go home before the clock ticked. thing.But since the family raised a goblin, if he couldn't get off work on time at five o'clock every day, he would feel like a cat scratching and anxious.

Maybe it was my luck today. On the way home, I saw a very popular cake shop. There were not many people queuing up. I thought about the bottomless pit at home. home, but still parked the car on the side of the road, went in and bought a big cake.

When he got home, as soon as the door was opened, a group of white hairs rushed towards him.Zhang Kai subconsciously hugged the little thing that rushed towards him: "You are so enthusiastic today, are you hungry, have you eaten all the snacks?"

Xu Tutu endured and endured so much that he didn't put his big feet on Zhang Kai's face. If he was a little more enthusiastic, he wanted to eat. He rolled his eyes indecently, and Xu Tutu said: " Are you going home so late again, are you so busy with work?"

Zhang Kai carried the rabbit to the restaurant while putting the cake on the table: "There are a few major dramas that are rushing to work, and people are always watching the service, so it's a bit late today, and it's too late to cook. Let's order takeaway, see what you want to eat, and order it yourself with my mobile phone."

Xu Tutu stared at Zhang Kai for a while, then suddenly said awkwardly: "You are so tired, do you want a massage?"

Zhang Kai was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't hear clearly: "Massage?"

Xu Tutu raised his white-haired rabbit face: "I can step on my back very comfortably, I can step on it for you as hard as you want!"

Zhang Kai asked suspiciously: "You...did you do something bad at home today? Tell me, what did you do? The vest on the Internet was exposed?"

Xu Tutu couldn't bear it anymore, gave Zhang Kai a kick in the chest, picked up Zhang Kai's mobile phone to order takeaway, he wanted to make this hateful human being poor!After finally feeling cautious and wanting to treat him better, this guy doesn't appreciate it at all, damn it!

The official time of Yan Shuo's first competition has been notified, and it is still an entertainment competition, with questions on the spot, and creative production directly with the materials available on the spot, although their official contestants have already got the questions.It is said that even if the recording goes well, it may take a day.Since raising a cat, Yan Shuo has hardly left the cat to go out for a day, but he thought that as long as the cat has food and water ready, it should be fine even for a day.

In the morning, I cleaned up the cat litter, and Yan Shuo put some cat food. The homemade cat food will not be fresh after a day, so it is still the most suitable cat food at this time. I replaced the automatic water dispenser with a bucket of fresh water. Only then did he hug Mengmeng who was sticking to his feet: "I'm going to go out to work today, I'm afraid it will be a day, you stay at home obediently, eat cat food honestly, if you behave well today, I will make a cat for you tomorrow." Eat roasted chicken legs."

Xu Miao glanced at the cat food, and obediently called out to Yan Shuo softly. What he was thinking was that he would pack the cat food and throw it away at the Tutu's house later, and then he could stay at the Tutu's house for a day today. Just come up from time to time in the middle and hang around under the camera, lest Yan Shuo come back to check the surveillance.

Yan Shuo touched Xu Miao's head: "Mengmeng is so cute."

Before going out, Yan Shuo repeatedly confirmed that all the doors and windows in the house were directly locked, and the cat would never be able to open it. After thinking about it, he threw a few small dried fish and hid it in the cat climbing frame while Mengmeng was not paying attention. In the nest, you can find it when Mengmeng climbs up to sleep, so that you don’t have to eat the dried fish in your arms as soon as you leave, and don’t even eat cat food.

Yan Shuo was sure that he hadn't missed anything, and there was monitoring software in his mobile phone, so he could check the cat's situation outside at any time, so Yan Shuo felt relieved to go out.

As a result, as soon as he arrived at the recording location, he was stopped in front of the building by Madge in a sexy dress.

Madge looked at Yan Shuo in simple casual attire. Although he was also very handsome, the kind of handsomeness that was so natural that he could be seen in the crowd at a glance, but after all he was going to be on camera, so he still looked a little passerby, so he lightly He tutted and shook his head.

Yan Shuo lowered his head and looked at himself, making sure there was nothing inappropriate, and raised his eyebrows slightly.

Madge reached out and grabbed Yan Shuo and walked in: "It just so happens that my makeup artist is here, let her tidy up for you, and you need to change your clothes. I will ask someone to bring you clothes to change. Since you are going to be on camera, You have to do your best, even just relying on your face can attract a group of good-looking dogs, so don't waste the natural advantage of attracting fans."

Yan Shuo didn't think it was necessary: ​​"I'm just a designer, and I don't plan to debut."

Madge curled her lips at him, and the queen's aura was full: "Even if you're just a designer, you have to be the most eye-catching one in the design world!"

When Yan Shuo was repeatedly tortured by Madge, Xu Miao pretended to eat some cat food in front of the camera, but actually put it in his storage space. Object space, this is what every monster has.

It is said that they are naturally left over from the blood of their ancestors. The demons in ancient times would store many treasures in the cave, but at that time the demons were born very powerful, and the most powerful storage space could even move mountains and fill seas. Unlike their monsters at this time, the storage space is not even a square meter, and they can only hold a little herbs, ID cards and the like.

After loading the food, he wandered around the house, walked to the corner that the camera couldn't capture, jumped on the window, skillfully unlocked the window, and slipped into Tutu's house in no time.

This was the first time he went to Tutu's house in the morning, Zhang Kai hadn't even left when he went, Tutu was sitting at the dining table eating hot beef noodles, Xu Miao was drooling watching.

Xu Tutu noticed Xu Miao's evil spirit, and when he looked up, he saw the cat outside the window: "Why did you come down so early today?"

Without waiting for Xu Tutu to move, Zhang Kai got up and went to open the window. Xu Miao jumped in and whispered softly, "Thank you."

Zhang Kai smiled: "You're welcome, have you had breakfast yet?"

Xu Miao looked at the dining table for a day, stuck out her tongue and licked it: "No."

Xu Tutu said: "Come and eat, why did you come down in the morning, where is Yan Shuo?"

Xu Miao jumped onto the dining table: "He's going to the competition today, he put the cat food for me early in the morning and left."

Zhang Kai went to the kitchen to fry a few pieces of luncheon meat, brewed a cup of sweet milk, cut the toast brushed with jam into pieces, and then brought it out to entertain his rabbit-spirited friends.But as soon as I came out, I saw a rabbit and a cat sipping beef noodles in a bowl, and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The two who were full were lying on the sofa to digest, Xu Miao took out the cat food in the storage space and threw it into the trash can: "I will trouble you to throw this away for me, it won't consume a little , Yan Shuo will definitely scold me again when he comes back."

Xu Tutu held a lollipop in his mouth and said, "Then you can stay with me all day today?"

Xu Miao nodded: "I just want to go down and take a look under the camera halfway, otherwise I won't be able to see me for a day, I'm afraid that Yan Shuo will come back halfway."

Xu Tutu picked up the mobile phone that Zhang Kai had bound to him last night: "Then we can order takeaway together at noon, you see what we want to eat, we can order a few more."

Xu Miao has been at Yan Shuo's house for so long, and has never eaten takeaway, so she hugged her phone curiously to check.

After Zhang Kai cleaned up the garbage, he took out a bunch of snacks from the cabinet and put them beside him. Seeing the two goblins so proficiently hiding in the dark, he didn't know when Yan Shuo would find out that his house was actually a kitten. .

Holding the phone, Xu Miao suddenly said: "Let's start more live broadcasts today. I want to buy some grass, but the reward money is not enough."

Xu Tutu nodded when he heard the words. He also wanted to make money, so he should buy some for Zhang Kai, otherwise he would look like a scumbag.

Zhang Kai was a little puzzled and said: "Why are you so anxious to make money, there is food and drink, where do you need to spend money?"

Xu Miao took a long breath: "The consumption in the demon world is too expensive. A piece of grass costs 38888. If you don't work hard to make money, how can you afford it?"

Zhang Kai looked at the chain on Xu Miao's chest, and said with a smile: "Ask your shit-shoveling officer for money. Hundreds of thousands of emerald pendants can be worn by you. Your shit-shoveling officer is definitely not short of money."

Xu Miao looked at Zhang Kai puzzled: "What hundreds of thousands?"

Zhang Kai said: "The pendant you wear around your neck is at least hundreds of thousands. Although it is small, it is full of water and has a good appearance. It can be sold at a high price."

Xu Miao was shocked immediately: "Hundreds of thousands!" Then he wore a lot of expensive detoxification and beauty herbs around his neck!I don't know if Yan Shuo will kill him if he sells the pendant.

Xu Tutu also looked at Xu Miao unexpectedly: "It turns out that your shit-shoveling officer is so rich." He thought that Tutu's family was very poor, so it was actually his family that was poor.Immediately, the look in Zhang Kai's eyes was wrong, they are so poor, why don't they hurry up to make money!

Zhang Kai has long been immune to the contemptuous eyes of this rabbit spirit, looked at Xu Miao and said, "I have a lot of money-making channels here. You are fairies, and your understanding ability must be better than ordinary animals. You can do it in any scene." Earn a few thousand yuan, and when your net worth goes up, there are quite a few advertisements, not hundreds of thousands, 10,000+ must be there, but if you want to use this way to make money, then you will definitely be given by Yan Shuo. See through, unless..."

A rabbit and a cat opened their eyes wide: "Unless what?"

Zhang Kai smiled: "Unless you have a way to transform, disguise yourself, change the color of your fur or something."

The two monsters immediately looked at Zhang Kai with disdain, thinking they were Monkey King, silly human beings.

But they can't change, Zhang Kai can help them change, don't human beings have a lot of things that can be dyed.Looking at the two expectant eyes, Zhang Kai suddenly felt that he seemed to have caused a lot of trouble for himself.

After Zhang Kai left, Xu Tutu fiddled with the live broadcast and said, "Do you still remember the psychopath we encountered when we started the live broadcast that day?"

Xu Miao chewed the chocolate, and used the tablet to browse the Xuanmen forum to find news about sleeping grass, and said casually, "Which one?"

"That is to say, it takes thousands of yuan to eat a catty of meat, so it's not considered a psychopath who abuses cats."

Xu Miao said, "What's wrong?"

Xu Tutu snorted and said, "That guy is on social news."

"Social News?"

Xu Tutu nodded and said: "That guy has a few breeds of cats, but there are also a lot of stray cats picked up at home. He is always helping stray cats find free adoptions. In fact, he sells some stray cats, as if It was the human police who happened to find his car when they checked for drunk driving at night. A lot of dead cats and live cats were kept in big cages. It is said that the guy kept his cats very well, and offered them a lot of delicious food, and then photographed them. The video was broadcast live for others to watch, although that guy was very arrogant and looked down on people, but many netizens saw that he was really good to cats, and there were quite a few fans of him, so they didn't expect to do such a thing in private."

Xu Miao didn't understand: "Cat meat doesn't taste good, why is he selling dead cats?"

Xu Tutu showed Xu Miao the news that he happened to see that day: "Ghost knows, how could we know about crazy thoughts."

Xu Miao watched the news, and immediately snorted: "Tutu, look, is this a sleeping grass." In the video, there are one or two leaves mixed in a pile of messy leaves. If you don't look carefully, you can't tell what kind of grass it is. , but was discovered by Xu Miao's sharp eyes.

Unlike Xu Miao, Xu Tutu is interested in this kind of herbal medicine. In addition to the different species, it is more difficult for rabbits to become sperm than cats. After becoming sperm, they are busy eating, drinking, having fun and getting to know the human world. The herbal medicine was even more ignorant, and she glanced at it casually: "I don't know, I don't have that thing, so I don't know it."

Xu Miao hurriedly took out the remaining one from his space and compared it: "That's right! Tutututu, that guy has sleeping grass, but he is a human being, how could he have sleeping grass?"

If the sleeping grass does not have the transformation of demon power, or the refining of celestial masters, it is useless even if the grass is ignited, it is an ordinary grass, and it is useless, so this kind of grass rarely has ordinary human Understand.

In the video, the iron cages are full of cats, and there is a cloth bag beside it, which is said to be some cat grass that attracts cats, and is specially bought to trap stray cats.

Xu Tutu touched his chin: "If we find the source of those grasses, will we get rich?"

Xu Miao nodded again and again: "Tututututu, we are going to get rich!"

But where is the source? You can find it if you look for it. One rabbit and one cat don't even open the live broadcast. I searched through the Internet celebrity account called a cat tree, but unfortunately I only found a few that he once recommended in the video. The seller of canned cat food has nothing to do with cat grass at all.

In the end, Xu Tutu had no choice but to use his trump card, dialed Zhang Kai's phone with one paw, and told Zhang Kai about the matter, to see if he could ask the bad guy where he bought cat grass.

Zhang Kai hung up the phone and couldn't get back to his senses for a long time. The task was too difficult.

The assistant knocked on the door of the director's office, saw the director staring at the phone in a daze, and said cautiously, "Director? Are you okay?"

Zhang Kai put down his phone and shook his head helplessly: "It's okay, it's just that the little goblin at home is acting like a demon again."

Assistant: "..." The...little fairy at home, she seems to have heard some terrible news.