My cat has become a sperm

Zhang Kai smoked a cigarette in the car, and watched nearly 20 short videos from the account named 'Meow a Jing'. Those videos were as short as ten seconds or as long as For a few minutes, the voice-over has always been a boy with a crisp voice. Judging by the voice, he should not be too old. There is still a hint of immaturity in the voice, and it is surprisingly comfortable and pleasant to hear.

As for the cat, Zhang Kai thought about it, turned to the WeChat interface, called up Yan Shuo’s message box, and looked at his circle of friends. There was only one cat sleeping. It should be the first day he bought the cat back. shot.

After comparing the before and after, Zhang Kai can be sure that the cat who took the video at home is Yan Shuo's cat.But whoever took the video of the cat is unknown.And in these more than 20 videos, his rabbit has never appeared in the camera.

Zhang Kai thought about various possible reasons, but finally found that the least likely and unreasonable one was the most tenable among the many assumptions.

Although Zhang Kai is a behind-the-scenes worker, he is basically a person in the industry. In a place like the entertainment industry, anything is possible. There are only things that are unexpected, nothing that cannot be encountered, and things that cannot be explained by science. For other societies People in the field may be superstitious, but for people in the entertainment industry, it may even be a kind of talk after dinner, because it is too commonplace.

Therefore, Zhang Kai does not seem to be unacceptable to the speculation that this family item may break his scientific values. He has not yet thought about it. If it is as he guessed, his rabbit is a The goblin, or being possessed by some ghost, is he pretending not to know, or is it an excuse to give the rabbit away, and if he gives it to someone else, will it harm someone?

But when he thought of the voice in the video, he felt that even if his rabbit was a goblin or possessed by someone's ghost, it shouldn't be a bad person. Although this feeling was groundless, he believed in his instinct.

Accurately flicking the cigarette butt into the trash can not far away, Zhang Kai picked up the empty cage beside him and got out of the car to lock the door.It's the first time I have a home and I don't dare to go back. This taste is really fresh.

Standing at the door of his house, Zhang Kai subconsciously took a deep breath, and then pretended to open the door as usual.As soon as the door opened, a snow-white rabbit rushed towards him, Zhang Kai's little heart trembled slightly, but the original uneasiness and uncertainty seemed to dissipate when he touched his own Beibei's soft body.

He has been raising Beibei for several months. At that time, he was visiting a pet store with a friend, and saw a rabbit standing up in his nest and fell asleep. The two short hands were still hugging each other, and his body was crooked. If it's crooked, it won't fall.

He couldn't help knocking on the glass of the rabbit's nest, and the sleeping rabbit with its eyes closed suddenly shook violently.Zhang Kai dared to swear that he really saw the anger of being woken up in the eyes of the rabbit, who was fierce and fierce, and then pointed his ass at him.

Zhang Kai didn't have any pets before, but he has been in contact with it to some extent, and he has never seen such a spiritual one. The angry little eyes are inexplicably cute, and he didn't know what to think at the time, so he bought that rabbit.

He is very busy with work, leaving early and returning late at night is often too busy to come back. After buying the rabbit, Zhang Kai actually regretted it. He was afraid that he would not have time to take good care of it.But he found that his own Beibei was really easy to raise. He prepared enough rabbit food and several kinds of fresh grass that rabbits like to eat, and then hung a drinking bottle in a specific place. The water and food are enough for a few days, and they can be used for a few days. No matter, my own Beibei will eat when he is hungry, and he will naturally stop eating when he is full. He has never taught him, but Beibei will urinate and defecate in the rabbit toilet by himself. He just cleans it up when he comes home every day. Couldn't be more at ease.

Originally, Zhang Kai thought that he had met a smart and caring pet, but now it seems that his Beibei may not be called a pet at all.

Touching the soft little rabbit fur and seeing him crawling around on his body, Zhang Kai said: "Are you looking for that cat? The cat is sick and very sick. It is now being treated in the hospital until it is cured." I'll bring it back for you to play with."

Xu Tutu looked at Zhang Kai, didn't he really take it out and lose it?

Inexplicably understood the suspicion in those red eyes, and immediately plucked the rabbit's fur angrily: "Are you suspecting that I lost the cat? If you doubt your master like this, won't your little conscience hurt?"

Xu Tutu stepped on Zhang Kai's body heavily, then jumped off, and bounced away. His family only has the rabbit master and the human rabbit slave shit-shoveling officer.

Looking at the white ball-like back, Zhang Kai smiled. Raising a rabbit that is different, maybe even unique in the world, seems to be okay, especially, he really wants to see, that little rabbit When things show their feet.

The human beings and the rabbit spirits downstairs started a life of fighting wits and courage in the face of the enemy and the darkness, while the excrement shovelers and the meow spirits upstairs were still sweet and greasy.

Xu Miao woke up in Yan Shuo's arms early in the morning. Yan Shuo didn't know when he woke up. He was leaning on the bed and looking at his mobile phone. In a blink of an eye, he suddenly remembered the incident that seemed to have caused quite a stir yesterday, fearing that Yan Shuo was watching the news about that incident again, he quickly threw himself on Yan Shuo.

Xu Miao is not big. This is because his body size is not deliberately reduced, but his weight is deliberately hidden. Otherwise, according to his own weight, Yan Shuo would probably be scared to death. Yan Shuo can still bear it.Yan Shuo just stretched out his hand to pick up the cat on his body, but the little thing jumped out very fast and knocked the mobile phone in his hand into the air.Fortunately, the mobile phone fell on the bed and did not fall to the ground.

Glancing at the mischievous cat, Yan Shuo got up to get it, but the little guy took the phone as a toy, and rushed towards it, as if he wanted to push the phone out of the bed.

Yan Shuo quickly stopped: "Mengmeng!"

Xu Miao looked back at Yan Shuo: "Meow~"

"If you dare to push the phone down, I will chop off your claws."

Xu Miao turned to look at Yan Shuo: "Meow!" A mobile phone is more important than him, it's unbearable!

Following the meowing sound, Yan Shuo's cell phone was also pushed to the ground.

Yan Shuo's bed is not too high, it's a kind of low bed, and the floor is covered with a carpet specially prepared for cats, so with this height plus the carpet, the mobile phone will not even make a sound when it falls on the ground, and it is even more impossible to break it.But Mengmeng's move still surprised Yan Shuo.

"Yan Xiaomeng, your little temper is good."

Xu Miao glanced at him and licked his paw: "Meow~"

Yan Shuo got up and picked up his phone. He didn't read the news. He threw the lock screen on the bed, and then hugged the cat: "You used to be very good, but now is it the rebellious period? Huh?"

Xu Miao hugged Yan Shuo's hand pointing to his nose and licked it. He threw it down because he knew it would not break. If he didn't divert his attention like this, what if he really saw the news again.

Yan Shuo walked towards the bathroom while stroking the cat: "The bigger you are, the more disobedient you are. You even threw my phone. Believe it or not, I threw your toys."

Xu Miao opened her mouth in Yan Shuo's arms and yawned childishly.

Putting the cat on the sink, Yan Shuo began to wash his face and brush his teeth, while his cat would squat obediently beside him, and after he finished washing, he carried it to the kitchen to make breakfast.But today Yan Shuo took out a small scrubbing device after cleaning himself, put a silicone finger cot on his hand, squeezed cat edible toothpaste, and picked up the little guy who was staring at him curiously: "Come on Mengmeng, let's brush our teeth."

Xu Miao tilted her head: "Meow?" When does a cat need to brush its teeth?

Yan Shuo ignored the puzzled look in his eyes, grabbed the cat and put his fingers with silicone finger cots into the cat's mouth.

I thought my cat would resist and struggle, but I didn't expect his cat to be obedient, but those big cat eyes stared at him curiously, Yan Shuo couldn't help laughing, and the hand that pinched the back of the cat's neck lightened his strength : "Such a good boy, after brushing your teeth, I will reward you with a small dried fish."

It's so good that it makes people's hearts soften, and it makes people itch with hatred when they are bad.

Xu Miao shook her tail when she heard that. Although the thing was uncomfortable to poke in the mouth, and the taste was not very good, who made him a good master who spoiled the excrement shoveler.

After Xu Miao finally pestered Yan Shuo for a small piece of toast, he finished his breakfast. He licked his toast-smelling paws and watched Yan Shuo enter the kitchen with the finished plate. Xu Miao was thinking about whether Yan Shuo would go out today, and when he wanted to go downstairs to meet Xu Tutu, the doorbell rang.

Yan Shuo wiped off the water on his hands and opened the door. Seeing Zhang Kai standing at the door with his rabbit in his arms, he was a little surprised, but he turned sideways to let someone in: "What do you want me to do?"

Zhang Kai smiled: "It's something, but it's not business, are you going out today?"

Yan Shuo said: "Not going out."

Zhang Kai raised his rabbit in front of Yan Shuo: "Then can you take a look at my Beibei for me? Don't worry, Beibei is very good and can use cat litter. I put the food in my bag. Because a sick cat appeared in my house yesterday, I am worried that there are residual germs in the house, so today I want to find someone to come to the house to do a thorough cleaning and disinfection. It is not convenient for rabbits to stay at home. It happens that my Beibei and your cat They should be very good friends, I think they will get along very happily."

Yan Shuo looked suspiciously at his cat with its paws in its mouth that seemed to be sitting on the table stupidly. Since when did his cat become friends with this rabbit?And why do rabbits use cat litter?

After Zhang Kai finished speaking, he touched his own rabbit ears, and asked with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "You will be obedient, and you will use cat litter yourself so as not to cause trouble to others, will you, Beibei?"

Xu Tutu, who was also stupid in Zhang Kai's arms, was very confused. When would he use cat litter and become friends with that cat?