My cat has become a sperm

While Yan Shuo was going to the TV station to go through the program schedule, Xu Miao finally found the opportunity to go downstairs. When he climbed in through the window that had been open for him, he saw Xu Tutu Ge You lying on the sofa On the sofa, there are two small tables that seem to be specially customized. On one small table there are fruits with drops of water, and on the other small table are several plates of various puffed foods and chocolate nuts, while his rabbit Uncle Rabbit seemed to be lying on his back watching TV, enjoying it like an emperor.

Xu Miao nimbly jumped in from the window, and Xu Tutu gave him a sideways look with small eyes: "Yo, here we come."

Xu Miao jumped directly onto the coffee table, and looked at Xu Tutu in amazement: "Could it be that your shit-shoveling officer prepared this for you?"

Xu Tutu snorted twice, with an expression that said it wasn't obvious.

Xu Miao was so envious of her strength, her big cat eyes lingered on the plate of super delicious chocolate.Seeing his greedy face, Xu Tutu raised his chin, which was covered with white hair and could not see the slightest line: "Eat it, there are many more, you can eat as you like."

Xu Miao rushed onto the sofa unceremoniously, picked up a piece of chocolate with one paw, and a strawberry with the other, eating with her little mouth babbling non-stop.

Xu Tutu was just about to share with Xu Miao what happened in the past few days, seeing Xu Miao's aura, he couldn't help but let out a sigh: "Meow, why is your evil spirit getting stronger, what are you doing?"

Xu Miao quickly swallowed the food in his mouth, and said to Xu Tutu happily: "Didn't I exhaust the spiritual power in the inner alchemy that day to save the little girl, and then at night, the golden light diamond with merit It entered my body, and my inner alchemy was restored instantly, and my cultivation base also increased a little!"

As he spoke, he held the food in his paws, twisted his buttocks and swung his tail in front of Xu Tutu: "Look at my tail, isn't it fierce!"

Xu Tutu grabbed Xu Miao's tail and looked at it for a long time. After counting and counting, it was still only three laps, and immediately threw it away without interest: "I thought you came out with four laps, which is long before you become an adult after nine laps." Woolen cloth."

Xu Miao didn't think there was nothing to be happy about making such a small improvement. You must know how difficult it is to become a human being. If you can make such a small improvement, rounding it up is a big span for a demon student!Moreover, after cultivating to become an adult, you can enjoy the life of a demon freely and happily, and you don't have to worry about being sent back to the Demon League by accident. Look at those seniors who have grown up, how happy their lives are, that's what a demon should be. some life.

Before Xu Miao was intoxicated for a long time, Xu Tutu slapped him awake: "Stop dreaming, at least you won't be an adult for decades, unless you can become a big ticket."

Xu Miao: "What's the big one?"

Xu Tutu: "Save all mankind!"

Xu Miao couldn't help but rolled his eyes. It's impossible to think about this kind of thing. Even if human beings really need to be saved, it's not because of a scumbag like him. He can only be the one to be saved. .

When he felt the golden light of merit before, he did think about doing more good deeds in the future, and strived to become an adult by absorbing the golden light of merit.But first of all, he is a domestic cat, not to mention that it is inconvenient to go out, and he may not be able to encounter such a life-saving situation. Even if he meets and saves someone, if that person does not sincerely thank him, he will not have golden merit. Maybe he will reveal his identity and end up being sent back to the Demon League.If the golden light of merit is so good, wouldn't all those demons who have experienced in human society be full of merit.

So this incident was purely a coincidence, and it was impossible to expect to make a fortune by relying on this. It would be better to absorb the bits and pieces of aura and cultivate it steadily.

Seeing that Xu Miao didn't clamor to go out and do good deeds to earn merits and cultivation, and he wasn't completely stupid enough, Xu Tutu took back the big foot that was almost kicked out.

Lao Huai pushed Xiao Lingzui in front of him comfortingly: "Actually, there is nothing good about cultivating adults. All adult monsters have registered in the Monster League, which is much more restrictive than our little monsters who have no form. Zhang Kai said, we will tell him what we want to eat and play in the future. Although your shit shovel officer doesn't know your identity, but mine has passed the Ming Road, so you don't have to hide anything in the future, and the chapter Kai also helped us authenticate the background and bind the bank card, so we can take out those rewards in the future!"

Hearing the reward, Xu Miao hurriedly asked, "How much money do we have now?"

Xu Tutu said: "I just read it last night. It's more than 1 yuan, but it's not a lot. Zhang Kai said that many people's wages are not even 1 yuan these days, so we are considered rich."

Xu Miao's eyes lit up: "More than 1, it's really a lot, and my worth is only five hundred."

Xu Tutu chuckled and said, "Why do you sell yourself so cheaply? You must know that my prototype is a Chinese pastoral rabbit. After being packaged in a pet shop, it is worth [-] yuan, no longer than those long-haired rabbits. How much cheaper are eared rabbits."

Xu Miao snorted twice, so he wouldn't tell Tutu that he was bought by Yan Shuo with great difficulty, and many people refused to buy him.

Because they passed Ming Road on Zhang Kai's side, they don't have to be careful when shooting videos. Seeing that Xu Miao was restricted from eating upstairs and didn't eat much delicious food, Xu Tutu bought him a piece of food that Zhang Kai bought for him. The whole box of snacks was brought out, and with a wave of short paws, he said proudly: "Eat whatever you want! We will come to shoot after you are finished eating. Zhang Kai knows that we are making money by photographing cute pets, so he bought me a set of equipment. There is no need to point a place to shoot with a large tablet vertically!"

Xu Miao jumped into the ocean of snacks happily: "It would be great if I could come every day."

Xu Tutu also sat next to him and tore open a bag of shrimp crackers: "It's not impossible, you can just fall asleep while your shit-shoveling officer is asleep in the middle of the night."

Xu Miao shook his head and said, "How can I do that? You guys are already asleep so late. If Yan Shuo gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and doesn't find me, it's not over. By the way, I heard the little girl who jumped off the building want To be taken away by her father, I don't know if he took it away, but the cub must be very sad after leaving her mother."

Xu Tutu was already fiddling with the shooting equipment that Zhang Kai made for him, and said casually: "Humans are different from us. We only recognize mothers but not fathers. Human parents are equally important, and many human cubs who live with their fathers are the same. Had a great time."

While chewing the nuts in his mouth, Xu Miao wondered if he should go down and take a look later. After all, he was the first person to thank him for his merits. It's good to take a sneak peek for peace of mind.

Xu Tutu pointed the connected camera at Xu Miao, while looking at the screen on his side to adjust the orientation, so that he could interact with netizens while watching the screen while shooting.

Seeing that Xu Miao was still eating, he immediately hated iron for being weak: "If you eat again, you will become a fat cat, come to work soon!"

Xu Miao wiped her mouth with her paw, and walked under the camera: "What are you shooting today?"

Xu Tutu said: "Today's live broadcast, you lick your fur first, then go over there to drink water, see if the cat on the wall is scratching the ball, go over and play with it, I'm talking to you Then you will follow my instructions."

Soon, Miao Ge’s live broadcast room started broadcasting. Most of the video accounts are posting small videos, and the live broadcasting is hardly open, so at this moment, the live broadcasting was accidentally launched. There were quite a few people who came, and all of a sudden the room Three to 4000 people poured in, and it continued to rise.

Xu Miao couldn't see the screen, so he could only sit on the carpet and lick his fur according to Tutu's instructions.As a result, he licked and licked, feeling a little selfless, raised one hind foot to lick the leg hair, but turned over unsteadily, looked up and saw the camera facing him, trying to ignore the embarrassing scene just now , walked to the water dispenser with his head upright and drank slowly.

Netizens liked this very much. Seeing the cats in the live broadcast, they licked themselves until they fell, and all of them screamed because of their cuteness.

Various cat-sucking and cat-stealing brigades swiped the screen, but in the harmonious and happy atmosphere, an extremely discordant line floated out [You are murdering cats by raising cats like this, if you don’t know how to raise them, don’t murder your life! 】

Xu Tutu happened to see this barrage, and immediately became upset: "This friend named a cat tree has a basis for what he said. What does it mean that I am murdering a cat like this? How did I murder it?"

When Xu Miao heard Xu Tutu's words, she turned her head and looked at him curiously, but saw that Tutu seemed to be tearing apart with netizens, so she glanced at the cat scratching the ball on the wall, and after thinking about it, she moved closer to the camera , came closer to show cuteness to cheer.

After Xu Tutu said this, many netizens began to comfort him.

[Brother Xu, don’t worry about that troll, that’s an extreme cat controler, and he’s a well-known extreme controler in the cute pet circle, don’t worry about it~]

[How come there are people like this everywhere, why should they be so extremely disgusting and attract people's attention? It's none of his business how other people raise cats. 】

[Tut tut tut it's you again, blogger, let me tell you, this guy accuses all pet owners who feed cats cat food, saying that no matter how expensive cat food is, it's junk food, and despises those who use cheap ingredients to make cat food Pet owner, the kind of cat whose meat is two to three thousand a catty a day, can't compare with mines at home. 】

[I saw a Weibo two days ago, saying that I bought a house in Beijing’s third ring road to raise cats, and paid 5000 yuan a month to take care of a cat nanny. The ingredients that cats eat every day are airlifted from all over the world. He said that the ones that cost less than a hundred are garbage on the ground, and the ones that are cattle are not good, so he despises others everywhere, and he is afraid that only those who feed cats and gold every day can get into his eyes. 】

Xu Tutu looked at the comments one by one, quite speechless: "I'm afraid this person is not a fool."

Hearing Xu Tutu's words, the guy named A Cat Tree sprayed again [If you can't afford cats, don't. I really feel sorry for your cats. 】

Xu Tutu's eyes stared straight, where did he come from being so stupid, he despises him for raising a cat!There is a bag in the head: "How I raise cats is my business. I want you to talk more. Do you want to be full of air? You have been suppressed by society for too long and start looking for emptiness on the Internet!"

Xu Miao quickly stretched out her paw to touch Xu Tutu, and said in secret: "Okay, Tutu, didn't they say that there are everyone on the Internet, let's just ignore them, and don't have the same knowledge as these humans."

Xu Tutu snorted, and said directly: "Come on Mengmeng, roll your eyes and despise this guy."

Xu Miao looked at Xu Tutu helplessly, and finally, with a comforting attitude, rolled her eyes at the camera, and the cute group of people screamed that they were so smart that they wanted to steal.

The fun of the live broadcast was interrupted by an idiot, Xu Tutu asked Xu Miao to perform a two-claw show of love and then went offline, and then angrily Xu Tutu walked around the house with a pair of big feet: "Where are you coming from?" You idiot! I'm so angry, I really want to draw a curse!"

Xu Miao said: "We haven't learned spells yet, we can't draw."

Xu Tutu snorted and said, "I don't know how to do it, so I'll find someone who can do it. I'll go find the koi and give him a water retrograde!"

Xu Miao was even more helpless: "I want to let a fish go online, Tutu, you are too embarrassing for the fish."

The rabbit flying and cat jumping in the live broadcast at home, Zhang Kai, who was watching the live broadcast in the office, couldn’t help laughing. He could completely imagine how irritable the little rabbit outside the camera was. After all, he was a little fairy who had just entered society. Also learn not to ignore those unpleasant voices.

It's a pity that the live broadcast time is too short, he hasn't watched it enough, the two little guys won't record it, just as Zhang Kai put down his phone, the assistant knocked on the door and came in: "Director, someone from the T'STAR program team said they want to shoot a Short video."

T'STAR is a popular variety show recently, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with their company, and they don't have any artists online: "What video?"

The assistant said: "Lanjing has a designer participating in the competition. Lanjing has cooperated with our company before. Isn't that drama a big hit, so this time I want to shoot a resume video of that designer."

Zhang Kai frowned slightly: "Who is Lan Jing?" He remembered that Yan Shuo should resign.

The assistant said, "Leng Shu."

Zhang Kai sneered: "They really have the face to refuse, saying that our company is not so confused that they don't even remember who the designers we worked with are."

The assistant didn't quite understand the twists and turns, but after listening to the director's words, he understood the director's attitude. As for Lan Jing, they were naturally not afraid of offending them. They were originally in different circles. One less Lan Jing was more than a design company. cooperate.

After the assistant left, Zhang Kai sent Yan Shuo a WeChat message: Lan Jing came to shoot a video for a man named Leng Shu, which was the headgear you designed and made last time.

Yan Shuo probably wasn't busy, so he wrote back soon: Well, thank you for letting me know.

Although he was the main designer in the last cooperation, Leng Shu had cooperated with him for many years and participated in many projects together, so it is not unreasonable to say that Leng Shu was a part of the credit.

Zhang Kai: But I didn't agree [Smiley Face.jpg]

Yan Shuo smiled, thought for a while and replied: Maybe I need to trouble you to arrange to shoot a video.

Zhang Kai: Yours?

Yan Shuo: Yes.

Zhang Kai sent an ok gesture: Please eat and bring the cat.

Yan Shuo didn't understand why Zhang Kai liked his cat so much, but he still replied: No problem.

Zhang Kai just put away his mobile phone. For the sake of his rabbit, he might be charged with coveting other people's cats. Sure enough, there is a goblin at home, and people have become irrational.